The Lord of the Rings: Saurus Gets His Revenge
Once upon a time, the wizard Gandof was walking around when he saw the evil wizard Saurus looking at him. Saurus had once been a dinosaur or something, but was now a giant Eyeball. The Eyeball had fire on it, like a devil's eye.
Gandof never liked Saurus, and so he asked his friend, Frodo, who was a little troll, to kill Saurus with a magic ring that made you invisible. That way, Frodo could sneak into the volcano where Saurus lived and kill him without him knowing. He needed to be invisible, because even if he was just really careful, Saurus could still see him because his eye was huge. It was like a really huge Eyeball.
Frodo and some of his friends went on a long trip to find the volcano where Saurus lived. Finally, they found it, but they had to fight a lot of Total Gross-Outs like giant spiders and boogie men. They also had to fight Saurus's brother, who was another evil wizard. I don't remember his name, but he looked like Gandof.
So Frodo got invisible and then killed Saurus by pushing him into the lava. What was weird is that Saurus was actually a little frog-man who people sometimes called Golem. He was a Super Gross-Out.
After that happened, you thought it was all over. But oh no. Saurus comes back as a regular dinosaur this time. He turns into a T-Rex and he is super huge and very angry. He is an Ultimate Gross-Out.
Saurus blew up the castle where the king lived, and then he blew up the place where all the little trolls lived, but this was after Frodo and Gandof left to go somewhere else. But Frodo's friend Sam was there, and he was also a troll, and he got burned up in the fire.
After that, Saurus was king of the Earth. No one could beat him, because no one can beat a giant fucking dinosaur.
LONG LIVE SAURUS!!!
Once upon a time, the wizard Gandof was walking around when he saw the evil wizard Saurus looking at him. Saurus had once been a dinosaur or something, but was now a giant Eyeball. The Eyeball had fire on it, like a devil's eye.
Gandof never liked Saurus, and so he asked his friend, Frodo, who was a little troll, to kill Saurus with a magic ring that made you invisible. That way, Frodo could sneak into the volcano where Saurus lived and kill him without him knowing. He needed to be invisible, because even if he was just really careful, Saurus could still see him because his eye was huge. It was like a really huge Eyeball.
Frodo and some of his friends went on a long trip to find the volcano where Saurus lived. Finally, they found it, but they had to fight a lot of Total Gross-Outs like giant spiders and boogie men. They also had to fight Saurus's brother, who was another evil wizard. I don't remember his name, but he looked like Gandof.
So Frodo got invisible and then killed Saurus by pushing him into the lava. What was weird is that Saurus was actually a little frog-man who people sometimes called Golem. He was a Super Gross-Out.
After that happened, you thought it was all over. But oh no. Saurus comes back as a regular dinosaur this time. He turns into a T-Rex and he is super huge and very angry. He is an Ultimate Gross-Out.
Saurus blew up the castle where the king lived, and then he blew up the place where all the little trolls lived, but this was after Frodo and Gandof left to go somewhere else. But Frodo's friend Sam was there, and he was also a troll, and he got burned up in the fire.
After that, Saurus was king of the Earth. No one could beat him, because no one can beat a giant fucking dinosaur.
LONG LIVE SAURUS!!!