Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Songs: Sometimes I have songs that a character is singing or dancing to. In this chapter there is "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King
Chapter 2 - August 2nd
"Oh, God, let's get outta here!" Raven said as she, James, Remus, and Sirius stumbled out of the deserted club.
"Good God! It's two o'clock in the morning. Do you always work this late?" inquired Sirius.
"Afraid so," Raven answered.
"Where are we goin?" he asked.
"My house. C'mon, nobody's there," Raven led them down the street to a cute little white house.
"You live here by yourself?" asked Sirius, staring up at the house.
"Well, Remy and James have been sleeping over every night," answered Raven.
"When can I move in?" asked Sirius.
"Sirius is gonna run away from home," explained James.
"Oh. Well you can move in just as soon as you start paying the rent," said Raven.
"See, there's my problem. If I desert the family, I lose my inheritance," Sirius said.
"That sucks."
"Yeah. So how come you left America?"
"Well, my uncle's a lawyer-"
"He a muggle?" interrupted Sirius.
"No, he's a lawyer for the American Ministry of Magic. He's away a lot, and now I guess he has this big case in Australia. He said he'd be there for at least six months, and I didn't want to go with him, so here I am."
"Cool. So he bought you this house and everything?"
"Yep."
"Nice. So you really don't hafta pay rent?"
"Nope.
"So you know anything about Hogwarts yet?"
"I've already been evaluated and sorted by the Headmaster," answered Raven.
"You in Gryffindor?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah."
"What do you mean evaluated?"
"To see which year to put me in. The American Magic Academy doesn't have the same system as here."
"Well what's the big deal? It goes by age."
"Not in America. Besides, I'm only sixteen, but Dumbledore put me in the seventh year."
"I'm only sixteen," said Sirius.
"Then I bet you'll be seventeen this month," guessed Raven.
"The twenty-sixth, actually. When's your birthday?"
"Why?" asked Raven.
"Cuz I wanna know when I should wrap myself up for you," teased Sirius.
Raven rolled her eyes. "I think I'll keep it to myself."
"James, when's her birthday?" Sirius turned to James.
"November thirteenth," he answered.
"Traitor," said Raven, eyeing James.
"So, you gonna try out for the Quiddich team?" asked Sirius.
James laughed. "She's already on it."
"What?" Sirius screeched. "Wha'd you do? Sleep with Justin?"
Raven scoffed. "Nah, she just caught the snitch while she was sleeping when we were all playin at my house last month," said James.
"Seeker, huh?" Sirius asked.
"Mmhmm. But I can still kick James' ass at chaser!"
"Hey!" interjected James. "I am way better than you!"
"What? I'll take you anytime, anywhere," Raven said.
James strode over to her and gave her a cold stare. "Bring it on, bitch!" Then he started tickling her.
Remus joined in as Raven giggled and tried to get away. "Oh no you don't!" he said, seizing her around the waist and throwing her onto the couch.
Her head landed on Sirius' lap. "Help me," she pleaded.
"Now I could do that. I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy," taunted Sirius.
"I already have a best friend," Raven answered, between giggles.
"So be it!" Sirius pounced on her, too. They only stopped when she told them she had to pee so bad she could taste it. She came out of the bathroom and sat on the couch in silence.
"Can we just watch a movie or something?" suggested Remus.
"Good idea," agreed James. "What are we watching?"
Then Raven perked up again. "Well, I just bought Stand By Me on DVD."
Sirius, James, and Remus all froze. "What?" Raven demanded.
"That's like our favorite movie in the whole world!" said Sirius.
"Ours, too," said Sirius.
They put in the movie, but James and Remus were soon snoring loudly. Raven looked over at Sirius who was looking at her and they both laughed.
"They do this all the time. I'm usually the only one who stays up until the end of the movie. I just can't stand it; I hafta see the end even though I've seen it a million times already," Sirius said.
"Yep, I'm like that, too. It doesn't matter how tired I am either," Raven agreed.
After the movie was over, Raven and Sirius decided to wake "the two sleeping beauties," as Raven called them, so they could sleep in a real bed.
"There's only two beds, I'll just sleep in your room," said James to Raven.
"Oh, you thing I'm that easy, do you?" Raven asked.
"Or you could just sleep in here," suggested Sirius.
"Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not sleazy!" she teased, looking over at Sirius.
"If you say so," replied Sirius. Raven scoffed. "Well, you can sleep with him and not me?"
"I'm not gonna sleep with him, just next to him," she explained.
"Yeah, maybe you could give him some more pointers of what do to with Lily," chided Sirius.
"Shut it, Padfoot! Night, guys!" said James, leading Raven out of the room and into her own.
The next day:
"Hey, Sirius! Come look at this," Remus called into the hall from Raven's room.
"What?" asked Sirius, coming into the room, rubbing his eyes.
Raven and James were sleeping with their arms around each other. With one quick motion, Remus tore the covers back. Raven made a sound, like she'd woken up, but then rolled over on her back. Then James suddenly rolled over on top of her, still asleep. Sirius and Remus started laughing as Raven opened her eyes, suddenly wide-awake.
"God, not again! Jay, get off me," said Raven, straining to get him off of her. Remus helped her push him off and she sat up, looking over at Sirius and Remus, who were still laughing.
"Well, I'm up!" she said as she hit James.
"Ow! What?" he yelled.
"You did it again," Remus told him.
"Oh my God! I'm sorry, Rave!" he was suddenly wide-awake. "Are you okay? How are your boobs?" James put out a hand to see if they were okay, but Raven caught it.
"Uh, watch it," said Raven, lying back down and pulling up the covers.
"And what do you thing you're doing?" Remus asked.
"Sleeping," Raven said under the blankets.
Remus ripped them away once more. "Uh, no you're not. You're making us coffee."
"I am?" Raven demanded.
"Yes, you are. Raven makes the best coffee in the world."
Raven smiled, slightly at the complement. "God, don't you people sleep?"
"Not at 12:30 in the afternoon!" he said.
Raven sat up. "Oh my God, is that what time it is?"
"Yep," answered Sirius.
Eventually they all got out of bed and Raven did make coffee. "Wow, this is really good!" Sirius complemented.
"Don't sound so surprised," Raven responded.
James and Remus went to get some donuts while Sirius and Raven finished up their coffee.
"So your parents died when you were, what? Ten?" asked Sirius.
"Yeah, ten," said Raven.
"How? I mean. is it okay if I ask?"
"They were killed, actually, by Lord Voldemort."
"Whoa."
"It's okay, it was a long time ago," Raven added, seeing the sympathetic look on Sirius' face.
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Got an ex-step cousin. if that counts. Josh. He's four years older than me. His mom and my uncle got married when I was fourteen and got divorced before I turned fifteen. They're muggles; I think that's why she divorced my uncle. But I still hafta see Josh sometimes."
"What? You don't like him?"
"Well, he acts like my brother and he's not. He's really overprotective; it's just really annoying."
"But that's how a lot of brothers are."
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Brother, but he's younger. He wouldn't protect me unless there was something in it for him."
"You don't get along I take it?"
"That's putting it lightly. My parents love him and hate me, so."
"They hate you? Sirius, I'm sure they don't really hate you."
"Yeah, they hate me. You'll see. My whole family hates me because I don't go along with their beliefs," said Sirius, coldly.
"What are their beliefs?"
"That all muggle-borns are unfit to study magic. You hafta be pure blood or you aren't anything."
"Sounds like Voldemort talking."
"Yeah, I'm sure they think he's got the right idea. Anyway, my brother, Regulus, is their little angle, so I decided to be the opposite at Hogwarts. My mum hates getting owls telling her how much of a troublemaker I am."
"So is that why you and James are so close? He's your partner in crime?" asked Raven.
"Right. He understands me."
"You don't seem that hard to understand."
"Wait," said Sirius.
"Troublemaker, huh? Stay away from me then. I like troublemakers; can ya tell?"
"What if I don't wanna say away from you?"
Remus opened the door and James followed with the donuts. They all sat at the kitchen table and ate.
"So, you think maybe after Evans and I get together you guys could double with us?" asked James.
"What?" asked Raven.
"Cuz look at you guys. You're perfect for each other. Raven, you can straighten him out," suggested James.
"Excuse me? I thought you told me to stay away from him!"
"Well, that was just to warn you. I think you can handle him. So what do you say?"
"Prefiero besar la cola de un alce muerto!" Raven stood up and walked into her bedroom.
"What the hell was that?" asked Sirius.
"Spanish," answered James.
"Well, wha'd she say?"
"You don't wanna know, Padfoot."
"Well, I do!" said Remus.
"She said, 'I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!'"
Remus burst out laughing. "So, am I the only one not getting any here?"
James and Sirius hit him across the chest. Later that day:
"Gus is letting me have a break, can you believe it?" asked Raven as she made her way over to the three guys in the club.
"No," said Remus and James together.
"Dance?" Sirius held out his hand.
"Sure," Raven said, taking it.
"Since this is your favorite movie," he added. "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King was playing.
"Oh, I didn't even realize. I love this song."
"Me too. Okay, I hafta ask this. Have you and Jay ever. ever."
"Gone out? No. He's been my best friend since forever. We could never be anything more than friends," answered Raven firmly.
"You've never. kissed him?"
"I kiss him all the time. It's a friend thing. I even kiss Remus like that now."
"No, I mean like really kissed him."
"Did he tell you something?"
"No, it's just I asked him and he wouldn't answer me."
Raven sighed. ".Okay, it was right before I left for America. He and his dad came to the airport with me. I gave them both a hug and started walking down the terminal. Then I turned around again, and he blew me a kiss. So I ran back, kissed him, and then got on the plane. It was just like a farewell kiss, I guess. But I still remember it. I'd probably seen it in a movie or something."
"Sounds innocent enough," said Sirius, "or did he slip you the tongue?"
Raven laughed. "No! We were ten!"
"So?"
Raven gave him a look. "So? Were you open mouth kissing girls when you were ten?"
"Well."
"Oh my God!"
"No! No, I don't think so. Unless it was to piss my parents off or something."
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Songs: Sometimes I have songs that a character is singing or dancing to. In this chapter there is "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King
Chapter 2 - August 2nd
"Oh, God, let's get outta here!" Raven said as she, James, Remus, and Sirius stumbled out of the deserted club.
"Good God! It's two o'clock in the morning. Do you always work this late?" inquired Sirius.
"Afraid so," Raven answered.
"Where are we goin?" he asked.
"My house. C'mon, nobody's there," Raven led them down the street to a cute little white house.
"You live here by yourself?" asked Sirius, staring up at the house.
"Well, Remy and James have been sleeping over every night," answered Raven.
"When can I move in?" asked Sirius.
"Sirius is gonna run away from home," explained James.
"Oh. Well you can move in just as soon as you start paying the rent," said Raven.
"See, there's my problem. If I desert the family, I lose my inheritance," Sirius said.
"That sucks."
"Yeah. So how come you left America?"
"Well, my uncle's a lawyer-"
"He a muggle?" interrupted Sirius.
"No, he's a lawyer for the American Ministry of Magic. He's away a lot, and now I guess he has this big case in Australia. He said he'd be there for at least six months, and I didn't want to go with him, so here I am."
"Cool. So he bought you this house and everything?"
"Yep."
"Nice. So you really don't hafta pay rent?"
"Nope.
"So you know anything about Hogwarts yet?"
"I've already been evaluated and sorted by the Headmaster," answered Raven.
"You in Gryffindor?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah."
"What do you mean evaluated?"
"To see which year to put me in. The American Magic Academy doesn't have the same system as here."
"Well what's the big deal? It goes by age."
"Not in America. Besides, I'm only sixteen, but Dumbledore put me in the seventh year."
"I'm only sixteen," said Sirius.
"Then I bet you'll be seventeen this month," guessed Raven.
"The twenty-sixth, actually. When's your birthday?"
"Why?" asked Raven.
"Cuz I wanna know when I should wrap myself up for you," teased Sirius.
Raven rolled her eyes. "I think I'll keep it to myself."
"James, when's her birthday?" Sirius turned to James.
"November thirteenth," he answered.
"Traitor," said Raven, eyeing James.
"So, you gonna try out for the Quiddich team?" asked Sirius.
James laughed. "She's already on it."
"What?" Sirius screeched. "Wha'd you do? Sleep with Justin?"
Raven scoffed. "Nah, she just caught the snitch while she was sleeping when we were all playin at my house last month," said James.
"Seeker, huh?" Sirius asked.
"Mmhmm. But I can still kick James' ass at chaser!"
"Hey!" interjected James. "I am way better than you!"
"What? I'll take you anytime, anywhere," Raven said.
James strode over to her and gave her a cold stare. "Bring it on, bitch!" Then he started tickling her.
Remus joined in as Raven giggled and tried to get away. "Oh no you don't!" he said, seizing her around the waist and throwing her onto the couch.
Her head landed on Sirius' lap. "Help me," she pleaded.
"Now I could do that. I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy," taunted Sirius.
"I already have a best friend," Raven answered, between giggles.
"So be it!" Sirius pounced on her, too. They only stopped when she told them she had to pee so bad she could taste it. She came out of the bathroom and sat on the couch in silence.
"Can we just watch a movie or something?" suggested Remus.
"Good idea," agreed James. "What are we watching?"
Then Raven perked up again. "Well, I just bought Stand By Me on DVD."
Sirius, James, and Remus all froze. "What?" Raven demanded.
"That's like our favorite movie in the whole world!" said Sirius.
"Ours, too," said Sirius.
They put in the movie, but James and Remus were soon snoring loudly. Raven looked over at Sirius who was looking at her and they both laughed.
"They do this all the time. I'm usually the only one who stays up until the end of the movie. I just can't stand it; I hafta see the end even though I've seen it a million times already," Sirius said.
"Yep, I'm like that, too. It doesn't matter how tired I am either," Raven agreed.
After the movie was over, Raven and Sirius decided to wake "the two sleeping beauties," as Raven called them, so they could sleep in a real bed.
"There's only two beds, I'll just sleep in your room," said James to Raven.
"Oh, you thing I'm that easy, do you?" Raven asked.
"Or you could just sleep in here," suggested Sirius.
"Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not sleazy!" she teased, looking over at Sirius.
"If you say so," replied Sirius. Raven scoffed. "Well, you can sleep with him and not me?"
"I'm not gonna sleep with him, just next to him," she explained.
"Yeah, maybe you could give him some more pointers of what do to with Lily," chided Sirius.
"Shut it, Padfoot! Night, guys!" said James, leading Raven out of the room and into her own.
The next day:
"Hey, Sirius! Come look at this," Remus called into the hall from Raven's room.
"What?" asked Sirius, coming into the room, rubbing his eyes.
Raven and James were sleeping with their arms around each other. With one quick motion, Remus tore the covers back. Raven made a sound, like she'd woken up, but then rolled over on her back. Then James suddenly rolled over on top of her, still asleep. Sirius and Remus started laughing as Raven opened her eyes, suddenly wide-awake.
"God, not again! Jay, get off me," said Raven, straining to get him off of her. Remus helped her push him off and she sat up, looking over at Sirius and Remus, who were still laughing.
"Well, I'm up!" she said as she hit James.
"Ow! What?" he yelled.
"You did it again," Remus told him.
"Oh my God! I'm sorry, Rave!" he was suddenly wide-awake. "Are you okay? How are your boobs?" James put out a hand to see if they were okay, but Raven caught it.
"Uh, watch it," said Raven, lying back down and pulling up the covers.
"And what do you thing you're doing?" Remus asked.
"Sleeping," Raven said under the blankets.
Remus ripped them away once more. "Uh, no you're not. You're making us coffee."
"I am?" Raven demanded.
"Yes, you are. Raven makes the best coffee in the world."
Raven smiled, slightly at the complement. "God, don't you people sleep?"
"Not at 12:30 in the afternoon!" he said.
Raven sat up. "Oh my God, is that what time it is?"
"Yep," answered Sirius.
Eventually they all got out of bed and Raven did make coffee. "Wow, this is really good!" Sirius complemented.
"Don't sound so surprised," Raven responded.
James and Remus went to get some donuts while Sirius and Raven finished up their coffee.
"So your parents died when you were, what? Ten?" asked Sirius.
"Yeah, ten," said Raven.
"How? I mean. is it okay if I ask?"
"They were killed, actually, by Lord Voldemort."
"Whoa."
"It's okay, it was a long time ago," Raven added, seeing the sympathetic look on Sirius' face.
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Got an ex-step cousin. if that counts. Josh. He's four years older than me. His mom and my uncle got married when I was fourteen and got divorced before I turned fifteen. They're muggles; I think that's why she divorced my uncle. But I still hafta see Josh sometimes."
"What? You don't like him?"
"Well, he acts like my brother and he's not. He's really overprotective; it's just really annoying."
"But that's how a lot of brothers are."
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Brother, but he's younger. He wouldn't protect me unless there was something in it for him."
"You don't get along I take it?"
"That's putting it lightly. My parents love him and hate me, so."
"They hate you? Sirius, I'm sure they don't really hate you."
"Yeah, they hate me. You'll see. My whole family hates me because I don't go along with their beliefs," said Sirius, coldly.
"What are their beliefs?"
"That all muggle-borns are unfit to study magic. You hafta be pure blood or you aren't anything."
"Sounds like Voldemort talking."
"Yeah, I'm sure they think he's got the right idea. Anyway, my brother, Regulus, is their little angle, so I decided to be the opposite at Hogwarts. My mum hates getting owls telling her how much of a troublemaker I am."
"So is that why you and James are so close? He's your partner in crime?" asked Raven.
"Right. He understands me."
"You don't seem that hard to understand."
"Wait," said Sirius.
"Troublemaker, huh? Stay away from me then. I like troublemakers; can ya tell?"
"What if I don't wanna say away from you?"
Remus opened the door and James followed with the donuts. They all sat at the kitchen table and ate.
"So, you think maybe after Evans and I get together you guys could double with us?" asked James.
"What?" asked Raven.
"Cuz look at you guys. You're perfect for each other. Raven, you can straighten him out," suggested James.
"Excuse me? I thought you told me to stay away from him!"
"Well, that was just to warn you. I think you can handle him. So what do you say?"
"Prefiero besar la cola de un alce muerto!" Raven stood up and walked into her bedroom.
"What the hell was that?" asked Sirius.
"Spanish," answered James.
"Well, wha'd she say?"
"You don't wanna know, Padfoot."
"Well, I do!" said Remus.
"She said, 'I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!'"
Remus burst out laughing. "So, am I the only one not getting any here?"
James and Sirius hit him across the chest. Later that day:
"Gus is letting me have a break, can you believe it?" asked Raven as she made her way over to the three guys in the club.
"No," said Remus and James together.
"Dance?" Sirius held out his hand.
"Sure," Raven said, taking it.
"Since this is your favorite movie," he added. "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King was playing.
"Oh, I didn't even realize. I love this song."
"Me too. Okay, I hafta ask this. Have you and Jay ever. ever."
"Gone out? No. He's been my best friend since forever. We could never be anything more than friends," answered Raven firmly.
"You've never. kissed him?"
"I kiss him all the time. It's a friend thing. I even kiss Remus like that now."
"No, I mean like really kissed him."
"Did he tell you something?"
"No, it's just I asked him and he wouldn't answer me."
Raven sighed. ".Okay, it was right before I left for America. He and his dad came to the airport with me. I gave them both a hug and started walking down the terminal. Then I turned around again, and he blew me a kiss. So I ran back, kissed him, and then got on the plane. It was just like a farewell kiss, I guess. But I still remember it. I'd probably seen it in a movie or something."
"Sounds innocent enough," said Sirius, "or did he slip you the tongue?"
Raven laughed. "No! We were ten!"
"So?"
Raven gave him a look. "So? Were you open mouth kissing girls when you were ten?"
"Well."
"Oh my God!"
"No! No, I don't think so. Unless it was to piss my parents off or something."
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!