Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Chapter 17 - October 8th
He was waiting in the supply closet for her to go by. Seeing her alone, he quickly opened the door a crack, pulled her in, and, before she knew what was going on, was kissing her deeply.
Raven pushed him away. "That had better be you, Sirius Black," she said into the darkness.
"Sirius? It's me, Snivelly!" he joked.
Raven hit him across the chest before pulling him back into a kiss.
"Sorry for jumping you, ya know, it's just I couldn't get away last night and I missed you."
"I missed you, too," said Raven, slyly, beckoning him towards her with her finger.
The bell rang suddenly and they split apart at once. "Fuck!" they both said in unison. Sirius stuck his head out the closet door and into the empty hallway. "Coast's clear, let's go," he said, taking Raven's hand and pulling her behind him. They walked into the Charms classroom, and luckily, it had not started yet. People were still talking and taking their seats. Raven and Sirius sat down at their table with the rest of the gang. Lily gave Raven a knowing look and a wink. Raven stepped on her foot.
"Ouch!" she yelled.
"What?" asked James.
"N-nothing. Stubbed by toe on the desk," lied Lily.
Flitwick stepped onto his pile of books and began to call the class to order. "Now, now, now, students. Thank you. We will be practicing the Illusionment and Disillusionment Charms today. I will split you into pairs so that you can practice doing them. Right then, Mr. Potter, Ms. Evans. Mr. Lupin, Ms. Starck. Mr. Black, Ms. McKinnon."
Sirius cracked a smile and looked sideways at Raven. "Raven's free to disillusion me anytime!"
James and Remus laughed, pretend-punching Sirius in each arm. ".I don't get it, Lil," said Peter, to Lily.
"I do," said Lily, smiling at Raven.
James tried to explain to Peter. "Every time they get partnered up, Sirius goes into pick-up line mode.
Sirius turned and pretended to see Raven for the first time. "Haven't we met before?"
Raven smiled, deviously. "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic," she said as she rapped him hard over the head to disillusion him.
James and Lily chuckled as they disillusioned each other.
Sirius hand went to the top of his head. "Hey! You don't hafta do it that hard! And I don't have V.D., dammit! Do I really deserve this abuse, Prongs?" he asked, turning to James and Raven forcefully tapped his head again, bringing Sirius back to normal.
"I think you deserve worse, Padfoot."
Sirius quickly turned back around and looked at Raven. "Did you just grab my ass?"
Raven shook her head, innocently.
"Damn!" he said, looking let down.
"Must have been Flitwick," teased Raven.
Then Sirius lowered his voice and moved away from James and Lily. "Okay, why is Lily giving you those looks and acting like she knows what's going on?"
"Because she does."
"What?" yelled Sirius. James and Lily looked over at them.
"Oh, I said, uh, can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" explained Raven, hastily.
"Good one!" said Sirius, rapping Raven's head. Then he lowered his voice again. "You told her?"
"Well, not exactly! I mean, she tortured me and then she guessed what it was."
Sirius scoffed as Raven continued. "She already knew. She could tell something was up, and the rest of them will figure it out, too."
"Well, yeah, when she tells them!" he said through gritted teeth, lifting the disillusionment charm on her.
"She's not gonna tell them. I made her promise. But I also promised her we'd tell everyone soon."
"We will," Sirius' rage softened. "Trust me. I wanna be able to kiss you whenever I want."
Raven brought her face right up to his. "Like now, for example?"
"Yes, now would be nice," he said, looking down at her and smiling.
She rapped him over the head again and moved away muttering, "Patience is a virtue."
"Raven! Black! Potter! Quiddich practice tonight. Don't be late!" warned Wood, passing the gang in the library.
"We won't," said the three of them together, unenthusiastically.
"Guys, I have an idea," said Raven as the three of them joined Lily, Peter, and Remus, who was very pale, at their table in the library. "Well, I was thinking if we win the game this weekend, we could go up to my cottage to sort of celebrate."
"Your cottage? The one on the lake?" asked James, his eyes brimming with excitement.
"Yeah. It was left to my uncle when my parents died, and he decided to keep it. It's only like an hour away from here. We could go swimming, jetskiing, boating, skiing, tubing, ya know?"
"Oh my God! You have a jetski?" asked Sirius, dropping the book he was balancing on his head and earning a reprieving look from Madam Pince.
"I have three jetskiis," said Raven, lovingly.
Sirius rolled his eyes and smiled dreamily. "Let's go right now then."
"That would be perfect! Plus, Dumbledore always gives the first Monday after Quiddich starts off!" said Remus as some of the color returned to his face.
"Yeah, that would be great!" agreed Lily.
"Pete?" they all turned to Peter and asked him.
"Of course."
Remus got up from the table and said that he need to do some charms homework from the night before. As he slowly retreated out of the library, Raven watched Sirius and James wink at each other from the corner of her eye.
Sirius noticed Raven looking at them strangely and tried to distract her. "Hey, Raven, do you have a library card? Cuz I wanna check you out!"
Raven rolled her eyes but smiled at Sirius. "Wow, Sirius, you're so sweet," said Raven, sarcastically.
"Well it's easy to be sweet when you're talkin to sugar!" he continued without even having to think. Then a kid walked by with a laptop computer and everyone stared at him. "Aren't those for muggles?"
"I have one in my room. It's a good way to talk to people when you can't use magic," said Raven.
"Wanna come see my hard drive?" Sirius winked at Raven.
"What, you mean your three and a half inch floppy?" retorted Raven.
Sirius just stared at her for a second. "Damn! How'd you think of that? C'mon! You can't ever just let me have a good pick up line, can ya?"
"You've never seriously used one of those hoping to get laid, have you?"
"No, Raven, I'm kidding! I just know a lot of them cuz I think they're funny. I thought you did, too," said Sirius, pretending to be offended.
"I do! They're funny! It's just they're terrible! I'm gonna go to bed, guys. I'm tired," said Raven, gathering up her stuff.
"Was it something I said?" asked Sirius as Raven left for the Gryffindor common room.
Raven went into her room and a few minutes later the portrait opened and Sirius walked in. "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
Raven laughed as she wandered up to Sirius and threw her arms around his neck. Sirius looked down at her. "If you don't like the pick up lines, all you gotta do is say the word and I'll stop."
"You're the one who doesn't like it when I actually have a response to them," said Raven, returning his gaze.
"Actually, I love it. I just pretend not to."
"And I just pretend your lines don't work on me." Raven rose her eyebrows twice.
"Really? They do?"
Raven pressed her lips to Sirius's. "They make me laugh."
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER. PLEASE REVIEW! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP VERY SOON. I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Chapter 17 - October 8th
He was waiting in the supply closet for her to go by. Seeing her alone, he quickly opened the door a crack, pulled her in, and, before she knew what was going on, was kissing her deeply.
Raven pushed him away. "That had better be you, Sirius Black," she said into the darkness.
"Sirius? It's me, Snivelly!" he joked.
Raven hit him across the chest before pulling him back into a kiss.
"Sorry for jumping you, ya know, it's just I couldn't get away last night and I missed you."
"I missed you, too," said Raven, slyly, beckoning him towards her with her finger.
The bell rang suddenly and they split apart at once. "Fuck!" they both said in unison. Sirius stuck his head out the closet door and into the empty hallway. "Coast's clear, let's go," he said, taking Raven's hand and pulling her behind him. They walked into the Charms classroom, and luckily, it had not started yet. People were still talking and taking their seats. Raven and Sirius sat down at their table with the rest of the gang. Lily gave Raven a knowing look and a wink. Raven stepped on her foot.
"Ouch!" she yelled.
"What?" asked James.
"N-nothing. Stubbed by toe on the desk," lied Lily.
Flitwick stepped onto his pile of books and began to call the class to order. "Now, now, now, students. Thank you. We will be practicing the Illusionment and Disillusionment Charms today. I will split you into pairs so that you can practice doing them. Right then, Mr. Potter, Ms. Evans. Mr. Lupin, Ms. Starck. Mr. Black, Ms. McKinnon."
Sirius cracked a smile and looked sideways at Raven. "Raven's free to disillusion me anytime!"
James and Remus laughed, pretend-punching Sirius in each arm. ".I don't get it, Lil," said Peter, to Lily.
"I do," said Lily, smiling at Raven.
James tried to explain to Peter. "Every time they get partnered up, Sirius goes into pick-up line mode.
Sirius turned and pretended to see Raven for the first time. "Haven't we met before?"
Raven smiled, deviously. "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic," she said as she rapped him hard over the head to disillusion him.
James and Lily chuckled as they disillusioned each other.
Sirius hand went to the top of his head. "Hey! You don't hafta do it that hard! And I don't have V.D., dammit! Do I really deserve this abuse, Prongs?" he asked, turning to James and Raven forcefully tapped his head again, bringing Sirius back to normal.
"I think you deserve worse, Padfoot."
Sirius quickly turned back around and looked at Raven. "Did you just grab my ass?"
Raven shook her head, innocently.
"Damn!" he said, looking let down.
"Must have been Flitwick," teased Raven.
Then Sirius lowered his voice and moved away from James and Lily. "Okay, why is Lily giving you those looks and acting like she knows what's going on?"
"Because she does."
"What?" yelled Sirius. James and Lily looked over at them.
"Oh, I said, uh, can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" explained Raven, hastily.
"Good one!" said Sirius, rapping Raven's head. Then he lowered his voice again. "You told her?"
"Well, not exactly! I mean, she tortured me and then she guessed what it was."
Sirius scoffed as Raven continued. "She already knew. She could tell something was up, and the rest of them will figure it out, too."
"Well, yeah, when she tells them!" he said through gritted teeth, lifting the disillusionment charm on her.
"She's not gonna tell them. I made her promise. But I also promised her we'd tell everyone soon."
"We will," Sirius' rage softened. "Trust me. I wanna be able to kiss you whenever I want."
Raven brought her face right up to his. "Like now, for example?"
"Yes, now would be nice," he said, looking down at her and smiling.
She rapped him over the head again and moved away muttering, "Patience is a virtue."
"Raven! Black! Potter! Quiddich practice tonight. Don't be late!" warned Wood, passing the gang in the library.
"We won't," said the three of them together, unenthusiastically.
"Guys, I have an idea," said Raven as the three of them joined Lily, Peter, and Remus, who was very pale, at their table in the library. "Well, I was thinking if we win the game this weekend, we could go up to my cottage to sort of celebrate."
"Your cottage? The one on the lake?" asked James, his eyes brimming with excitement.
"Yeah. It was left to my uncle when my parents died, and he decided to keep it. It's only like an hour away from here. We could go swimming, jetskiing, boating, skiing, tubing, ya know?"
"Oh my God! You have a jetski?" asked Sirius, dropping the book he was balancing on his head and earning a reprieving look from Madam Pince.
"I have three jetskiis," said Raven, lovingly.
Sirius rolled his eyes and smiled dreamily. "Let's go right now then."
"That would be perfect! Plus, Dumbledore always gives the first Monday after Quiddich starts off!" said Remus as some of the color returned to his face.
"Yeah, that would be great!" agreed Lily.
"Pete?" they all turned to Peter and asked him.
"Of course."
Remus got up from the table and said that he need to do some charms homework from the night before. As he slowly retreated out of the library, Raven watched Sirius and James wink at each other from the corner of her eye.
Sirius noticed Raven looking at them strangely and tried to distract her. "Hey, Raven, do you have a library card? Cuz I wanna check you out!"
Raven rolled her eyes but smiled at Sirius. "Wow, Sirius, you're so sweet," said Raven, sarcastically.
"Well it's easy to be sweet when you're talkin to sugar!" he continued without even having to think. Then a kid walked by with a laptop computer and everyone stared at him. "Aren't those for muggles?"
"I have one in my room. It's a good way to talk to people when you can't use magic," said Raven.
"Wanna come see my hard drive?" Sirius winked at Raven.
"What, you mean your three and a half inch floppy?" retorted Raven.
Sirius just stared at her for a second. "Damn! How'd you think of that? C'mon! You can't ever just let me have a good pick up line, can ya?"
"You've never seriously used one of those hoping to get laid, have you?"
"No, Raven, I'm kidding! I just know a lot of them cuz I think they're funny. I thought you did, too," said Sirius, pretending to be offended.
"I do! They're funny! It's just they're terrible! I'm gonna go to bed, guys. I'm tired," said Raven, gathering up her stuff.
"Was it something I said?" asked Sirius as Raven left for the Gryffindor common room.
Raven went into her room and a few minutes later the portrait opened and Sirius walked in. "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
Raven laughed as she wandered up to Sirius and threw her arms around his neck. Sirius looked down at her. "If you don't like the pick up lines, all you gotta do is say the word and I'll stop."
"You're the one who doesn't like it when I actually have a response to them," said Raven, returning his gaze.
"Actually, I love it. I just pretend not to."
"And I just pretend your lines don't work on me." Raven rose her eyebrows twice.
"Really? They do?"
Raven pressed her lips to Sirius's. "They make me laugh."
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER. PLEASE REVIEW! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP VERY SOON. I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.