Ooooook..this is getting very weird. Very. I may cease to write this soon,
because -
Samara: *snigger*
Me: HA!!!
Samara: ..? Shouldn't you be passed out?
Me: Newahahaha! I'm not scareded of you anymore! Lalalalaaaa!!!
Hermione: *brandishes tranq gun* What about ME?
Me: o_O eep.
Hermione: *giggle* Now you have to keep writing..
Everyone contained in and associated with fic: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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In Which Hermione Becomes Very Scary, and All My Friends Appear
Harry: *is cowering behind a tree stump* Ok..who gave Hermione and the dead gal a GUN?!
Sirius: *hiding behind Figwit* Wuff?
Ron: Wjahah um? (Translation ~ Whats a gun?)
Harry: A gun. Long metal tube, wood at one end, nasty painful blasty things erupt from oth- DUCK!
Everybody: *ducks as horse tranq flies past*
Random horse: *thud*
Homicidal Girls: *giggle*
Figwit and Loz: HORSIE!
Everyone who can still talk: *looks at Loz* Who the hell are yo- and who are THEY?
*Motley band of teenage girls appear – one tall and blonde, who walks into a lamppost, one shorter and blonde who is lighting matches, accompanied by a dark girl with a lighter, one girl with mad curly black hair, one with long straight mousy hair with odd coloured patches, one sitting on a goat, and a distinctly rabid looking one clutching a stake*
Me: GUUUUUUUUUYS!
Teenagers: Freeeeeeeeeed!
Fred: Wha-Oh. Her.
Me: Peoples, meet the Stitch Gang. That's Jenny, on the goat, that's Loz with the pointy object, tha- DUCK!
Everyone: *duck*
Jenny: *falls off goat with thud* *sleeps*
Samara: I TOLD YOU TO HIT THE BLOKE'S GIRL, NOT THE GOAT GIRL!
Hermione: *giggle* Sorry..
Me: o_O Aaaaaaaanyway.. the tall one is Tilpot, yes, her, with the shiny spoon, and the two huddled over the fire are Elanor , and Maaria. And that's-
Figwit: Oi, are you a hobbit?
Elanor: *looks up from flame* *Sees elf* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIGWIT!
Figwit: Uh oh..
Elanor: *cling* Take me to Legolas!!
Figwit: Um..I'd..love to, but..um..my..my horse died. Yeah. See?
Elanor: *pushes sleeping Jenny away from goat* We'll take the goat!
Megan (who has just appeared and will hit me if shes left out): ME TOOO!
Figwit: o_0 *rides off into distance with Elanor&Megan on goat*
Sirius: ..that was odd..
Dark curly haired girl: Hey!! HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE VILLE!
Sirius: Um..?
Me: Ville Valo. Singer in our world. You do, actually. Beki wants to shag him. Which means she'll now try to sh-BEKI!
Beki: *is humping Sirius' leg*
Sirius: o_0
Remus: ¬_¬
James: Hermione!!
Hermione: *evil giggle* Yesh?
James: Shoot the girl humping Sirius..
Samara: But..but..
Hermione: *taking aim* What?
Beki: *ceases humping* I'm a Morgan, like you, Sammy!
Samara: *sniff* Like the sister I never had..I'm sorry, I have something in my eye..*sniff*
Hermione: Do I shoot the tart or not?
Samara/Beki: No!
Sirius/Everybody: Yes!
Elrond: *drifting past* Wazzoo.
Everyone: o_0 Hey, where'd Samara, Beki and Hermione go?
Sabriel (from Garth Nix..) : Next chapter. I just came from there.
Me: Get back in there! *shove* I haven't finished introducing my friends yet..
Loz: Bored. *stabs passing House Elf*
Harry: *whispers to Ron* Good job Herm didn't see that..
Ron: Mjuurfle.
Me: *loudly* Aaaanyway. That's Jenny, asleep where the goat was. Elanor'n'Megan have ridden off on the goat with Figgy. Beki has..erm..vanished, Maaria is torching Snape, Loz is killing stuff, so that leaves..ah! Tilpot, who is..eating Play-doh.. and Elly, she of the odd hair.
Remus: *points and laughs*
Elly: *growls*
Me: Oi! Leave her alone, that's my girlfriend!
Everyone: o_0
Me: Um. Moving swiftly on..
*Noise of screams and bells ringing come from next chapter*
Everybody: Oooo..*follows*
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Me: Um. Yes. Anyway. Those are my friends. And Elly really is my girlfriend. You touch, I send Samara, Beki and Hermi after you..
SBH: We heard that!
Me: *cowers* Marshmallow?
SBH: Ooooo ()_) ()_) ()_) *munch*
Samara: *snigger*
Me: HA!!!
Samara: ..? Shouldn't you be passed out?
Me: Newahahaha! I'm not scareded of you anymore! Lalalalaaaa!!!
Hermione: *brandishes tranq gun* What about ME?
Me: o_O eep.
Hermione: *giggle* Now you have to keep writing..
Everyone contained in and associated with fic: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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In Which Hermione Becomes Very Scary, and All My Friends Appear
Harry: *is cowering behind a tree stump* Ok..who gave Hermione and the dead gal a GUN?!
Sirius: *hiding behind Figwit* Wuff?
Ron: Wjahah um? (Translation ~ Whats a gun?)
Harry: A gun. Long metal tube, wood at one end, nasty painful blasty things erupt from oth- DUCK!
Everybody: *ducks as horse tranq flies past*
Random horse: *thud*
Homicidal Girls: *giggle*
Figwit and Loz: HORSIE!
Everyone who can still talk: *looks at Loz* Who the hell are yo- and who are THEY?
*Motley band of teenage girls appear – one tall and blonde, who walks into a lamppost, one shorter and blonde who is lighting matches, accompanied by a dark girl with a lighter, one girl with mad curly black hair, one with long straight mousy hair with odd coloured patches, one sitting on a goat, and a distinctly rabid looking one clutching a stake*
Me: GUUUUUUUUUYS!
Teenagers: Freeeeeeeeeed!
Fred: Wha-Oh. Her.
Me: Peoples, meet the Stitch Gang. That's Jenny, on the goat, that's Loz with the pointy object, tha- DUCK!
Everyone: *duck*
Jenny: *falls off goat with thud* *sleeps*
Samara: I TOLD YOU TO HIT THE BLOKE'S GIRL, NOT THE GOAT GIRL!
Hermione: *giggle* Sorry..
Me: o_O Aaaaaaaanyway.. the tall one is Tilpot, yes, her, with the shiny spoon, and the two huddled over the fire are Elanor , and Maaria. And that's-
Figwit: Oi, are you a hobbit?
Elanor: *looks up from flame* *Sees elf* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIGWIT!
Figwit: Uh oh..
Elanor: *cling* Take me to Legolas!!
Figwit: Um..I'd..love to, but..um..my..my horse died. Yeah. See?
Elanor: *pushes sleeping Jenny away from goat* We'll take the goat!
Megan (who has just appeared and will hit me if shes left out): ME TOOO!
Figwit: o_0 *rides off into distance with Elanor&Megan on goat*
Sirius: ..that was odd..
Dark curly haired girl: Hey!! HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE VILLE!
Sirius: Um..?
Me: Ville Valo. Singer in our world. You do, actually. Beki wants to shag him. Which means she'll now try to sh-BEKI!
Beki: *is humping Sirius' leg*
Sirius: o_0
Remus: ¬_¬
James: Hermione!!
Hermione: *evil giggle* Yesh?
James: Shoot the girl humping Sirius..
Samara: But..but..
Hermione: *taking aim* What?
Beki: *ceases humping* I'm a Morgan, like you, Sammy!
Samara: *sniff* Like the sister I never had..I'm sorry, I have something in my eye..*sniff*
Hermione: Do I shoot the tart or not?
Samara/Beki: No!
Sirius/Everybody: Yes!
Elrond: *drifting past* Wazzoo.
Everyone: o_0 Hey, where'd Samara, Beki and Hermione go?
Sabriel (from Garth Nix..) : Next chapter. I just came from there.
Me: Get back in there! *shove* I haven't finished introducing my friends yet..
Loz: Bored. *stabs passing House Elf*
Harry: *whispers to Ron* Good job Herm didn't see that..
Ron: Mjuurfle.
Me: *loudly* Aaaanyway. That's Jenny, asleep where the goat was. Elanor'n'Megan have ridden off on the goat with Figgy. Beki has..erm..vanished, Maaria is torching Snape, Loz is killing stuff, so that leaves..ah! Tilpot, who is..eating Play-doh.. and Elly, she of the odd hair.
Remus: *points and laughs*
Elly: *growls*
Me: Oi! Leave her alone, that's my girlfriend!
Everyone: o_0
Me: Um. Moving swiftly on..
*Noise of screams and bells ringing come from next chapter*
Everybody: Oooo..*follows*
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Me: Um. Yes. Anyway. Those are my friends. And Elly really is my girlfriend. You touch, I send Samara, Beki and Hermi after you..
SBH: We heard that!
Me: *cowers* Marshmallow?
SBH: Ooooo ()_) ()_) ()_) *munch*