TITLE: Conversations Involving Vanities

AUTHOR: Maid M

PAIRING: Seth/Summer, my favourite 'ship

DISCLAIMER: Alas no, the almighty OC belongs to the all-powerful (and kinda cute) Josh Shwartz.

AUTHORS NOTE: Part of the famous (I wish) Conversations series. I'm working on making one for every fandom I post in. What fun! Also, props to Lilyhead for the great story starter.

Without further ado, my story…

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"Brace yourself, Summer. Your lover is here."

"Cohen! What are you doing?"

"You wanted me to come over."

"Yeah, to talk!"

"Um hmm. Like I haven't heard that one before. So where should we start?"

"Get off the bed."

"Off the bed today? Feeling adventurous are we? All right, I'm willing to experiment. Let's just avoid any vanities, I have childhood issues with those things."

"I didn't invite you over for that. God, Cohen, aren't we allowed to just talk sometimes?"

"Yes. It's just that us, talking, usually concludes with me cowering in a closet somewhere, which is really not at the top of my agenda this evening. I think it would easier to avoid anything of that commodity. So, how do you want to start? I think I figured how to-"

"Seth!"

"Summer? What is it?"

"God, Cohen! I wanted to tell you something and all you can think about is the best place in the house to get it on. Why can't you just listen to me!"

"I am, Summer. I am."

"No you're not! I call you over because I want to tell you something and…"

"Shh. It's okay. Everything's fine. Shhhh."

"No everything's not fine, Cohen! I…I…I"

"It's okay. Just tell me."

"Igilder."

"What?"

"I killed her, Okay! I killed her."

"You killed someone?"

"I didn't mean to! I was curling my hair and I just put it down. And… and...I didn't see her there!"

"Oh, God, Your not saying you-"

"I melted Princess Sparkle!"

"Oh, Summer, I'm so sorry. Shh, shh, It's all right. I'm sure it wasn't that bad. Here show me, I'm sure we can fix it."

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"Oh."

"Don't look at me like that!"

"No, it's okay, you just got her leg. It's…fixable."

"Don't try, Cohen. You look like a puppy dog when you lie."

"I'll fix her, I promise."

"It's okay. I've moved on."

"That's my girl. So, about why you called me over…"

"Really not in the mood."

"Ah, I'm not either."

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"What are you doing, Cohen? I hope this isn't anything kinky."

"No, far from actually. You'll be surprised."

"Just get me out of this blindfold. I'm getting totally chaffed under here."

"Okay; one, two, three!"

"What is it? I don't… Oh my God! Princess Sparkle! It's really her! Seth, she's perfect!"

"Well it took three hours on e-bay and Ryan with a blowtorch, but I think we got that thing fused it back on pretty."

"Wow! This is just so amazing! You are the best!"

"I should really fix old toys of yours more often. Have any teddy bear's with torn ears you need repairing 'cause I could slap those suckers back on."

"Shut up, Cohen."

"You wouldn't know it to look at me but I happen to be the master seamstress. This one time in kindergarten…"

"Cohen!"

"What?"

"Do you really want to be talking about yourself in kindergarten right now?"

"No."

* * *

"Seth?"

"Yeah?"

"You really let Ryan use a blowtorch?"

FIN