Me: Yello! Sorry for being away for so long, but I got hooked on Neopets,
and everything else... Kudos:
Who cares? - Um, I think you've gone insane! ^-^U Here, have a cookie! *hands you cookie* Is Oni your evil side? WHO IS your evil side?? DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY ONI LINK?! HE IS MINE!!! MINE! MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Me: What now? Let's find out!
Oni: Sylva does not own The Matrix or Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Sue her and you'll have me to answer to! *hefts sword* Also: Where have our reviewers gone?!
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"Girls, I need your help, right now!"
"What do you want us to help you with, Sylva?"
"I could do with a couple more people to help me track Oni Link down!" Silence. Suddenly, three people tumbled through the portal.
"Ouch..." Whined the one at the bottom. The other two got up, helping her up as well. They dusted themselves off. Sylva smiled gently. All were wearing almost the exact same thing as Sylva, the only difference being the colours: red, black and green.
"How was the trip?" One, quite tall, wearing black, with green eyes and black hair, named Talonia, answered hotly,
"Not very comfortable. I had Azura bouncing all over the place, and Calico flying through backwards." Sylva laughed. She at last regained a straight face.
"So, where do we start?" The shortest, Azura, wearing green, asked. Sylva gestured for them to sit down.
"We start by making a plan. Azura," she stated. "You can take the rooftops and towers, and the Deku Forest." Azura nodded. "Calico, take the mountains and Snowhead Temple." The tallest and oldest, with indigo eyes and plum coloured hair, gave a thumbs up. "Talonia, you can take Clock Town and Great Bay Temple. I'm taking Ikana Valley, and Woodfall Temple." The four high fived each other.
"How do we let you know we've found him?" Sylva's eyes wandered to the starry sky, and the moon reflected in them.
"By your respective animal's signature sound. At any other time, remain silent. Azura, that means no chattering or squeaking." The others nodded. Sylva rubbed her hands together in anticipation. The four split, and went their different ways. Calico, Azura and Sylva changed into their animal forms, Calico a snow leopard, Azura a squirrel, and Sylva changed into her white wolf form that was so useful for slipping past and mixing in with the Redeads and Gibdos. Talonia ran towards Clock Town, changing her appearance slightly so she would fit in. Her jeans changed to a tight fitting skirt that went down to her knees, and she wore chunky, Matrix style boots.
*/Clock Tower\*
"You can't do this to me! Let me out!!" Oni's spirit yelled. He was furious at Majora, for trapping him and for inhabiting his body.
"Oh, shut it, will you?" Majora whined, already annoyed with the 'miniature complaining machine', as she called him. She had turned Oni's spirit into a fairy sized version of him. He sat crossed legged on the bottom of the jar. The evil goddess returned to thinking.
"It's your turn." The spirit commented, mentally grinning with glee at being able to annoy his arch enemy so much. Her face was unreadable for a moment. Then Majora stated,
"Knight to E4. Checkmate." Oni Link's king fell over immediately. He was speechless. No one had ever beaten him at chess.
"Good...game." She smirked.
"You aren't too shabby yourself."
*/In the Deku's Forest\*
The reddish brown squirrel leaped through the rotting and dead trees, searching for any sign of life at all. She spotted Kotake, a young witch, and climbed down the tree to say hello, and hopefully get some useful information. The forest began to suddenly grow again, and revive the dead trees and plants. Kotake, surprised and in awe, fell to her knees in the presence of a supposedly great goddess. Azura, grinning under her disguise, slipped down and touched the witch on her shoulder.
"Oh, great goddess of the woodland, it is good to see you still care for this wasteland." Azura transformed into her human form.
"Young witch; may you divulge some much needed information to me?" Kotake nodded hastily.
"What do you wish to know?" Azura lazily flicked out her hand, making a small, transparent globe appear.
"Do you know where the Fierce Deity is located at this very moment?" Kotake closed her eyes, and shook her head.
"I'm afraid I do not, lady. I have not even heard of him." Azura smiled gently. Kotake quivered.
"Then do not worry, Kotake. Talk to everyone you know, then head to the Woodfall Temple." Giving her the globe, Azura changed back into the squirrel and jumped away to check out the rooftops of Clock Town.
*/Snowhead Temple\*
The Gorons, rock like people of the mountainous regions of Termina, didn't notice the leopard sneak in. Situated in the middle of the room was a tremendous fire, burning indigoro wood, a rare type that was only used in ceremonies and religious festivals to honour the fire goddess. Calico growled lightly. She would grace them with her distinct appearance. She would help Sylva, but she was going to have some fun while she was at it. Making flames dance around the edge of the room, Calico padded up to the fire, and –to the Gorons' surprise- jumped onto the very top of it. She sat down on the spot, licking her paws clean of dirt and ashes from the bottom of the pile. The drumming came to an abrupt halt, and the dancing stopped. All gazed, awed by the feline that wasn't being burnt, despite the flames licking at her fur.
They slowly came to realise who she was, and bowed down to her, worshipping on their knees. Changing into her human form, Calico stood up on top of the burning stack, and called out in her most impressive voice,
"Thank you. I have a question to ask you all. Who here," She asked, pausing to look around the room. "Who here knows of the Fierce Deity?" All raised their hands. She smiled gently, impressed. "Good! I have a favour to ask of you." The Gorons looked at each other, uneasy. Deities did not ask their subjects for favours. But one of the younger ones called out,
"What type of favour do you wish from us, lady?" She pointed at the young one.
"I need you to tell me if you have any idea of where the Fierce Deity is." All shook their heads mutely. She sighed. "Dear Goddesses," she murmured. "Save us all from Majora if the others don't find him." With a harsh wave of flames bursting around her, she disappeared.
*/Clock Town, Stock Pot Inn\*
As a young girl of fourteen walked into the Inn, green eyes flashing and black hair waving as she walked, the inhabitants went silent. Looking around, Talonia called out,
"Don't mind me! I'm just here for some information!" Everyone went back to what they were doing. She looked around for Anju, a woman who ran the Inn. Spotting her, she walked over and asked, "Excuse me, but could I have a word?" Anju nodded.
"Of course. Privately?" Talonia nodded. Anju led her to an empty room. "How can I help you?"
"I'm looking for someone. He's known as," She dropped her voice to a whisper, looking around to check no one was listening. "He's known as the Fierce Deity. Have you seen him around anywhere?" Anju, shocked, answered shakily.
"I-I think he headed for C-Clock T-Tower. He was carrying a jar or something." Jumping up, Talonia shook her hand.
"Thanks! I have a sister who wants to see him!" Anju sat, dumbfounded, as she ran out in a hurry.
*/Ikana Valley\*
Sylva galloped through the infested valley, to the Music Box House. When she looked in, surprisingly, Pamela was waiting for her.
"White wolf! I need your help! My dad has turned completely into a Gibdo, and he's trying to turn me into one! I need to get out of here, but the door's locked!" Sylva wasted no time. She jumped in through the window, shifted form, grabbed some extra clothing for the little girl, put it into a small rucksack, and gave it to her. After climbing back out the window, she explained to Pamela what to do.
"Climb out the window onto the sill. After I've shifted my form, climb gently onto my back and twine your fingers in my fur. Okay?" Pamela nodded. Sylva shifted into her animal form. Pamela climbed onto the sill, and from there onto Sylva's back. She squeezed the wolf's sides gently to signal she was ready. Sylva raised her head sharply, as a sharp screech from a martial eagle resounded through the silence.
"Right, let's go." The two rode off into the night.
*/Clock Tower\*
"Hey, Oni Link, can you sing?" Majora asked, bored to tears. She was lying on her back, with the spirit-in-the-jar beside her on the floor.
"Kind of, why?" He asked, also lying on his back. She shrugged.
"Just wondering. Boredom getting to me, I guess." She sniggered. "You look so funny as a fairy sized person, you know." He grumbled, and started to recite a haiku he had heard or read.
"Flowers carpeting the floor, Forest children picking them, To give as presents."
Majora straightened up to look at him.
"Where did you hear that?" He shrugged.
"Can't remember." She lay back down on the cold wooden floor.
"I'm still going to destroy this stupid world, you know. And you with it." He laughed hollowly. A screech from a martial eagle resounded through the darkness, making them both jump. A howl soon joined it, low, haunting and soft. Chattering noises joined in. Finally, a cat like growl ended the strange chorus.
"That was strange. And not normal." He commented, raising a thin eyebrow. Seconds later they heard wing beats, the scraping of claws against wood, the creak of floor boards, and the snuffling sound of noses seeking out a scent. Majora jumped up lightning quick. A silhouette stood in the doorway.
"What in Termina?!" The creature growled, loping in with a slow, determined and almost predatory pace. It came into the light, turning out to be Sylva, hackles raised and fur rippling in the wind's wake. Her head shot up, looking the spirit trapped in the jar straight in the eye. He stood up, and slowly walked to the back of the jar. She looked to her side, as a snow leopard calmly came up beside her. The animal's eyes widened slightly, before it whispered something in Sylva's ear.
"Sylva, why are we fighting against the Fierce Deity? I thought you wanted to find him and save him!"
"Shh! His body is being possessed by Majora! We have to win this fight to get his spirit back in its rightful place!" Calico nodded and lowered herself into a pouncing position. Sylva leaned backwards, one leg far out to ready her for throwing herself at the evil goddess, and one just in front of her head to distribute weight. A voice could be heard from below somewhere. Azura, in her animal form, tilted her head to the left to see who it was.
"Sorry I'm late, girls." Came the voice of Talonia. Wearing new clothing, she laughed slightly. She still wore her Matrix style boots. Wearing a black trench coat, over tight leather trousers, a grey, sleeveless top that had white seams, and fingerless gloves, she looked like the human version of the grim reaper. To complement her rather dark clothing, she had a white belt around her waist, with rubies set in the metal. "It seems there's a Jeannie wannabe in the house. But then again," She continued, cracking a whip that had appeared out of nowhere. "I guess he didn't really get a choice in the matter."
Sylva turned into her normal human form, but there was a difference. Instead of the deities' designer labels from earlier, she was wearing a light blue trench coat, over a skin tight top and flared trousers outfit. The top was midnight blue, with gold seams, and was short enough to show her stomach. The trousers were two tones of blue, the top half sky blue, and the bottom half aqua. The seams were silver. She wore light blue, heeled boots that came up to her shins. Oni Link's mouth dropped open, but Majora wasn't impressed.
Calico suddenly flickered into her human form. She, like her younger sisters, had changed her clothing. She wore a sleeveless, short rollneck, and a long sleeved top under it. She had changed her jeans and trainers for more useful black leather trousers, and dark red combat boots. Over the top she wore a red, denim trench coat. Her shoulder length hair was in a braid, with a red sparkly hair band. She grinned, pulling out a rather large katana with a long ribbon on the end.
Azura's form enlarged and her limbs lengthened, her red fur disappearing. She stood up, now wearing a dark green trench coat, over a light green skirt with brown seams and a short top that was orange with scarlet seams, and had only one shoulder. She was wearing grass green hiking boots. Giggling, she stretched out her arm, making a scythe with a sea green, crystal blade on the end appear. She whirled it round her head three times, and then flicked the blade behind her, crouching down. The highlights in her brown hair were quite visible, yellows, greens and dark reds were streaked through it, as it cascaded from the high ponytail down to her waist, laced with autumn colours.
Majora now began to feel quite nervous. She hadn't really had a chance to test her new powers out, and if she couldn't control the huge amount of power, then she would lose completely. Sylva still hadn't shown any sign of having weaponry, so she would be first. Majora hefted the huge sword in her hands, and charged at the apparently defenceless girl.
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Me: Review to find out who wins, and if Oni's spirit gets his body back! Osta La Vista, baby! *disappears in flash of blue, sparkly smoke, laughing manically* MWAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough**hack**wheeze**splutter*
Who cares? - Um, I think you've gone insane! ^-^U Here, have a cookie! *hands you cookie* Is Oni your evil side? WHO IS your evil side?? DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY ONI LINK?! HE IS MINE!!! MINE! MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Me: What now? Let's find out!
Oni: Sylva does not own The Matrix or Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Sue her and you'll have me to answer to! *hefts sword* Also: Where have our reviewers gone?!
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"Girls, I need your help, right now!"
"What do you want us to help you with, Sylva?"
"I could do with a couple more people to help me track Oni Link down!" Silence. Suddenly, three people tumbled through the portal.
"Ouch..." Whined the one at the bottom. The other two got up, helping her up as well. They dusted themselves off. Sylva smiled gently. All were wearing almost the exact same thing as Sylva, the only difference being the colours: red, black and green.
"How was the trip?" One, quite tall, wearing black, with green eyes and black hair, named Talonia, answered hotly,
"Not very comfortable. I had Azura bouncing all over the place, and Calico flying through backwards." Sylva laughed. She at last regained a straight face.
"So, where do we start?" The shortest, Azura, wearing green, asked. Sylva gestured for them to sit down.
"We start by making a plan. Azura," she stated. "You can take the rooftops and towers, and the Deku Forest." Azura nodded. "Calico, take the mountains and Snowhead Temple." The tallest and oldest, with indigo eyes and plum coloured hair, gave a thumbs up. "Talonia, you can take Clock Town and Great Bay Temple. I'm taking Ikana Valley, and Woodfall Temple." The four high fived each other.
"How do we let you know we've found him?" Sylva's eyes wandered to the starry sky, and the moon reflected in them.
"By your respective animal's signature sound. At any other time, remain silent. Azura, that means no chattering or squeaking." The others nodded. Sylva rubbed her hands together in anticipation. The four split, and went their different ways. Calico, Azura and Sylva changed into their animal forms, Calico a snow leopard, Azura a squirrel, and Sylva changed into her white wolf form that was so useful for slipping past and mixing in with the Redeads and Gibdos. Talonia ran towards Clock Town, changing her appearance slightly so she would fit in. Her jeans changed to a tight fitting skirt that went down to her knees, and she wore chunky, Matrix style boots.
*/Clock Tower\*
"You can't do this to me! Let me out!!" Oni's spirit yelled. He was furious at Majora, for trapping him and for inhabiting his body.
"Oh, shut it, will you?" Majora whined, already annoyed with the 'miniature complaining machine', as she called him. She had turned Oni's spirit into a fairy sized version of him. He sat crossed legged on the bottom of the jar. The evil goddess returned to thinking.
"It's your turn." The spirit commented, mentally grinning with glee at being able to annoy his arch enemy so much. Her face was unreadable for a moment. Then Majora stated,
"Knight to E4. Checkmate." Oni Link's king fell over immediately. He was speechless. No one had ever beaten him at chess.
"Good...game." She smirked.
"You aren't too shabby yourself."
*/In the Deku's Forest\*
The reddish brown squirrel leaped through the rotting and dead trees, searching for any sign of life at all. She spotted Kotake, a young witch, and climbed down the tree to say hello, and hopefully get some useful information. The forest began to suddenly grow again, and revive the dead trees and plants. Kotake, surprised and in awe, fell to her knees in the presence of a supposedly great goddess. Azura, grinning under her disguise, slipped down and touched the witch on her shoulder.
"Oh, great goddess of the woodland, it is good to see you still care for this wasteland." Azura transformed into her human form.
"Young witch; may you divulge some much needed information to me?" Kotake nodded hastily.
"What do you wish to know?" Azura lazily flicked out her hand, making a small, transparent globe appear.
"Do you know where the Fierce Deity is located at this very moment?" Kotake closed her eyes, and shook her head.
"I'm afraid I do not, lady. I have not even heard of him." Azura smiled gently. Kotake quivered.
"Then do not worry, Kotake. Talk to everyone you know, then head to the Woodfall Temple." Giving her the globe, Azura changed back into the squirrel and jumped away to check out the rooftops of Clock Town.
*/Snowhead Temple\*
The Gorons, rock like people of the mountainous regions of Termina, didn't notice the leopard sneak in. Situated in the middle of the room was a tremendous fire, burning indigoro wood, a rare type that was only used in ceremonies and religious festivals to honour the fire goddess. Calico growled lightly. She would grace them with her distinct appearance. She would help Sylva, but she was going to have some fun while she was at it. Making flames dance around the edge of the room, Calico padded up to the fire, and –to the Gorons' surprise- jumped onto the very top of it. She sat down on the spot, licking her paws clean of dirt and ashes from the bottom of the pile. The drumming came to an abrupt halt, and the dancing stopped. All gazed, awed by the feline that wasn't being burnt, despite the flames licking at her fur.
They slowly came to realise who she was, and bowed down to her, worshipping on their knees. Changing into her human form, Calico stood up on top of the burning stack, and called out in her most impressive voice,
"Thank you. I have a question to ask you all. Who here," She asked, pausing to look around the room. "Who here knows of the Fierce Deity?" All raised their hands. She smiled gently, impressed. "Good! I have a favour to ask of you." The Gorons looked at each other, uneasy. Deities did not ask their subjects for favours. But one of the younger ones called out,
"What type of favour do you wish from us, lady?" She pointed at the young one.
"I need you to tell me if you have any idea of where the Fierce Deity is." All shook their heads mutely. She sighed. "Dear Goddesses," she murmured. "Save us all from Majora if the others don't find him." With a harsh wave of flames bursting around her, she disappeared.
*/Clock Town, Stock Pot Inn\*
As a young girl of fourteen walked into the Inn, green eyes flashing and black hair waving as she walked, the inhabitants went silent. Looking around, Talonia called out,
"Don't mind me! I'm just here for some information!" Everyone went back to what they were doing. She looked around for Anju, a woman who ran the Inn. Spotting her, she walked over and asked, "Excuse me, but could I have a word?" Anju nodded.
"Of course. Privately?" Talonia nodded. Anju led her to an empty room. "How can I help you?"
"I'm looking for someone. He's known as," She dropped her voice to a whisper, looking around to check no one was listening. "He's known as the Fierce Deity. Have you seen him around anywhere?" Anju, shocked, answered shakily.
"I-I think he headed for C-Clock T-Tower. He was carrying a jar or something." Jumping up, Talonia shook her hand.
"Thanks! I have a sister who wants to see him!" Anju sat, dumbfounded, as she ran out in a hurry.
*/Ikana Valley\*
Sylva galloped through the infested valley, to the Music Box House. When she looked in, surprisingly, Pamela was waiting for her.
"White wolf! I need your help! My dad has turned completely into a Gibdo, and he's trying to turn me into one! I need to get out of here, but the door's locked!" Sylva wasted no time. She jumped in through the window, shifted form, grabbed some extra clothing for the little girl, put it into a small rucksack, and gave it to her. After climbing back out the window, she explained to Pamela what to do.
"Climb out the window onto the sill. After I've shifted my form, climb gently onto my back and twine your fingers in my fur. Okay?" Pamela nodded. Sylva shifted into her animal form. Pamela climbed onto the sill, and from there onto Sylva's back. She squeezed the wolf's sides gently to signal she was ready. Sylva raised her head sharply, as a sharp screech from a martial eagle resounded through the silence.
"Right, let's go." The two rode off into the night.
*/Clock Tower\*
"Hey, Oni Link, can you sing?" Majora asked, bored to tears. She was lying on her back, with the spirit-in-the-jar beside her on the floor.
"Kind of, why?" He asked, also lying on his back. She shrugged.
"Just wondering. Boredom getting to me, I guess." She sniggered. "You look so funny as a fairy sized person, you know." He grumbled, and started to recite a haiku he had heard or read.
"Flowers carpeting the floor, Forest children picking them, To give as presents."
Majora straightened up to look at him.
"Where did you hear that?" He shrugged.
"Can't remember." She lay back down on the cold wooden floor.
"I'm still going to destroy this stupid world, you know. And you with it." He laughed hollowly. A screech from a martial eagle resounded through the darkness, making them both jump. A howl soon joined it, low, haunting and soft. Chattering noises joined in. Finally, a cat like growl ended the strange chorus.
"That was strange. And not normal." He commented, raising a thin eyebrow. Seconds later they heard wing beats, the scraping of claws against wood, the creak of floor boards, and the snuffling sound of noses seeking out a scent. Majora jumped up lightning quick. A silhouette stood in the doorway.
"What in Termina?!" The creature growled, loping in with a slow, determined and almost predatory pace. It came into the light, turning out to be Sylva, hackles raised and fur rippling in the wind's wake. Her head shot up, looking the spirit trapped in the jar straight in the eye. He stood up, and slowly walked to the back of the jar. She looked to her side, as a snow leopard calmly came up beside her. The animal's eyes widened slightly, before it whispered something in Sylva's ear.
"Sylva, why are we fighting against the Fierce Deity? I thought you wanted to find him and save him!"
"Shh! His body is being possessed by Majora! We have to win this fight to get his spirit back in its rightful place!" Calico nodded and lowered herself into a pouncing position. Sylva leaned backwards, one leg far out to ready her for throwing herself at the evil goddess, and one just in front of her head to distribute weight. A voice could be heard from below somewhere. Azura, in her animal form, tilted her head to the left to see who it was.
"Sorry I'm late, girls." Came the voice of Talonia. Wearing new clothing, she laughed slightly. She still wore her Matrix style boots. Wearing a black trench coat, over tight leather trousers, a grey, sleeveless top that had white seams, and fingerless gloves, she looked like the human version of the grim reaper. To complement her rather dark clothing, she had a white belt around her waist, with rubies set in the metal. "It seems there's a Jeannie wannabe in the house. But then again," She continued, cracking a whip that had appeared out of nowhere. "I guess he didn't really get a choice in the matter."
Sylva turned into her normal human form, but there was a difference. Instead of the deities' designer labels from earlier, she was wearing a light blue trench coat, over a skin tight top and flared trousers outfit. The top was midnight blue, with gold seams, and was short enough to show her stomach. The trousers were two tones of blue, the top half sky blue, and the bottom half aqua. The seams were silver. She wore light blue, heeled boots that came up to her shins. Oni Link's mouth dropped open, but Majora wasn't impressed.
Calico suddenly flickered into her human form. She, like her younger sisters, had changed her clothing. She wore a sleeveless, short rollneck, and a long sleeved top under it. She had changed her jeans and trainers for more useful black leather trousers, and dark red combat boots. Over the top she wore a red, denim trench coat. Her shoulder length hair was in a braid, with a red sparkly hair band. She grinned, pulling out a rather large katana with a long ribbon on the end.
Azura's form enlarged and her limbs lengthened, her red fur disappearing. She stood up, now wearing a dark green trench coat, over a light green skirt with brown seams and a short top that was orange with scarlet seams, and had only one shoulder. She was wearing grass green hiking boots. Giggling, she stretched out her arm, making a scythe with a sea green, crystal blade on the end appear. She whirled it round her head three times, and then flicked the blade behind her, crouching down. The highlights in her brown hair were quite visible, yellows, greens and dark reds were streaked through it, as it cascaded from the high ponytail down to her waist, laced with autumn colours.
Majora now began to feel quite nervous. She hadn't really had a chance to test her new powers out, and if she couldn't control the huge amount of power, then she would lose completely. Sylva still hadn't shown any sign of having weaponry, so she would be first. Majora hefted the huge sword in her hands, and charged at the apparently defenceless girl.
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Me: Review to find out who wins, and if Oni's spirit gets his body back! Osta La Vista, baby! *disappears in flash of blue, sparkly smoke, laughing manically* MWAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough**hack**wheeze**splutter*