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Chapter 2
As they made there way to Kuto, they found a dead girl and a blonde named Excel.
"OH TEACAKES!!!!" shouted the blonde, "It happened again!!! Dammit Hyatt! Why must you always die in the most important of times! If we do not deliver this letter to the Emperor of Kuto, Lord Illpalazo will be killed, me thinks!"
"Ah! What the heck did you do to that girl?" said Hooters as she looked down at the purple haired girl surrounded by blood.
"Oh her?" said the blonde "she dies quite a lot actually! Oh teacakes! You two are spies from Konan aren't you! Huh? Huh? Huh? You are! You are! You are! Well you better watch out because this Excel has moves that can kill a donkey!"
"What the hell's her probl- AHHHHH!" screamed Selena. "She's alive!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! JAJUKAAAA!!!" yelled half Dilandau, half Selena.
"YOU'RE DILANDAU! Cool." Said Hooters, "You two can come with us, but no dying. Who are you anyway?"
"I'm Excel Excel and this is Hyatt something. We are part of the secret organization of ACROSS. That means something but I have no idea what!"
"Umm, Senior Excel?" said the girl called Hyatt, "Weren't we not supposed to tell about our plans for the destruction of the City of F? Oops!"
After they figured out what they were doing, they made their way to Kuto. After walking for many hours they became tired and very hungry.
"OHHHH! I knew I should have brought Menchi! Let's stop at this house." Said Excel
They stopped at the house and went inside. The whole house was covered in blood and body parts. The only people in the house were a man and two girls.
"Oh my gosh!" said Hyatt
"Ooooo, that girls foot is ripped off!" said Excel, "Lets eat it!"
"How insensitive are you!" said one of girls in the house.
"I'm Miaka." She continued "This is Tamahome. He's me bitch. This is his house. We were on our way to Kuto and stop in to see his family."
"I'll start the fire!!! You, miss, grab the bodies! Were having BBQ!!!" screamed Dilandau
"Who you calling miss! My name is Nuriko! You just hate me because I'm beautiful and you're not!" said the other "woman".
"Shut up, you gay drag queen!" screamed Dilandau
"Who you calling a gay drag queen you leather-wearing transvestite from hell!" Nuriko yelled back
"Shut the hell up! You're you second person who said that to me today ya know!!!" Dilandau said as he pulled out his flame-thrower.
"Oh Teacakes! The pyro's gone crazy! Hit the deck!" Excel yelled as she army crawled out of the house.
"BUUUURRRRRNNN BITCHEEEEESSSSSSS!!!" Screamed Dilandau as he incinerated the three of them.
"Ummm... Dilandau? What are we going to do with these roasted bodies?" Asked Hooters.
"What do you think we're going to do with them?" answered Dilandau "We're going to eat them of course!" he added smirking.
"Did I hear some one say eat?" Excel said as she army crawled her way back in, "Where's the food? I'm starving!"
"AHHHHH!!!!! JAJUKA!!!! GATTI, MIGLE, SHESTA!!! AHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Dilandau and poof! there was Selena huddled on the ground.
"I think we should be on our way to Kuto!" said Hooters
End Chapter
This is dumb. I can't believe we wrote this, Panda.
Chapter 2
As they made there way to Kuto, they found a dead girl and a blonde named Excel.
"OH TEACAKES!!!!" shouted the blonde, "It happened again!!! Dammit Hyatt! Why must you always die in the most important of times! If we do not deliver this letter to the Emperor of Kuto, Lord Illpalazo will be killed, me thinks!"
"Ah! What the heck did you do to that girl?" said Hooters as she looked down at the purple haired girl surrounded by blood.
"Oh her?" said the blonde "she dies quite a lot actually! Oh teacakes! You two are spies from Konan aren't you! Huh? Huh? Huh? You are! You are! You are! Well you better watch out because this Excel has moves that can kill a donkey!"
"What the hell's her probl- AHHHHH!" screamed Selena. "She's alive!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! JAJUKAAAA!!!" yelled half Dilandau, half Selena.
"YOU'RE DILANDAU! Cool." Said Hooters, "You two can come with us, but no dying. Who are you anyway?"
"I'm Excel Excel and this is Hyatt something. We are part of the secret organization of ACROSS. That means something but I have no idea what!"
"Umm, Senior Excel?" said the girl called Hyatt, "Weren't we not supposed to tell about our plans for the destruction of the City of F? Oops!"
After they figured out what they were doing, they made their way to Kuto. After walking for many hours they became tired and very hungry.
"OHHHH! I knew I should have brought Menchi! Let's stop at this house." Said Excel
They stopped at the house and went inside. The whole house was covered in blood and body parts. The only people in the house were a man and two girls.
"Oh my gosh!" said Hyatt
"Ooooo, that girls foot is ripped off!" said Excel, "Lets eat it!"
"How insensitive are you!" said one of girls in the house.
"I'm Miaka." She continued "This is Tamahome. He's me bitch. This is his house. We were on our way to Kuto and stop in to see his family."
"I'll start the fire!!! You, miss, grab the bodies! Were having BBQ!!!" screamed Dilandau
"Who you calling miss! My name is Nuriko! You just hate me because I'm beautiful and you're not!" said the other "woman".
"Shut up, you gay drag queen!" screamed Dilandau
"Who you calling a gay drag queen you leather-wearing transvestite from hell!" Nuriko yelled back
"Shut the hell up! You're you second person who said that to me today ya know!!!" Dilandau said as he pulled out his flame-thrower.
"Oh Teacakes! The pyro's gone crazy! Hit the deck!" Excel yelled as she army crawled out of the house.
"BUUUURRRRRNNN BITCHEEEEESSSSSSS!!!" Screamed Dilandau as he incinerated the three of them.
"Ummm... Dilandau? What are we going to do with these roasted bodies?" Asked Hooters.
"What do you think we're going to do with them?" answered Dilandau "We're going to eat them of course!" he added smirking.
"Did I hear some one say eat?" Excel said as she army crawled her way back in, "Where's the food? I'm starving!"
"AHHHHH!!!!! JAJUKA!!!! GATTI, MIGLE, SHESTA!!! AHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Dilandau and poof! there was Selena huddled on the ground.
"I think we should be on our way to Kuto!" said Hooters
End Chapter
This is dumb. I can't believe we wrote this, Panda.