Chapter 6 -
"TOM AND JOHN, SONS OF AHACHOOKA. WAKE UP NOW."
A voice woke Tom and John into their consciousness. All they could remember in their head is a dream. A man dressed in a black cloak. A very smelly man. A batman. An army of weird creatures. A man with a beard. And at last, a mad elf.
"Where are we?" John asked, suddenly feeling weak and empty.
"IN HEAVEN, OF COURSE," the voice said.
"Oh really? Then, who are you?" Tom asked.
An angel with a apir of feathery wings appeared. "I AM THE ANGEL OF 'THOU-SHALT-NOT-URINE-STRAIGHT-INTO-THE-TOILET-BOWL-BUT-DOWN-THE-SIDE'. YOUR FRIEND ARAGRON HAD MISUSED MY NAME AND SHALL BE REINCARNATED TO A TOILET BOWL AS A PUNISHMENT."
"Oh, that's pretty good news considering what harm he had brought upon us," Tom said, after realizing his dream was actually his life. "What's next for us?"
"TO THE CHAMBER OF REINCARNATION, STUPID."
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* Angels of the Reincarnation Section's Notice Board *
NEWLY DECEASED:
*Tom Leghair
Death Cause (s): Elrond - murderer
Reincarnation Form: Elrond's son who will make Elrond mad from over-stress.
*John Leghair
Death Cause (s) Same as above
Reincarnation Form: Elrond's daughter who will shop-till-she-drop and make Elrond go bankrupt.
"TOM AND JOHN, SONS OF AHACHOOKA. WAKE UP NOW."
A voice woke Tom and John into their consciousness. All they could remember in their head is a dream. A man dressed in a black cloak. A very smelly man. A batman. An army of weird creatures. A man with a beard. And at last, a mad elf.
"Where are we?" John asked, suddenly feeling weak and empty.
"IN HEAVEN, OF COURSE," the voice said.
"Oh really? Then, who are you?" Tom asked.
An angel with a apir of feathery wings appeared. "I AM THE ANGEL OF 'THOU-SHALT-NOT-URINE-STRAIGHT-INTO-THE-TOILET-BOWL-BUT-DOWN-THE-SIDE'. YOUR FRIEND ARAGRON HAD MISUSED MY NAME AND SHALL BE REINCARNATED TO A TOILET BOWL AS A PUNISHMENT."
"Oh, that's pretty good news considering what harm he had brought upon us," Tom said, after realizing his dream was actually his life. "What's next for us?"
"TO THE CHAMBER OF REINCARNATION, STUPID."
***
* Angels of the Reincarnation Section's Notice Board *
NEWLY DECEASED:
*Tom Leghair
Death Cause (s): Elrond - murderer
Reincarnation Form: Elrond's son who will make Elrond mad from over-stress.
*John Leghair
Death Cause (s) Same as above
Reincarnation Form: Elrond's daughter who will shop-till-she-drop and make Elrond go bankrupt.