A/N: yey another story from me! I am really excited about this one! I have had it in my mind forever! And I haven't seen anything like this so I am hoping to be the only one, or at least the first writing about 'vegetto'. This is basically what if Goku and Vegeta beat Buu while fused instead of getting freakin absorbed, and how he battles with other situations with the aftermath because the two are stuck together forever. This is going to be written differently, its going to be mostly 3rd person but I might have a lot of Vegetto's point of view to add a comical side, as you will see, this story will start that way in a POV. Well I hope you enjoy!

I reached out my arms and gave a gaping yawn, fresh rest from a fresh night to start a fresh morning. Nothing better. I looked over to the bedside clock to see the time, 8:39, what a wonderful time! I gave another large smile and leaped out of bed doing some refreshing stretches for such a beautiful morning.

The smell of fresh sheets and refreshing outdoor air flooded my room, I felt so happy and joyful! I felt like a million bucks plus two! And I tell ya, there is nothing better then feeling like a million bucks plus two!

Making my way to bathroom which was connected to my room a whistled a tone swinging a towel over my shoulder. A good shower felt just like a perfect plus for a perfect morning, walking right before the mirror, I looked up just before entering the bathroom dare I froze. My eyes gaped. The towel fell from shoulder to my feet.

I.

I forgot!

Letting out a dreadful yell I pulled at my hair. I was Vegetto. I was nothing but two men stuck together with sync thoughts! All the trouble flooded back into my head. The troubles that have been going for the past week. My wives....

Taken A Bite Out Of My Apple?

Chapter 1: double shot to the shot gun

Vegetto strolled slowly down to the kitchen, the smell of cooking couldn't keep him in hiding forever. He had been staying at Chi-Chi's house for the past two days, due to her order cause she claimed 'her Goku was in that hunk of man and couldn't stay at Capsule Corp. forever!' Typical for ChiChi, growing all worked up about things, buy it was no different for Bulma either! It was like two girls battling over the same boyfriend, but worse, it was husbands!

Vegetto slouched at the kitchen table with his head in his hand, and his other hand on the table fiddling with his spoon. To him, this was ridiculous. He felt like he was caught in the middle of a feminine auction. Half of him, the Goku half, didn't mind staying at this house, but the Vegeta half wanted to leave, but there was no outward or inward argument really, after all, being fused together into one mind it doesn't really work that way.

ChiChi was humming a soft tune and strolled over to Vegetto and laid a plate in front of him, eggs, bacon, sausage, and hash browns.

"Here you go Goku," she smiled sweetly.

"Vegetto," he corrected with a scolding voice, accepting the food greedily.

That's basically how it worked, the goku half didn't really care he was called 'Goku' but the other half didn't like it. The way the personality would come out was mixed, there was a more generous and silly side, then there was a more gruff rude side, but it mixed together rather well, enough not to be dreadfully obvious or multi personality like.

ChiChi would just ignore his correction and give him a glare putting her hands on her hips pointing to his whimsy earrings that dangled flimsily from his earlobes,

"Cant you take those ridiculous things off for once, you look like a clown."

Vegetto just kept chewing off his fork and rolled his eyes up to her not moving his head while chewing,

"Why don't you make yourself useful instead of nagging at me and go fetch me a drink." (Vegeta's rudeness as you can see slipped out n_n)

ChiChi pinched her lips together and gave a glare that could curdle milk and pouted over to the fridge and cabinet. The came the sound of rumbles cantering down the staircase, whizzing behind Vegetto and finding a placed next to him a wood kitchen chair sitting on his knees and with his elbows on the table.

"Hi daddy!" Goten chirped cocking his head. He simply called Vegetto his dad, what else to call him? Besides, Goten was too naive to think otherwise.

Vegetto smiled at him while lifting a glass of milk to his lips (the one ChiChi fetched him) and patted him on the head, "hey kid, what are you up to?"

"Aw notten, just gonna eat breakfast then go play with Trunks!" he announced proudly when chichi laid a plate in front of him.

"Oh are you?" ChiChi added, "I though you were going to clean your room."

Goten puckered his lips twitching his glance in order to dismiss her statement, he then came up with a curious and excited question.

"Is Trunks my brother now?!"

Vegetto, whom was sipping his milk huffed it up causing to spill over on his chest and spray out of his nose. What kinda question is that?

ChiChi took a seat and let out a irritated sigh, she simply ignored the fact Vegeta was in with Goku, and Vegeta was married, to Bulma, a person ChiChi never even rightly liked.

"No Goten. Trunks is 'not' your brother. Isn't that right Gok-Vegetto."

Vegetto, whom was trying to dab away the milk all over him glanced up beneath his brows curiously, he didn't know what to say. Was he? Or was he not? Well....it was either way, but probably rightly going to that he was his brother. But Goten was far to naive to understand the whole situation, and it wasn't worth trying to explain.

"Umm...sure...." Vegetto moaned dropping the napkin on the table and stood up from his completed breakfast, "well I am going to go spar."

Goten collided out of his set onto the floor, "can I go, can I go?!!!"

Vegetto smiled lightly at him, "ah, sure."

"Yippie!"

Goten then galloped out of the house, a little over excited according to Vegetto.

Vegetto scooped his gloves (that he now wore every time he spared just like vegeta) up and saluted ChiChi lazily, "well I'll see ya in a bit Chi."

"By hun."

Vegetto began to stroll outside where he found Goten doing anxious stretches. Vegetto couldn't help but smile at him. Goten hadn't been paying much attention to this whole situation that had been going on for the past week, the fact that his father Goku, was never really Vegetto but another man too. But it wasn't really like that, it was basically a new man, with his own personality that was a mix between Goku's and Vegeta's, so he had a bunch of new twists and turns to learn about him!

"What about Trunks?" Vegetto grinned standing in akimbo.

Goten looked up at him, "oh he'll be here."

A/N: so what did you think? I know that was shot, I did it on purpose just to get it started, the next chapters wont be this short and it will grow much more funny and complicated, this chapter want all that funny I know. Sorry if when you read it, it was confusing! Its not as easy as it seems! Two people in one is hard, but I have customized it, its basically a guy with his own personality, a mix, you get it? Well look for the new chapter it will be up hopefully soon! Thanks for reading!