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AN: All right. Here's chapter 9! I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter and as always credits are at the bottom. R/R
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Chapter 9: "The night out with Jared that changed everything."
"Not again!" Jared said opening the door.
"Shut up." Trinity said letting the guys in.
Frodo, Pippin, Merry and Sam all turned on the television and started to watch TV.
"I'm getting out early so I'll pick them up at like 3. And let me tell you something. If you tell them anything that has to do with women and nakedness I will go after you." Trinity said.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Jared said.
"Oh please. Do you know that all week they were looking at us as if we had a sign that said free sex over our heads?!" Trinity said.
"If the shoe fits." Jared mumbled. Trinity smacked him across the head.
"Shut up! Remember, we're not your girlfriend." Trinity said.
"Hey!" Jared said.
"Look, I'm warning you. Don't give them any funny ideas." Trinity said.
"Why are you treating them like babies? They seem like perfectly grown men to me." Jared said.
"Because..Just listen to me for once ok." Trinity said.
"Whatever." Jared said.
He closed the door after Trinity.
"Man! Women!" Jared said and jumped onto the couch.
"Hey Jared." Pippin said.
"Yeah." Jared responded.
"Do you have any more of those, what did you call them? Uh.. magazines?" Pippin asked.
Jared chuckled "You really like them, huh? Naw, I can't. I have to listen to Trinity. I feel like being nice today."
"Oh.ok." Pippin said disappointed.
"Sorry kid. I think I need to put them away for a long time." Jared said putting his hands behind his head.
"Why?" Merry asked.
"Because of Jackie." Jared said.
"Jackie?" Frodo asked.
"Who's Jackie?" Sam asked.
"The love of my life." Jared said.
"Really." Aragorn said.
"Yep. Met her yesterday." Jared said.
"What yesterday!" Aragorn exclaimed.
"Yep. So I was walking onto the subway coming home from a night on the town and I ask this lady politely 'Yo baby can you move over'. And she goes and says, 'listen ass I aint got to move ova for you.' and after she said those words I was in love with her." Jared said and smiled.
They looked at him as if he were crazy.
"Is she pretty?" Pippin asked.
"Oh yeah. She's a beauty! Especially in that area!" Jared said winking and started to nudge Aragorn. Aragorn looked at him.
"Hey man! Lighten up. I think Jo's getting to your head man." Jared said.
"Jo is not getting to my head." Aragorn argued.
"Yeah right. You know I'm amazed how you guys haven't done any of the girls." Jared said shoving a handful of potato chips in his mouth.
"What do you mean?" Pippin asked.
"I mean if I was living with a bunch of girls I would have already gotten to KNOW them." Jared said and winked
"Well. we don't think the girls will allow us to." Merry said.
"But we want to." Pippin said.
"I don't." Legolas said.
"Same here." Aragorn said.
"Why?!" Jared asked.
"We respect the women to much." Legolas said.
"So you can respect women and get something on the side to you know." Jared said. "Look, how bout I take you guys out tonight."
"With you?" Sam asked.
"No the president. Yes me!" Jared said.
"I don't know.." Legolas said.
"The girls wont like it." Aragorn said.
"What!? You let them rule your lives?" Jared asked.
"No." Merry said.
"Then..come on! You'll meet a lot of new girls." Jared said.
"Girls! I like girls!" Pippin said.
'Yeah exactly! Come on!" Jared said. "What about Jackie?" Aragorn asked.
"Oh.well..she'll understand." Jared said.
"All right." Aragorn said.
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"No! Absolutely not!" Jo said.
"Come on, Jo! These guys need to go out tonight." Jared urged.
It was 9:00 at night and Jared was at the girl's apartment trying to convince them to let the guys go.
"No they don't need to go out. They're not dying are they? So they don't NEED to go out." Jo said.
"Jo why are you guarding them like they're little kids? They're fully grown men. They need to find women because obviously you girls aren't paying attention to them." Jared said.
"Hey! We pay them a lot of attention!" Jihan spoke up.
"Not in that way!" Jared said.
"So what. You're going to get them some prostitutes to satisfy they're needs! Because we're not going to sleep with them!" Jo yelled.
"Jo they're men! They're going to have these needs and you guys aren't going to give them the satisfaction.." Jared said.
"Well excuse us if we actually have respect for ourselves." Marley said angrily.
"You know how about letting us speak." Pippin said.
"Ok. What do you need to say?" Jo asked.
"We want to go. We want to meet more girls." Pippin said.
"Oh that's all you care about huh? Girls. Girls. Girls. Well you know what go. Go girl crazy. Go out tonight. Hope you all get laid." Jo said and walked out of the living room. Her bedroom door slammed.
"Trinity.." Legolas said.
"Yes, Legolas." Trinity said.
"You know I respect you right." Legolas said.
Trinity smiled.
"I know." She said.
"But I think that sometimes its time to meet new girls." He said.
"I know. But please think about what you do before you do it." she said. He nodded.
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"Isn't this great!" Jared yelled over the music in the club.
"Amazing!" Merry yelled dancing with a blonde.
"Where's Legolas?" Jared asked.
"Over there." Pippin said.
They looked to see Legolas against the bar. A tall dark haired girl was talking close to him. She kept running her hands through his black hair. He looked a little uneasy. A few spaces down Aragorn was sitting down drinking a beer. A blonde girl touched his shoulder. He turned toward her.
"Hi. I'm Kiki. What's your name?" she asked and smiled.
"Aragorn." He responded.
"That's a unique name. But I like it." she said.
Across the club four girls were spying on the guys.
"I can not believe we're following them." Jihan said trying to look at Pippin through a couple dancing.
"Yeah well. I just hope they don't do anything..." Marley said squeezing past a couple.
"Why is that girl touching Frodo like that? Oh no I'm about to.." Lauren said and was about to walk toward them but Lizzy pulled her back.
"They can't see us!" she said.
"Ugh!!!!" she said frustrated.
"God Merry looks really good in those pants." Marley said without thinking.
They all looked at her. "Sorry." She said. Then the brunette that was dancing with Sam kissed him. Lizzy took a deep breath. Sam pulled back.
"You guys why are we torturing ourselves like this?" Lizzy asked.
"Because..I don't know." Jihan said.
"Why don't we just leave?" Lizzy asked.
"No I want to see what this girl does next." Lauren said staring at the Frodo and the girl dancing.
"Lauren!" Marley said.
"Come on a few more minutes!" Lauren said. That few more minutes turned into an hour before they knew people were walking past them to leave.
"You guys come on lets leave nothing happened." Marley said. They all nodded and started to walk out.
They were walking out when they heard some familiar voices behind them.
"That's such a cute name! Pippin!" a high pitched voice said. They turned to see the guys walking out with some girls.
"Come on let's go I don't want to see what happens next." Marley said. The girls and her left.
"Why don't you come..keep me company tonight." A girl asked attaching herself to Merry's arm.
"Uh..Well.I don't think Marley would like that." Merry said.
"Marley?" the girl asked.
"Yeah! She's amazing." Merry said.
"Who is this Marley girl?" the girl demanded.
"What did you call me!" the girl with Frodo exclaimed.
"Uh.." Frodo said.
"You called me Lauren!" she said.
"Why don't you like me?" The girl with Sam asked.
"Because.your not...Lizzy." Sam said.
"Ok what is going on here." The girl with Legolas asked. Everyone looked at her.
"All you guys are talking about are these girls." The girl with Pippin said.
"That's all you've been talking about all night!" the girl with Merry said.
"Are these girls your girlfriends?" Kiki asked.
"No..but." Pippin said.
"What's going on here?" Jared asked walking out with a red head.
"Trying to figure out who these girls are." The girl with Frodo said.
"Oh man! You guys haven't been talking about Jo and the others have you!" Jared asked.
"Yes they have! And you know what they can go be with them because we're leaving." Kiki said. The girls nodded and walked away.
"Are you guy's crazy?! I thought you wanted to meet new girls!" Jared exclaimed.
"We thought so to." Legolas said.
"I cannot believe you guys!" Jared said.
"We can't believe you! You have a girlfriend and you're kissing this girl!" Frodo said.
"Girlfriend!?" the girl exclaimed.
"Uh.." Jared said.
"Whatever!" the girl said and walked away.
"Wait! Sherry! Come back!" he called after her. The girl flicked him off.
"Well! Thanks a lot guys!" Jared yelled. "Let's just go. Maybe your damn "Girl friends" will boss you around more!"
****************** Jo opened the refrigerator, peered in, and then closed it. Then she paced the kitchen and opened the refrigerator again.
"You know, every time you open the door the same food is going to be there." Marley commented sitting on the counter.
"I know! I'm just really frustrated right now! The guys walking out with girls." Jo said.
"I know. I thought Legolas would..I don't know. I thought he was different then most guys." Trinity said staring out the kitchen window onto the streets.
"I think we all thought that about the guys." Lauren said.
"But of course those girls were like super models. So Sam would have gone with one, I mean who would want someone chubby like me." Lizzy said.
"Lizzy. Come on! Don't put yourself down like that." Marley said.
"You guys! I have a plan!" Jo said suddenly.
"What?" Trinity asked.
"So we figured out that the guys want girls who throw themselves at them, right?" Jo said.
They nodded.
"So..why don't we play a trick on them to see how much they like those girls once we turn into them." Jo said.
"Ooh! That's good! They'll be freaking out!" Marley said.
"Yup! Let's put our plan to work tomorrow." Jo said. They all agreed smiling.
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AN: Oh my! There's chapter 9. I hope you guys like it! I honestly wasn't going to write that. It was going to be something totally different but it came out that way. Well here are the shout outs: First to the one and only Meregrin. I made this one a lot longer so I hope your happy! LOL. And don't wry bout the Lauren/Frodo thing some things might happen. *Wink* Next to Tap-dancing hobbit! Thank you for liking my last chapter it means a lot to me! I know it's about time for the girls to start realizing that they like the guys. They can be very stubborn when it comes to that. Next to Grace thank you for liking my story ^-^. Last but of course not least to Andray thank you for reviewing! I know that its outrageous how Jo's sister acts that's exactly why she doesn't keep in touch with her much. LOL. Well you guys the next chapter will be out hopefully soon if I'm not to busy working out or trying to work out heh heh ^-^' I hope you guys like this chapter R/R!
AN: All right. Here's chapter 9! I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter and as always credits are at the bottom. R/R
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Chapter 9: "The night out with Jared that changed everything."
"Not again!" Jared said opening the door.
"Shut up." Trinity said letting the guys in.
Frodo, Pippin, Merry and Sam all turned on the television and started to watch TV.
"I'm getting out early so I'll pick them up at like 3. And let me tell you something. If you tell them anything that has to do with women and nakedness I will go after you." Trinity said.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Jared said.
"Oh please. Do you know that all week they were looking at us as if we had a sign that said free sex over our heads?!" Trinity said.
"If the shoe fits." Jared mumbled. Trinity smacked him across the head.
"Shut up! Remember, we're not your girlfriend." Trinity said.
"Hey!" Jared said.
"Look, I'm warning you. Don't give them any funny ideas." Trinity said.
"Why are you treating them like babies? They seem like perfectly grown men to me." Jared said.
"Because..Just listen to me for once ok." Trinity said.
"Whatever." Jared said.
He closed the door after Trinity.
"Man! Women!" Jared said and jumped onto the couch.
"Hey Jared." Pippin said.
"Yeah." Jared responded.
"Do you have any more of those, what did you call them? Uh.. magazines?" Pippin asked.
Jared chuckled "You really like them, huh? Naw, I can't. I have to listen to Trinity. I feel like being nice today."
"Oh.ok." Pippin said disappointed.
"Sorry kid. I think I need to put them away for a long time." Jared said putting his hands behind his head.
"Why?" Merry asked.
"Because of Jackie." Jared said.
"Jackie?" Frodo asked.
"Who's Jackie?" Sam asked.
"The love of my life." Jared said.
"Really." Aragorn said.
"Yep. Met her yesterday." Jared said.
"What yesterday!" Aragorn exclaimed.
"Yep. So I was walking onto the subway coming home from a night on the town and I ask this lady politely 'Yo baby can you move over'. And she goes and says, 'listen ass I aint got to move ova for you.' and after she said those words I was in love with her." Jared said and smiled.
They looked at him as if he were crazy.
"Is she pretty?" Pippin asked.
"Oh yeah. She's a beauty! Especially in that area!" Jared said winking and started to nudge Aragorn. Aragorn looked at him.
"Hey man! Lighten up. I think Jo's getting to your head man." Jared said.
"Jo is not getting to my head." Aragorn argued.
"Yeah right. You know I'm amazed how you guys haven't done any of the girls." Jared said shoving a handful of potato chips in his mouth.
"What do you mean?" Pippin asked.
"I mean if I was living with a bunch of girls I would have already gotten to KNOW them." Jared said and winked
"Well. we don't think the girls will allow us to." Merry said.
"But we want to." Pippin said.
"I don't." Legolas said.
"Same here." Aragorn said.
"Why?!" Jared asked.
"We respect the women to much." Legolas said.
"So you can respect women and get something on the side to you know." Jared said. "Look, how bout I take you guys out tonight."
"With you?" Sam asked.
"No the president. Yes me!" Jared said.
"I don't know.." Legolas said.
"The girls wont like it." Aragorn said.
"What!? You let them rule your lives?" Jared asked.
"No." Merry said.
"Then..come on! You'll meet a lot of new girls." Jared said.
"Girls! I like girls!" Pippin said.
'Yeah exactly! Come on!" Jared said. "What about Jackie?" Aragorn asked.
"Oh.well..she'll understand." Jared said.
"All right." Aragorn said.
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"No! Absolutely not!" Jo said.
"Come on, Jo! These guys need to go out tonight." Jared urged.
It was 9:00 at night and Jared was at the girl's apartment trying to convince them to let the guys go.
"No they don't need to go out. They're not dying are they? So they don't NEED to go out." Jo said.
"Jo why are you guarding them like they're little kids? They're fully grown men. They need to find women because obviously you girls aren't paying attention to them." Jared said.
"Hey! We pay them a lot of attention!" Jihan spoke up.
"Not in that way!" Jared said.
"So what. You're going to get them some prostitutes to satisfy they're needs! Because we're not going to sleep with them!" Jo yelled.
"Jo they're men! They're going to have these needs and you guys aren't going to give them the satisfaction.." Jared said.
"Well excuse us if we actually have respect for ourselves." Marley said angrily.
"You know how about letting us speak." Pippin said.
"Ok. What do you need to say?" Jo asked.
"We want to go. We want to meet more girls." Pippin said.
"Oh that's all you care about huh? Girls. Girls. Girls. Well you know what go. Go girl crazy. Go out tonight. Hope you all get laid." Jo said and walked out of the living room. Her bedroom door slammed.
"Trinity.." Legolas said.
"Yes, Legolas." Trinity said.
"You know I respect you right." Legolas said.
Trinity smiled.
"I know." She said.
"But I think that sometimes its time to meet new girls." He said.
"I know. But please think about what you do before you do it." she said. He nodded.
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"Isn't this great!" Jared yelled over the music in the club.
"Amazing!" Merry yelled dancing with a blonde.
"Where's Legolas?" Jared asked.
"Over there." Pippin said.
They looked to see Legolas against the bar. A tall dark haired girl was talking close to him. She kept running her hands through his black hair. He looked a little uneasy. A few spaces down Aragorn was sitting down drinking a beer. A blonde girl touched his shoulder. He turned toward her.
"Hi. I'm Kiki. What's your name?" she asked and smiled.
"Aragorn." He responded.
"That's a unique name. But I like it." she said.
Across the club four girls were spying on the guys.
"I can not believe we're following them." Jihan said trying to look at Pippin through a couple dancing.
"Yeah well. I just hope they don't do anything..." Marley said squeezing past a couple.
"Why is that girl touching Frodo like that? Oh no I'm about to.." Lauren said and was about to walk toward them but Lizzy pulled her back.
"They can't see us!" she said.
"Ugh!!!!" she said frustrated.
"God Merry looks really good in those pants." Marley said without thinking.
They all looked at her. "Sorry." She said. Then the brunette that was dancing with Sam kissed him. Lizzy took a deep breath. Sam pulled back.
"You guys why are we torturing ourselves like this?" Lizzy asked.
"Because..I don't know." Jihan said.
"Why don't we just leave?" Lizzy asked.
"No I want to see what this girl does next." Lauren said staring at the Frodo and the girl dancing.
"Lauren!" Marley said.
"Come on a few more minutes!" Lauren said. That few more minutes turned into an hour before they knew people were walking past them to leave.
"You guys come on lets leave nothing happened." Marley said. They all nodded and started to walk out.
They were walking out when they heard some familiar voices behind them.
"That's such a cute name! Pippin!" a high pitched voice said. They turned to see the guys walking out with some girls.
"Come on let's go I don't want to see what happens next." Marley said. The girls and her left.
"Why don't you come..keep me company tonight." A girl asked attaching herself to Merry's arm.
"Uh..Well.I don't think Marley would like that." Merry said.
"Marley?" the girl asked.
"Yeah! She's amazing." Merry said.
"Who is this Marley girl?" the girl demanded.
"What did you call me!" the girl with Frodo exclaimed.
"Uh.." Frodo said.
"You called me Lauren!" she said.
"Why don't you like me?" The girl with Sam asked.
"Because.your not...Lizzy." Sam said.
"Ok what is going on here." The girl with Legolas asked. Everyone looked at her.
"All you guys are talking about are these girls." The girl with Pippin said.
"That's all you've been talking about all night!" the girl with Merry said.
"Are these girls your girlfriends?" Kiki asked.
"No..but." Pippin said.
"What's going on here?" Jared asked walking out with a red head.
"Trying to figure out who these girls are." The girl with Frodo said.
"Oh man! You guys haven't been talking about Jo and the others have you!" Jared asked.
"Yes they have! And you know what they can go be with them because we're leaving." Kiki said. The girls nodded and walked away.
"Are you guy's crazy?! I thought you wanted to meet new girls!" Jared exclaimed.
"We thought so to." Legolas said.
"I cannot believe you guys!" Jared said.
"We can't believe you! You have a girlfriend and you're kissing this girl!" Frodo said.
"Girlfriend!?" the girl exclaimed.
"Uh.." Jared said.
"Whatever!" the girl said and walked away.
"Wait! Sherry! Come back!" he called after her. The girl flicked him off.
"Well! Thanks a lot guys!" Jared yelled. "Let's just go. Maybe your damn "Girl friends" will boss you around more!"
****************** Jo opened the refrigerator, peered in, and then closed it. Then she paced the kitchen and opened the refrigerator again.
"You know, every time you open the door the same food is going to be there." Marley commented sitting on the counter.
"I know! I'm just really frustrated right now! The guys walking out with girls." Jo said.
"I know. I thought Legolas would..I don't know. I thought he was different then most guys." Trinity said staring out the kitchen window onto the streets.
"I think we all thought that about the guys." Lauren said.
"But of course those girls were like super models. So Sam would have gone with one, I mean who would want someone chubby like me." Lizzy said.
"Lizzy. Come on! Don't put yourself down like that." Marley said.
"You guys! I have a plan!" Jo said suddenly.
"What?" Trinity asked.
"So we figured out that the guys want girls who throw themselves at them, right?" Jo said.
They nodded.
"So..why don't we play a trick on them to see how much they like those girls once we turn into them." Jo said.
"Ooh! That's good! They'll be freaking out!" Marley said.
"Yup! Let's put our plan to work tomorrow." Jo said. They all agreed smiling.
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AN: Oh my! There's chapter 9. I hope you guys like it! I honestly wasn't going to write that. It was going to be something totally different but it came out that way. Well here are the shout outs: First to the one and only Meregrin. I made this one a lot longer so I hope your happy! LOL. And don't wry bout the Lauren/Frodo thing some things might happen. *Wink* Next to Tap-dancing hobbit! Thank you for liking my last chapter it means a lot to me! I know it's about time for the girls to start realizing that they like the guys. They can be very stubborn when it comes to that. Next to Grace thank you for liking my story ^-^. Last but of course not least to Andray thank you for reviewing! I know that its outrageous how Jo's sister acts that's exactly why she doesn't keep in touch with her much. LOL. Well you guys the next chapter will be out hopefully soon if I'm not to busy working out or trying to work out heh heh ^-^' I hope you guys like this chapter R/R!