Hold the presses! I don't own any X-Men Evo characters except for the ones I made up or any GI Joe characters. This fic takes place not long after 'No Mutant is an Island'. Yup its another fun fic. A certain mutant's love life is going to become even more complicated!
Mutants on Film
Chapter 1: The Hottest Star in Hollywood
"Hello this is Mary Heartland and this is Ultimate Entertainment, your number one entertainment news program," A perky blonde woman in a blue dress stood in a flashy studio. "It's official, the Hottest Star of the year is the number one hunk in America according to People Magazine. Major mega teen Dylan Hunter, star of Scenes from a Mini Mall and Hammer's Heartland is the most popular seventeen-year-old in America. Just recently he's starting filming on his latest top secret movie project. Whatever it will be, you can bet it will be another box office smash hit."
A picture of a very handsome boy with blue eyes and dark blonde hair smiling was shown. "The latest buzz on this boy is the 'Win a Date with Dylan' contest sponsored by Young Magazine," Mary spoke. "All of America is wondering who will be the lucky girl chosen?"
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"Ugh, I haven't seen this many dogs since I went to the animal shelter," Talent Agent Mike 'Mac' McMurphy groaned as he looked at the huge pile of photos. He was a fat balding man in a loud suit and a cigar.
"I thought you had your secretary narrow down them down to some kind of A list?" Jeff Beene a tall distinguished man in glasses asked. He was Dylan's manager and accountant not to mention he was also Dylan's older cousin.
"This is the A list!" Mac spat out.
"Calm down Mac," Dylan walked in wearing a light blue sweater and a pair of jeans. "You'll give yourself another heart attack."
"No my last client did that," Mac grunted.
"I don't see what the problem is," Dylan said. "Just pick a photo and a name out of the lot and boom! Saves a lot of time!"
"It also opens us up to potential lawsuits and stalkers," Jeff told him. "Why do we have to do this hokey stunt anyway? It's not as if Dylan needs the publicity."
"If there's one thing I have learned in my thirty odd years in this business is that there's no such thing as too much good publicity!" Mac told him as he looked at a photo. "Another loser! Goodbye!"
"Jeff I know you mean well but sometimes you gotta take the bull by the horns and trust to fate. I like this one," Dylan took out a photo. "Hey! She's cute!"
"Well, well, well…We have a winner," Mac nodded as he studied the photo. "All right! Kid you got great instincts! This is it! Let's get this party in motion! Miss Kitty Pryde, it's time to put some excitement into your hum drum little life!"
Next: We see exactly how 'hum drum' Kitty's life is lately! (As if you didn't know!)