The Dimension of DOOM Chapter I - Time for the Intros
DISCLAIMER: All stuff belongs to whoever made it. Don't give me crap about it, as if you would anyway.
Oh, and I copyright my story idea with a "Copyright (2004 Goat Hair".
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It was just another day outside the front door at the Hinata House. Keitaro taking
one of his daily flights (courtesy of Naru's fists of fury), Tama-chan being chased
by Su, Motoko going out to avenge the wrongs Keitaro had apparantly brought unto Naru,
Shinobu freaking out about it, and Kitsune sitting back with a bottle of sake and
laughing at the whole thing.
"What did our little ronin do this time, Naru?" Kitsune smirked.
"THAT.....HE....STUPID.....PERVERTED.....MY........RRR!!!" Naru articulately replied.
"I see."
Naru took a moment to catch her breath, then tried to speak again. "That idiot just
fell down into the springs and splashed water ALL OVER MY WHITE BLOUSE! Shinobu had
just gotten it dry after the last time he did that!" Shinobu nodded sadly.
"Why is it such a big deal?" Kitsune asked, amused.
"Kitsune, look at me! It's a white shirt, that's wet. What do you think the big deal is?"
"Ah, hehehe, I see."
At that moment, Tama-chan flew by particulary fast, chased by a blissful Su in hot
pursuit. "Turtles are good, and tonight turtles are good for food!"
"Yoh!" Tama cried, turning a corner out of sight.
Shinobu stepped forward a bit and addressed Naru. "You know, Naru-sempai,
Su was playing with Keitaro right before he um.. visited you in the springs,
and there was loud noises like explosions, and Keitaro-sempai flew high up
in the air. That might be why he landed back there."
Naru's face softened, but only temporarily. "That's still no excuse for him
to be a stupid pervert! I just can't believe I have to live with him!"
"Oh... right!" Shinubo said, sounded defeated. Su rounded the corner again,
but stopped and pointed down the stairs.
The girls turned to see a bruised and crying Keitaro being carried up the
stairs by the neck of his shirt on the tip of Motoko's sword. "I found him
lying in the street, obstructing traffic. That is a crime, Urashima! Have you no shame?"
"Bu-bu-but I-I-"
"Do not speak to me in that tone! That is unforgivable! Hyaaa!!!" Motoko screamed
as she pegged him with the sheath of her sword and he flew off into the distance.
However, Keitaro soon came flying back, followed by a large black shape hovering
in the sky. Keitaro didn't have time to land again, as he and the others were pulled into the hole with an eerie silence.
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"So.... hungry....damn..." Spike said, crouching over on the couch. He, Faye, Ed
and Spike hadn't had a sustaining bounty in over a week, and their stomachs were
scolding them for it.
"You think YOU'RE hungry? Us women need not only a good night's sleep, but a decent
diet!" Faye whined.
Ed rolled around on the ground making odd noises as usual, Ein was just lying down,
but Jet was happily trimming away at his newest banzai tree, humming a jazzy tune
from long ago.
"Dammit Jet, why don't you just sell those things once you make 'em look nice?
Then we can survive during tough times like this."
"I don't think so, this-"
Suddenly, the Bebop was rocked with turbulence. "What the hell is happening?!"
yelled Faye as the ship disappeared into a newly opened wormhole.
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Inuyasha & co. were wandering by the Bone Eater's well, and all was well. Or, as
well as possible for them. Miroku was flirting with Sango in his own odd ways,
Shippo was chasing around Kirara the cat-pet-thingy, and of course, Inuyasha and
Kagome were fighting about nothing in particular.
"Boxers!"
"Briefs!"
"Boxers!"
"Briefs!"
Nah, just kidding.
"Inuyasha, you are most pigheaded ignorant moron I have ever known! All you're
concerned about is fighting Koga all of a sudden, and he's not even here!"
"Shut up, woman! What I'm doing is no business of yours, and it's not anyone
else's either!"
"Don't tell me to shut up, stupid!"
"Don't call me stupid, stupid!"
"Inuyasha! Grr! Not only are you a lousy jerk, but you almost killed Shippo
back there with your little "practice swings!""
"Yeah!" Shippo pouted.
"Wow, that would have been a great loss," Inuyasha snarled sarcastically,
"I'm SO sorry Shippo!"
"You better be sorry! I may be small, but I'm easily the strongest demon around, so don't mess with me!"
"Mess with you?! You're not even worth my time, you annoying little raccoon,"
laughed Inuyasha.
"FOX! I'M A FOX! WHY CAN'T ANYONE EVER GET IT RIGHT!?!" Shippo screamed.
"You're so mean, Inuyasha." Said Kagome.
"Oh, shove-OOMPH!" Inuyasha started, right before a giant wolf tackled him.
"Wolf? What?" Inuyasha struggled to get the wolf off him and almost had it
when there was a flash and Koga appeared on him.
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, mutt face! Kagome will
be mine!"
"Take her, I don't want her..."
"INUYASHA!!" Kagome screamed at him, whacking him on the head with her bow.
"What the hell was THAT for?!?"
"My, my, such hostility. I'm sure there are other ways of solving your
problems." Said Miroku.
"I don't need that from you, monk! Now, GET OFF ME WOLF BOY!" With that,
Inuyasha drew out the Tetsusaiga and prepared to swing it down.
"Noo! No no no, wait a minute!" laughed Koga. "I have someone else on my
side as well. Come out here, Kikyo."
Kikyo stepped out from behind a tree right near the well, and looked at
Inuyasha. "Inuyasha, please die with me so we can be together."
Inuyasha's face softened. "I'm sorry, Kikyo, but I can't die yet. I have
more I need to do."
"If you will not die with me voluntarily, then I will take you with me!"
Kikyo said angrily. But before she could even move, a large black shape
appeared out of the well. Kikyo was pulled in first, and then the others.
"I swear it isn't mine!" yelled Miroku.
"Not again!" Kagome screeched before disappearing.
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Naru awoke in the middle of a desert, it seemed. She opened her eyes
sleepily, then remembering what had happened, she sat up quickly and
looked around. She was alone in the desert. "K-Kitsune?" she said quietly,
then stood up, brushed herself off and repeated it. "Kitsune! Are you here?"
No answer. "Shinobu! Motoko! Can you hear me? Hello?" Still no answer, and
Naru was a little frightened. "Su? Uh... Keitaro?" Oh great, she thought,
now I'm worried about Keitaro. This desert heat has gotten me mixed up
already. I wonder where I am...
She peered off with eyes squinted into the horizon in all directions,
but couldn't see any signs of civilization, not even a hill. Jeez, I'm
really lost. And alone... Slightly depressed now, she sat down with her arms
around her legs and started to think. Now, how the hell did I get out here?
Last thing I remember, Motoko had sent Keitaro flying... at this thought,
she giggled a bit. ... and then he was flying back, and... oh, I don't even
remember! And oh, my shirt's dry now! Must have been the heat out here. She
stood up, ready for anything, and spun around a few times with her eyes
closed and picked a direction. She was looking towards the directions she
was facing when she woke up, and with a satisfied little "hmm," she started walking.
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DISCLAIMER: All stuff belongs to whoever made it. Don't give me crap about it, as if you would anyway.
Oh, and I copyright my story idea with a "Copyright (2004 Goat Hair".
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ CHAPTER I - TIME FOR THE INTROS
It was just another day outside the front door at the Hinata House. Keitaro taking
one of his daily flights (courtesy of Naru's fists of fury), Tama-chan being chased
by Su, Motoko going out to avenge the wrongs Keitaro had apparantly brought unto Naru,
Shinobu freaking out about it, and Kitsune sitting back with a bottle of sake and
laughing at the whole thing.
"What did our little ronin do this time, Naru?" Kitsune smirked.
"THAT.....HE....STUPID.....PERVERTED.....MY........RRR!!!" Naru articulately replied.
"I see."
Naru took a moment to catch her breath, then tried to speak again. "That idiot just
fell down into the springs and splashed water ALL OVER MY WHITE BLOUSE! Shinobu had
just gotten it dry after the last time he did that!" Shinobu nodded sadly.
"Why is it such a big deal?" Kitsune asked, amused.
"Kitsune, look at me! It's a white shirt, that's wet. What do you think the big deal is?"
"Ah, hehehe, I see."
At that moment, Tama-chan flew by particulary fast, chased by a blissful Su in hot
pursuit. "Turtles are good, and tonight turtles are good for food!"
"Yoh!" Tama cried, turning a corner out of sight.
Shinobu stepped forward a bit and addressed Naru. "You know, Naru-sempai,
Su was playing with Keitaro right before he um.. visited you in the springs,
and there was loud noises like explosions, and Keitaro-sempai flew high up
in the air. That might be why he landed back there."
Naru's face softened, but only temporarily. "That's still no excuse for him
to be a stupid pervert! I just can't believe I have to live with him!"
"Oh... right!" Shinubo said, sounded defeated. Su rounded the corner again,
but stopped and pointed down the stairs.
The girls turned to see a bruised and crying Keitaro being carried up the
stairs by the neck of his shirt on the tip of Motoko's sword. "I found him
lying in the street, obstructing traffic. That is a crime, Urashima! Have you no shame?"
"Bu-bu-but I-I-"
"Do not speak to me in that tone! That is unforgivable! Hyaaa!!!" Motoko screamed
as she pegged him with the sheath of her sword and he flew off into the distance.
However, Keitaro soon came flying back, followed by a large black shape hovering
in the sky. Keitaro didn't have time to land again, as he and the others were pulled into the hole with an eerie silence.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"So.... hungry....damn..." Spike said, crouching over on the couch. He, Faye, Ed
and Spike hadn't had a sustaining bounty in over a week, and their stomachs were
scolding them for it.
"You think YOU'RE hungry? Us women need not only a good night's sleep, but a decent
diet!" Faye whined.
Ed rolled around on the ground making odd noises as usual, Ein was just lying down,
but Jet was happily trimming away at his newest banzai tree, humming a jazzy tune
from long ago.
"Dammit Jet, why don't you just sell those things once you make 'em look nice?
Then we can survive during tough times like this."
"I don't think so, this-"
Suddenly, the Bebop was rocked with turbulence. "What the hell is happening?!"
yelled Faye as the ship disappeared into a newly opened wormhole.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Inuyasha & co. were wandering by the Bone Eater's well, and all was well. Or, as
well as possible for them. Miroku was flirting with Sango in his own odd ways,
Shippo was chasing around Kirara the cat-pet-thingy, and of course, Inuyasha and
Kagome were fighting about nothing in particular.
"Boxers!"
"Briefs!"
"Boxers!"
"Briefs!"
Nah, just kidding.
"Inuyasha, you are most pigheaded ignorant moron I have ever known! All you're
concerned about is fighting Koga all of a sudden, and he's not even here!"
"Shut up, woman! What I'm doing is no business of yours, and it's not anyone
else's either!"
"Don't tell me to shut up, stupid!"
"Don't call me stupid, stupid!"
"Inuyasha! Grr! Not only are you a lousy jerk, but you almost killed Shippo
back there with your little "practice swings!""
"Yeah!" Shippo pouted.
"Wow, that would have been a great loss," Inuyasha snarled sarcastically,
"I'm SO sorry Shippo!"
"You better be sorry! I may be small, but I'm easily the strongest demon around, so don't mess with me!"
"Mess with you?! You're not even worth my time, you annoying little raccoon,"
laughed Inuyasha.
"FOX! I'M A FOX! WHY CAN'T ANYONE EVER GET IT RIGHT!?!" Shippo screamed.
"You're so mean, Inuyasha." Said Kagome.
"Oh, shove-OOMPH!" Inuyasha started, right before a giant wolf tackled him.
"Wolf? What?" Inuyasha struggled to get the wolf off him and almost had it
when there was a flash and Koga appeared on him.
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, mutt face! Kagome will
be mine!"
"Take her, I don't want her..."
"INUYASHA!!" Kagome screamed at him, whacking him on the head with her bow.
"What the hell was THAT for?!?"
"My, my, such hostility. I'm sure there are other ways of solving your
problems." Said Miroku.
"I don't need that from you, monk! Now, GET OFF ME WOLF BOY!" With that,
Inuyasha drew out the Tetsusaiga and prepared to swing it down.
"Noo! No no no, wait a minute!" laughed Koga. "I have someone else on my
side as well. Come out here, Kikyo."
Kikyo stepped out from behind a tree right near the well, and looked at
Inuyasha. "Inuyasha, please die with me so we can be together."
Inuyasha's face softened. "I'm sorry, Kikyo, but I can't die yet. I have
more I need to do."
"If you will not die with me voluntarily, then I will take you with me!"
Kikyo said angrily. But before she could even move, a large black shape
appeared out of the well. Kikyo was pulled in first, and then the others.
"I swear it isn't mine!" yelled Miroku.
"Not again!" Kagome screeched before disappearing.
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Naru awoke in the middle of a desert, it seemed. She opened her eyes
sleepily, then remembering what had happened, she sat up quickly and
looked around. She was alone in the desert. "K-Kitsune?" she said quietly,
then stood up, brushed herself off and repeated it. "Kitsune! Are you here?"
No answer. "Shinobu! Motoko! Can you hear me? Hello?" Still no answer, and
Naru was a little frightened. "Su? Uh... Keitaro?" Oh great, she thought,
now I'm worried about Keitaro. This desert heat has gotten me mixed up
already. I wonder where I am...
She peered off with eyes squinted into the horizon in all directions,
but couldn't see any signs of civilization, not even a hill. Jeez, I'm
really lost. And alone... Slightly depressed now, she sat down with her arms
around her legs and started to think. Now, how the hell did I get out here?
Last thing I remember, Motoko had sent Keitaro flying... at this thought,
she giggled a bit. ... and then he was flying back, and... oh, I don't even
remember! And oh, my shirt's dry now! Must have been the heat out here. She
stood up, ready for anything, and spun around a few times with her eyes
closed and picked a direction. She was looking towards the directions she
was facing when she woke up, and with a satisfied little "hmm," she started walking.
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