Marauder Mayhem
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Random Thought #1: "Maybe I'm just dreamin, but I know dreams come true. And I'm still here believin that God made me for you. If we could just start over, get back where we began. We're better off together; it doesn't have to end. Goodbye, is this how you want it? I'll leave, but I don't want to go. I'll wait, but I can't wait forever for you to say goodbye." ~"Goodbye Letter" by Jonny Lang.
Random Thought #2: "A bell is no bell till you ring it. A song is no song till you sing it. And love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. Love isn't love till you give it away." ~Oscar Hammerstein.
A/N: JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, MY PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER HAS CRASHED. IT'S A BRAND NEW COMPUTER AND I DON'T THINK THE MOTHERBOARD IS COMPATIBLE WITH THE ACTUAL PC, IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS OR CARES. SO I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER AT HOME BECAUSE MY BROTHER'S HASN'T BEEN WORKING EITHER. I HAVE COLLEGE CLASSES MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY, SO I CAN STILL UPDATE MY CHAPTERS, BUT I HAVE TO DO ALL MY WRITING HERE OR AT WORK. I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU IN CASE THE PACE SLOWS DOWN A BIT. HOPEFULLY, IT WON'T AT ALL AND I'LL HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK BY NEXT WEEK, BUT YA NEVER KNOW. I STILL NEED IDEAS FOR RAVEN'S BIRTHDAY CUZ MY BEST FRIEND CAMERON, WHO SIRIUS IS BASED ON BY THE WAY, WON'T LET ME USE WHAT HE DID FOR ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY, FEEL FREE TO SEND IT IN YOUR REVIEW OR IM ME IF I GET MY COMPUTER BACK AND I'M ON.
Chapter 29 - November 7th
James was arguing with Lucy. "Luce, please? C'mon, it's really important; I have to talk to her."
Lucy glanced behind her, through the wall, nervously. "Um...it's late. She's...sleeping!"
James looked at his watch. "It's only 11:30; she's sleeping?"
"Uh..."
"She'll understand, Luce. I really need to talk to her."
"...Fine," Lucy gave in, her portrait sliding up reluctantly.
James walked two steps into Raven's room and stopped. Sirius was on top of Raven on her bed and they were kissing heavily. James cleared his throat. Sirius and Raven slowly broke apart and looked up at him. James folded his arms over his chest.
"No, James, I don't think Lily's in here. Anything else you wanted?" said Sirius nonchalantly, propping himself up with his arms.
"I need to talk to Rave...alone," he said.
Raven pushed Sirius off of her and sat up, looking with concern at James. "Everything okay?"
"Oh yeah, I just need to ask you something."
"But Prongs--"
"Goodnight, Sirius," Raven interrupted him.
Sirius gave her a look and then got off the bed. "Goodnight." He kissed her quickly and then left the room.
"Is it about Sirius?" asked Raven, patting the bed next to her.
James sat. "No, I was just wondering something about Lily."
"Okay...what?"
"Well...is she a virgin?"
Raven laughed lightly. "Why are you asking me? Why don't you ask your girlfriend?"
"I can't ask her that!"
"Why not?"
"Cuz then she'll think I wanna do it!" screeched James.
"Well...don't you?"
James smiled and looked at Raven mischievously. "Well, yeah...but not until she's ready. I just, I can't ask her. Not now. I just wanted to know. You don't happen to know, do you?"
"Of course I know; she's my best friend."
"So...???"
"Seriously? How come you even have to ask?"
"Well that's what I thought, but I don't know."
"So that's all you wanted?" asked Raven.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry for...interrupting."
Raven smiled. "It's okay. I was gonna kick him out in a few minutes anyway."
"Sure you were," said James, shooting her a knowing look.
"I was! Now you get to be the bad guy."
"And I'm sure I'll get it when I go upstairs." James stood up. "Goodnight, Minx."
"Night." As the portrait closed, Raven addressed Lucy. "A little warning next time, maybe?"
"I thought it was funny," replied Lucy, grinning.
Raven rolled her eyes.
James headed up to the boys' dormitories. He went to his bed and put on his pajamas. He pulled back the covers and stared. "What the..."
Sirius, Remus, and Peter started chuckling.
"Padfoot!"
"I didn't do it, I swear! It was Remus' idea!"
"Moony?" James turned to Remus.
Remus shrugged his shoulders as he laughed and looked at what was embroidered on James' blue pillowcase in white lettering.
James looked back at Sirius.
"C'mon, I don't know that spell!"
"What I'm having trouble with, Padfoot, is why Remus would call me a 'Cockblocker.' He doesn't even have a girlfriend."
"Okay, so he was very upset when I told him you kicked me out of Raven's room. I tried to stop him!" Sirius put on his most convincing innocent puppy dog face.
James started to laugh, and Sirius broke into a smile. James chucked the 'Cockblocker' pillow at his face. Sirius caught the pillow and examined it. "Nice work, Moony, really."
"Shut up, I know you did it, Padfoot!" said James.
"Nuh-uh! I told you I didn't know how!...I threatened Moony to do it." Sirius looked extremely happy with himself.
"Well, I didn't know you were going for the gold, or believe me, I would have waited until tomorrow," said James sounding a tad bit disgusted.
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Potter! We were doing nothing of the sort!" Sirius got up from his own bed and sat eagerly on James'. "But you can make it up to me."
James' eyes widened in mock-shock. "Sirius Padfoot Black! I am not doing that!"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "You're not my type, Prongs. I need you to help me with something...all of you. Moony, Wormtail," Sirius beckoned his other two friends over to James' bed. The four of them each took a corner of the bed to sit at. Sirius leaned forward as he spoke. "Her birthday...any suggestions? I've never really cared enough about a girl to do that kind of thing."
"Ya know, it is just beautiful that you can admit to that, Padfoot," teased Remus.
Sirius rolled his eyes and quickly lunged at Remus, sending him off the bed with a thud.
Peter and Sirius laughed as Remus narrowed his eyes on Sirius. "I was only joking, you prat!" He got back up on the bed. "Now see if I help you with anything."
"C'mon, Moony, I honestly don't know what to do."
"Well, flowers, candy, jewelery..." started James.
"No, no, no...those are too normal. Stuff like that isn't good enough for her! It would just make me look like a giant retard."
"Don't call yourself a *giant* retard, Sirius. It wouldn't be fair to all the other retards," said Remus, trying to keep a straight face.
"Alright, Moony, you just signed your own death warrant! You die, Lupin!" shouted Sirius, pulling out his wand and pointing it in Remus' face. Remus scrambled under the bed, but not before Sirius uttered his attack. "Keratinrouge!"
The room went silent as Remus peeked out from under the bed...with hot pink hair, down to the roots!
Sirius, James, and Peter fell over laughing as Remus ran to the nearest mirror. "Holy fuck!" he exclaimed, his hands going up to his head. "This better come out!"
"Oh, it will..." said Sirius, coolly, "...in about a week."
A/N: HEHE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT MOONY WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH PINK HAIR. PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED CHEERING UP AFTER MY COMPUTER'S BEEN BEING MEAN TO ME! I'M SORRY IT'S SO SHORT, BUT I WANTED TO UPDATE BEFORE I HAD TO GO HOME TO NO COMPUTER AND THIS IS WHAT I HAD SO FAR. SORRY! I PROMISE, A LONG ONE NEXT TIME.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I obviously don't own any HP stuff. you all know that cuz you're not stupid, and even if ya are, it's okay! However, I do own Raven McKinnon and a few other made up characters along the way.
Random Thought #1: "Maybe I'm just dreamin, but I know dreams come true. And I'm still here believin that God made me for you. If we could just start over, get back where we began. We're better off together; it doesn't have to end. Goodbye, is this how you want it? I'll leave, but I don't want to go. I'll wait, but I can't wait forever for you to say goodbye." ~"Goodbye Letter" by Jonny Lang.
Random Thought #2: "A bell is no bell till you ring it. A song is no song till you sing it. And love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. Love isn't love till you give it away." ~Oscar Hammerstein.
A/N: JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, MY PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER HAS CRASHED. IT'S A BRAND NEW COMPUTER AND I DON'T THINK THE MOTHERBOARD IS COMPATIBLE WITH THE ACTUAL PC, IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS OR CARES. SO I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER AT HOME BECAUSE MY BROTHER'S HASN'T BEEN WORKING EITHER. I HAVE COLLEGE CLASSES MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY, SO I CAN STILL UPDATE MY CHAPTERS, BUT I HAVE TO DO ALL MY WRITING HERE OR AT WORK. I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU IN CASE THE PACE SLOWS DOWN A BIT. HOPEFULLY, IT WON'T AT ALL AND I'LL HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK BY NEXT WEEK, BUT YA NEVER KNOW. I STILL NEED IDEAS FOR RAVEN'S BIRTHDAY CUZ MY BEST FRIEND CAMERON, WHO SIRIUS IS BASED ON BY THE WAY, WON'T LET ME USE WHAT HE DID FOR ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY, FEEL FREE TO SEND IT IN YOUR REVIEW OR IM ME IF I GET MY COMPUTER BACK AND I'M ON.
Chapter 29 - November 7th
James was arguing with Lucy. "Luce, please? C'mon, it's really important; I have to talk to her."
Lucy glanced behind her, through the wall, nervously. "Um...it's late. She's...sleeping!"
James looked at his watch. "It's only 11:30; she's sleeping?"
"Uh..."
"She'll understand, Luce. I really need to talk to her."
"...Fine," Lucy gave in, her portrait sliding up reluctantly.
James walked two steps into Raven's room and stopped. Sirius was on top of Raven on her bed and they were kissing heavily. James cleared his throat. Sirius and Raven slowly broke apart and looked up at him. James folded his arms over his chest.
"No, James, I don't think Lily's in here. Anything else you wanted?" said Sirius nonchalantly, propping himself up with his arms.
"I need to talk to Rave...alone," he said.
Raven pushed Sirius off of her and sat up, looking with concern at James. "Everything okay?"
"Oh yeah, I just need to ask you something."
"But Prongs--"
"Goodnight, Sirius," Raven interrupted him.
Sirius gave her a look and then got off the bed. "Goodnight." He kissed her quickly and then left the room.
"Is it about Sirius?" asked Raven, patting the bed next to her.
James sat. "No, I was just wondering something about Lily."
"Okay...what?"
"Well...is she a virgin?"
Raven laughed lightly. "Why are you asking me? Why don't you ask your girlfriend?"
"I can't ask her that!"
"Why not?"
"Cuz then she'll think I wanna do it!" screeched James.
"Well...don't you?"
James smiled and looked at Raven mischievously. "Well, yeah...but not until she's ready. I just, I can't ask her. Not now. I just wanted to know. You don't happen to know, do you?"
"Of course I know; she's my best friend."
"So...???"
"Seriously? How come you even have to ask?"
"Well that's what I thought, but I don't know."
"So that's all you wanted?" asked Raven.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry for...interrupting."
Raven smiled. "It's okay. I was gonna kick him out in a few minutes anyway."
"Sure you were," said James, shooting her a knowing look.
"I was! Now you get to be the bad guy."
"And I'm sure I'll get it when I go upstairs." James stood up. "Goodnight, Minx."
"Night." As the portrait closed, Raven addressed Lucy. "A little warning next time, maybe?"
"I thought it was funny," replied Lucy, grinning.
Raven rolled her eyes.
James headed up to the boys' dormitories. He went to his bed and put on his pajamas. He pulled back the covers and stared. "What the..."
Sirius, Remus, and Peter started chuckling.
"Padfoot!"
"I didn't do it, I swear! It was Remus' idea!"
"Moony?" James turned to Remus.
Remus shrugged his shoulders as he laughed and looked at what was embroidered on James' blue pillowcase in white lettering.
James looked back at Sirius.
"C'mon, I don't know that spell!"
"What I'm having trouble with, Padfoot, is why Remus would call me a 'Cockblocker.' He doesn't even have a girlfriend."
"Okay, so he was very upset when I told him you kicked me out of Raven's room. I tried to stop him!" Sirius put on his most convincing innocent puppy dog face.
James started to laugh, and Sirius broke into a smile. James chucked the 'Cockblocker' pillow at his face. Sirius caught the pillow and examined it. "Nice work, Moony, really."
"Shut up, I know you did it, Padfoot!" said James.
"Nuh-uh! I told you I didn't know how!...I threatened Moony to do it." Sirius looked extremely happy with himself.
"Well, I didn't know you were going for the gold, or believe me, I would have waited until tomorrow," said James sounding a tad bit disgusted.
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Potter! We were doing nothing of the sort!" Sirius got up from his own bed and sat eagerly on James'. "But you can make it up to me."
James' eyes widened in mock-shock. "Sirius Padfoot Black! I am not doing that!"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "You're not my type, Prongs. I need you to help me with something...all of you. Moony, Wormtail," Sirius beckoned his other two friends over to James' bed. The four of them each took a corner of the bed to sit at. Sirius leaned forward as he spoke. "Her birthday...any suggestions? I've never really cared enough about a girl to do that kind of thing."
"Ya know, it is just beautiful that you can admit to that, Padfoot," teased Remus.
Sirius rolled his eyes and quickly lunged at Remus, sending him off the bed with a thud.
Peter and Sirius laughed as Remus narrowed his eyes on Sirius. "I was only joking, you prat!" He got back up on the bed. "Now see if I help you with anything."
"C'mon, Moony, I honestly don't know what to do."
"Well, flowers, candy, jewelery..." started James.
"No, no, no...those are too normal. Stuff like that isn't good enough for her! It would just make me look like a giant retard."
"Don't call yourself a *giant* retard, Sirius. It wouldn't be fair to all the other retards," said Remus, trying to keep a straight face.
"Alright, Moony, you just signed your own death warrant! You die, Lupin!" shouted Sirius, pulling out his wand and pointing it in Remus' face. Remus scrambled under the bed, but not before Sirius uttered his attack. "Keratinrouge!"
The room went silent as Remus peeked out from under the bed...with hot pink hair, down to the roots!
Sirius, James, and Peter fell over laughing as Remus ran to the nearest mirror. "Holy fuck!" he exclaimed, his hands going up to his head. "This better come out!"
"Oh, it will..." said Sirius, coolly, "...in about a week."
A/N: HEHE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT MOONY WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH PINK HAIR. PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED CHEERING UP AFTER MY COMPUTER'S BEEN BEING MEAN TO ME! I'M SORRY IT'S SO SHORT, BUT I WANTED TO UPDATE BEFORE I HAD TO GO HOME TO NO COMPUTER AND THIS IS WHAT I HAD SO FAR. SORRY! I PROMISE, A LONG ONE NEXT TIME.