Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that
cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own
Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Chapter 3
September 1st
"Jesus, we overslept! Sirius, get up!" James scrambled out of bed and was banging on the wall between Raven's room and the other bedroom, which had become Sirius'.
"Oh shit!" Sirius yelled through the wall.
They were up, dressed, and running toward the door in a matter of minutes. As Sirius flung open the door, Remus was just raising his hand to knock.
"Ready?" he asked, his hand still in the air.
"Course we are! We've been ready for hours. Where ya been, man?" lied Sirius.
"You just got up, didn't you?" Remus guessed.
"No," Sirius lied again.
"Padfoot, you are so fulla shit! C'mon, let's go. We don't wanna miss the train."
"Alright, alright! Raven! James! Let's go!" Sirius yelled into the house.
"We're coming! If you hadn't left all your shit in the hallway maybe I could move a little faster!" bickered Raven.
"If you hadn't insisted that we watch The Count of Monte Cristo again, maybe I could have unpacked some of it last night!" he shouted back at her.
Raven scoffed. "Why did I let you move in with me?"
"Why did I move in with you?"
"Oh yeah, cuz I wanted to get my hands on some of your Uncle Alphard's gold!" she teased.
"It's my gold now! Maybe I'll use some of it to buy you a clue!"
"Ladies, ladies! Enough! You can fight on the train! Let's go!" Remus yelled over them.
"But can't I just take my birthday present to King's Cross?" whined Sirius.
"Yeah, that wouldn't draw a crowd! I can see the headlines now," Raven pretended to read a newspaper. "Flying Motorbike Drops Off Small Brain!"
"Bitch!" Sirius spun around to find them standing in the lawn alone. James, Remus, and Peter had already apparated to King's Cross. They apparated into separate stalls in the ladies' room. Raven stuck her head out of her stall and looked around.
"Coast's clear!" she said.
Sirius opened the door to his stall and walked right into an attractive young muggle girl. She screamed as Sirius turned to glare at Raven. She laughed at him as they came out of the bathroom to find Remus, Peter, and James waiting for them. They ran onto Platform 9 ¾, stowed their luggage, and got onto the train. They found an empty compartment and all sat down.
"Whew. We made it," Moony sighed.
"Just barely," Peter pointed out. "It's eleven o'clock right.now," he said, looking at his watch as the train gave a sudden jolt and was on its way to Hogwarts.
They rode in silence for a little while, listening to the train hum across the tracks. There was a knock on the compartment door and it slid open.
"Raven, you wanna come change with me?" asked red-headed Lily Evans.
"Um, yeah," answered Raven, getting up.
"You can change in here. Really, we don't mind!" said Sirius, raising his eyebrows twice.
"Keep dreamin!" said Raven as she closed the compartment door behind her.
"So, when are you guys gonna go on that date?" James asked Sirius, slyly.
"Give it up, man. You should know by now we're just friends," answered Sirius.
"Yeah. Uh-huh. Right," James gave Sirius a knowing look.
Sirius scoffed and stood up. "I gotta piss," he said as he walked out the door.
"Oh yeah, he wants her," joked Remus.
"Bad," added Peter.
"The question is, does she want him?" asked Remus.
"It's hard to tell with her. With any other girl, it would be obvious, but Rave isn't like that. She flirts with pretty much everyone," said James.
"I don't think she knows she's doing it, though," said Remus.
"No, she doesn't."
"I think eventually something will happen. I mean, they go at it so much it makes ya wonder why they would bother if they didn't like each other," said Peter.
"So, you're saying there's passion in their insults?" summarized Remus.
"Something like that."
Raven and Lily found an empty compartment and changed into their school uniforms. "Ooh, stylish!" joked Raven as she looked at her uniform in the mirror.
"Tell me about it," agreed Lily, "but it could be worse."
"I guess. I gotta go pee. I'll meet you back in the guys' compartment," she said, leaving their compartment and heading down the hallway. She thought she saw Sirius going into the men's room and was just remarking to herself, "Men's room? He wishes," when she ran into someone. She had long blonde hair, and as she turned sharply, Raven realized that she was a he. a quite handsome he, in fact.
"I'm sorry," she said politely.
"Don't be sorry. I rather enjoyed it," he replied smoothly. Raven rolled her eyes and thought to herself, "God, another prick," as he continued speaking. "I don't believe we've met. You must be new. I am Lucius Malfoy, Slytherin."
"Raven McKinnon, Gryffindor," she replied. "Excuse me then, I'll just go find my friends."
"Friends? But I thought we had just become friends," said Malfoy, backing her into an empty compartment. "What do you say we get to know each other a little better in here."
Raven decided to play along with this asshole. "We could do that."
Lucius brought his hand up her thigh and started to kiss her neck. Raven rolled her eyes and tried to ignore the feel of his disgusting breath on her throat. Sirius came out of the bathroom and casually looked into the compartment. Then he froze and took a better look. Raven looked at him and shook her head. Lucius pulled away from her neck and touched his lips to hers, his hand still moving up her leg. Raven had had enough. She brought her knee up sharply, colliding with his groin. Lucius moaned with pain and fell backwards, his hands finding the painful area. Sirius shifted so that he could not be seen and put a hand over his mouth, trying to hold in a laugh.
"You little bitch! You're gonna wish you never did that!" he shouted, getting to his feet and shuffling towards her. He raised his hand and brought it swiftly towards her cheek. Sirius caught his hand.
"I think this conversation is over," he said, still holding Malfoy's hand, tightly.
Lucius jerked his hand away. "We'll see about that." He whipped around and strode out of the compartment.
"Are you okay?" asked Sirius.
"I could have handled him myself," she answered.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry I even cared!"
"Thank you," she said, quickly.
"You're welcome. Let's go," he put his arm around her and led her out of the room. "That was Lucius Malfoy, our arch nemesis."
"He told me. Does he always have that bad of breath?"
Sirius laughed. "Yeah." He put his thumb, his pointer, and his middle finger together, brought them to his mouth, and pretended he was taking a drag. They came to their compartment and walked in.
"You aren't gonna believe this," said Sirius to the other guys.
"What?" they all asked in unison.
"Raven just kicked Malfoy in the jewels."
"What?" they each yelled together again.
"Yes, and I hope you enjoyed it, because it will never happen again," said Malfoy's voice from behind them. They all spun around.
"Yay, the whole family's here!" said Sirius, sarcastically. "Raven, let me introduce you. This is Bellatrix, my favorite cousin in the whole world," Sirius pointed to the only girl in the group. She had short black hair and was slightly pretty. "This is my dear brother, Regulus," Sirius pointed to a shorter, black haired boy who, in Raven's opinion, looked less like Sirius than Malfoy. "You're already had the pleasure of meeting Malfoy, and this is Rodolphus Lestrange, and his brother Rabastan." Raven just stared at them all. "She's very pleased to meet you all, I'm sure," Sirius answered for her.
"Sirius, this your new whore?" asked Bellatrix, smirking at him.
"Go to hell!" he answered.
"Thank you very much," she retorted.
"Fuck you very much!" Raven chimed in. "You're the whore," she said, looking at Bellatrix's low-cut top and low-rise black pants.
"Charming. Let's get outta here, Rodolphus," she pulled him away.
"Great idea. You can get the hell out, too, Malfoy," said James, standing up beside Raven.
"Potter, I didn't see you there! Where's your little mudblood friend?" Malfoy asked.
"Don't call her that!" James clenched his fists.
Lucius laughed, despicably. "Oh, poor Potter. Lots of girls in this school may want you, but she's one you'll never have!"
Lily entered the compartment and stared at him. "Well, that's where you're wrong, Lucius," she said as she pulled James closer to her and kissed him.
Malfoy's mouth dropped open. He scoffed and led the rest of his gang out of the compartment.
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!
September 1st
"Jesus, we overslept! Sirius, get up!" James scrambled out of bed and was banging on the wall between Raven's room and the other bedroom, which had become Sirius'.
"Oh shit!" Sirius yelled through the wall.
They were up, dressed, and running toward the door in a matter of minutes. As Sirius flung open the door, Remus was just raising his hand to knock.
"Ready?" he asked, his hand still in the air.
"Course we are! We've been ready for hours. Where ya been, man?" lied Sirius.
"You just got up, didn't you?" Remus guessed.
"No," Sirius lied again.
"Padfoot, you are so fulla shit! C'mon, let's go. We don't wanna miss the train."
"Alright, alright! Raven! James! Let's go!" Sirius yelled into the house.
"We're coming! If you hadn't left all your shit in the hallway maybe I could move a little faster!" bickered Raven.
"If you hadn't insisted that we watch The Count of Monte Cristo again, maybe I could have unpacked some of it last night!" he shouted back at her.
Raven scoffed. "Why did I let you move in with me?"
"Why did I move in with you?"
"Oh yeah, cuz I wanted to get my hands on some of your Uncle Alphard's gold!" she teased.
"It's my gold now! Maybe I'll use some of it to buy you a clue!"
"Ladies, ladies! Enough! You can fight on the train! Let's go!" Remus yelled over them.
"But can't I just take my birthday present to King's Cross?" whined Sirius.
"Yeah, that wouldn't draw a crowd! I can see the headlines now," Raven pretended to read a newspaper. "Flying Motorbike Drops Off Small Brain!"
"Bitch!" Sirius spun around to find them standing in the lawn alone. James, Remus, and Peter had already apparated to King's Cross. They apparated into separate stalls in the ladies' room. Raven stuck her head out of her stall and looked around.
"Coast's clear!" she said.
Sirius opened the door to his stall and walked right into an attractive young muggle girl. She screamed as Sirius turned to glare at Raven. She laughed at him as they came out of the bathroom to find Remus, Peter, and James waiting for them. They ran onto Platform 9 ¾, stowed their luggage, and got onto the train. They found an empty compartment and all sat down.
"Whew. We made it," Moony sighed.
"Just barely," Peter pointed out. "It's eleven o'clock right.now," he said, looking at his watch as the train gave a sudden jolt and was on its way to Hogwarts.
They rode in silence for a little while, listening to the train hum across the tracks. There was a knock on the compartment door and it slid open.
"Raven, you wanna come change with me?" asked red-headed Lily Evans.
"Um, yeah," answered Raven, getting up.
"You can change in here. Really, we don't mind!" said Sirius, raising his eyebrows twice.
"Keep dreamin!" said Raven as she closed the compartment door behind her.
"So, when are you guys gonna go on that date?" James asked Sirius, slyly.
"Give it up, man. You should know by now we're just friends," answered Sirius.
"Yeah. Uh-huh. Right," James gave Sirius a knowing look.
Sirius scoffed and stood up. "I gotta piss," he said as he walked out the door.
"Oh yeah, he wants her," joked Remus.
"Bad," added Peter.
"The question is, does she want him?" asked Remus.
"It's hard to tell with her. With any other girl, it would be obvious, but Rave isn't like that. She flirts with pretty much everyone," said James.
"I don't think she knows she's doing it, though," said Remus.
"No, she doesn't."
"I think eventually something will happen. I mean, they go at it so much it makes ya wonder why they would bother if they didn't like each other," said Peter.
"So, you're saying there's passion in their insults?" summarized Remus.
"Something like that."
Raven and Lily found an empty compartment and changed into their school uniforms. "Ooh, stylish!" joked Raven as she looked at her uniform in the mirror.
"Tell me about it," agreed Lily, "but it could be worse."
"I guess. I gotta go pee. I'll meet you back in the guys' compartment," she said, leaving their compartment and heading down the hallway. She thought she saw Sirius going into the men's room and was just remarking to herself, "Men's room? He wishes," when she ran into someone. She had long blonde hair, and as she turned sharply, Raven realized that she was a he. a quite handsome he, in fact.
"I'm sorry," she said politely.
"Don't be sorry. I rather enjoyed it," he replied smoothly. Raven rolled her eyes and thought to herself, "God, another prick," as he continued speaking. "I don't believe we've met. You must be new. I am Lucius Malfoy, Slytherin."
"Raven McKinnon, Gryffindor," she replied. "Excuse me then, I'll just go find my friends."
"Friends? But I thought we had just become friends," said Malfoy, backing her into an empty compartment. "What do you say we get to know each other a little better in here."
Raven decided to play along with this asshole. "We could do that."
Lucius brought his hand up her thigh and started to kiss her neck. Raven rolled her eyes and tried to ignore the feel of his disgusting breath on her throat. Sirius came out of the bathroom and casually looked into the compartment. Then he froze and took a better look. Raven looked at him and shook her head. Lucius pulled away from her neck and touched his lips to hers, his hand still moving up her leg. Raven had had enough. She brought her knee up sharply, colliding with his groin. Lucius moaned with pain and fell backwards, his hands finding the painful area. Sirius shifted so that he could not be seen and put a hand over his mouth, trying to hold in a laugh.
"You little bitch! You're gonna wish you never did that!" he shouted, getting to his feet and shuffling towards her. He raised his hand and brought it swiftly towards her cheek. Sirius caught his hand.
"I think this conversation is over," he said, still holding Malfoy's hand, tightly.
Lucius jerked his hand away. "We'll see about that." He whipped around and strode out of the compartment.
"Are you okay?" asked Sirius.
"I could have handled him myself," she answered.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry I even cared!"
"Thank you," she said, quickly.
"You're welcome. Let's go," he put his arm around her and led her out of the room. "That was Lucius Malfoy, our arch nemesis."
"He told me. Does he always have that bad of breath?"
Sirius laughed. "Yeah." He put his thumb, his pointer, and his middle finger together, brought them to his mouth, and pretended he was taking a drag. They came to their compartment and walked in.
"You aren't gonna believe this," said Sirius to the other guys.
"What?" they all asked in unison.
"Raven just kicked Malfoy in the jewels."
"What?" they each yelled together again.
"Yes, and I hope you enjoyed it, because it will never happen again," said Malfoy's voice from behind them. They all spun around.
"Yay, the whole family's here!" said Sirius, sarcastically. "Raven, let me introduce you. This is Bellatrix, my favorite cousin in the whole world," Sirius pointed to the only girl in the group. She had short black hair and was slightly pretty. "This is my dear brother, Regulus," Sirius pointed to a shorter, black haired boy who, in Raven's opinion, looked less like Sirius than Malfoy. "You're already had the pleasure of meeting Malfoy, and this is Rodolphus Lestrange, and his brother Rabastan." Raven just stared at them all. "She's very pleased to meet you all, I'm sure," Sirius answered for her.
"Sirius, this your new whore?" asked Bellatrix, smirking at him.
"Go to hell!" he answered.
"Thank you very much," she retorted.
"Fuck you very much!" Raven chimed in. "You're the whore," she said, looking at Bellatrix's low-cut top and low-rise black pants.
"Charming. Let's get outta here, Rodolphus," she pulled him away.
"Great idea. You can get the hell out, too, Malfoy," said James, standing up beside Raven.
"Potter, I didn't see you there! Where's your little mudblood friend?" Malfoy asked.
"Don't call her that!" James clenched his fists.
Lucius laughed, despicably. "Oh, poor Potter. Lots of girls in this school may want you, but she's one you'll never have!"
Lily entered the compartment and stared at him. "Well, that's where you're wrong, Lucius," she said as she pulled James closer to her and kissed him.
Malfoy's mouth dropped open. He scoffed and led the rest of his gang out of the compartment.
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!