The Dimension of DOOM Chapter II - [insert title here, too lazy to type it out even though saying this is a hell of a lot more time consuming]
DISCLAIMER: All stuff belongs to whoever made it. Don't give me crap about it, as if you would anyway. Oh, and I copyright my story idea (which includes having these three particular shows intertwined, for the record) with a "Copyright 2004 Goat Hair."
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Ed had caught her 3rd fish by the time Spike woke up. He was laying with his back on a small rock next to an oasis. All around him was endless desert. "Oh shit, my back hurts... Ed! Hey! How did we get out here?"
"Ed knows! First there was nyaa nyaa blah blah, and then bshhhhhhhhhhh and then ZOOOMMM!! And then Ed finds water and gets yummy fishies, but Spi-Spi is lazy and sleeps all day!"
"Oh, thank you. That really helped me understand the situation here," Spike said sarcastically. But Ed predictably didn't pick up on it, and smiled as she dove back into the pond to search for fish. "Okay, Ed. I'll start a fire then. Keep at those fish, I'm starving!"
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Inuyasha awoke face down in the desert. It took him a moment to register
the fact that there was about half a pound of sand in his mouth, then
he spit it out indignantly. "Agh... what the? Why am I out here?" Suddenly, he heard a rustling sound behind him. He unsheathed the Tetsusaiga, and turned to face the horrible wrath of a buzzard on a cactus. He stuck his sword into the sand with a grunt and sat down. "Where am I? Where's everyone else?" He looked around a bit, then laid back onto the sand to think.
After a few minutes, he though he heard his name being called. He turned to see Miroku walking toward him, followed by Shippo. "Inuyasha!" he called. "Where is everyone?"
"How should I know?"
"Relax, I'm just asking."
"Well if you're so worried about them, go off and look yourself!"
"I think I did see Kagome walking around, but then she disappeared like it
was a mirage."
"Well I haven't seen any mirages!"
"Inuyasha's jealous!" Shippo taunted.
"Shut up, fox! If we don't get out of here soon and I get hungry, I'm eating you first!"
"Bring it on, Inuyasha!"
"Okay, okay, that's enough," said Miroku. "Let's just get moving, this desert has to end somewhere."
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Motoko awoke with an unexpectedly pleasant feeling around her body, but a terrible headache. She enjoyed the feeling for a few more moments, then opened her eyes and sat up.
As it turns out, the nice feelings were being provided by an unconscious
Keitaro. He had his hands on her shoulders and his face was collapsed into her bosom. She immediately turned red and kicked him off her, and Keitaro flew straight up into the air, still asleep. That, of course, changed when he hit the ground. "What the heck.. oww, my face! What happened?" His nose was bleeding from the impact, and when Motoko saw this, she obviously misinterpreted Keitaro's situation and unsheathed her sword.
"URASHIMA! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR SUCH PERVERTED ACTIONS! ZANETSUKEN!" Keitaro felt the sting of the sword's powerful waves just as Motoko weakly fell over.
"Uhh... oh no, not this again...! Ow, my head!"
"Ehh.. where are we, Motoko?" asked Keitaro, just as he heard laughter from behind him. He performed a quick about-face and saw Kitsune lounging against a rock, sake still in hand.
"Hey guys! I've been just waiting for that to happen! Keitaro, I think you would have enjoyed the position I had in your little pile there!" Hearing this kept Keitaro's nose bleeding, and Motoko kicked his head down and buried it in the sand.
"He never stops, I swear I'm gonna kill him someday!" Motoko stated. But Kitsune did not hear this, as she had passed out from an all-day drinking binge. "Of course..." Motoko sighed as she reluctantly pulled Keitaro's unconscious-again head from the ground, and began to drag them both to the horizon.
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Jet and Faye were playing a rather one-sided game of chess when a young girl approached the ship. She was very young looking, with a shy demeanor and blue hair down to her cheekbones. Ein panted a bit, then slowly climbed the stairs up to the docking bay. The door had been blown off, and he walked outside. "Ein, get back here!" Faye shouted, walking through the door, followed by Jet.
"Wow, what a giant ship! Where did it come from? And where is this place?Oh, a doggie! Where are you from, boy?" The girl leaned down to pet the corgi just as Faye and Jet emerged from the Bebop.
"Hey little girl, where are we?" Jet asked. The girl looked up at Jet and fell backward, startled. "Hey now, don't be afraid. We just want to know where we are. Do you speak Japanese? Eh?"
"Y-yes sir, I do. My name is Shinobu, and I don't know where we are. But your little doggie is very cute!"
"That's Ein, Shinobu. I'm Faye, and this here is Jet. He seems nice now, but get him angry and he'll eat you alive!"
"Faye, shut up. We're relatively gentle, except Miss Valentine over here." This earned a nasty look from Faye, but Jet continued. "We're bounty hunters, we travel the galaxy looking for criminals to turn in and make enough money to survive. But lately funds have been thin, and we're starving to death here."
"Oh, wow! The galaxy? I've never left earth, but I'm not so sure about where I am right now."
"Neither are we," Jet said. "If you want, you can stick with us until you find whoever you were with, and we still need to find Spike and Ed. Of course, we haven't even attempted a search yet, and it's been a few
hours..."
"You're hungry? I can make food for you... I've heard from friends that I'm a good cook."
"You make food?! Come on aboard, sweety! We need someone like you on here," laughed Jet. Shinobu smiled slightly, picked up Ein and boarded the ship.
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DISCLAIMER: All stuff belongs to whoever made it. Don't give me crap about it, as if you would anyway. Oh, and I copyright my story idea (which includes having these three particular shows intertwined, for the record) with a "Copyright 2004 Goat Hair."
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Ed had caught her 3rd fish by the time Spike woke up. He was laying with his back on a small rock next to an oasis. All around him was endless desert. "Oh shit, my back hurts... Ed! Hey! How did we get out here?"
"Ed knows! First there was nyaa nyaa blah blah, and then bshhhhhhhhhhh and then ZOOOMMM!! And then Ed finds water and gets yummy fishies, but Spi-Spi is lazy and sleeps all day!"
"Oh, thank you. That really helped me understand the situation here," Spike said sarcastically. But Ed predictably didn't pick up on it, and smiled as she dove back into the pond to search for fish. "Okay, Ed. I'll start a fire then. Keep at those fish, I'm starving!"
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Inuyasha awoke face down in the desert. It took him a moment to register
the fact that there was about half a pound of sand in his mouth, then
he spit it out indignantly. "Agh... what the? Why am I out here?" Suddenly, he heard a rustling sound behind him. He unsheathed the Tetsusaiga, and turned to face the horrible wrath of a buzzard on a cactus. He stuck his sword into the sand with a grunt and sat down. "Where am I? Where's everyone else?" He looked around a bit, then laid back onto the sand to think.
After a few minutes, he though he heard his name being called. He turned to see Miroku walking toward him, followed by Shippo. "Inuyasha!" he called. "Where is everyone?"
"How should I know?"
"Relax, I'm just asking."
"Well if you're so worried about them, go off and look yourself!"
"I think I did see Kagome walking around, but then she disappeared like it
was a mirage."
"Well I haven't seen any mirages!"
"Inuyasha's jealous!" Shippo taunted.
"Shut up, fox! If we don't get out of here soon and I get hungry, I'm eating you first!"
"Bring it on, Inuyasha!"
"Okay, okay, that's enough," said Miroku. "Let's just get moving, this desert has to end somewhere."
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Motoko awoke with an unexpectedly pleasant feeling around her body, but a terrible headache. She enjoyed the feeling for a few more moments, then opened her eyes and sat up.
As it turns out, the nice feelings were being provided by an unconscious
Keitaro. He had his hands on her shoulders and his face was collapsed into her bosom. She immediately turned red and kicked him off her, and Keitaro flew straight up into the air, still asleep. That, of course, changed when he hit the ground. "What the heck.. oww, my face! What happened?" His nose was bleeding from the impact, and when Motoko saw this, she obviously misinterpreted Keitaro's situation and unsheathed her sword.
"URASHIMA! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR SUCH PERVERTED ACTIONS! ZANETSUKEN!" Keitaro felt the sting of the sword's powerful waves just as Motoko weakly fell over.
"Uhh... oh no, not this again...! Ow, my head!"
"Ehh.. where are we, Motoko?" asked Keitaro, just as he heard laughter from behind him. He performed a quick about-face and saw Kitsune lounging against a rock, sake still in hand.
"Hey guys! I've been just waiting for that to happen! Keitaro, I think you would have enjoyed the position I had in your little pile there!" Hearing this kept Keitaro's nose bleeding, and Motoko kicked his head down and buried it in the sand.
"He never stops, I swear I'm gonna kill him someday!" Motoko stated. But Kitsune did not hear this, as she had passed out from an all-day drinking binge. "Of course..." Motoko sighed as she reluctantly pulled Keitaro's unconscious-again head from the ground, and began to drag them both to the horizon.
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Jet and Faye were playing a rather one-sided game of chess when a young girl approached the ship. She was very young looking, with a shy demeanor and blue hair down to her cheekbones. Ein panted a bit, then slowly climbed the stairs up to the docking bay. The door had been blown off, and he walked outside. "Ein, get back here!" Faye shouted, walking through the door, followed by Jet.
"Wow, what a giant ship! Where did it come from? And where is this place?Oh, a doggie! Where are you from, boy?" The girl leaned down to pet the corgi just as Faye and Jet emerged from the Bebop.
"Hey little girl, where are we?" Jet asked. The girl looked up at Jet and fell backward, startled. "Hey now, don't be afraid. We just want to know where we are. Do you speak Japanese? Eh?"
"Y-yes sir, I do. My name is Shinobu, and I don't know where we are. But your little doggie is very cute!"
"That's Ein, Shinobu. I'm Faye, and this here is Jet. He seems nice now, but get him angry and he'll eat you alive!"
"Faye, shut up. We're relatively gentle, except Miss Valentine over here." This earned a nasty look from Faye, but Jet continued. "We're bounty hunters, we travel the galaxy looking for criminals to turn in and make enough money to survive. But lately funds have been thin, and we're starving to death here."
"Oh, wow! The galaxy? I've never left earth, but I'm not so sure about where I am right now."
"Neither are we," Jet said. "If you want, you can stick with us until you find whoever you were with, and we still need to find Spike and Ed. Of course, we haven't even attempted a search yet, and it's been a few
hours..."
"You're hungry? I can make food for you... I've heard from friends that I'm a good cook."
"You make food?! Come on aboard, sweety! We need someone like you on here," laughed Jet. Shinobu smiled slightly, picked up Ein and boarded the ship.
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