Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that
cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own
Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Songs: Sometimes I have songs that a character is singing or dancing to.
In this chapter there is "Top That" from Teen Witch.
Chapter 10
September 7th
The return to normalcy that followed the Marauders the next few weeks was greatly appreciated by them all. They found it a lot easier when Sirius and Raven were on speaking terms and not pretending to snog every five minutes. On Saturday the gang was walking to dinner when they spotted Eve walking towards them down the hallway.
"Hey, Sirius. What do you say we go get ourselves lost?" she called, slyly.
"Give it a rest, Eve. I already told you, sloppy seconds aren't my style," he snapped back.
"Whatever you say, sweetie. You just don't wan to admit to your new little girlfriend that you still want me."
Sirius scoffed. "A - she's not my girlfriend, but B - she's more to me than you'll ever be, and C - when I left for the summer, I was perfectly content with never having to see you again, and now that I have, I'm thinking about going back to Germany."
James, Remus, and Raven looked at each other and then said in unison, "Over our dead bodies!" Sirius beamed at them and smiled.
"She's not your girlfriend?" Eve asked, excitedly.
"Nah, we already tried that, right guys?" said Raven, turning to the other Marauders and giving them a wink.
"Then why did she run off when she saw you kiss me?"
"You kissed me, I did not kiss you back."
"Because we were interrupted by her!" defended Eve.
"No, see she had to act like all jealous and stuff because they were pulling a prank on us," explained James, still a little ticked that it was all just a joke.
"We were pretending to go out because we wanted to teach them a lesson," added Sirius, seeing Eve's roll her eyes up into her head.
"So, you aren't going out with her?" she asked, hopefully.
"No."
"Oh good."
"Uh, but as far as you're concerned, " added Sirius hastefully, "I'm not available."
Eve then scoffed and looked at Raven loathingly. "Well, you really did a number on him, didn't you?" she said, given Raven an icy stare. "If it weren't for you he'd be begging me to come back right now."
"And I'm begging you to shut the hell up because you have no idea what you're talking about," snapped Raven.
Eve wasn't listening. ".Why he would want a skinny little bitch like you-"
"-Hey! Watch it, Eve. She may not be my girlfriend, but I'll always look out for her, and you will never talk to her like that again, got it?"
"Ha!" Eve yelled as she stalked off. The Marauders stood there in silence staring after her.
"I'm not skinny," stated Raven after a minute.
Sirius chuckled. "Yes, you are," he said as he put his arms on her shoulders and led her into the Great Hall.
"No, I'm not!" she said. She turned around to face Sirius. "You think I am?"
"Well, you're not too skinny if that's what you mean."
"Would it matter to you if I was?" said Raven, getting a little defensive.
"Not unless you were anorexic."
"Then why are you arguing with me?"
"I dunno," he said honestly, "cuz I thought we were past due for another row; it's been, what?, ten minutes since our last one."
"Good point. What were we even arguing about before?"
"I dunno," said Sirius, waving his hand, dismissingly.
"The difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite," said James.
"Oh yeah. What was the verdict?" asked Remus.
"Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Raven.
"Oh right." said Moony. And they all continued to eat in silence.
"Guys, I gotta go to the library. I'll meet you in the common room later," said Raven as she got up from the table.
When she did step back into the common room, what she saw was chaos. Sirius was standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by pretty much everyone else in the House. He was singing along to a song on the radio.
"Rave, get over here! We're doin karaoke!" shouted James as Sirius began to sing.
"I'm king, and they know it! When I snap my fingers everybody says, 'Show it!' I'm hot, and you're not! But if you wanna hang with me, I'll give it one shot. Top that! Top that! You can give all you can, but you will never top that! You can dream until you're blue, but you can never top that!"
"Oh, he is so hot!" Raven heard an excited 5th year girl exclaim to her friends as she walked by and stood next to Lily.
Sirius continued, "I'm hot, and you're not! But if you wanna hang with me, I'll give it one shot. Top that!"
Raven laughed and turned to Lily. "Watch this," she smiled, deviously and stepped into the circle to sing the next part. "Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would ever really wanna go and top that? Such a waste of pretty face, but hangin on your no one's face. I wish that you would take a look and really stop that! Top that? Stop that! I don't really give a fuck about tryin to top that. Top that? Stop that! I wish you'd finally take a real look and really stop that."
Sirius got back into it, "What's this?"
"Stop that!"
"What gives?"
"Stop that! I don't really give a fuck about tryin to top that," Raven sang again.
"Top that!"
"Big deal."
"Top that!"
"Unreal."
"You can try until you're blue-" started Sirius.
"--I will make a fool of you!"
"TOP THAT!" Sirius and Raven finished the song together.
Then Raven turned and walked to the fireplace, tapping Lucy's portrait. When the portrait opened up, she turned back around to look at Sirius. "Top that!" she said before disappearing through the door. A/N: I LOVE THAT MOVIE! HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!
The return to normalcy that followed the Marauders the next few weeks was greatly appreciated by them all. They found it a lot easier when Sirius and Raven were on speaking terms and not pretending to snog every five minutes. On Saturday the gang was walking to dinner when they spotted Eve walking towards them down the hallway.
"Hey, Sirius. What do you say we go get ourselves lost?" she called, slyly.
"Give it a rest, Eve. I already told you, sloppy seconds aren't my style," he snapped back.
"Whatever you say, sweetie. You just don't wan to admit to your new little girlfriend that you still want me."
Sirius scoffed. "A - she's not my girlfriend, but B - she's more to me than you'll ever be, and C - when I left for the summer, I was perfectly content with never having to see you again, and now that I have, I'm thinking about going back to Germany."
James, Remus, and Raven looked at each other and then said in unison, "Over our dead bodies!" Sirius beamed at them and smiled.
"She's not your girlfriend?" Eve asked, excitedly.
"Nah, we already tried that, right guys?" said Raven, turning to the other Marauders and giving them a wink.
"Then why did she run off when she saw you kiss me?"
"You kissed me, I did not kiss you back."
"Because we were interrupted by her!" defended Eve.
"No, see she had to act like all jealous and stuff because they were pulling a prank on us," explained James, still a little ticked that it was all just a joke.
"We were pretending to go out because we wanted to teach them a lesson," added Sirius, seeing Eve's roll her eyes up into her head.
"So, you aren't going out with her?" she asked, hopefully.
"No."
"Oh good."
"Uh, but as far as you're concerned, " added Sirius hastefully, "I'm not available."
Eve then scoffed and looked at Raven loathingly. "Well, you really did a number on him, didn't you?" she said, given Raven an icy stare. "If it weren't for you he'd be begging me to come back right now."
"And I'm begging you to shut the hell up because you have no idea what you're talking about," snapped Raven.
Eve wasn't listening. ".Why he would want a skinny little bitch like you-"
"-Hey! Watch it, Eve. She may not be my girlfriend, but I'll always look out for her, and you will never talk to her like that again, got it?"
"Ha!" Eve yelled as she stalked off. The Marauders stood there in silence staring after her.
"I'm not skinny," stated Raven after a minute.
Sirius chuckled. "Yes, you are," he said as he put his arms on her shoulders and led her into the Great Hall.
"No, I'm not!" she said. She turned around to face Sirius. "You think I am?"
"Well, you're not too skinny if that's what you mean."
"Would it matter to you if I was?" said Raven, getting a little defensive.
"Not unless you were anorexic."
"Then why are you arguing with me?"
"I dunno," he said honestly, "cuz I thought we were past due for another row; it's been, what?, ten minutes since our last one."
"Good point. What were we even arguing about before?"
"I dunno," said Sirius, waving his hand, dismissingly.
"The difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite," said James.
"Oh yeah. What was the verdict?" asked Remus.
"Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Raven.
"Oh right." said Moony. And they all continued to eat in silence.
"Guys, I gotta go to the library. I'll meet you in the common room later," said Raven as she got up from the table.
When she did step back into the common room, what she saw was chaos. Sirius was standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by pretty much everyone else in the House. He was singing along to a song on the radio.
"Rave, get over here! We're doin karaoke!" shouted James as Sirius began to sing.
"I'm king, and they know it! When I snap my fingers everybody says, 'Show it!' I'm hot, and you're not! But if you wanna hang with me, I'll give it one shot. Top that! Top that! You can give all you can, but you will never top that! You can dream until you're blue, but you can never top that!"
"Oh, he is so hot!" Raven heard an excited 5th year girl exclaim to her friends as she walked by and stood next to Lily.
Sirius continued, "I'm hot, and you're not! But if you wanna hang with me, I'll give it one shot. Top that!"
Raven laughed and turned to Lily. "Watch this," she smiled, deviously and stepped into the circle to sing the next part. "Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would ever really wanna go and top that? Such a waste of pretty face, but hangin on your no one's face. I wish that you would take a look and really stop that! Top that? Stop that! I don't really give a fuck about tryin to top that. Top that? Stop that! I wish you'd finally take a real look and really stop that."
Sirius got back into it, "What's this?"
"Stop that!"
"What gives?"
"Stop that! I don't really give a fuck about tryin to top that," Raven sang again.
"Top that!"
"Big deal."
"Top that!"
"Unreal."
"You can try until you're blue-" started Sirius.
"--I will make a fool of you!"
"TOP THAT!" Sirius and Raven finished the song together.
Then Raven turned and walked to the fireplace, tapping Lucy's portrait. When the portrait opened up, she turned back around to look at Sirius. "Top that!" she said before disappearing through the door. A/N: I LOVE THAT MOVIE! HOPE YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE REVIEW!