"Hello, and welcome to Dairy Queen," Jesse said into the microphone, with
fake enthusiasm, "May I take your order?"
"Ugh yeah, can I get a Whopper?" A grizzled sounding man's voice replied.
"Sir, this is Dairy Queen," Jesse sighed, leaning against the wall, "We don't serve whoppers. You're thinking of Burger King."
"What?" The man asked, "Why the hell wouldn't you serve whoppers? I've seen the commercials!"
"Sir, I'm deeply sorry," Jesse responded, "But we don't have them. Is there anything on the menu that I can get you?"
"How bout a slushie?" The man finally asked.
"That I can do," Jesse smiled, happy he finally picked something, "What flavor?"
"Whisky," He answered matter-of-factly.
"Um, we don't have liquor flavored slushies," Jesse informed him, trying not to laugh.
"You've got to be kidding me," The man chuckled, "Fine, give me a cherry one, and just add in some whisky."
"Sir, we don't have any whisky," Jesse said, beginning to get angry, "This is a family fast food restaurant."
"Then, please, just give me some of your personal stuff," He responded.
"I'm 16," She sighed, "And I believe I left my flask at home."
"16, really?" The man asked, his voice became hushed, "Your voice sounds far to sexy to be 16."
"Excuse me?" Jesse nearly shouted.
"Mmmm I'd just love to have me a workin' girl," The man replied huskily, "When do you get off work? I say you and me go for a ride together."
"What the hell?" Jesse exclaimed, "Who are you?"
"The man of your dreams," He replied, "You know you want it. I can just imagine you in your little school girl uniform."
"Order something right now or I'm calling the police," Jesse yelled into the microphone, "Look buddy, I don't want to know about your sick fantasies, and there's no way in freaking hell that I'm going to be a part of them. Now let me take your god damn order!"
"Wooo, settle down honey, I'll just have a couple of blizzards," The man said, his voice suddenly changing to a younger sound.
"Alright," Jesse answered, "That will be $3.50, please pull up to the next window." Jesse slowly put two cups under the blizzard machine, and walked to the window. She opened it, and turned to look at her harasser. It was no one other then Bright Abbott, along with Ephram Brown. Both were laughing uncontrollably.
"What the hell you guys!" Jesse yelled, feeling the urge to smash the blizzards in their faces.
"You totally fell for it!" Bright said between laughs, "You should have heard yourself!"
"I don't think I find it funny at all!" Jesse shouted, her cheeks blazing red, "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"Don't yell at me, it was his idea!" Bright claimed, pointing to Ephram.
"What?" Ephram replied nervously, "Just because I said you should do it, dosn't mean you had to."
"Dude, you said you'd pay me 5 bucks to do it," Bright responded, turning to him.
"Yeah, well, that's 5 bucks your not getting now," Ephram told him, "The deal is off."
"What?" Bright whined, "You can't do that."
"I just did," Ephram shrugged.
"You guys are pathetic," Jesse laughed, "I can't believe you had nothing better to do."
"Like we would miss out and making fun of you on your first day of work," Ephram smirked.
"How'd you guys know anyways?" Jesse said, once again blushing as she looked down at her striped uniform.
"I stopped by your house to see if you wanted to go hang out, and Erin told me you were here," Bright answered, "So what's with the new job?"
"I need money," Jesse grinned, "I mean, with college coming up, I'm going to need to start saving."
"But your parents are loaded," Bright replied, confused.
"That's what I thought," Jesse laughed uncomfortably, "Apparently the stocks fell through, and now my allowance is gone. Erin says she's hardly making due with the money my parents give her, so I've been forced to get a job."
"That bites," Bright said, sympathetically, "But hey, at least you look hot in the uniform."
"The only reason I'm not smacking you right now, is because I know you've had severe head trauma," Jesse laughed, "That was mostly my fault."
"Care to explain?" Ephram asked, raising an eyebrow.
"She kicked me in the head during a Easter egg hunt like 10 years ago," Bright answered, giving her a hurt look.
"Oh please, you stole my eggs!" Jesse shouted, "And you told me and Amy that the Easter Bunny didn't really exist."
"Well, I was just being honest," Bright argued. Ephram couldn't help but laugh at the bickering friends.
"That's not the point!" Jesse cried, "We were 6!"
"Guys!" Ephram shouted, instantly getting their intention. Suddenly a car horn sounded from behind.
"Let's go already!" A man yelled from his car. Jesse blushed, and moved back inside the window.
A/N: Hey guys! Here's another update! As always, reviews=updates!
"Ugh yeah, can I get a Whopper?" A grizzled sounding man's voice replied.
"Sir, this is Dairy Queen," Jesse sighed, leaning against the wall, "We don't serve whoppers. You're thinking of Burger King."
"What?" The man asked, "Why the hell wouldn't you serve whoppers? I've seen the commercials!"
"Sir, I'm deeply sorry," Jesse responded, "But we don't have them. Is there anything on the menu that I can get you?"
"How bout a slushie?" The man finally asked.
"That I can do," Jesse smiled, happy he finally picked something, "What flavor?"
"Whisky," He answered matter-of-factly.
"Um, we don't have liquor flavored slushies," Jesse informed him, trying not to laugh.
"You've got to be kidding me," The man chuckled, "Fine, give me a cherry one, and just add in some whisky."
"Sir, we don't have any whisky," Jesse said, beginning to get angry, "This is a family fast food restaurant."
"Then, please, just give me some of your personal stuff," He responded.
"I'm 16," She sighed, "And I believe I left my flask at home."
"16, really?" The man asked, his voice became hushed, "Your voice sounds far to sexy to be 16."
"Excuse me?" Jesse nearly shouted.
"Mmmm I'd just love to have me a workin' girl," The man replied huskily, "When do you get off work? I say you and me go for a ride together."
"What the hell?" Jesse exclaimed, "Who are you?"
"The man of your dreams," He replied, "You know you want it. I can just imagine you in your little school girl uniform."
"Order something right now or I'm calling the police," Jesse yelled into the microphone, "Look buddy, I don't want to know about your sick fantasies, and there's no way in freaking hell that I'm going to be a part of them. Now let me take your god damn order!"
"Wooo, settle down honey, I'll just have a couple of blizzards," The man said, his voice suddenly changing to a younger sound.
"Alright," Jesse answered, "That will be $3.50, please pull up to the next window." Jesse slowly put two cups under the blizzard machine, and walked to the window. She opened it, and turned to look at her harasser. It was no one other then Bright Abbott, along with Ephram Brown. Both were laughing uncontrollably.
"What the hell you guys!" Jesse yelled, feeling the urge to smash the blizzards in their faces.
"You totally fell for it!" Bright said between laughs, "You should have heard yourself!"
"I don't think I find it funny at all!" Jesse shouted, her cheeks blazing red, "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"Don't yell at me, it was his idea!" Bright claimed, pointing to Ephram.
"What?" Ephram replied nervously, "Just because I said you should do it, dosn't mean you had to."
"Dude, you said you'd pay me 5 bucks to do it," Bright responded, turning to him.
"Yeah, well, that's 5 bucks your not getting now," Ephram told him, "The deal is off."
"What?" Bright whined, "You can't do that."
"I just did," Ephram shrugged.
"You guys are pathetic," Jesse laughed, "I can't believe you had nothing better to do."
"Like we would miss out and making fun of you on your first day of work," Ephram smirked.
"How'd you guys know anyways?" Jesse said, once again blushing as she looked down at her striped uniform.
"I stopped by your house to see if you wanted to go hang out, and Erin told me you were here," Bright answered, "So what's with the new job?"
"I need money," Jesse grinned, "I mean, with college coming up, I'm going to need to start saving."
"But your parents are loaded," Bright replied, confused.
"That's what I thought," Jesse laughed uncomfortably, "Apparently the stocks fell through, and now my allowance is gone. Erin says she's hardly making due with the money my parents give her, so I've been forced to get a job."
"That bites," Bright said, sympathetically, "But hey, at least you look hot in the uniform."
"The only reason I'm not smacking you right now, is because I know you've had severe head trauma," Jesse laughed, "That was mostly my fault."
"Care to explain?" Ephram asked, raising an eyebrow.
"She kicked me in the head during a Easter egg hunt like 10 years ago," Bright answered, giving her a hurt look.
"Oh please, you stole my eggs!" Jesse shouted, "And you told me and Amy that the Easter Bunny didn't really exist."
"Well, I was just being honest," Bright argued. Ephram couldn't help but laugh at the bickering friends.
"That's not the point!" Jesse cried, "We were 6!"
"Guys!" Ephram shouted, instantly getting their intention. Suddenly a car horn sounded from behind.
"Let's go already!" A man yelled from his car. Jesse blushed, and moved back inside the window.
A/N: Hey guys! Here's another update! As always, reviews=updates!