Woot! Ok, people, heres the plot - THERE IS NONE! This is just a lot of total nonsense I'm writing because I've just scared myself ****less by going on this website about this film that I'm terrified of..that I wont be admitting to..but it involves a video, black horses, and a VERY VERY scary girl called Samara..

Samara: Hello.

Me: ..*dies*

Samara: Oh. Fine. Spoil my fun then. *goes away*

Me: *opens one eye* Am I safe yet?

The Voices in my head: No. But do get on with it..

Me: Ok..*jumps up and resumes random fic* I do apologise if Samara shows up a couple of times..my mind is troubles.. *hides behind sofa*

IN WHICH THERE IS MUCH POINTLESS CONFUSION, AND JOKES BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE CHUCKLEVISION LOOK FUNNY

Remus: Sirius!

Sirius: Oui?

Remus: Introduce the damn fic!

Sirius: ..but..Fred's already done it..

Fred Weasly: I have?

Sirius: No, the other Fred.

George: Me?

Sirius: No, the OTHER Fred..Frederika..

Me: He means me..

Twins: Ohhh..

Remus: Anyway.

Sirius: Anyway what?

Remus: Introduce the fic!

Sirius: o_O But Fred already did that! She just admitted it..

Fred: I'm not a she!

Sirius: No, the other Fred..

George: Oh, here we go again..

James: Onto the next chapter!

Remus: o__O Arent you dead?

James: *points to Sirius* Isnt he?

Me: Touche. Anyway.

Sirius: On! To the next chapter!

Samara: Woot!

Everyone: o_O

Me: *Dies. Again.*

Samara: I seem to have that effect on people..

Everyone: *goes to next chapter*

Sirius: *comes back and drags Frederika to next chapter*