~Legally Green~
Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of the characters in the story except Clix. Everyone else is sole property of Eoin Colfer, other than Hanna Chlora, Mandal Brini, and O'Riley, owned by Redwaterrising (Paranoia and Her Gun). She also owns the LEBI.
Note: I know I started this story once before, but since my friend, Bewareofblonde changed her story, and I had to change mine so it would make sense. And I know my other one wasn't that good anyway, so I hope you like this version better. If you do, please review! If not, review anyway! I am open to constructive criticism! But please, my muse has taken a break, so it might not be what you thought, so please, don't flame me! And remember, pineapples do not have sleeves! (And if you saw that on someone's profile, that's my sister's, willow-somthinorother, I think, I'll have to ask her what it is. So, I'll stop rambling, and let you read my fic! I was Hermionegurl somthin-or-other, but I decided to change.
~Chapter 1: The LEBI~
"Wake up, Clix! It's the first day of your demotion! Get up, sis!"
Clix woke with a look that could scare a troll on her face.
Clix Verbil was Chix Verbil's twin sister. She had short, dark green hair, mildly pointed ears, and bright green eyes. And she was very tall for a sprite. At about 4¾ ft. tall, most everybody had to look up to see her. Add to that the fact she loved to fly, and you would probably get the picture that her head was always in the clouds (pardon the pun). Also, she was usually very pretty, but at the moment...well, you get the idea. She had just woken up, and she's not a morning sprite.
Now, about the demotion Chix mentioned. A few days before, former LEP officer Clix was on duty at Disneyland Paris, working on a big case after escaped goblins. And, of course, Disneyland would be one place you could hide fairy magic, right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!?!?(Sorry, got a little carried away there. Hormones) As I was saying, that's what every LEP sprite would think, right? Well, Clix saw that as means to leave off her shield. Picture this: Clix spots goblins. Goblins fire at Clix. Mud People notice firing. BIG PROBLEM!!!!!!!
It was a total catastrophe. They had to stop time, and modify every Mud Person's memory in the park. Root had then yelled at her for about 3 hours, and demoted her to the LEBI (refer to Paranoia and Her Gun for definition.)
After a while, Clix finally got out of bed. She walked into the kitchen just in time to hear her brother say as he rushed out the door, "Made you some coffee, gotta go!" "But you don't know how to make coffee!" Clix yelled at the closed door.
"Oh, well. I guess it can't be too bad." She said to herself.
She picked up the pot of coffee on the kitchen table, and poured herself some, not noticing the coffee tin next to it that read: "Frond's Best Ultra- Ultra Caffeinated Coffee!"
"Whoa, this is good!" Clix said aloud. "This is really Really REALLY GOOD! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And she started turning circles on the sport, spilling coffee everywhere.
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Whatcha Think? I hope you liked it. REVIEW!!!! Go on, click the little button down there. No flames please. I'll take constructive criticism.
Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of the characters in the story except Clix. Everyone else is sole property of Eoin Colfer, other than Hanna Chlora, Mandal Brini, and O'Riley, owned by Redwaterrising (Paranoia and Her Gun). She also owns the LEBI.
Note: I know I started this story once before, but since my friend, Bewareofblonde changed her story, and I had to change mine so it would make sense. And I know my other one wasn't that good anyway, so I hope you like this version better. If you do, please review! If not, review anyway! I am open to constructive criticism! But please, my muse has taken a break, so it might not be what you thought, so please, don't flame me! And remember, pineapples do not have sleeves! (And if you saw that on someone's profile, that's my sister's, willow-somthinorother, I think, I'll have to ask her what it is. So, I'll stop rambling, and let you read my fic! I was Hermionegurl somthin-or-other, but I decided to change.
~Chapter 1: The LEBI~
"Wake up, Clix! It's the first day of your demotion! Get up, sis!"
Clix woke with a look that could scare a troll on her face.
Clix Verbil was Chix Verbil's twin sister. She had short, dark green hair, mildly pointed ears, and bright green eyes. And she was very tall for a sprite. At about 4¾ ft. tall, most everybody had to look up to see her. Add to that the fact she loved to fly, and you would probably get the picture that her head was always in the clouds (pardon the pun). Also, she was usually very pretty, but at the moment...well, you get the idea. She had just woken up, and she's not a morning sprite.
Now, about the demotion Chix mentioned. A few days before, former LEP officer Clix was on duty at Disneyland Paris, working on a big case after escaped goblins. And, of course, Disneyland would be one place you could hide fairy magic, right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!?!?(Sorry, got a little carried away there. Hormones) As I was saying, that's what every LEP sprite would think, right? Well, Clix saw that as means to leave off her shield. Picture this: Clix spots goblins. Goblins fire at Clix. Mud People notice firing. BIG PROBLEM!!!!!!!
It was a total catastrophe. They had to stop time, and modify every Mud Person's memory in the park. Root had then yelled at her for about 3 hours, and demoted her to the LEBI (refer to Paranoia and Her Gun for definition.)
After a while, Clix finally got out of bed. She walked into the kitchen just in time to hear her brother say as he rushed out the door, "Made you some coffee, gotta go!" "But you don't know how to make coffee!" Clix yelled at the closed door.
"Oh, well. I guess it can't be too bad." She said to herself.
She picked up the pot of coffee on the kitchen table, and poured herself some, not noticing the coffee tin next to it that read: "Frond's Best Ultra- Ultra Caffeinated Coffee!"
"Whoa, this is good!" Clix said aloud. "This is really Really REALLY GOOD! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And she started turning circles on the sport, spilling coffee everywhere.
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Whatcha Think? I hope you liked it. REVIEW!!!! Go on, click the little button down there. No flames please. I'll take constructive criticism.