Konni chi wa! I would jus like to say the following...:

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters, the talented Rumiko Takahashi does..

This is a copyriited story. SO YALL DUN THIEF THIEF MEH TING!! ^^ tankies very ver very very very very (([{etc...must I go on?}])) much!

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Shellwoo: HELLO PPL! IM EATING CANDY!!! IM SO HYPER!!

Inuyasha: ok...whos da wize guy who gave her candy?

Kagome: *munches on candy* wasn't me....

Inuyasha: -_-; yea..i totally believe you...

Kagome: *eye water* SIT!

Inuyasha: *boom!*

*kagome continues to sit inuyasha*

miroku: now...well...uhhh...shelly...y do u call urself shellwoo?

Shellwoo: BECUZ I WANNA!! Uhh...well..ya..

Sango: I wonder if sangwoo would b nice *ponders*

Shellwoo: *twitches* NO ONE MESSES WIT DA WOO!!! *waves her hand and jelly falls from the sky*

Lyana: *poof* hello im here representin de 'weird-weather show' as u can see...shelly has jus summond up a storm...

Shellwoo: ^-^? Wered u come from?

Lyana: *blinks* *sweatdrop* o I was jus...poofed here...

Miroku: AHHH!! SHELLY!!! HELP ME!!! IM GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH I- INN—AHHHH!!! *miroku slides to shellys feet*

Lyana: AND UR OUT!

Inuyasha: *says between gasps, kagome was still sitting him into the jelly* WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?. HE. WAS. SAFE!. I. HAVE. DOGG. SENSES!. ITS. A. HELL. LOT. BETTER. THAN. HUMAN. SENSES. !!!!.

Kagome: INUYASHA! *huggles him* you are so cute! *wiggles his ears*

Inuyasha: AHHH! HELP! MAD CRAZY SEXY GURL ON ME!! GETTING ME SEX DRIVEN!

Lyana: *puts a mic infront of inuyashas face* so you admit to like kagome?

Kagome: *glares at him sweetly*

Inuyasha: well...er....uhhh...AHH!! HELP ME!! *stands up and runs in circles, slides and falls*

Shippo: YOOO!!! WUZZAP MY PEEPS???

*sesshie and rin appear*

Lyana: *jumps to sesshie* how does it make you feel when a whole lotta ppl mistake you 4 a gurl?

Sesshie: *blinks* not infront of rin!

Rin: *stares* sesshomoaru-sama wont tell rin? Why wont he tell rin? Rin will find out sooner or later? Sesshomarou-sama cant get rid of rin! Rin will stock him 24/7! *glares at him*

Sesshie: rin...your scaring me....

Rin: *turns happi* I shall get happi now...*does happi dance*

*all of a sudden it rains little white doggs*

kagome: OOO!! LOOK ITS UR CUZIN INUYASHA!!! *picks up one of the doggs*

*dogg stares at kagome* wuts with this lady...*looks at inuyasha* hey! Inuyasha! Wuzzap??

Inuyasha: *stares at him* meian???

Dog: *barks happily* yes! He did it! He knoes who I am!

Inuyasha: *hits his head* YOU BIOTCH! U GOT TRAPPED IN A DOGGS BODY??

Miroku: AHHH!! HALP ME!! *sango beats miroku to a pulp* Sango: grope me will ya!

Miroku: STOP UR FAMILY REUNION! CANT U SEE IM IN PAIN??

*Kagome and inuyasha look at eachother and blink*

shellwoo: *files her nails* lyana...you knoe..itll b more choatic if chii was here...

Chii: *poof* chii? Hideki?

Inuyasha: *drools* woah..whos da babe...

Kagome: *gets ticked off* SIT BOY!

Inuyasha: *boom*

Chii: *rushes to inuyasha and pokes him* hideki?

Miroku: *grabs chiis hand* will you bare my...AHH!! SANGO PLZZ! MERCY! *sango comes and beats him more, chasin him aswell*

Chii: chii? *stands up and her clothes fall off* chii? *runs around and screams like miroku*

Inuyasha: *looks up and stares*

Kagome: *twitches* INUYASHA! DUNT STARE!! *slaps him* YOU FREEKIN PERVERT!

Lyana: ^^;; mayb we should get her clothes....

Shellwoo: ^^;; I was thinking the same thing...^^;; *grabs chii and poofs off*

Shellwoo: *poofs back* *coughs* ND NOW CHII HAS CLOTHES!!!

*everyone blinks and looks at her*

Chii: chii? *clothes falls off again*

Inuyasha: *drools* woah...*starts twitching his ears like mad*

Kagome: *bawls* INUYASHA U FREEKING PERVERT!!! *beats him with an economy sized rolling pin*

Miroku: *crawls to chii* will u please bear my child b4—AHHH!! SANGOO!!! NOOO!!! PLEASE!!! *runs around again*

Chii: hedeki? *rolls around in more jelly*

Shellwoo: uhhh...^^; ok bye bye chii! *chii disappears*

Shellwoo: ok! The End!! *audience claps*

Inuyasha: AHHH! HELP!!

Miroku: AHHHH! HELP!!

Sango: YOU PERVERT!!!

Kagome: YOU HENTAII!!

Lyana: this has been a very good lesson to me...

Shellwoo: never ever mix In chii with a hanyou, a miko, and taijiya and a perverted monk...*sighs*

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shippo: YOU FIZZLE MY NIZZLE SIZZY!

Shellwoo: uhhh...ya...lets go with that...^^;

Kagome: when did shippo learn to talk like that...

Miroku: *coughs* I never got to ask the chii person to bear my---*glances at sangos flamey face* umm...I mean..nvm...^^;

Sango: *hits miroku with haraigotsu* damn monk..

Inuyasha: shes a hanyou! Didn't u see the ears! Beshides! I wouldve claimed her fi--*looks at the falmey kagome* I mean...uhh...keh!

Kagome: *looks at inuyasha sweetly* inuyasha..?

Inuyasha: *freezes*...nanda?...

Kagome: OSUWARII!!!

Inuyasha: *kisses floor*

Kilala: *holds up a sign.* 9.5

Kagome: ^^ yay!

Shellwoo: *blinks* AND NOW WE SHALL ALL DANCE!! *puts on music and everyone dances*

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you likey? Or no likey? R&R pweese! Even though that was a completely weird story...*blinks* ^^; R&R neway!!!

Ja ne!

Ps. Yesh..my screennames lilxkarma...yesh my names shelenie and yesh my nicknames are 'shelly' 'shellwoo' 'da lil karma' 'hanyou punk' 'hanyou' 'dr. chillez' and lastly 'freekin rhinoserous' yesh...

AND YESH IS MY WORD!!! I COPYRITE ON DAT!! I made it up thank you. p^^q

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