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AN: hey ya'll here's chapter 6! Thank you for those of you who reviewed I'll give you credit at the bottom. =) R/R
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Chapter 6: "The truth about the guys and a close call"
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"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" the TV chanted. The guys were all sitting on the couch, watching the Jerry Springer show. Lizzy walked in carrying a basket of laundry. She turned toward the TV. A big fat man walked on stage in a bra and panties and started to yell at his girlfriend saying that he wanted to express himself the way he wanted to.
"Oh God. You guys are watching that trash?" Lizzy asked setting down the basket and putting her hands on her hips.
"That is a very ugly woman!" Pippin said.
"Oh that's no woman!" Lizzy said.
Then the phone rang in the kitchen. All the guys jumped and started to scream.
"Shut up! It's just the phone!" Lizzy yelled and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said.
"How's it going?" Jo asked on the other end.
"Well they just all had a heart attack when they heard the phone ring. But other than that everything is doing all right." Lizzy said and leaned against the counter.
Jo laughed. "How's Sam doing?" she asked.
"Oh. He's curled up in a ball on Trish's bed. I don't think alcohol mixes well with him." Lizzy said. "But he looks so cute and helpless."
"Yeah but just make sure he goes in the bathroom to vomit because you know Trinity would have a fit if he did it on her bed." Jo said.
"I know. I know. So what time are you coming home today?" Lizzy asked.
"Around 5. Unless the bimbo doesn't show up then I'll have to work her shift. I'm telling you if she doesn't show up I'm going to stick my foot so far up her. what. all right be right there Benny. Hey Liz, I got to go. I'll see you later. Ok. Bye." Jo said.
"All right. Bye." Lizzy said and hung up. She walked back into the living room. The guys were all looking at the laundry basket. Pippin was holding up a pink lacy bra.
"What are you doing with that?! Put that down!" Lizzy said and snatched it away from him. She put it back in the basket. "Now. I'm going to be in the laundry mat down stairs so please try not to touch anything until I come back." Lizzy said and hoisted the basket onto her hip and walked out the door.
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"Come on Eileen, oh I swear.swear. what's the rest of the words?" Marley asked. It was later that day and everyone was home. Marley was sitting on the couch and had her feet dangling over the couch arm.
"Who cares?" Trinity asked looking through a vogue magazine.
Then there was a scream from the bathroom. Everyone rushed in. Jihan was standing in front of the bathroom mirror. She held a strand of her dark red hair in her hand.
"What's wrong?!" Marley asked.
"I think I have a white hair!" Jihan said looking at it closely.
"Oh god!" Trinity said and threw her hands up in the air.
"Hey don't feel bad. Jo probably has a million of them!" Marley cracked and started to laugh. She immediately stopped when she saw Jo behind her.
"That wasn't funny." Jo said giving her a hard look.
"It was in the moment." Marley said. Everyone walked out.
"What's that smell?" Pippin asked.
"The rice!" Lizzy exclaimed. She ran to the kitchen.
Trinity settled down on the couch next to Pippin. He grinned at this and tried to snake his hand around her shoulders. She quickly took it off. He groaned. They were all watching the news.
"God! I can't believe how fake these newscasters are!" Marley said.
"Tell me about it. Look how calm they are when a breaking story comes into the news studio." Lauren said.
"Yeah. Look at this woman Caitlin Hutchinson." Marley said. Then imitated her: "Well ladies and gentlemen, I am being robbed right now so I would like to take it over to Michael Gibson for sports. Are the knicks going to win this season, Michael?" Marley said then did a fake laugh.
"Well it is part of their job to be calm." Trinity said studying a page in the magazine.
"Yeah but I mean come on, their not human! Hell if I was one of them and I had to do a breaking news story about some police chase I'd be jumping up and down saying go faster you idiots! Go faster!" Marley said. The others laughed.
"Dinners ready." Lizzy called. Everyone rushed to the kitchen to get their food. Once everyone was seated at the table they started to eat. Well for Pippin and Merry they weren't really eating, they were just swallowing vast majority of foods whole.
"So. How have you guys been liking it so far here?" Jo asked taking a bite of her chicken.
"It's very..different." Aragorn said.
"I like it!" Pippin said.
"The only reason you like it is because you get to live in a home full of women." Merry said.
"I'm not denying it." Pippin said.
"Whoa! Wait a minute here. Live? No.no..no. you guys are not LIVING here. You're just staying here temporarily. Till we find you a home." Jo said.
"Oh we have homes." Frodo said.
"Oh yes. In the shire." Sam said.
"In the what?" Lauren asked.
"OHHH! Is that a part in.what was it called again.eh.Middle earth?" Jihan asked.
"Yes. There are many villages and kingdoms in Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"Yes. While the hobbits come from the shire." Legolas explained.
"The who?" Marley asked.
"Hobbits. They're like little people." Pippin said.
"Wait who are hobbits?" Jihan asked. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin all raised their hands.
"You all don't look like little people." Lauren said.
"Well that's the strange thing. For some reason when we got transported here, we somehow grew to the normal size of men." Sam said.
"You don't here me complaining." Marley said.
"Oh. So what are you two then if your not hobbits?" Jo asked Legolas and Aragorn.
"Well I'm a ranger." Aragorn said.
"You mean a park ranger?" Jihan asked. Marley shook her head.
"Just shut up, Jihan." She said.
"No. A ranger. I'm a human." Aragorn explained.
"And I am an elf." Legolas said.
Jihan gasped. "You're an elve?" she asked.
"Elf." Marley corrected.
"That's what I said. Elve." Jihan said. (AN: Remember, Jihan's German so she has an accent so when she says some words it sounds like she's mispronouncing them.)
"Whatever." Marley said.
"Wow. I always thought that your pointy ear was some birth defect or something. I never thought it was because you were an elve." Jihan said.
"Yes. But he's not just your ordinary elf. He's a prince." Pippin said.
"Yes. Prince of Mirkwood. That's a city full of elves." Merry said.
"Wow. And a prince to!" Jihan exclaimed.
"Well it's great knowing what type of species or whatever you are. But how did you exactly get here." Jo asked.
"Well we don't exactly know." Aragorn said.
"What do you mean you don't know?" Jo asked.
"Well, we were all on our way to take the one ring to Mordor." Aragorn explained.
"Wait ALL of you went to take ONE ring to Mordor?" Marley asked.
"Well this is not an ordinary ring. This is an evil ring." Sam said.
"Oh. Of course an EVIL ring." Marley said.
"While we were walking down a path, a portal appeared and all of us fell in." Aragorn said.
"Well not all of us." Pippin said.
"Yes. Two of us were left behind." Frodo said gloomily.
"We are the fellowship no more." Legolas said.
"So who were these other two people a wizard and what a dwarf!" Marley said then started to laugh.
"Yes, actually." Legolas said. Marley stopped laughing.
"Oh." She said.
"What did they die?" Jihan asked.
"No. They did not fall into the portal. We do not know how to get back." Legolas said.
"How sad." Jihan said.
"Wait. Where did this portal appear?" Jo asked.
"In an alley. That's where I first met them." Lizzy said.
*Flashback*
Lizzy sat there. Her knees were locked together and she couldn't move. The six men looked at her. She started to scream. It's the only thing that made sense to her at the moment.
Then one of the men stepped forward. "Milady, please stop screaming." He said. His greasy black hair was over his face.
Lizzy ignored him and still continued to scream.
"Do not be alarmed. We mean no harm." Legolas said. (AN: Hey that rhymed! Don't be alarmed we mean no harm! Don't be alarmed we mean no harm! *impatient reader clearing throat.* oops sorry! Back to the story.)
Lizzy stopped screaming. Then when she noticed the bow and arrow and sword Legolas and Aragorn had she started screaming again. "Please don't kill me!" she said and shielded herself.
"We are not going to hurt you, milady. We are just very curious at how we got to this very strange looking place. Do you know where we are?" The man with the black hair asked.
"Uh..New..New York City." Lizzy stuttered.
"Where? I never heard of this place." he said.
"Well if I'm correct I think we got transported here by some strange force field." A man with very long blonde hair said.
"Hmm. What are we to do?" Aragorn asked.
Lizzy got up slowly. She dusted off her jean skirt. "You.guys aren't from around here are you?" Lizzy asked. They shook their heads no.
"Well what are your names?" Lizzy asked. They introduced themselves.
"Where did you guys come from?" she asked.
"Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"Oh well I don't know where that is." Lizzy said.
"Maybe your friend, who was with you a few moments ago, knows where it is." Pippin said.
"Oh. He was no friend. Believe me. Look. Maybe I can help you all. Um.why don't you come with me to my place and we can discuss this further." Lizzy said. They all nodded. She led them down the alleyway and turned the corner.
*End of flashback*
"So you met them in an alleyway." Jo said. Lizzy nodded. "I felt bad for them." Lizzy said.
"Do you know how many homeless people I felt bad for? But you don't see me bringing them home." Jo said.
"Well they did kind of save her from that rapist guy." Lauren said.
Jo sighed. "Do any of you have the slightest idea of how this portal appeared?" she asked.
"It might have been Saruman." Aragorn said.
"Yes. It probably was him. He does not like us very much." Legolas said.
"Well. I guess maybe, the only way to get these guys back home. Is to visit this alleyway. But not today. I'm too tired." Jo said and stretched.
"Yeah." Trinity said and got up. She started to take everyone's dishes to the kitchen.
They all sat down by the TV. Trinity didn't really feel like watching TV so she walked out onto the balcony. The whole city was lit up with bright lights. Little cars drove around on the streets. She sat down on the picnic table they had out there.
She didn't here Legolas join her outside.
"It is beautiful." He said. Trinity jumped.
"Well, you just love scaring me don't you." she said.
"Sorry. I just decided to come out here and see what you were doing." He said and sat down next to her.
"Well sometimes I like to come out here and look out at the city. It soothes me. Especially after a hard days work." She said.
"It reminds me of the Elvin city of Lothlorien. The city of lights." He said.
"It must be beautiful there." she said.
"It is. But not as beautiful as Mirkwood. My home city is very much beautiful." He said.
"You miss it don't you." she said.
He nodded. "Do you.have anyone.special there?" she asked skeptically.
"Oh. You mean a life partner? No. Not yet. But I am looking." He said.
She nodded. "Same here." She said. She looked out at the city again. "It's amazing out here." She said.
"Not as amazing as you." he said. She looked at him. Then blushed.
"You know. I don't even recognize you anymore. Without your blonde hair and old clothes. It's like you're a different person." She said. Then she reached out and ran her fingers through his black short hair affectionately. He took hold of her hand and rubbed it gently across his cheek.
"You are one of the most amazing women I have ever met." He said. She blushed again. He ran his fingers through her soft, blonde hair. "Your hair is as soft as silk." He said. She sighed as he ran his hand across her cheek.
"Oh dear." She said.
"What?" he asked.
"I know where this is headed." She said.
"Do you?" he asked. She nodded.
"You see I'll look at you and you'll look at me and then you'll bring my head in and we'll kiss." She said.
"Really." He said. She nodded. He put his hand behind her head and slowly brought her head in. Their faces were inches apart until..
"Hey Trinity! Legolas! Come here. You gotta see this guy on TV. He's hilarious!" Marley said opening the sliding glass door. They quickly straightened up.
"Ok." Trinity said she quickly got up and walked inside. Legolas sighed and followed.
AN: Hey ya'll. There's chapter 6. Sorry I took so long with it. I just couldn't figure out what to write, until Andray reviewed and said she wanted to know what had happened in the alley so I came up with the idea for this chapter. Thank you Andray! Also thank you to Dara Maeko. I'm very glad to know that you enjoyed my story. And of course thank you to Danceingfae. I'm very glad that you reviewed again and that your enjoying my story! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! And your right, Pippin is kind of a perv in this story but hey it works! = ). Ok so hopefully chapter 7 will be up soon. And don't forget to R/R. thank you to all my reviewers again!
AN: hey ya'll here's chapter 6! Thank you for those of you who reviewed I'll give you credit at the bottom. =) R/R
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Chapter 6: "The truth about the guys and a close call"
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"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" the TV chanted. The guys were all sitting on the couch, watching the Jerry Springer show. Lizzy walked in carrying a basket of laundry. She turned toward the TV. A big fat man walked on stage in a bra and panties and started to yell at his girlfriend saying that he wanted to express himself the way he wanted to.
"Oh God. You guys are watching that trash?" Lizzy asked setting down the basket and putting her hands on her hips.
"That is a very ugly woman!" Pippin said.
"Oh that's no woman!" Lizzy said.
Then the phone rang in the kitchen. All the guys jumped and started to scream.
"Shut up! It's just the phone!" Lizzy yelled and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said.
"How's it going?" Jo asked on the other end.
"Well they just all had a heart attack when they heard the phone ring. But other than that everything is doing all right." Lizzy said and leaned against the counter.
Jo laughed. "How's Sam doing?" she asked.
"Oh. He's curled up in a ball on Trish's bed. I don't think alcohol mixes well with him." Lizzy said. "But he looks so cute and helpless."
"Yeah but just make sure he goes in the bathroom to vomit because you know Trinity would have a fit if he did it on her bed." Jo said.
"I know. I know. So what time are you coming home today?" Lizzy asked.
"Around 5. Unless the bimbo doesn't show up then I'll have to work her shift. I'm telling you if she doesn't show up I'm going to stick my foot so far up her. what. all right be right there Benny. Hey Liz, I got to go. I'll see you later. Ok. Bye." Jo said.
"All right. Bye." Lizzy said and hung up. She walked back into the living room. The guys were all looking at the laundry basket. Pippin was holding up a pink lacy bra.
"What are you doing with that?! Put that down!" Lizzy said and snatched it away from him. She put it back in the basket. "Now. I'm going to be in the laundry mat down stairs so please try not to touch anything until I come back." Lizzy said and hoisted the basket onto her hip and walked out the door.
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"Come on Eileen, oh I swear.swear. what's the rest of the words?" Marley asked. It was later that day and everyone was home. Marley was sitting on the couch and had her feet dangling over the couch arm.
"Who cares?" Trinity asked looking through a vogue magazine.
Then there was a scream from the bathroom. Everyone rushed in. Jihan was standing in front of the bathroom mirror. She held a strand of her dark red hair in her hand.
"What's wrong?!" Marley asked.
"I think I have a white hair!" Jihan said looking at it closely.
"Oh god!" Trinity said and threw her hands up in the air.
"Hey don't feel bad. Jo probably has a million of them!" Marley cracked and started to laugh. She immediately stopped when she saw Jo behind her.
"That wasn't funny." Jo said giving her a hard look.
"It was in the moment." Marley said. Everyone walked out.
"What's that smell?" Pippin asked.
"The rice!" Lizzy exclaimed. She ran to the kitchen.
Trinity settled down on the couch next to Pippin. He grinned at this and tried to snake his hand around her shoulders. She quickly took it off. He groaned. They were all watching the news.
"God! I can't believe how fake these newscasters are!" Marley said.
"Tell me about it. Look how calm they are when a breaking story comes into the news studio." Lauren said.
"Yeah. Look at this woman Caitlin Hutchinson." Marley said. Then imitated her: "Well ladies and gentlemen, I am being robbed right now so I would like to take it over to Michael Gibson for sports. Are the knicks going to win this season, Michael?" Marley said then did a fake laugh.
"Well it is part of their job to be calm." Trinity said studying a page in the magazine.
"Yeah but I mean come on, their not human! Hell if I was one of them and I had to do a breaking news story about some police chase I'd be jumping up and down saying go faster you idiots! Go faster!" Marley said. The others laughed.
"Dinners ready." Lizzy called. Everyone rushed to the kitchen to get their food. Once everyone was seated at the table they started to eat. Well for Pippin and Merry they weren't really eating, they were just swallowing vast majority of foods whole.
"So. How have you guys been liking it so far here?" Jo asked taking a bite of her chicken.
"It's very..different." Aragorn said.
"I like it!" Pippin said.
"The only reason you like it is because you get to live in a home full of women." Merry said.
"I'm not denying it." Pippin said.
"Whoa! Wait a minute here. Live? No.no..no. you guys are not LIVING here. You're just staying here temporarily. Till we find you a home." Jo said.
"Oh we have homes." Frodo said.
"Oh yes. In the shire." Sam said.
"In the what?" Lauren asked.
"OHHH! Is that a part in.what was it called again.eh.Middle earth?" Jihan asked.
"Yes. There are many villages and kingdoms in Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"Yes. While the hobbits come from the shire." Legolas explained.
"The who?" Marley asked.
"Hobbits. They're like little people." Pippin said.
"Wait who are hobbits?" Jihan asked. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin all raised their hands.
"You all don't look like little people." Lauren said.
"Well that's the strange thing. For some reason when we got transported here, we somehow grew to the normal size of men." Sam said.
"You don't here me complaining." Marley said.
"Oh. So what are you two then if your not hobbits?" Jo asked Legolas and Aragorn.
"Well I'm a ranger." Aragorn said.
"You mean a park ranger?" Jihan asked. Marley shook her head.
"Just shut up, Jihan." She said.
"No. A ranger. I'm a human." Aragorn explained.
"And I am an elf." Legolas said.
Jihan gasped. "You're an elve?" she asked.
"Elf." Marley corrected.
"That's what I said. Elve." Jihan said. (AN: Remember, Jihan's German so she has an accent so when she says some words it sounds like she's mispronouncing them.)
"Whatever." Marley said.
"Wow. I always thought that your pointy ear was some birth defect or something. I never thought it was because you were an elve." Jihan said.
"Yes. But he's not just your ordinary elf. He's a prince." Pippin said.
"Yes. Prince of Mirkwood. That's a city full of elves." Merry said.
"Wow. And a prince to!" Jihan exclaimed.
"Well it's great knowing what type of species or whatever you are. But how did you exactly get here." Jo asked.
"Well we don't exactly know." Aragorn said.
"What do you mean you don't know?" Jo asked.
"Well, we were all on our way to take the one ring to Mordor." Aragorn explained.
"Wait ALL of you went to take ONE ring to Mordor?" Marley asked.
"Well this is not an ordinary ring. This is an evil ring." Sam said.
"Oh. Of course an EVIL ring." Marley said.
"While we were walking down a path, a portal appeared and all of us fell in." Aragorn said.
"Well not all of us." Pippin said.
"Yes. Two of us were left behind." Frodo said gloomily.
"We are the fellowship no more." Legolas said.
"So who were these other two people a wizard and what a dwarf!" Marley said then started to laugh.
"Yes, actually." Legolas said. Marley stopped laughing.
"Oh." She said.
"What did they die?" Jihan asked.
"No. They did not fall into the portal. We do not know how to get back." Legolas said.
"How sad." Jihan said.
"Wait. Where did this portal appear?" Jo asked.
"In an alley. That's where I first met them." Lizzy said.
*Flashback*
Lizzy sat there. Her knees were locked together and she couldn't move. The six men looked at her. She started to scream. It's the only thing that made sense to her at the moment.
Then one of the men stepped forward. "Milady, please stop screaming." He said. His greasy black hair was over his face.
Lizzy ignored him and still continued to scream.
"Do not be alarmed. We mean no harm." Legolas said. (AN: Hey that rhymed! Don't be alarmed we mean no harm! Don't be alarmed we mean no harm! *impatient reader clearing throat.* oops sorry! Back to the story.)
Lizzy stopped screaming. Then when she noticed the bow and arrow and sword Legolas and Aragorn had she started screaming again. "Please don't kill me!" she said and shielded herself.
"We are not going to hurt you, milady. We are just very curious at how we got to this very strange looking place. Do you know where we are?" The man with the black hair asked.
"Uh..New..New York City." Lizzy stuttered.
"Where? I never heard of this place." he said.
"Well if I'm correct I think we got transported here by some strange force field." A man with very long blonde hair said.
"Hmm. What are we to do?" Aragorn asked.
Lizzy got up slowly. She dusted off her jean skirt. "You.guys aren't from around here are you?" Lizzy asked. They shook their heads no.
"Well what are your names?" Lizzy asked. They introduced themselves.
"Where did you guys come from?" she asked.
"Middle earth." Aragorn said.
"Oh well I don't know where that is." Lizzy said.
"Maybe your friend, who was with you a few moments ago, knows where it is." Pippin said.
"Oh. He was no friend. Believe me. Look. Maybe I can help you all. Um.why don't you come with me to my place and we can discuss this further." Lizzy said. They all nodded. She led them down the alleyway and turned the corner.
*End of flashback*
"So you met them in an alleyway." Jo said. Lizzy nodded. "I felt bad for them." Lizzy said.
"Do you know how many homeless people I felt bad for? But you don't see me bringing them home." Jo said.
"Well they did kind of save her from that rapist guy." Lauren said.
Jo sighed. "Do any of you have the slightest idea of how this portal appeared?" she asked.
"It might have been Saruman." Aragorn said.
"Yes. It probably was him. He does not like us very much." Legolas said.
"Well. I guess maybe, the only way to get these guys back home. Is to visit this alleyway. But not today. I'm too tired." Jo said and stretched.
"Yeah." Trinity said and got up. She started to take everyone's dishes to the kitchen.
They all sat down by the TV. Trinity didn't really feel like watching TV so she walked out onto the balcony. The whole city was lit up with bright lights. Little cars drove around on the streets. She sat down on the picnic table they had out there.
She didn't here Legolas join her outside.
"It is beautiful." He said. Trinity jumped.
"Well, you just love scaring me don't you." she said.
"Sorry. I just decided to come out here and see what you were doing." He said and sat down next to her.
"Well sometimes I like to come out here and look out at the city. It soothes me. Especially after a hard days work." She said.
"It reminds me of the Elvin city of Lothlorien. The city of lights." He said.
"It must be beautiful there." she said.
"It is. But not as beautiful as Mirkwood. My home city is very much beautiful." He said.
"You miss it don't you." she said.
He nodded. "Do you.have anyone.special there?" she asked skeptically.
"Oh. You mean a life partner? No. Not yet. But I am looking." He said.
She nodded. "Same here." She said. She looked out at the city again. "It's amazing out here." She said.
"Not as amazing as you." he said. She looked at him. Then blushed.
"You know. I don't even recognize you anymore. Without your blonde hair and old clothes. It's like you're a different person." She said. Then she reached out and ran her fingers through his black short hair affectionately. He took hold of her hand and rubbed it gently across his cheek.
"You are one of the most amazing women I have ever met." He said. She blushed again. He ran his fingers through her soft, blonde hair. "Your hair is as soft as silk." He said. She sighed as he ran his hand across her cheek.
"Oh dear." She said.
"What?" he asked.
"I know where this is headed." She said.
"Do you?" he asked. She nodded.
"You see I'll look at you and you'll look at me and then you'll bring my head in and we'll kiss." She said.
"Really." He said. She nodded. He put his hand behind her head and slowly brought her head in. Their faces were inches apart until..
"Hey Trinity! Legolas! Come here. You gotta see this guy on TV. He's hilarious!" Marley said opening the sliding glass door. They quickly straightened up.
"Ok." Trinity said she quickly got up and walked inside. Legolas sighed and followed.
AN: Hey ya'll. There's chapter 6. Sorry I took so long with it. I just couldn't figure out what to write, until Andray reviewed and said she wanted to know what had happened in the alley so I came up with the idea for this chapter. Thank you Andray! Also thank you to Dara Maeko. I'm very glad to know that you enjoyed my story. And of course thank you to Danceingfae. I'm very glad that you reviewed again and that your enjoying my story! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! And your right, Pippin is kind of a perv in this story but hey it works! = ). Ok so hopefully chapter 7 will be up soon. And don't forget to R/R. thank you to all my reviewers again!