Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that
cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own
Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Chapter 5
September 2nd
"You look like a dream," said Sirius as Lucy's portrait lifted and he stepped into the room to find Raven face to face with him.
"Go back to sleep."
"Damn, why do you always have the good comebacks?"
"What are you doing here?" asked Raven, ignoring his last question.
"I came to get you because the other guys aren't ready yet. We had to skip breakfast," answered Sirius.
"Why? It's not like they have a choice of what clothes to wear."
"James is trying to tame his hair."
"What?"
"I think he's in love," said Sirius.
"Oh yeah. They just kissed once and now they're in love?"
"I guess so. But remember? We promised them that if Lily ever gave into James, we would double date with them."
"You promised! I had nothing to do with it!" said Raven.
"It was a bet! I said he'd never get Evans, and he said that if he did, we'd hafta go on a date with them!"
"Try to contain your enthusiasm there, Sirius!"
"Rave, we can't sit through a meal without a war breaking out!"
"I see your point; we'd kill each other," laughed Raven. "So, we just explain it to James. I mean, we're both stupidly stubborn, especially you! There's no way we'd both make it out of the restaurant alive!. Don't they wanna go on a date by themselves?"
"You would think so."
"Why can't they understand that we're just friends?"
"Well, it's because we don't act the same as we do with them. Like, you're best friends with the rest of them, but you don't bite their heads off every chance you get, like you do to me."
"You're an easy target," replied Raven, innocently. "Insults are all we have."
"Speaking of insults, are you ready, yet? You move slower than Lucius Malfoy on a broomstick," teased Sirius.
"Ooh, that was harsh. Okay, let's go." Raven grabbed her Transfiguration books, pushed Sirius out of the way, and stepped out of the portrait hole. Sirius followed behind her.
"Whoa, excuse me, ma'am? You dropped a piece of ass back there; let me get that for you!" said Sirius as he grabbed Raven's ass.
Raven screeched and put her hands on her butt. Then she turned around to find Sirius laughing. She made a motion to slap him across the face, and even though she didn't even touch him, Sirius stumbled backwards and rubbed his cheek.
"Sirius Black! You've been a bad, bad boy. Go to my room!"
They both laughed as they went up the boys' dormitory steps.
"Uh, I don't think you're supposed to be in here," warned Sirius.
"Oh really? What are you gonna do? Spank me?"
"Maybe I will," said Sirius, stepping in front of her and blocking the way.
"Wouldn't be the first time today, would it?" said Raven, shoving Sirius out of her way.
Sirius grabbed her and pulled her back behind him. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you pass."
"Oh, it's okay, they're ready," bluffed Raven, looking around Sirius.
As Sirius looked behind him, Raven ran past him into the dorm. Sirius followed, shaking his head and smiling.
"Good morning, guys!" shouted Raven.
"Morning, Rave!" said James, Remus, and Peter in unison.
"That was smooth," Sirius whispered in her ear as he came up behind her.
"I know," she said, turning to smile at him. She kept on staring at him.
"What are you looking at?" Sirius asked her.
"Oh, sorry. I thought you were good looking for a second there, but I was mistaken!"
"God, I got sucked right into that one," said Sirius, laughing.
"Ya know, James, Lily told me she liked your hair wild like it always is," said Raven.
"Shit! She did?" said James, purposefully messing up his hair.
"No."
"Bitch!"
"Move your ass, James, c'mon! We're gonna be late," said Sirius before Raven could respond to James.
"You two go ahead, then."
"Yeah, we know you wanna be alone, anyway," added Peter.
"Fuck you!" said Raven and Sirius at the same time.
"Just go, you guys," said Remus.
"Do you guys really think there's something going on, or are you just trying to make us mad? Cuz it's really ridiculous, and I'm sick of it," said Raven.
"Well, you do hit on each other a lot," Remus pointed out.
"We're kidding! We thought you guys knew that! How could you possibly think that?" defended Sirius. "C'mon, Rave, let's go. You know I'm just dying to get you alone," he joked as he put his arm around her, leading her out of the room.
"Siri, do you have a Band-Aid? I think I skinned my knee when I fell for you," teased Raven, making sure she was not out of the guys' earshot.
"Wow, Rave, you must be Jamaican, cuz Jamaican me crazy!" responded Sirius, loudly.
Then they lowered their voices. "We gotta do something. I am so sick of them ragging on us all the time."
"Me too," agreed Sirius. "Maybe we should just give em what they want."
"What, act like we're going out?"
"Yeah."
"You're crazy, Sirius!"
"Crazy for you, baby!"
Raven completely ignored his comment. "They would never buy that."
"They might if we were convincing."
"No way, Sirius! I am not gonna sleep with you just to prove a point to them," she said, firmly.
"I wasn't asking you to!" said Sirius, suspiciously, as Raven gave him a questionable look. ".Okay, okay, maybe I was. But we hafta do something good to get them back."
"Well, we don't have time to think of anything right now," said Raven as they came to the Transfiguration classroom. Sirius and Raven found an empty table and sat down.
"Morning," said Lily as she sat down next to Raven.
"Hey, where were you this morning?" asked Raven.
"Oh, I skipped breakfast; I just couldn't get my hair to look right."
"Really?" asked Raven, glancing at Sirius out of the corner of her eye and suppressing a laugh. "That's funny; neither could James."
"Speak of the devil," said Sirius as James, Remus, and Peter sat down at their table.
"Good morning, ladies!" said James, beaming.
"Morning," said Raven, Lily, and Sirius together. Raven snorted. Apparently Sirius hadn't realized James had said 'ladies.'
"Nice hair, Jay," Sirius smirked. James had evidently given up on trying to tame it. In some places it was still plastered down with gel, but in the back mostly it was sticking straight up like it usually did.
"Thanks, pal!"
"Quiet down, class!" It was Professor Minerva McGonagall yelling over the students. "We are going to split into pairs so that you can practice turning these porcupines into hair brushes," she explained.
James got paired with Peter, Remus with some Slytherin girl, Sirius with Lily, and Raven got paired with Wood. While Wood was working on his porcupine, a note dropped into Raven's lap. She opened it and it said:
I have an idea. We go on the date that you know Lily and James are gonna make us go on with them and then we just play it out like we like each other after that. What do you think?
Sirius
Raven turned the parchment over and wrote on the back. Then she folded it into a paper airplane and sent it back to him using the Levitation charm. Sirius opened it and read:
I don't see your point. What would that prove?
Raven
Sirius wrote his response on another piece of parchment and sent it back:
I don't know what it would prove! But it would just serve them right when they find out that we're not really going out, wouldn't it? C'mon, Rave! It's the perfect scam and I'm offering you a chance to be a part of it.
Sirius
Raven wrote back:
Oh, you're offering me a chance to be a part of it, are you? Yeah right! I'd like to see you go out with yourself! Okay, even if by some small chance I would agree to this, there's one thing you need to understand. you're not getting any perks!
Raven
Sirius replied:
Oh, come on!!! None whatsoever? You know you want me.....
Sirius
The note went back to Sirius:
"Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you! Oh baby, oh baby!"
Rave
Sirius wrote back:
God, you're such a tease! That was from 10 Things I Hate About You.
Sirius
As soon as the airplane dropped back into Raven's lap, Professor McGonagall's voice echoed through the room. "I'm sure we're all enormously impressed with your use of the Levitation charm, Mr. Black, but this is Transfiguration in case you haven't noticed. It won't happen again." Her last sentence was not a question, it was a statement, and Sirius wasn't sure if it required an answer. "Unless you want a detention?"
"Of course not, Professor," replied Sirius, meekly, stealing a glance at Raven, who was trying not to laugh.
"Detention. My office, 9 P.M."
"It's a date," said Sirius, sarcastically, under his breath.
"Ms. McKinnon? Would you be wanting one also? Then maybe you'd have time to finish your conversation with Black."
"It wasn't her fault, Professor," said Sirius, before Raven could answer. "She had nothing to do with it. I was the one that sent her the note, and she ignored it."
"Very well."
With that, the bell rang and Transfiguration was over. A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE, REVIEW!
"You look like a dream," said Sirius as Lucy's portrait lifted and he stepped into the room to find Raven face to face with him.
"Go back to sleep."
"Damn, why do you always have the good comebacks?"
"What are you doing here?" asked Raven, ignoring his last question.
"I came to get you because the other guys aren't ready yet. We had to skip breakfast," answered Sirius.
"Why? It's not like they have a choice of what clothes to wear."
"James is trying to tame his hair."
"What?"
"I think he's in love," said Sirius.
"Oh yeah. They just kissed once and now they're in love?"
"I guess so. But remember? We promised them that if Lily ever gave into James, we would double date with them."
"You promised! I had nothing to do with it!" said Raven.
"It was a bet! I said he'd never get Evans, and he said that if he did, we'd hafta go on a date with them!"
"Try to contain your enthusiasm there, Sirius!"
"Rave, we can't sit through a meal without a war breaking out!"
"I see your point; we'd kill each other," laughed Raven. "So, we just explain it to James. I mean, we're both stupidly stubborn, especially you! There's no way we'd both make it out of the restaurant alive!. Don't they wanna go on a date by themselves?"
"You would think so."
"Why can't they understand that we're just friends?"
"Well, it's because we don't act the same as we do with them. Like, you're best friends with the rest of them, but you don't bite their heads off every chance you get, like you do to me."
"You're an easy target," replied Raven, innocently. "Insults are all we have."
"Speaking of insults, are you ready, yet? You move slower than Lucius Malfoy on a broomstick," teased Sirius.
"Ooh, that was harsh. Okay, let's go." Raven grabbed her Transfiguration books, pushed Sirius out of the way, and stepped out of the portrait hole. Sirius followed behind her.
"Whoa, excuse me, ma'am? You dropped a piece of ass back there; let me get that for you!" said Sirius as he grabbed Raven's ass.
Raven screeched and put her hands on her butt. Then she turned around to find Sirius laughing. She made a motion to slap him across the face, and even though she didn't even touch him, Sirius stumbled backwards and rubbed his cheek.
"Sirius Black! You've been a bad, bad boy. Go to my room!"
They both laughed as they went up the boys' dormitory steps.
"Uh, I don't think you're supposed to be in here," warned Sirius.
"Oh really? What are you gonna do? Spank me?"
"Maybe I will," said Sirius, stepping in front of her and blocking the way.
"Wouldn't be the first time today, would it?" said Raven, shoving Sirius out of her way.
Sirius grabbed her and pulled her back behind him. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you pass."
"Oh, it's okay, they're ready," bluffed Raven, looking around Sirius.
As Sirius looked behind him, Raven ran past him into the dorm. Sirius followed, shaking his head and smiling.
"Good morning, guys!" shouted Raven.
"Morning, Rave!" said James, Remus, and Peter in unison.
"That was smooth," Sirius whispered in her ear as he came up behind her.
"I know," she said, turning to smile at him. She kept on staring at him.
"What are you looking at?" Sirius asked her.
"Oh, sorry. I thought you were good looking for a second there, but I was mistaken!"
"God, I got sucked right into that one," said Sirius, laughing.
"Ya know, James, Lily told me she liked your hair wild like it always is," said Raven.
"Shit! She did?" said James, purposefully messing up his hair.
"No."
"Bitch!"
"Move your ass, James, c'mon! We're gonna be late," said Sirius before Raven could respond to James.
"You two go ahead, then."
"Yeah, we know you wanna be alone, anyway," added Peter.
"Fuck you!" said Raven and Sirius at the same time.
"Just go, you guys," said Remus.
"Do you guys really think there's something going on, or are you just trying to make us mad? Cuz it's really ridiculous, and I'm sick of it," said Raven.
"Well, you do hit on each other a lot," Remus pointed out.
"We're kidding! We thought you guys knew that! How could you possibly think that?" defended Sirius. "C'mon, Rave, let's go. You know I'm just dying to get you alone," he joked as he put his arm around her, leading her out of the room.
"Siri, do you have a Band-Aid? I think I skinned my knee when I fell for you," teased Raven, making sure she was not out of the guys' earshot.
"Wow, Rave, you must be Jamaican, cuz Jamaican me crazy!" responded Sirius, loudly.
Then they lowered their voices. "We gotta do something. I am so sick of them ragging on us all the time."
"Me too," agreed Sirius. "Maybe we should just give em what they want."
"What, act like we're going out?"
"Yeah."
"You're crazy, Sirius!"
"Crazy for you, baby!"
Raven completely ignored his comment. "They would never buy that."
"They might if we were convincing."
"No way, Sirius! I am not gonna sleep with you just to prove a point to them," she said, firmly.
"I wasn't asking you to!" said Sirius, suspiciously, as Raven gave him a questionable look. ".Okay, okay, maybe I was. But we hafta do something good to get them back."
"Well, we don't have time to think of anything right now," said Raven as they came to the Transfiguration classroom. Sirius and Raven found an empty table and sat down.
"Morning," said Lily as she sat down next to Raven.
"Hey, where were you this morning?" asked Raven.
"Oh, I skipped breakfast; I just couldn't get my hair to look right."
"Really?" asked Raven, glancing at Sirius out of the corner of her eye and suppressing a laugh. "That's funny; neither could James."
"Speak of the devil," said Sirius as James, Remus, and Peter sat down at their table.
"Good morning, ladies!" said James, beaming.
"Morning," said Raven, Lily, and Sirius together. Raven snorted. Apparently Sirius hadn't realized James had said 'ladies.'
"Nice hair, Jay," Sirius smirked. James had evidently given up on trying to tame it. In some places it was still plastered down with gel, but in the back mostly it was sticking straight up like it usually did.
"Thanks, pal!"
"Quiet down, class!" It was Professor Minerva McGonagall yelling over the students. "We are going to split into pairs so that you can practice turning these porcupines into hair brushes," she explained.
James got paired with Peter, Remus with some Slytherin girl, Sirius with Lily, and Raven got paired with Wood. While Wood was working on his porcupine, a note dropped into Raven's lap. She opened it and it said:
I have an idea. We go on the date that you know Lily and James are gonna make us go on with them and then we just play it out like we like each other after that. What do you think?
Sirius
Raven turned the parchment over and wrote on the back. Then she folded it into a paper airplane and sent it back to him using the Levitation charm. Sirius opened it and read:
I don't see your point. What would that prove?
Raven
Sirius wrote his response on another piece of parchment and sent it back:
I don't know what it would prove! But it would just serve them right when they find out that we're not really going out, wouldn't it? C'mon, Rave! It's the perfect scam and I'm offering you a chance to be a part of it.
Sirius
Raven wrote back:
Oh, you're offering me a chance to be a part of it, are you? Yeah right! I'd like to see you go out with yourself! Okay, even if by some small chance I would agree to this, there's one thing you need to understand. you're not getting any perks!
Raven
Sirius replied:
Oh, come on!!! None whatsoever? You know you want me.....
Sirius
The note went back to Sirius:
"Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you! Oh baby, oh baby!"
Rave
Sirius wrote back:
God, you're such a tease! That was from 10 Things I Hate About You.
Sirius
As soon as the airplane dropped back into Raven's lap, Professor McGonagall's voice echoed through the room. "I'm sure we're all enormously impressed with your use of the Levitation charm, Mr. Black, but this is Transfiguration in case you haven't noticed. It won't happen again." Her last sentence was not a question, it was a statement, and Sirius wasn't sure if it required an answer. "Unless you want a detention?"
"Of course not, Professor," replied Sirius, meekly, stealing a glance at Raven, who was trying not to laugh.
"Detention. My office, 9 P.M."
"It's a date," said Sirius, sarcastically, under his breath.
"Ms. McKinnon? Would you be wanting one also? Then maybe you'd have time to finish your conversation with Black."
"It wasn't her fault, Professor," said Sirius, before Raven could answer. "She had nothing to do with it. I was the one that sent her the note, and she ignored it."
"Very well."
With that, the bell rang and Transfiguration was over. A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE, REVIEW!