A/N: boy sorry for not updating. I have been soooo busy. My mom has been real ill, my dog has cancer, but now doesn't, yet we dot know if she is dying, and I have been involved in an art site, (please, if you would like to cheek out my art go to my homepage on my profile ^_^) this is a short chapter yes, but a chapter. I love this fic very much, and I hope to finish it, so please don't be scared.

Chapter 8: nighty night

Boy was I tired, I felt like my head got hit by a bat then swirled about like a bobber. I was lazily digging my fork through my meal while a consistently let out yawns, it was only Gohan and Chi at the table, Goten was still camping. It sure was nice not to hear 'Uncle Dad' every three seconds, but that little runt sure was a silence breaker, good god, it was so quite in the kitchen. I felt extremely awkward all a sudden, even though I didn't lift my half open eyes from my plate.

"You done yet?"

I lifted my eyes to see ChiChi, she smiled down at me with a out reached hand, I wasn't sure what she wanted till she snatched my plate away. I was too damn tired to remember rather or not I even told her I was done, stupid women probably grabbing my plate with out my permission. Oh well.

Slowly I raised from my seat, reached my arms high above my head and let out a large yawn.

"I'm turning in, catch ya'll in the morn."

"Good night dad," came Gohan's voice.

.........

"Night dear...." came ChiChi's long after, I couldn't help but raise a bow when I was walking away, suspicion rose.

Pulling off my shirt and pants I simply threw them aside, and pulled down my bed covers climbing in slowly, I gave one last yawn, sniffed my pits and plopped down on the hard mattress, heck, at least it was a queen size, and not a water bed.

The room was nice, cold and dark. Just the way I liked it, I head my head tucked over my crossed arms, only separated between a worn pillow, with my head turned outward. Looking inward to the bed always seemed suffocating. Slowly I began to drift away.....

My eyes slowly crept open, did I just hear something? What time is it? I didn't bother to move, simply closed my eyes and tried to go back to sleep, when suddenly I heard my door creaking open. I frowned lightly, still pretending to be asleep. Who would that be? Probably Gohan trying to get a pair of boxers from the drawer. I closed my eyes again, when suddenly I heard the foot steps growing toward me, I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand. Then suddenly I felt something on the opposite side of my bed press downward, causing my body to slightly move. The weight grew heavier and heavier, what ever the object was, it was completely on my bed. I then felt it began to crawl closer to me, I grew stiffer and stiffer. Ah, it was probably Goten, this isn't the only time he tired to get in bed with me.

Hmm.

Boy.

Goten sure had put on a few times.

Suddenly I felt my mind click into reality, I felt every nerve in my body shiver and my mind bulge, if I dared to move I would have shot though the roof. Goten is camping!

Dear God of Abraham! What is ChiChi doing!

I felt my head scream. I tried to keep my eyes tightly shut and my heightening breathe low.

Suddenly I felt a hand glide across my naked back, making semi circles and shapes, I felt her nails then touch, then her palms harden. Her hand traveled to the back of my neck and to my hair line, her fingers caressed my hair.

WHAT IS SHE DOING?

Maybe if I pretend I am sleeping real hard she will go away!

Pinching my eyes more, and winkling my nose I tried and tried.

Her hand then made its way down my spine to my, er, boxers! She tugged lightly at the spandex band with the tip of her nails when suddenly!

Wahaha!

She was in the house!

Her hand glided across my butt-ox, rolling over and about I was about to leap up, but if I did that she would expect more! Oh boy, I wish I listened when I had peer pressure lessons.

Bitting my lower lip, I came up with only thing. Not very good no, but it would by me some time and humility!

Letting out a moan I rolled to my back, tossing my hand over and hitting her in the head.

I heard a 'oaf!'

but then something happened that I didn't want! When I rolled over I got he hand stuck under my butt! I just wanted to die.

Her hand, snagged in my boxers that were twisted tightly around my waist, I felt her squirm.

"Get off me ya big jerk," I heard her whisper harshly.

I wanted to laugh.

I should wake up and scare the crap out of her. Haha, for her to have me catch her like this she would have a cow. That'll teach her to take advantage me while I am 'sleeping'.

Suddenly she tugged harder, hand was released. I felt so relived. Now I hoped she would leave, but no! It got worse! I felt her body move closer to mine, I felt her long dark hair brush over my face and lay at my head side, I then felt cool breathe upon my lips. Lord have mercy. She was looking right into my face, I couldn't peep my eyes open or even wince! Her hand cuffed the side of my face, her other stroked my ear, she even tried to slip off my earing but it wouldn't budge.

Her breathe was growing more visible, the feel of it wanted to make me puke, simply knowing what she was about to do.

"Your so cute when you sleep," I heard her whisper, then......then...yup...she was kissing me. I Felt her kiss grow and grow, when suddenly all ended. She was no longer at my side, her lips were no longer upon mine. I didn't even hear the door shut behind her.

Oh my God!

I just passed out!

Quickly I sat up, breathing like I had, had my breathe held for hours. I couldn't believe any of it! What she had done, and the actual fact I passed out while she was kissing me! What else did she do? Quickly I yanked away the covers from my lower body, good, my boxers are still in tack. I sighed, and laid back down in the bed. Boy, I couldn't wait to leave.

A/N: yeah, sorry for it being so short! But its better then nothing right? If you were thinking, why was Vegetto acting so off during the night, like, wouldn't he have know right off the bat who it was, well no actually, it he just woke up in the middle of the night! No one is ever in touch. Haha well I know I am not. Like I remember one night, my dog was sleeping next to me and he was taking up all the room when I pushed on him and said 'Gohan move over' and note, my dogs name is NOT Gohan. Whoho, I felt so stupid! I was totally out of it! And no, I do not fantasize about sleeping with cartoon characters, that's just not my idea of spending time x_x eish! Well thinks for reading! And please review!