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AN: Hey ya'll. ( sry bout the ya'll. It's the country coming out in me. Here's the second chapter! Oh and by the way I picture like all the hobbits normal sized in my fic. That means there not like 3 feet tall. There about the average height of a man. I hope you enjoy it. Remember r/r!
Chapter 2: "A place to stay"
"Is she angry at us?" Pippin asked.
Everyone looked out the sliding glass door that led out to the balcony. Jo was throwing her hands up in the air every couple of seconds and yelling at Lizzy. Lizzy had her arms crossed. She would try to get a word in every couple of seconds but Jo would interrupt her.
"No. She always yells like that." Jihan said.
"Is she upset about something?" Merry asked.
"She's upset about a lot of things in life. Like how she can't get a man." Marley said. She and Jihan laughed.
"Ok. So where is it you guys came from again?" Lauren asked brushing her blonde hair back.
"Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"So where is that? Like, middle east Asia?" Jihan asked. All the girls looked at her and rolled their eyes.
"You'll have to excuse her, she's from Germany and she's still learning a few things." Marley said.
"Hey!" Jihan said turning her head sharply toward Marley, her dark red hair whipped behind her.
"Well middle earth must be somewhere, where they don't have manners." Lauren said looking as Pippin grabbed an apple out of the bowl of fruit on the coffee table and took a bite out of it.
Aragorn looked and smacked him across the head. Pippin dropped the apple.
"What was that for?!" Pippin asked clutching the back of his head.
"You don't simply take food off a person's table without asking." Aragorn said.
Pippin put the apple back into the bowl. "May I have the apple?" he asked.
"Yea.Yeah. Take it!" Lauren said disgusted.
Then the sliding glass door opened. Everyone turned. Jo looked mad but Lizzy looked relieved.
"All right. First of all what are your names." Jo demanded crossing her arms over her chest.
"Milady, I am Aragorn son of Arathorn." Aragorn said bending down and bowing his head. Jo raised her eyebrow.
"And I am Legolas, son of."Legolas said bending down also.
"Look. I just asked for your names. Not who you're the sons of." Jo said.
"Right. I'm Legolas." He said.
"And I'm Pippin and this here is Merry." Pippin said cheerfully, pointing to his best friend beside him.
"Well you sure are a happy bunch." Jo said.
"I am Frodo. This is Sam." Frodo said gesturing to his gardener.
"Well. If you don't know who we are by now I'm Jo. The tall blonde over there is Trinity. The red head with the accent is Jihan. The brunette next to her is Marley. The short blonde there is Lauren. And f course you all have met the wonderful Lizzy who likes to bring strange people to my house." Jo said. "That's a funny name, Jo, where did you get?" Pippin asked.
"I wouldn't be one to talk about funny names. But if you have to know my real name is Josephine. But don't you dare call me that. Stick to Jo." She said.
Pippin nodded fervently.
Then Jo sat down and started to rub her eyes. "All right. You guys can stay here a few weeks. But then once we figure out how to get you back home you're out of here." She said.
"But what are they doing here in the first place?" Trinity asked.
"It's a long story that I'll explain all in the morning." Jo said. "Trinity go get 3 sleeping bags out of the linen closet."
Trinity nodded and headed out to the hallway. She opened the door and pulled out 3 dark blue sleeping bags. She struggled to keep them all in her arms. Then Legolas grabbed two. She looked at him and then blushed. She set one down and he did the same.
"Ok three of you can sleep on the couch and then three of you can get into the sleeping bags." Jo said. Then she started to pull out the couch into a bed. "There." she said.
"Thank you very much, milady." Aragorn said.
"Yea...yeah." she said. Then she headed to her room.
"If you need anything. Just call for us." Lizzy said as she joined the others into going into their rooms. They all nodded.
"Ok. Me, Legolas and Merry get this here bed. And Frodo, Sam and Pippin get those, what they, call sleeping bags." Aragorn said.
"Why can't I go on the bed!?" Pippin whined.
"Because. I know that you want stop kicking in the bed." Aragorn said.
"I don't kick!" Pippin insisted. They all ignored them. They all got ready to sleep.
***************
Midnight.
" Merry!" Pippin whispered. No one responded.
"Merry!" Pippin said louder. "What!" Merry said angrily.
"I'm hungry." Pippin said. Merry groaned.
Then all of a sudden the TV turned on when Merry rolled on top of the remote. Everyone woke up and looked at the TV. Then they all started to scream. Aragorn grabbed his sword and Legolas grabbed his bow and arrow. They pointed it on the TV. Then they heard three doors open. Jo came out tying her robe and was followed by the rest of the girls. Jihan had a green facial mask on and had her hair in rollers. Pippin looked at her and started to scream.
Then Jihan screamed.
"What are you doing? Put that down!" Jo yelled at Legolas and Aragorn. They both put down their weapons.
"It's a TV ok! Nothings scary about it!" Jo said and walked over to the couch/bed and grabbed the remote. She pressed a button and a porno came on. The men gasped.
"Oh god!" Jo groaned and turned off the TV.
"Go to bed." Jo said. She walked back to her room. The girls left.
They all went back to sleep. Pippin turned on the TV again and started to watch the Porno.
"Turn it off." Aragorn said under his pillow. Pippin quickly turned it off and went to bed.
AN: Aren't all the guys the same! Lol. Well everyone I hope you enjoyed this chapter. R/R!
AN: Hey ya'll. ( sry bout the ya'll. It's the country coming out in me. Here's the second chapter! Oh and by the way I picture like all the hobbits normal sized in my fic. That means there not like 3 feet tall. There about the average height of a man. I hope you enjoy it. Remember r/r!
Chapter 2: "A place to stay"
"Is she angry at us?" Pippin asked.
Everyone looked out the sliding glass door that led out to the balcony. Jo was throwing her hands up in the air every couple of seconds and yelling at Lizzy. Lizzy had her arms crossed. She would try to get a word in every couple of seconds but Jo would interrupt her.
"No. She always yells like that." Jihan said.
"Is she upset about something?" Merry asked.
"She's upset about a lot of things in life. Like how she can't get a man." Marley said. She and Jihan laughed.
"Ok. So where is it you guys came from again?" Lauren asked brushing her blonde hair back.
"Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"So where is that? Like, middle east Asia?" Jihan asked. All the girls looked at her and rolled their eyes.
"You'll have to excuse her, she's from Germany and she's still learning a few things." Marley said.
"Hey!" Jihan said turning her head sharply toward Marley, her dark red hair whipped behind her.
"Well middle earth must be somewhere, where they don't have manners." Lauren said looking as Pippin grabbed an apple out of the bowl of fruit on the coffee table and took a bite out of it.
Aragorn looked and smacked him across the head. Pippin dropped the apple.
"What was that for?!" Pippin asked clutching the back of his head.
"You don't simply take food off a person's table without asking." Aragorn said.
Pippin put the apple back into the bowl. "May I have the apple?" he asked.
"Yea.Yeah. Take it!" Lauren said disgusted.
Then the sliding glass door opened. Everyone turned. Jo looked mad but Lizzy looked relieved.
"All right. First of all what are your names." Jo demanded crossing her arms over her chest.
"Milady, I am Aragorn son of Arathorn." Aragorn said bending down and bowing his head. Jo raised her eyebrow.
"And I am Legolas, son of."Legolas said bending down also.
"Look. I just asked for your names. Not who you're the sons of." Jo said.
"Right. I'm Legolas." He said.
"And I'm Pippin and this here is Merry." Pippin said cheerfully, pointing to his best friend beside him.
"Well you sure are a happy bunch." Jo said.
"I am Frodo. This is Sam." Frodo said gesturing to his gardener.
"Well. If you don't know who we are by now I'm Jo. The tall blonde over there is Trinity. The red head with the accent is Jihan. The brunette next to her is Marley. The short blonde there is Lauren. And f course you all have met the wonderful Lizzy who likes to bring strange people to my house." Jo said. "That's a funny name, Jo, where did you get?" Pippin asked.
"I wouldn't be one to talk about funny names. But if you have to know my real name is Josephine. But don't you dare call me that. Stick to Jo." She said.
Pippin nodded fervently.
Then Jo sat down and started to rub her eyes. "All right. You guys can stay here a few weeks. But then once we figure out how to get you back home you're out of here." She said.
"But what are they doing here in the first place?" Trinity asked.
"It's a long story that I'll explain all in the morning." Jo said. "Trinity go get 3 sleeping bags out of the linen closet."
Trinity nodded and headed out to the hallway. She opened the door and pulled out 3 dark blue sleeping bags. She struggled to keep them all in her arms. Then Legolas grabbed two. She looked at him and then blushed. She set one down and he did the same.
"Ok three of you can sleep on the couch and then three of you can get into the sleeping bags." Jo said. Then she started to pull out the couch into a bed. "There." she said.
"Thank you very much, milady." Aragorn said.
"Yea...yeah." she said. Then she headed to her room.
"If you need anything. Just call for us." Lizzy said as she joined the others into going into their rooms. They all nodded.
"Ok. Me, Legolas and Merry get this here bed. And Frodo, Sam and Pippin get those, what they, call sleeping bags." Aragorn said.
"Why can't I go on the bed!?" Pippin whined.
"Because. I know that you want stop kicking in the bed." Aragorn said.
"I don't kick!" Pippin insisted. They all ignored them. They all got ready to sleep.
***************
Midnight.
" Merry!" Pippin whispered. No one responded.
"Merry!" Pippin said louder. "What!" Merry said angrily.
"I'm hungry." Pippin said. Merry groaned.
Then all of a sudden the TV turned on when Merry rolled on top of the remote. Everyone woke up and looked at the TV. Then they all started to scream. Aragorn grabbed his sword and Legolas grabbed his bow and arrow. They pointed it on the TV. Then they heard three doors open. Jo came out tying her robe and was followed by the rest of the girls. Jihan had a green facial mask on and had her hair in rollers. Pippin looked at her and started to scream.
Then Jihan screamed.
"What are you doing? Put that down!" Jo yelled at Legolas and Aragorn. They both put down their weapons.
"It's a TV ok! Nothings scary about it!" Jo said and walked over to the couch/bed and grabbed the remote. She pressed a button and a porno came on. The men gasped.
"Oh god!" Jo groaned and turned off the TV.
"Go to bed." Jo said. She walked back to her room. The girls left.
They all went back to sleep. Pippin turned on the TV again and started to watch the Porno.
"Turn it off." Aragorn said under his pillow. Pippin quickly turned it off and went to bed.
AN: Aren't all the guys the same! Lol. Well everyone I hope you enjoyed this chapter. R/R!