Title: Not What You Think

Written By: SlingShotRubberDucky

Rating: PG

Genre: Humor, something else

Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,

Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Beyblades, unless I marry one of the owners son. I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K. I don't own a Nokia cellphone either.

My Character Discriptions(sp):

Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.

Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.

Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)

Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.

Kai's pets that I made:

Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dog): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.

Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd(Yo, NR am I spelling it right?). Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.

Chapter 1: All Together Now

They were all on a plane back to Japan. The Russian Tournament was won, and Voltair and his lackey were in jail.

Tyson stood on his chair, leaning over the back to see what had popped up on Dizzara, Kenny's laptop. A flight attendant walked past and scolded the Japanese blader. Tyson obeyed, grumbling about the 'stupid rules'.

Max sat with his mother and the AllStarz. Judy was going to visit her husband and the AllStarz were taking a vacation. Just like the White Tigers.

Ray was making conversation with his old team. They were planning on seeing why Ray was staying in Japan.

"Kai?" Kai looked up from where he sat, gazing at his blue blade, near the back of the rows of seats. He watched as Mr. Dickenson approached him."May I sit down?"

"Go ahead," he said respectfully. Kai's voice was soft. It did not hold the usual cold bite it could. The older man sat next to him.

"Kai? You've been more quiet then normal. Is it because what happened with...Voltair?" Mr. Dickenson asked.

"No, I'm glad of that," to anyone who noticed, a smile, if small and sad, graced the stoic Kai's face. "I've just been thinking."

"What is it?" Mr. Dickenson placed a hand on Kai's shoulder, the young man tensed then relaxed under the gentle man's touch.

"It's nothing, just thinking of home," Kai said, closing his crimson orbs. "That's all."

"Alright, if that's all," Mr. Dickenson stood up and walked away. He sat down with Bruce Granger and his father.
"That's all I'm thinking 'bout Mr. Dickenson, no need to worry," Kai whispered. He opened his eyes, fingering something in his deep pocket.

Ray looked at his stoic captian(A/N this is not yaoi, get your friggin' heads outta the gutters!!!). He noticed that Kai seemed deep in thought.
"What's wrong, Ray?" Mariah asked, she sat between him and Lee."Are you okay?"
"Yeah, it's nothing," Ray answered, he looked back at Kai once more with his golden eyes.
"If there's nothing wrong with you, then stop acting like it," Lee said, he looked in the direction Ray kept looking in. Lee watched as Kai pulled a piece of paper from his pocket. At the angle Kai held it, Lee could make out a few things written on the paper, but it was in Russian.

"We will be landing in a few minutes. Please fasten your seat belts and put your seats in an upright position. Thank you," the voice of a flight attendent rang over the inter-com. The bladers did as told, and Kai put the note in his pocket.

They landed at a Japanese airport in Tokyo. Tyson was first off, followed by Kenny who had gotten airsick. The rest followed, and Kai was out last. They all gathered their luggage. Kai swung his lone, duffel bag over his shoulder after pulling out a black and silver walkman. He put the head-phones on and fell behind the group. He switched his music on and sang quietly to himself.

"' Whoa-oa, I've been banging my head against the wall, whoa-oa for so long it seems I knocked it down, yeah, I knocked it down whoa-oa and the heating bill went through the roof whoa-oa and the wall I knocked down was the proof that my land lord needed to kick me out

I got, evicted now I'm living on the street my spirits lifted no wait, that wasn't me too many turns have turned out to be wrong this time I learned that I knew it all along car crashes occur and I'll be what you were whoa-oa-oa when I see what I should when I see that it's good that it's good

to experience the bittersweet to taste defeat then brush my teeth

experience the bittersweet to taste defeat then brush my teeth

'cause I struggle with forward motion I struggle with forward motion we all struggle with forward motion 'cause forward motion is harder then it sounds and every time I gain some ground I gotta turn myself around again harder then it sounds and every time I gain some ground I gotta turn myself around again

Whoa-oa I've been banging my head against the wall whoa-oa for so long it seems I got knocked out yeah, I got knocked out cold whoa-oa and the medical bills went through the roof whoa-oa and the scar on my head is the proof that I'll still remember this when I get old '"

Kai stopped singing as he fingered the note in his pocket, it was from his sister, Susan Nicole Hiwatari. She was older then him. She wasn't pretty, but not ugly. She was average on the outside, and beautiful in her own little way on the inside. Kai let his headphones slide down around his neck, they were covered by his white scarf, the scarf was a fifth year birthday present from his sister and parents.

"Judy, where are we gonna stay while we're in Japan?" Michael, captian of the AllStarz, asked his coach."I'm sure that we won't all fit in your husbands home."

"Mr. Dickenson told me that he will be taking care of the housing for each team," the fair haired woman replied.

"Oh, so Mr. Dickenson, where will we be staying?" Mariah, the pink haired neko-jin, asked the old man.

"Well, if it's alright with him. You may stay at Kai's home," Mr. Dickenson had trailed behind and was walking a bit ahead of Kai. "Kai what do you think? Can they stay at your gra--, I mean, your mansion?"

"As long as they don't break anything and keep distance between me and them," Kai ignored the looks of 'awe' he got when the older man mentioned 'his' mansion.

"There you go, you will all be staying at The Hiwatari Mansion," Mr. Dickenson answered.

"Now, if you'll excuse me," Kai strayed from the group. As soon as he was outside the airport walls and leaning against one, Kai pulled out a silver, Nokia, cellphone. He dialed a specific number, his house number.

"Hiwatari residence. Whom, may I ask, is speaking, and how may I be of service?" a young, male voice met Kai's ears.

"Adrian, drop the vernacular, it's just me," Kai smirked.

"Master Kai?! What can I do for you? Where are you? How are you?" Adrian's voice was joy-filled.
"I'm fine, listen, I need you to send four limo's to the (insert name here) airport and make the house presentable. We'll have alot of guests," Kai watched out of the corner of his eye as the airport doors slid open and the teams walk out. "I'll see you later."

"I'll get it all done imediately, Master Kai, good bye," Adrian and Kai hung up just as Tyson walked up and stood near Kai.

"Who was that?" Tyson asked.
"You'll see," Kai tucked the phone into his pocket.
"When?" Tyson nagged.
"In exactly...seven minutes," Kai crossed his arms and took his usual position against the wall.

(Six minutes and fifty-seven seconds later)

"They'll be here in three....two..." before Kai could finish the countdown, four sleek, black limosines(sp) pulled up in front of the airport. Everyone, except Kai and the adults, were in awe.

A young Japanese male, stepped out of the head limo and bowed to Kai in respect.

"My goodness, Master Kai, you certainly grown in the past few years," the young man walked up to Kai and placed his hands on Kai's shoulders, Kai didn't even tense.

"Adrian, have you made the house presentable? I hope it doesn't look like my room normally does," Kai whispered in Adrian's ear. Adrian let out a laugh, drawing the teams attention there."Ahem, Adrian this is my team, Tyson Granger, Max Tate, Kenny or Chief, and Ray Kon. The AllStarz, Michael, Eddie, Steve, Emily, and their coach, Judy Tate. The White Tigers, Lee, Mariah, Gary, and Kevin. And Mr.Dickenson as you know. And Mr. Granger and his son Bruce Granger. Everyone, this is Adrian Watanabe, my personal servent and the man who keeps me out of trouble. Or at least tries."

"A pleasure, I'm sure," Adrina said, bowing. He went back to the head limo and opened the side doors."Kai, you and your team, will ride in here. The AllStarz and The White Tigers will be in the other two. And the fourth one, the adults may ride in." Kai got in the limo first after handing Adrian his duffel bag. He sat near the window, his back to the drivers seat. The others got in, their mouths were so wide, it looked as if their jaws would fall out.

"Whoa, Kai, you really know how to get around," Tyson broke the silence that had fallen apon the group. Adrian got in and sat beside Kai.

Once the teams were all settled, they headed for the Hiwatari Mansion.

(Seven minutes later, Hiwatari Household)

"Domo Arigato, Adrian," Kai said as Adrian opened his side door. Kai grabbed his duffel bag from Adrian and swung it over his shoulder, before he could protest."I'm not an irresponsible, little child anymore. I can carry my own bag."

"I'm not so sure about the 'irresponsible' part," Adrian jested. Kai rolled his eyes and made his way to the front door. He slowly opened it and walked in, dissappearing as he walked further in.

The rest of the teams watched as the servents came and gathered their stuff and took it inside. They were about to follow, when Adrian stopped them.
"Wait," he said, a wicked glint in his soft eyes.

A loud thud was heard from the mansion accompanied by a cry of displeasure.

"Gunthur! Get off of me!" Kai's voice cried out."Aghh! Cute dog, real cute!"

Adrian let them in and they could hardly contain a laugh when their eyes met the sight of a big, black, German Shepherd, sitting across Kai's upper torso. Dog slobber had smeared Kai's blue shark fin markings.

"Aww...come on, get off! I love you dog, but get off! Please Gunthur! Off!" Gunthur let out a low whine and got off. Kai sat up wiping the slobber off his face with his arm, his blue triangles came off too."Great, just great, I forgot about him."

Kai tried to stand up, but another German Shepherd bounded out of nowhere and jumped on Kai's back. The unprepared Russian teen fell face first to the ground.

When Kai didn't move, the second black and silver dog nudged him onto his back. Kai looked dead.

The black and silver let out a sad whine and sniffed Kai's face. Kai suddenly opened his eyes, and blew in the dog's nose.The German Shepherd shook his head around to rid him of the feeling, then left a trail of slobber on Kai's cheek.

"That's enough, ShutzHund. Shoo, get off the poor master," an old maid walked into the room."It's good to see you after all these years, little Kai."

Kai made a remark about not being 'little'.

"I'll call you 'Little Kai' until you're older then me," the silver haired Japanese woman said. She licked her thumb and wiped something from Kai's face."Hold on, you still have some of that confounded war paint on. Let me get it off."

"Nanni Sakura, it's okay, I'll wash it off later. And I won't put it on again while I'm here," Kai said as Sakura dried his cheek off with the end of her apron.

"You'll never where it again as long as I live, and when I'm dead you shan't or I'll come back to haunt you. You look like such a darling when you don't paint up your face, when you do you look like a little dickens," Sakura looked up at Kai when he stood up, she was only as tall as a bit higher up his upper arm. "My, my. You children grow up son much so quickly. Come, you must be hungry."

"Food?!" Tyson let his tongue hang over his lower lip and began to drool.

"Yes, come along, little ones," Sakura led the way to the dining hall.

End of this lame-o chapter

Reviews are nice, I like reviews....like Tyson is addicted to food, I am addicted to reviews. So make me a happy earth creature and review.

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Nikkie: I hope you enjoyed this as much as me and my buddy did. Hey, Night Ryder, am I spelling 'German Shepherd' right?

Nikkie's dark side(Yami no Nikkie): Like, you had better've, like, enjoyed this. I broke a nail helping this...this tomboy write it.

Nikkie: So? I 'break' my nails once in a while at Judo when I don't have enough time to clip 'em.

Yami no Nikkie: Like, Judo is for boys.

Nikkie: Then why do you tag along, and come with my and mom.

Yami no Nikkie: Like, because there are boys there. Like, Duhhh...

Nikkie:*Turns to readers* Hang on a sec. *Grabs her dark and throws her in a vat of mollassas(sp)* She's gonna go nowhere as long as she's in that. Well, I hope you'll review and read the next chapters when they have been posted.

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Do any of you people know the pirate song the Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann sing in Pirates Of The Caribean(sp) when they get drunk on that island??

If you do plz plz plz tell me!!!! I really need that song and you'll find out why if you tell me!!!!