A Helm's Deep Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
and Helm's Deep was all in a fire,
they were in need of help most dire.
The Uruk-Hai had come hoping to get gifts
but when they found none they started throwing fits.
Out came Legolas, his bow taut
and then a great war was fought.
Legolas, without a hair wrong,
and Aragorn singing one of his stupid songs.
When over a hill arose a clatter,
it was Gandalf that was the matter.
He came riding down that hill on his steed
while Gimli in the bathroom...uh...
Théoden yelled "Fight, one and all!"
while Aragorn screamed "Get off the wall!"
The wall went 'boom', Uruk-hai went 'splat',
and that was the end of that.
But of course, all stories must end,
the bad-guys were tricked because the presents
the good-guys did defend.
'Twas the night before Christmas
and Helm's Deep was all in a fire,
they were in need of help most dire.
The Uruk-Hai had come hoping to get gifts
but when they found none they started throwing fits.
Out came Legolas, his bow taut
and then a great war was fought.
Legolas, without a hair wrong,
and Aragorn singing one of his stupid songs.
When over a hill arose a clatter,
it was Gandalf that was the matter.
He came riding down that hill on his steed
while Gimli in the bathroom...uh...
Théoden yelled "Fight, one and all!"
while Aragorn screamed "Get off the wall!"
The wall went 'boom', Uruk-hai went 'splat',
and that was the end of that.
But of course, all stories must end,
the bad-guys were tricked because the presents
the good-guys did defend.