Disclaimer: I don't own anyone from the story except for the girls and
Jared.
AN: hey! Here's chapter 7. I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry it took so long I just couldn't figure out what to write about. Everyone who reviewed I'll give you credit at the bottom. = )
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Chapter 7: "Staying with Jared"
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Jo yawned and got out of bed. She walked into the living room. Everyone was asleep. She walked into the kitchen. She quickly turned around to make sure Aragorn wasn't behind her to scare her. She sighed, relieved when she saw that he wasn't. She turned around and collided into him. She screamed.
"Why do you keep doing that!" she demanded clutching her chest.
"Sorry. Next time I'll tell you when I'm behind you." he said.
"Yes. please!" Jo said.
Marley came into the kitchen. She yawned and stretched.
"Good morning." She said. Jo started to make some coffee.
"Yeah. Yeah." Jo said.
"Say Jo. Who's going to be staying with the guys today?" Marley asked.
"Oh no! I totally forgot about that!" Jo said. She smacked herself on the head.
"We can stay by ourselves!" Pippin said entering the kitchen. He has on flannel boxers and a white shirt. His hair was messy.
"Oh no! No!" Jo said shaking her finger at him.
"Well where can they go then?" Marley asked.
"Who's going where?" Lauren asked walking into the kitchen with Trinity.
"We're trying to figure out where the guys are going to go today." Marley said.
They all started to think then Marley snapped her fingers.
"Jared!" she said.
"Jared!?" Trinity asked.
"Jared." Marley said.
"My brother!" Trinity said uneasily.
"Yeah!" Marley said.
"I don't think so." Trinity said.
"Why not?!" Marley asked.
"Because your expecting my brother to take care of six guys when he could barely take care of himself!" Trinity said.
"Hey. He's the only thing we got." Jo said.
Trinity sighed. "Fine. But I don't know what he'll say." She said.
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"I hate going to his apartment!" Jihan said as they all walked down the hall of Jared's apartment building.
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"Because he always tried to hit on me!" she said.
They stopped in front of a door that had the number 69.
"Of course he would choose that apartment number." Trinity said and rolled her eyes. She knocked on the door. There was a clatter and aloud noise inside.
"Shit!" they heard someone yell inside. Then they heard some locks unlatching. The door opened.
"What are you doing here!" he asked staring at Trinity. Then he noticed Jihan. "Oh hey Jihan." He said and grinned. He had on dark blue boxers on. His brown hair was messy. She put a disgusted look on her face.
"Jared. Not now." Trinity said and pushed past him through the door.
"Hey!" he protested. Then he noticed the guys. "Who are you?"
"That's what I came here for." Trinity said picking up a dirty sock and tossed it disgustedly across the room.
"We want to know if you can watch these guys for us today." Jihan said.
"What! What do you mean watch these guys? You mean baby sit?" Jared asked.
"Yeah." Trinity said and slapped Pippin's hand as he reached for the remote control.
"Wait. I think they look old enough to take care of themselves." Jared said eyeing them.
"Look. It's a long story. I'll explain soon enough but we really got to get to work." Trinity said.
"What if I don't agree?" he asked cockily.
"I'll get Jo on your ass." She said. Jared hid behind the couch.
"She's here?!" he asked nervously.
"No it's just me and Jihan. Look please do this for me, please!" Trinity begged putting her hand on his shoulder.
Jared sighed. "All right." He said.
"Oh thank you! Thank you!" Trinity said happily then started to lean in to kiss him on the cheek. Then she noticed the dirty apartment and changed her mind.
"Thank you, Jared." Jihan said and smiled.
"Heh. Maybe you can reward me by giving me a little sugar Jihan. You know Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi." He said grinned. (AN: it took me forever to find a website that had the lyrics to that song. Because I couldn't spell it. oh and if you haven't figured it out yet its lady marmalade.)
"First off that's French. I'm German. Second not in you wildest dreams." Jihan said.
"Ok. I'll be checking up on you every few hours to see how things are going." Trinity said.
"Yeah. Whatever." He said and eyed the guys suspiciously.
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"And this, guys, is the 2003 playmate of the year." Jared said turning the page of the playboy magazine. The guys' eyes widened.
"She.she does not have any clothes on!" Sam said astonished.
"Of course not this is playboy!" Jared said.
"Are there anymore images of naked women?" Pippin asked hopefully.
"Of course! You know I like to imagine that the women in this magazine are women that I like. Like Jihan." He said dreamily.
"Marley." Merry said and looked like he was thinking of her.
"I think it is very wrong to think of the women with whom we are staying with as naked." Sam said.
"Oh come on. Tell me you wouldn't want to imagine Lizzy lying on your bed without any clothes on." Merry said.
Sam blushed. "I...I don't imagine her in any such way." He said.
"Leave him alone. He actually has respect to not think of women in that way." Legolas said.
"Oh who is this Mr. Boy scout?" Jared asked.
"I assure you I am no boy." Legolas said and his jaw stiffened.
There was a knock on the door. Jared got up and opened it. It was Jo.
"Ahhh!" Jared yelled and ran.
"You idiot I'm not here to hurt you." Jo called.
"Right. I knew that." Jared said and walked out of his hiding place trying to act cool.
"I'm just here to check on you guys during my lunch break." Jo said. She walked over to the couch. "So what have you guys been doing?"
"Oh you know hanging out, watching TV." Jared said.
"Looking at Playboy magazines." Jo said picking up the magazine from behind the pillow.
"Yea. well you know. I'm a guy." Jared said.
Then Aragorn noticed Pippin and Merry looking from the naked picture of a girl from the magazine to Jo. They tilted their heads to the side and smiled at Jo. She didn't notice though. Aragorn felt himself get angry. He smacked them across the head.
"Ouch!" Merry said.
"Why did you do that for?" Pippin demanded.
"Don't even think about." Aragorn said.
"Well. I should be out by 5 so I'll pick them up then." Jo said and headed for the door.
"Yea.yeah." Jared said and walked her out.
"God! She's so..scary." Jared said closing the door.
"Why is she scary?" Frodo asked.
"She hurts me sometimes." Jared said meekly.
"Hurts you? What do you mean?" Sam asked.
"I don't want to talk about it." Jared said.
"Do.." Frodo began.
"I don't want to talk about it." Jared repeated.
"Well I'm sure Jo won't hurt Aragorn." Pippin said slyly.
"Huh?" Jared asked.
"Shut your mouths!" Aragorn said angrily.
"Oh! I see you and Jo have something going on." Jared said and grinned.
"Going on? I do not understand." Aragorn said.
"Are you and Jo together?" Jared asked.
"What! Oh no! Never!" Aragorn said. "Yeah I wouldn't blame you. Being in a relationship with Jo is like being in a relationship with..Trinity. Cant stand them both" Jared said.
"Well Legolas can stand Trinity." Pippin said and winked at him.
"Oh yes. I forgot. Legolas slept with Trinity." Merry said.
"You slept with my sister!" Jared said angrily.
"Why yes, in the same bed." Legolas said.
"You slept with my sister!" Jared said and stood up.
"Well I was in the bed also." Aragorn said.
"Wait you slept with both of them!" Jared said.
"Yes." Aragorn said.
"So I had to sleep with Frodo, Pippin and Sam." Merry said.
"Ok. I think I need to lie down." Jared said.
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"Thank you Jared for watching the guys." Jo said. It was 5:15 and Jo was picking up the guys.
"Yeah. So what is the relationship with you girls and the guys?" Jared asked.
"It's a long story." Jo said.
"Well sooner or later you're going to have to tell me." Jared called after her as she and the guys walked down the hall.
"That's what you think." Jo called. Then he mumbled something. "What did you say?" she asked.
"Nothing. Nothing." He said and immediately closed the door.
"So did you enjoy yourselves today?" Jo asked.
"Yes. Jared told us if we ever look at a naked woman to imagine her looking like the woman that we like." Pippin said.
"That pervert!" Jo said. "But he started to act strangely when we said that Legolas had slept with Trinity." Merry said.
Jo started to laugh. "Well.uh next time. Don't mention that to anyone." She said.
AN: Hey there's chapter 7. I hope you enjoyed it. Here are my thank you's. Thank you to of course the one and only dancingfae! And to answer your question the books do not exist in my story. And I would be scared to just to think of Gimli holding a lacy bra. LOL Thank you also to Meregrin who's the one that made me hurry up and think of a new chapter to write because if it wasn't for her I would probably still be sitting here trying to think of a idea for the chapter. And of course, thank you to Dara Maeko and Andray for thinking that my story was good and telling me to keep posting. = )
AN: hey! Here's chapter 7. I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry it took so long I just couldn't figure out what to write about. Everyone who reviewed I'll give you credit at the bottom. = )
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Chapter 7: "Staying with Jared"
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Jo yawned and got out of bed. She walked into the living room. Everyone was asleep. She walked into the kitchen. She quickly turned around to make sure Aragorn wasn't behind her to scare her. She sighed, relieved when she saw that he wasn't. She turned around and collided into him. She screamed.
"Why do you keep doing that!" she demanded clutching her chest.
"Sorry. Next time I'll tell you when I'm behind you." he said.
"Yes. please!" Jo said.
Marley came into the kitchen. She yawned and stretched.
"Good morning." She said. Jo started to make some coffee.
"Yeah. Yeah." Jo said.
"Say Jo. Who's going to be staying with the guys today?" Marley asked.
"Oh no! I totally forgot about that!" Jo said. She smacked herself on the head.
"We can stay by ourselves!" Pippin said entering the kitchen. He has on flannel boxers and a white shirt. His hair was messy.
"Oh no! No!" Jo said shaking her finger at him.
"Well where can they go then?" Marley asked.
"Who's going where?" Lauren asked walking into the kitchen with Trinity.
"We're trying to figure out where the guys are going to go today." Marley said.
They all started to think then Marley snapped her fingers.
"Jared!" she said.
"Jared!?" Trinity asked.
"Jared." Marley said.
"My brother!" Trinity said uneasily.
"Yeah!" Marley said.
"I don't think so." Trinity said.
"Why not?!" Marley asked.
"Because your expecting my brother to take care of six guys when he could barely take care of himself!" Trinity said.
"Hey. He's the only thing we got." Jo said.
Trinity sighed. "Fine. But I don't know what he'll say." She said.
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"I hate going to his apartment!" Jihan said as they all walked down the hall of Jared's apartment building.
"Why?" Pippin asked.
"Because he always tried to hit on me!" she said.
They stopped in front of a door that had the number 69.
"Of course he would choose that apartment number." Trinity said and rolled her eyes. She knocked on the door. There was a clatter and aloud noise inside.
"Shit!" they heard someone yell inside. Then they heard some locks unlatching. The door opened.
"What are you doing here!" he asked staring at Trinity. Then he noticed Jihan. "Oh hey Jihan." He said and grinned. He had on dark blue boxers on. His brown hair was messy. She put a disgusted look on her face.
"Jared. Not now." Trinity said and pushed past him through the door.
"Hey!" he protested. Then he noticed the guys. "Who are you?"
"That's what I came here for." Trinity said picking up a dirty sock and tossed it disgustedly across the room.
"We want to know if you can watch these guys for us today." Jihan said.
"What! What do you mean watch these guys? You mean baby sit?" Jared asked.
"Yeah." Trinity said and slapped Pippin's hand as he reached for the remote control.
"Wait. I think they look old enough to take care of themselves." Jared said eyeing them.
"Look. It's a long story. I'll explain soon enough but we really got to get to work." Trinity said.
"What if I don't agree?" he asked cockily.
"I'll get Jo on your ass." She said. Jared hid behind the couch.
"She's here?!" he asked nervously.
"No it's just me and Jihan. Look please do this for me, please!" Trinity begged putting her hand on his shoulder.
Jared sighed. "All right." He said.
"Oh thank you! Thank you!" Trinity said happily then started to lean in to kiss him on the cheek. Then she noticed the dirty apartment and changed her mind.
"Thank you, Jared." Jihan said and smiled.
"Heh. Maybe you can reward me by giving me a little sugar Jihan. You know Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi." He said grinned. (AN: it took me forever to find a website that had the lyrics to that song. Because I couldn't spell it. oh and if you haven't figured it out yet its lady marmalade.)
"First off that's French. I'm German. Second not in you wildest dreams." Jihan said.
"Ok. I'll be checking up on you every few hours to see how things are going." Trinity said.
"Yeah. Whatever." He said and eyed the guys suspiciously.
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"And this, guys, is the 2003 playmate of the year." Jared said turning the page of the playboy magazine. The guys' eyes widened.
"She.she does not have any clothes on!" Sam said astonished.
"Of course not this is playboy!" Jared said.
"Are there anymore images of naked women?" Pippin asked hopefully.
"Of course! You know I like to imagine that the women in this magazine are women that I like. Like Jihan." He said dreamily.
"Marley." Merry said and looked like he was thinking of her.
"I think it is very wrong to think of the women with whom we are staying with as naked." Sam said.
"Oh come on. Tell me you wouldn't want to imagine Lizzy lying on your bed without any clothes on." Merry said.
Sam blushed. "I...I don't imagine her in any such way." He said.
"Leave him alone. He actually has respect to not think of women in that way." Legolas said.
"Oh who is this Mr. Boy scout?" Jared asked.
"I assure you I am no boy." Legolas said and his jaw stiffened.
There was a knock on the door. Jared got up and opened it. It was Jo.
"Ahhh!" Jared yelled and ran.
"You idiot I'm not here to hurt you." Jo called.
"Right. I knew that." Jared said and walked out of his hiding place trying to act cool.
"I'm just here to check on you guys during my lunch break." Jo said. She walked over to the couch. "So what have you guys been doing?"
"Oh you know hanging out, watching TV." Jared said.
"Looking at Playboy magazines." Jo said picking up the magazine from behind the pillow.
"Yea. well you know. I'm a guy." Jared said.
Then Aragorn noticed Pippin and Merry looking from the naked picture of a girl from the magazine to Jo. They tilted their heads to the side and smiled at Jo. She didn't notice though. Aragorn felt himself get angry. He smacked them across the head.
"Ouch!" Merry said.
"Why did you do that for?" Pippin demanded.
"Don't even think about." Aragorn said.
"Well. I should be out by 5 so I'll pick them up then." Jo said and headed for the door.
"Yea.yeah." Jared said and walked her out.
"God! She's so..scary." Jared said closing the door.
"Why is she scary?" Frodo asked.
"She hurts me sometimes." Jared said meekly.
"Hurts you? What do you mean?" Sam asked.
"I don't want to talk about it." Jared said.
"Do.." Frodo began.
"I don't want to talk about it." Jared repeated.
"Well I'm sure Jo won't hurt Aragorn." Pippin said slyly.
"Huh?" Jared asked.
"Shut your mouths!" Aragorn said angrily.
"Oh! I see you and Jo have something going on." Jared said and grinned.
"Going on? I do not understand." Aragorn said.
"Are you and Jo together?" Jared asked.
"What! Oh no! Never!" Aragorn said. "Yeah I wouldn't blame you. Being in a relationship with Jo is like being in a relationship with..Trinity. Cant stand them both" Jared said.
"Well Legolas can stand Trinity." Pippin said and winked at him.
"Oh yes. I forgot. Legolas slept with Trinity." Merry said.
"You slept with my sister!" Jared said angrily.
"Why yes, in the same bed." Legolas said.
"You slept with my sister!" Jared said and stood up.
"Well I was in the bed also." Aragorn said.
"Wait you slept with both of them!" Jared said.
"Yes." Aragorn said.
"So I had to sleep with Frodo, Pippin and Sam." Merry said.
"Ok. I think I need to lie down." Jared said.
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"Thank you Jared for watching the guys." Jo said. It was 5:15 and Jo was picking up the guys.
"Yeah. So what is the relationship with you girls and the guys?" Jared asked.
"It's a long story." Jo said.
"Well sooner or later you're going to have to tell me." Jared called after her as she and the guys walked down the hall.
"That's what you think." Jo called. Then he mumbled something. "What did you say?" she asked.
"Nothing. Nothing." He said and immediately closed the door.
"So did you enjoy yourselves today?" Jo asked.
"Yes. Jared told us if we ever look at a naked woman to imagine her looking like the woman that we like." Pippin said.
"That pervert!" Jo said. "But he started to act strangely when we said that Legolas had slept with Trinity." Merry said.
Jo started to laugh. "Well.uh next time. Don't mention that to anyone." She said.
AN: Hey there's chapter 7. I hope you enjoyed it. Here are my thank you's. Thank you to of course the one and only dancingfae! And to answer your question the books do not exist in my story. And I would be scared to just to think of Gimli holding a lacy bra. LOL Thank you also to Meregrin who's the one that made me hurry up and think of a new chapter to write because if it wasn't for her I would probably still be sitting here trying to think of a idea for the chapter. And of course, thank you to Dara Maeko and Andray for thinking that my story was good and telling me to keep posting. = )