(Author Note): Wow I know what you're all thinking out there… "What the hell is this girl's damage?" Well, I don't know the answer to that question. But hey you must admit, this could turn out pretty funny!

Before reading, there are some changes to the storyline, to make it more compatible with that of TLK:

Bob and Dot are King and Queen. (Equal to Mufasa and Sarabi)

Enzo is their son. (Simba)

AndrAIa is Enzo's best friend/betrothed (Nala)

Megabyte is Bob's evil, corrupted brother (Scar)

Hack, Slash and Hexadecimal are Megabyte's cronies (Bonzai, Shenzi and Ed)

Phong is the dedicated friend and 'shaman' of Mainframe (Rafiki)

Cecil is the stuck-up advisor to the royal family (Zazu)

Mouse and Surfr are the care-free pals living in the Web (Timon and Pumbaa)

And just a friendly reminder:

            Nano = minute

            Micro = hour

            Second = day

            Minute = month

            Hour = year

The Cycle of Life

(A ReBoot/Lion King Parody)

Prologue

It was a bright, beautiful second in which all the binomes, numerals and sprites were summoned to the Principle office. All of Mainframe was crowded around the outside of the building, watching in awe and respect as Phong came out, holding a newborn sprite…

"Bless the user, isn't he precious?"

"Looks like a little green virus if you ask me!"

"Doesn't look at all like his father if you ask me! That Dot, wonder if she—"

"That's basic! How could you say such a thing! Just because the child looks like his mother…"

"Oh would you all just shut up!"

"What?" 1

So, as said before, all of Mainframe watched in awe and admiration as the young Mainframe prince was held up by Phong for all to see…

"Dear user! Suppose he dropped the child?"

"He wouldn't!"

"Well, the old bat could lose his grip…"

"Nope, it would never happen."

"How could you be so sure?"

"Well, the story just began. The prince isn't going to die. Then there'd be no story. And furthermore—"

"SHUT UP I SAID!"

"What?" 1

Bob and Dot stood before Phong as he held their beloved baby son for all of Mainframe to see. "Oh, Bob, just look at him! Isn't he just to be deleted for?"

"Well, I hope not. Sure do hope I don't get deleted anytime soon." He paused and thought for a nano, a quizzical look on his face.

Somewhere, out of the blue, lyrics to a song could be heard, ever so faintly…

It's the Cycle of Life

And it moves us all

Through crashes and restarts

Through games and love

Till we find our function

In the Net unending

In the Cycle

The Cycle of Life

"…….What?" 1

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1.         Meant to be "Al," the loveable yet hard of hearing character from "Al's Wait and Eat"