(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Bueno Nacho)
(KIM and RON exit)
RON: I have never been rejected that quickly.
KIM: What about the Sadie Hawkin's Dance last year?
RON: Let me rephrase: I've never been rejected that quickly for a job.
KIM: I guess Ned's still sore about you taking over his management position.
RON: I swear, create a top-selling food item, get a promotion, become a leader and suddenly everyone treats you like a leper.
KIM: Well you did become kind of a control freak.
RON: Oh come on! Is it so wrong to want to make sure that you have the best restaurant in town?
KIM: No, but telling people when they can go to the bathroom is.
RON: Hey, it did optimize our profit margin by five percent.
KIM: (sigh)
RON: So where else is hiring?
KIM: Not many places and I think for the places that are hiring it'll be hard for us to get a job.
RON: 'Cause of the whole "saving the world" thing, right?
KIM: You'd be surprised how many bosses would rather you finish your shift than ensure the safety of the free world.
RON: I'm sure we'll find something decent.
KIM: I don't think we can afford to be too picky about jobs.
RON: So you're saying take whatever we can?
KIM: No, you shouldn't take whatever, you need to have a little discretion, but you also have to be flexible.
RON: Okay, so what won't we stand for?
KIM: Naturally anyone who would have a problem with the saving the world thing and it should be something we wouldn't mind doing.
RON: Okay, here's a scenario: what if they only have one position?
KIM: What'dya mean?
RON: Are we gonna split up or work together?
KIM: Um... hadn't thought of that. I imagine we'd be more successful if we looked for jobs on our own.
RON: I see- maximize employment opportunity?
KIM: Right. You understand?
RON: Totally. In fact, I was thinking about seeing if there was an opening at the movie theatre.
KIM: Cool, 'cause I was going to see if there's still a spot at Club Banana.
RON: Yeah, see, I wouldn't be able to work there. Nothing makes sense in the fashion world. No, there's only one place where the world makes sense.
KIM: That would be?
RON: The kitchen.
KIM: Figures. Good luck at the movies.
RON: Good luck at the Banana.
(KIM and RON walk off in separate directions)
(Cut to a Florida movie theatre)
(Cut to the interior, the break room. CHRISTIE and two other EMPLOYEES sit in chairs)
EMPLOYEE 1: What do you guys think the top movie is going to be this weekend?
EMPLOYEE 2: Ecch Men 3 no question.
EMPLOYEE 1: You crazy? Definitely gonna be The Faketrix Repetition.
EMPLOYEE 2: After that second movie? I think not.
EMPLOYEE 1: How about you, Christie, what do you think?
CHRISTIE: Cashiers.
EMPLOYEE 1: Cashiers? What're you, nuts?
EMPLOYEE 2: That movie hasn't gotten any publicity. I don't think anyone's even heard of it.
CHRISTIE: Really? I think it's going to be a huge hit, at least at this theatre.
EMPLOYEE 1: Wanna bet?
CHRISTIE: Fifty bucks.
EMPLOYEE 1&2: You're on!
(Cut to the exterior, a few hours later. CHRISTIE sits in the ticket booth. There is a mid-sized line of people. CHRISTIE has just hypnotized a CUSTOMER)
CHRISTIE: You will see Cashiers and the movie is twenty bucks.
(The CUSTOMER dishes out twenty dollars. CHRISTIE pushes a button and the ticket pops up. CHRISTIE hands the ticket to the customer. Another one walks up)
CUSTOMER: Um... let's see... gosh, I can't decide.
CHRISTIE: Let me help you.
(CHRISTIE holds up the watch)
CUSTOMER: Okay, five o'clock... so if I-
(CUSTOMER goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: You will see Cashiers and the movie is twenty bucks.
(The CUSTOMER forks over twenty bucks and walks off. Another one walks up)
CUSTOMER: One for Spider Sham.
CHRISTIE: You don't want to see that.
CUSTOMER: I don't?
CHRISTIE: No... I mean, you've got to think of running time. You don't want to get out too late.
CUSTOMER: Oh... well what time is it?
(CHRISTIE holds up her watch. The CUSTOMER goes into a trance)
(KIM and RON exit)
RON: I have never been rejected that quickly.
KIM: What about the Sadie Hawkin's Dance last year?
RON: Let me rephrase: I've never been rejected that quickly for a job.
KIM: I guess Ned's still sore about you taking over his management position.
RON: I swear, create a top-selling food item, get a promotion, become a leader and suddenly everyone treats you like a leper.
KIM: Well you did become kind of a control freak.
RON: Oh come on! Is it so wrong to want to make sure that you have the best restaurant in town?
KIM: No, but telling people when they can go to the bathroom is.
RON: Hey, it did optimize our profit margin by five percent.
KIM: (sigh)
RON: So where else is hiring?
KIM: Not many places and I think for the places that are hiring it'll be hard for us to get a job.
RON: 'Cause of the whole "saving the world" thing, right?
KIM: You'd be surprised how many bosses would rather you finish your shift than ensure the safety of the free world.
RON: I'm sure we'll find something decent.
KIM: I don't think we can afford to be too picky about jobs.
RON: So you're saying take whatever we can?
KIM: No, you shouldn't take whatever, you need to have a little discretion, but you also have to be flexible.
RON: Okay, so what won't we stand for?
KIM: Naturally anyone who would have a problem with the saving the world thing and it should be something we wouldn't mind doing.
RON: Okay, here's a scenario: what if they only have one position?
KIM: What'dya mean?
RON: Are we gonna split up or work together?
KIM: Um... hadn't thought of that. I imagine we'd be more successful if we looked for jobs on our own.
RON: I see- maximize employment opportunity?
KIM: Right. You understand?
RON: Totally. In fact, I was thinking about seeing if there was an opening at the movie theatre.
KIM: Cool, 'cause I was going to see if there's still a spot at Club Banana.
RON: Yeah, see, I wouldn't be able to work there. Nothing makes sense in the fashion world. No, there's only one place where the world makes sense.
KIM: That would be?
RON: The kitchen.
KIM: Figures. Good luck at the movies.
RON: Good luck at the Banana.
(KIM and RON walk off in separate directions)
(Cut to a Florida movie theatre)
(Cut to the interior, the break room. CHRISTIE and two other EMPLOYEES sit in chairs)
EMPLOYEE 1: What do you guys think the top movie is going to be this weekend?
EMPLOYEE 2: Ecch Men 3 no question.
EMPLOYEE 1: You crazy? Definitely gonna be The Faketrix Repetition.
EMPLOYEE 2: After that second movie? I think not.
EMPLOYEE 1: How about you, Christie, what do you think?
CHRISTIE: Cashiers.
EMPLOYEE 1: Cashiers? What're you, nuts?
EMPLOYEE 2: That movie hasn't gotten any publicity. I don't think anyone's even heard of it.
CHRISTIE: Really? I think it's going to be a huge hit, at least at this theatre.
EMPLOYEE 1: Wanna bet?
CHRISTIE: Fifty bucks.
EMPLOYEE 1&2: You're on!
(Cut to the exterior, a few hours later. CHRISTIE sits in the ticket booth. There is a mid-sized line of people. CHRISTIE has just hypnotized a CUSTOMER)
CHRISTIE: You will see Cashiers and the movie is twenty bucks.
(The CUSTOMER dishes out twenty dollars. CHRISTIE pushes a button and the ticket pops up. CHRISTIE hands the ticket to the customer. Another one walks up)
CUSTOMER: Um... let's see... gosh, I can't decide.
CHRISTIE: Let me help you.
(CHRISTIE holds up the watch)
CUSTOMER: Okay, five o'clock... so if I-
(CUSTOMER goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: You will see Cashiers and the movie is twenty bucks.
(The CUSTOMER forks over twenty bucks and walks off. Another one walks up)
CUSTOMER: One for Spider Sham.
CHRISTIE: You don't want to see that.
CUSTOMER: I don't?
CHRISTIE: No... I mean, you've got to think of running time. You don't want to get out too late.
CUSTOMER: Oh... well what time is it?
(CHRISTIE holds up her watch. The CUSTOMER goes into a trance)