Disclaimer: Hey I don't own Lord Of The Rings. God I wish I did though!
AN: hey I really appreciate those who reviewed it meant a lot to me to know you enjoyed the chapters! I'll give you all credit at the bottom! Here's the 3rd chapter!
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Chapter 3: "Of haircuts, clothes and wow"
Trinity yawned and got out of bed. She stretched. She opened the door to the room she shared with Lauren and stepped out into the hallway. She heard loud snoring coming from the living room. She walked into the room. The guys were all sleeping. Pippin was hugging Sam and muttering something about someone giving him more ale. She saw Aragorn having his arm on his sword as he slept. Then Trinity noticed something wrong. There were only 5 of them. Then all of a sudden:
"Your up early." A voice said behind her.
She jumped and turned around to see Legolas. He was sitting on a chair. She clutched her chest and sighed.
"Don't do that!" she said, her breathing returning to normal.
"Sorry, Milady." He apologized.
"Well. I'm always up early. What about you." She said. He walked over to the sliding glass door and looked out.
"I like to become one with nature. I like to hear the trees whispering in the slow morning breeze." He said.
She raised her eyebrow. "Riiiight." She said and shook her head. She walked into the kitchen. She reached into the refrigerator and took out the orange juice. Legolas joined her.
"What is that?" Legolas asked pointing to the fridge.
Trinity looked. "Oh that's a refrigerator." She said. Then she saw the confused expression on his face. "Look, it keeps food fresh." She said opening the door to show him. He cautiously went over to look in. "That is amazing." He said dazzled.
"Yeah well you should see cars." She said. He looked confused again. "Never mind." She said.
Then she reached above her to the cabinet overhead. When she did that her tank top rose up showing her skinny stomach. Then all of a sudden, after she got the cereal from the cabinet, she felt Legolas' arms around her waist.
"What are you doing!" she exclaimed. He was trying to pull down her shirt.
"Women are not supposed to expose themselves that way!" he said.
"Well in this century they do." She said and got a bowl out.
Then Jo came in.
"Can you two be anymore loud." She said. Then she put on a pot of coffee.
"Do you want cereal?" Trinity asked, holding up the box of corn flakes to his face.
"Do I want what?" he asked looking at the box confused.
"Food! Do you want food?" Jo said.
"Oh.. Uh. yes." he said.
Trinity took out another bowl and filled it up with him. Then she filled it up with milk.
"There. Get a spoon from that drawer." She said and pointed to the cabinet next to him. He opened it and took out one. He followed her with his bowl to the breakfast table. He sat down across from her. She took a bite out of her cereal and started to read vogue magazine. He looked at the cereal. He sniffed it. She looked up from the magazine to him. Watching him.
Jo was looking at him to. She sipped her coffee. He slowly raised the spoon to his lips. He sniffed it again.
"Can you just eat it?" Jo said. He jumped. He put it in his mouth. He slowly chewed it. Then he took another bite.
"By golly! He likes it!" Jo said sarcastically. Trinity rolled her eyes.
Jo took another sip of her coffee and sat down at the 3rd seat at the table. She sighed.
"Well. I made some calls last night. Maggie from the hair salon said she'd be able to give me a good deal for 6 haircuts." Jo said.
"For the guys?" Trinity asked.
"Yeah." Jo said.
"Wait! Who's getting haircuts?" Legolas asked tensing up.
"You pretty boy." Jo said flicking back her black hair.
"I am not getting a haircut!" he said.
"Yeah you are. And some new clothes to." Jo said.
"Why?" Legolas asked.
"Well it's not like you see people walking down the streets of New York dressed up like you guys." Jo said.
"I don't agree with this." Legolas said.
"Agree with what?" Aragorn asked stepping into the kitchen.
"They want us to have our hair cut and dressed in different attire." Legolas said.
Aragorn looked like he was thinking it over.
"All right." He said.
"What!" Legolas demanded.
"Well. We do need a change of clothing." Aragorn said.
"Aww. Don't worry pretty boy! You'll get over it!" Jo said and flicked his long hair. Then she laughed. She put her coffee cup into the sink. "I knew you'd see things my way." She said to Aragorn and clapped him on his back. He looked at her. "Hey don't look at me like that!" Jo said and walked out.
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"This is amazing!" Pippin said and looked up at all the tall buildings.
"Watch where you're going!" Jihan said grabbing Pippin's arm as he almost collided into a woman.
"I've never seen anything like this." Legolas said.
"Watch it!" Jihan said as Pippin almost stepped in front of an on coming car.
"Do you not have eyes?" Aragorn demanded. Pippin looked up at him scared.
"Ah! Here we are." Jo said stepping in front of the hair salon. Everyone entered. Jo was the last to enter. But before she did she noticed people looking at them out on the streets. She flicked them off. Then she walked in. Then she walked to the front desk.
Then a woman with big, bright, orange hair came rushing to her.
"Jo!" she exclaimed and engulfed her in a hug.
"Hey Maggie. Well here are the guys." Jo said.
Maggie looked past her and at the guys. They were all looking around. "Oh dear." She said.
"Guys come on." Jo said and motioned for them to step forward.
They all slowly stepped forward. A lot of the hair dressers stopped what they were doing to look at them.
"Eh! Get back to work!" Maggie said and clapped her long, red polished, finger nailed hands together. They all went back to work immediately. Then she turned to the guys. She put one of her long nailed fingers on her face as if thinking. "Well we can do something." She said.
"Great!" Jo said and smiled.
"All right. How bout you first, gorgeous." Maggie said motioning to Legolas. He slowly walked up clutching his hair. As she led him to the back where they washed the hair. A lot of the women hairdressers turned to stare at him. They started to whisper excitedly.
The rest of them sat down. Jihan started to flip through an issue of Sports Illustrated swimsuit addition. Pippin tried to look over her shoulder.
Jo looked out the window. "Hey! Look there's a men clothing store across the street. We can buy the guys some clothes there while they get their haircut." Jo said.
"Yeah. Let's go." Trinity said.
"All right. Um Me, Trinity, and Lizzy will go and Marley, Jihan and Lauren stay here with the guys." Jo said as they got up. They nodded.
As they left Jo muttered to Jihan: "And please keep an eye on him." and pointed to Pippin as he pretended to look somewhere else as his eyes left the magazine. Jihan nodded.
They all walked across the street. They entered the store. A skinny man, who had a bald patch in the middle of the back of his head, was sitting at the counter. He looked up at them from a magazine. When he saw them he quickly straightened up and smoothed down his remaining hair.
"Gross." Lizzy said.
They all started to look around. The man walked out from behind the counter and started to slowly walk after them. They started to look at pants and would wonder if they would fit the guys. As Lizzy passed behind Jo she whispered: "That guy's starting to freak me out."
"I know. If he looks over here one more time I'm going to pull out the rest of his hair for him to save him the trouble." Jo muttered back.
After about 20 minutes they had their arms filled with clothing. He rushed to the cash register.
"Will that be all ladies?" he asked trying to sound suave.
"Yes thank you." Jo said trying to sound nice. Jo reached into her wallet. She gave him the money.
"Come again." He said as they walked out.
"Hold on." Jo said as they walked out. She set down the shopping bags. Then she went back inside the store. She went up to the counter. The man grinned.
"Um. I have a question." Jo said sweetly twirling a lock of her black hair.
He smirked. "Yes." He said.
"How old are you?" she asked.
"50." He said.
"Oh. Ok wanted to make sure. Now I know for sure you have no chance with us at all." She said and then walked out.
"I hate that!" Jo said. They all walked, shopping bags in hand, back to the hair salon.
It was a nightmare. Jihan was in the back trying to help wash Pippin's hair. It wasn't working.
"Stop moving around!" she yelled as the water was going everywhere.
Aragorn was giving one of the ladies a hard time as she tried to cut his hair.
"My goodness I've never had clients this bad!" Maggie said walking up to them.
"Don't touch that!" Lauren screamed as Frodo stuck his finger in a socket. He got shocked. His hair was smoking.
"Oh lord!" Maggie said and rushed over there.
Jo put down the bags and walked to the middle of the salon.
"Hey listen up!" Jo yelled. Everyone looked at her. "Calm down! You're just making it worse by acting up!"
Everyone shut up. She sat back down. Marley, Jihan and Lauren went over to them. They started to show them the clothes.
About half hour past and they were all looking at magazines. Then Maggie stepped up to them. They looked at her. She had a big grin on her face. "Oh you're going to love them!" she said. They started to look past her but she stopped them. "EH Eh!" she said. "Turn around."
"Are you kidding?" Jo said.
"Nope. I'm serious! Turn around." She said.
They all sighed. They all stood up and turned around.
"OO! You won't even recognize them!" Maggie said and they heard her rustling behind them.
"Ok! Turn around..now!" Maggie said. They all turned around.
They gasped.
"Oh my..god!" Jo said.
The guys were standing awkwardly in front of them. They were all sporting shorter do's. (AN: ok everybody just imagine how they look like in real life. Those sexy men! lol)
Trinity was searching for Legolas' blonde hair. Then she gasped when she saw him. He had very short black hair. (AN: again imagine him in real life. *drooling*) He looked at her and gave her an awkward look.
"Well what do you guys think!" Maggie asked.
Then Marley summed up with one word what everybody was thinking.
"WOW."
AN: hey guys finally after 2 hours of typing all this I'm done! It's 1:04 in the morning! But I think this is a pretty good chapter! So everybody. R/R!!! And before I forget I just want to say thanx to dancingfae, Cindy and Meregrin for reviewing. Thank you guys soooooooo much! You don't know how good it feels to know you guys are enjoying my story! =)
AN: hey I really appreciate those who reviewed it meant a lot to me to know you enjoyed the chapters! I'll give you all credit at the bottom! Here's the 3rd chapter!
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Chapter 3: "Of haircuts, clothes and wow"
Trinity yawned and got out of bed. She stretched. She opened the door to the room she shared with Lauren and stepped out into the hallway. She heard loud snoring coming from the living room. She walked into the room. The guys were all sleeping. Pippin was hugging Sam and muttering something about someone giving him more ale. She saw Aragorn having his arm on his sword as he slept. Then Trinity noticed something wrong. There were only 5 of them. Then all of a sudden:
"Your up early." A voice said behind her.
She jumped and turned around to see Legolas. He was sitting on a chair. She clutched her chest and sighed.
"Don't do that!" she said, her breathing returning to normal.
"Sorry, Milady." He apologized.
"Well. I'm always up early. What about you." She said. He walked over to the sliding glass door and looked out.
"I like to become one with nature. I like to hear the trees whispering in the slow morning breeze." He said.
She raised her eyebrow. "Riiiight." She said and shook her head. She walked into the kitchen. She reached into the refrigerator and took out the orange juice. Legolas joined her.
"What is that?" Legolas asked pointing to the fridge.
Trinity looked. "Oh that's a refrigerator." She said. Then she saw the confused expression on his face. "Look, it keeps food fresh." She said opening the door to show him. He cautiously went over to look in. "That is amazing." He said dazzled.
"Yeah well you should see cars." She said. He looked confused again. "Never mind." She said.
Then she reached above her to the cabinet overhead. When she did that her tank top rose up showing her skinny stomach. Then all of a sudden, after she got the cereal from the cabinet, she felt Legolas' arms around her waist.
"What are you doing!" she exclaimed. He was trying to pull down her shirt.
"Women are not supposed to expose themselves that way!" he said.
"Well in this century they do." She said and got a bowl out.
Then Jo came in.
"Can you two be anymore loud." She said. Then she put on a pot of coffee.
"Do you want cereal?" Trinity asked, holding up the box of corn flakes to his face.
"Do I want what?" he asked looking at the box confused.
"Food! Do you want food?" Jo said.
"Oh.. Uh. yes." he said.
Trinity took out another bowl and filled it up with him. Then she filled it up with milk.
"There. Get a spoon from that drawer." She said and pointed to the cabinet next to him. He opened it and took out one. He followed her with his bowl to the breakfast table. He sat down across from her. She took a bite out of her cereal and started to read vogue magazine. He looked at the cereal. He sniffed it. She looked up from the magazine to him. Watching him.
Jo was looking at him to. She sipped her coffee. He slowly raised the spoon to his lips. He sniffed it again.
"Can you just eat it?" Jo said. He jumped. He put it in his mouth. He slowly chewed it. Then he took another bite.
"By golly! He likes it!" Jo said sarcastically. Trinity rolled her eyes.
Jo took another sip of her coffee and sat down at the 3rd seat at the table. She sighed.
"Well. I made some calls last night. Maggie from the hair salon said she'd be able to give me a good deal for 6 haircuts." Jo said.
"For the guys?" Trinity asked.
"Yeah." Jo said.
"Wait! Who's getting haircuts?" Legolas asked tensing up.
"You pretty boy." Jo said flicking back her black hair.
"I am not getting a haircut!" he said.
"Yeah you are. And some new clothes to." Jo said.
"Why?" Legolas asked.
"Well it's not like you see people walking down the streets of New York dressed up like you guys." Jo said.
"I don't agree with this." Legolas said.
"Agree with what?" Aragorn asked stepping into the kitchen.
"They want us to have our hair cut and dressed in different attire." Legolas said.
Aragorn looked like he was thinking it over.
"All right." He said.
"What!" Legolas demanded.
"Well. We do need a change of clothing." Aragorn said.
"Aww. Don't worry pretty boy! You'll get over it!" Jo said and flicked his long hair. Then she laughed. She put her coffee cup into the sink. "I knew you'd see things my way." She said to Aragorn and clapped him on his back. He looked at her. "Hey don't look at me like that!" Jo said and walked out.
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"This is amazing!" Pippin said and looked up at all the tall buildings.
"Watch where you're going!" Jihan said grabbing Pippin's arm as he almost collided into a woman.
"I've never seen anything like this." Legolas said.
"Watch it!" Jihan said as Pippin almost stepped in front of an on coming car.
"Do you not have eyes?" Aragorn demanded. Pippin looked up at him scared.
"Ah! Here we are." Jo said stepping in front of the hair salon. Everyone entered. Jo was the last to enter. But before she did she noticed people looking at them out on the streets. She flicked them off. Then she walked in. Then she walked to the front desk.
Then a woman with big, bright, orange hair came rushing to her.
"Jo!" she exclaimed and engulfed her in a hug.
"Hey Maggie. Well here are the guys." Jo said.
Maggie looked past her and at the guys. They were all looking around. "Oh dear." She said.
"Guys come on." Jo said and motioned for them to step forward.
They all slowly stepped forward. A lot of the hair dressers stopped what they were doing to look at them.
"Eh! Get back to work!" Maggie said and clapped her long, red polished, finger nailed hands together. They all went back to work immediately. Then she turned to the guys. She put one of her long nailed fingers on her face as if thinking. "Well we can do something." She said.
"Great!" Jo said and smiled.
"All right. How bout you first, gorgeous." Maggie said motioning to Legolas. He slowly walked up clutching his hair. As she led him to the back where they washed the hair. A lot of the women hairdressers turned to stare at him. They started to whisper excitedly.
The rest of them sat down. Jihan started to flip through an issue of Sports Illustrated swimsuit addition. Pippin tried to look over her shoulder.
Jo looked out the window. "Hey! Look there's a men clothing store across the street. We can buy the guys some clothes there while they get their haircut." Jo said.
"Yeah. Let's go." Trinity said.
"All right. Um Me, Trinity, and Lizzy will go and Marley, Jihan and Lauren stay here with the guys." Jo said as they got up. They nodded.
As they left Jo muttered to Jihan: "And please keep an eye on him." and pointed to Pippin as he pretended to look somewhere else as his eyes left the magazine. Jihan nodded.
They all walked across the street. They entered the store. A skinny man, who had a bald patch in the middle of the back of his head, was sitting at the counter. He looked up at them from a magazine. When he saw them he quickly straightened up and smoothed down his remaining hair.
"Gross." Lizzy said.
They all started to look around. The man walked out from behind the counter and started to slowly walk after them. They started to look at pants and would wonder if they would fit the guys. As Lizzy passed behind Jo she whispered: "That guy's starting to freak me out."
"I know. If he looks over here one more time I'm going to pull out the rest of his hair for him to save him the trouble." Jo muttered back.
After about 20 minutes they had their arms filled with clothing. He rushed to the cash register.
"Will that be all ladies?" he asked trying to sound suave.
"Yes thank you." Jo said trying to sound nice. Jo reached into her wallet. She gave him the money.
"Come again." He said as they walked out.
"Hold on." Jo said as they walked out. She set down the shopping bags. Then she went back inside the store. She went up to the counter. The man grinned.
"Um. I have a question." Jo said sweetly twirling a lock of her black hair.
He smirked. "Yes." He said.
"How old are you?" she asked.
"50." He said.
"Oh. Ok wanted to make sure. Now I know for sure you have no chance with us at all." She said and then walked out.
"I hate that!" Jo said. They all walked, shopping bags in hand, back to the hair salon.
It was a nightmare. Jihan was in the back trying to help wash Pippin's hair. It wasn't working.
"Stop moving around!" she yelled as the water was going everywhere.
Aragorn was giving one of the ladies a hard time as she tried to cut his hair.
"My goodness I've never had clients this bad!" Maggie said walking up to them.
"Don't touch that!" Lauren screamed as Frodo stuck his finger in a socket. He got shocked. His hair was smoking.
"Oh lord!" Maggie said and rushed over there.
Jo put down the bags and walked to the middle of the salon.
"Hey listen up!" Jo yelled. Everyone looked at her. "Calm down! You're just making it worse by acting up!"
Everyone shut up. She sat back down. Marley, Jihan and Lauren went over to them. They started to show them the clothes.
About half hour past and they were all looking at magazines. Then Maggie stepped up to them. They looked at her. She had a big grin on her face. "Oh you're going to love them!" she said. They started to look past her but she stopped them. "EH Eh!" she said. "Turn around."
"Are you kidding?" Jo said.
"Nope. I'm serious! Turn around." She said.
They all sighed. They all stood up and turned around.
"OO! You won't even recognize them!" Maggie said and they heard her rustling behind them.
"Ok! Turn around..now!" Maggie said. They all turned around.
They gasped.
"Oh my..god!" Jo said.
The guys were standing awkwardly in front of them. They were all sporting shorter do's. (AN: ok everybody just imagine how they look like in real life. Those sexy men! lol)
Trinity was searching for Legolas' blonde hair. Then she gasped when she saw him. He had very short black hair. (AN: again imagine him in real life. *drooling*) He looked at her and gave her an awkward look.
"Well what do you guys think!" Maggie asked.
Then Marley summed up with one word what everybody was thinking.
"WOW."
AN: hey guys finally after 2 hours of typing all this I'm done! It's 1:04 in the morning! But I think this is a pretty good chapter! So everybody. R/R!!! And before I forget I just want to say thanx to dancingfae, Cindy and Meregrin for reviewing. Thank you guys soooooooo much! You don't know how good it feels to know you guys are enjoying my story! =)