Title: Not What You Think
Written By: SlingShotRubberDucky
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, something else
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Beyblades, unless I marry one of the owners son. I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either.
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd(Yo, NR am I spelling it right?). Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd(I forgot to introduce him in chapter1): An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
Chapter 2: Pink Floid
"Whoa-oa, that was de-li-sci-ous(sp)!" Tyson rubbed his belly as Kai showed the teams around. The adults had left to take care of business, so the teens were all alone with the maids and butlers in a HUGE mansion. They were now in the garden.
The teams realized that the stoic Kai, quiet, harsh, emotionless Kai, was actually a different person when he was at home and his grandfather was gone. Kai was able to laugh at his dogs, show pain when Sakura paddled him across the rear end, and have fun. Gunthur and Shutzhund followed at their masters heels as he walked through the garden as he ended the tour.
"Hey, FatMan!" a voice like Kai's insulted Tyson as the Japanese boy walked past a big, leafy bush.
"Kai! What did you call me that for?" Tyson whined.
"Wasn't me," Kai defended, he listened as the voice spoke again.
"What's the matter, Monkey-Butt?" Kai suddenly remembered a certain, little, annoying something."Butt-Munch!"
"Kai! Stop it!"
"It wasn't me," Kai groaned.
"There is only _one_ person I know who has that voice, and that's _you_! If it wasn't you, than who was it?" Tyson pushed.
"Floyd, it's only Floyd," Kai stated calmly.
"Right~. Who's that? You're imaginary friend?" Tyson was getting annoying.
"I wish, maybe then he'd shut up," Kai groaned under his breath, then spoke up. "You can come out now Floyd."
At the call, a pink-crested cockatoo hopped out of the bushes.
"Rach, Floid do this, Floid do that," Floid said in Kai's voice mockingly.
"You do know that I can duct tape you stupid beak shut, right?" Kai questioned."Guys, this is Floyd, my talking cockatoo."
"Nice to meet you stupid," Floyd said in a birdy voice. Floyd flew up and perched on Kai's shoulder."Long time, no see, baby."
"I know where I hid my gun," Kai warned. Floyd turned his attention from Kai and to Tyson's hand, noticing the open candy bar he held.
"Mine?" Floyd tilted his head. Tyson looked at him."Mine? Mine?"
Floyd flew to Tyson's shoulder and hopped down his arm, he rested on his wrist.
"Mine? Mine?" Tyson tried to shake the bird. "Mine?"
"No," Tyson tried again.
Floyd pecked at the chocolate and broke a piece off. He ate it with a little difficulty.
"Floyd, go," Kai pointed to the door leading inside the house.
"Yes, daddy," Floyd said and flew off.
"Let's go get you all settled in your rooms," Kai started for the door, he stopped when he heard a vehicle pull up in front of the mansion."Hang on."
The dogs sniffed the air, became excited, and ran around the corner of the building, Kai followed. Kai was met with the sight of a navy blue Dodge Ram parked in the driveway and a Greater Swiss Mountie jumping out of the driver side door when it opened, followed by its master.
"Hey Kai," a purple haired girl waved to him as she walked up."How has life been treating you?"
"It's been horrible, Grandpa was thrown in jail and now I'm stuck with my team and their little friends," Kai said sarcasticly, and dramaticly laid a hand across his forehead. Kai then knelt down and petted the Mountie's head."Hello Yuki. Hey boy. How have you been, Susan?"
"Hey, chickie-baby," Floyd flew down from an open window and landed on Susan's shoulder.
"I was fine until this chicken came along," Susan rolled her amethyst(sp) eyes."Who taught him to talk?"
"Not me. Maybe grandpa," Kai shrugged, standing up.
"Psst, Yuki. Get the birdy," Yuki the Mountie jumped at the bird at his masters command.
"Ahhh! It's the devil in dog form! Be gone demon!" Floyd flew out of the dogs reach. Yuki wagged his tail happily as he held a few feathers in his mouth from Floyd."Ahh! I'm naked! Don't look!"
"Ha ha! Here Yuki, Good boy," Yuki went to Susan's hip and sat down. She knelt down and petted him on the head."Who's a good boy? Yuki, you wanna cookie?"
"This is my older sister, Susan," Kai introduced her as Yuki got his much deserved treat."Sis, these people are-"
"I know, baby brother. I do watch television. They are the BladeBreakers, AllStarz, and WhiteTigerz," Susan said."Oh, here. It's from an old group of friends."
She handed Kai a piece of folded paper. He unfolded it, it read:
"Kai,
We have no place to stay in Russia, and we have no money either. So we asked your sister when she visited and she said we could stay at your place. She sent us four tickets and we'll be in Japan in two days.
The Demolition Boys
P.S
Spencer still wants you dead."
"So you invited Tala and the gang to destroy our house?" Kai raised an eyebrow, then hugged his sister."You're absolutely brilliant!"
"I know, I know. One of us has to be," Susan smirked her own Hiwatari style smirk. Kai glared his death glare which didn't last long when his sister smiled sweetly at him."You could never stay mad at me for more then three seconds, bro. Never."
End of Pure stupidity chapter 2
Thank you for induring it with me. Sorry it took so long, I had a nasty case of writers block.
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Nikkie: I'm back, and a certian buddy of mine requested that I do something to the evil priss known as my dark side.
Yami no Nikkie: Ohhh....you ruined my perm with that stupid sticky stuff.*Picking at her hair* I hate you.
Nikkie: I'm not all that fond of you either.*Reveals a pair of sheep shears to readers* Mwahahahahaha!
Yami: Now what are you so happy about?
Nikkie: Oh nothing, nothing at all.*jumps her Dark and pins her down in a Judo hold down(can't remember name)* Rah ha ha!
Yami: Eep! No not my lovely locks.
Nikkie:*Starts giving her a hair cut* A little off of here, a little off of there. Oops did I knick you?
Yami: No.
Nikkie:*Thinking* Too bad...*speaking* I'm almost done. Vwa-la(sp), you look beautiful. Hee hee.
Yami:*Hairs all unevenly cut, she has a bald spot or two* Do I really?
Nikkie:*Nods head*
Yami: Yay, I've got a date tonight, buh-bye.*Leaves to find her boyfriend*
Nikkie:*Grins like the dickens she is* Some things are better left unsaid. Bwahahahaha!
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Written By: SlingShotRubberDucky
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, something else
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Beyblades, unless I marry one of the owners son. I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either.
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd(Yo, NR am I spelling it right?). Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd(I forgot to introduce him in chapter1): An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
Chapter 2: Pink Floid
"Whoa-oa, that was de-li-sci-ous(sp)!" Tyson rubbed his belly as Kai showed the teams around. The adults had left to take care of business, so the teens were all alone with the maids and butlers in a HUGE mansion. They were now in the garden.
The teams realized that the stoic Kai, quiet, harsh, emotionless Kai, was actually a different person when he was at home and his grandfather was gone. Kai was able to laugh at his dogs, show pain when Sakura paddled him across the rear end, and have fun. Gunthur and Shutzhund followed at their masters heels as he walked through the garden as he ended the tour.
"Hey, FatMan!" a voice like Kai's insulted Tyson as the Japanese boy walked past a big, leafy bush.
"Kai! What did you call me that for?" Tyson whined.
"Wasn't me," Kai defended, he listened as the voice spoke again.
"What's the matter, Monkey-Butt?" Kai suddenly remembered a certain, little, annoying something."Butt-Munch!"
"Kai! Stop it!"
"It wasn't me," Kai groaned.
"There is only _one_ person I know who has that voice, and that's _you_! If it wasn't you, than who was it?" Tyson pushed.
"Floyd, it's only Floyd," Kai stated calmly.
"Right~. Who's that? You're imaginary friend?" Tyson was getting annoying.
"I wish, maybe then he'd shut up," Kai groaned under his breath, then spoke up. "You can come out now Floyd."
At the call, a pink-crested cockatoo hopped out of the bushes.
"Rach, Floid do this, Floid do that," Floid said in Kai's voice mockingly.
"You do know that I can duct tape you stupid beak shut, right?" Kai questioned."Guys, this is Floyd, my talking cockatoo."
"Nice to meet you stupid," Floyd said in a birdy voice. Floyd flew up and perched on Kai's shoulder."Long time, no see, baby."
"I know where I hid my gun," Kai warned. Floyd turned his attention from Kai and to Tyson's hand, noticing the open candy bar he held.
"Mine?" Floyd tilted his head. Tyson looked at him."Mine? Mine?"
Floyd flew to Tyson's shoulder and hopped down his arm, he rested on his wrist.
"Mine? Mine?" Tyson tried to shake the bird. "Mine?"
"No," Tyson tried again.
Floyd pecked at the chocolate and broke a piece off. He ate it with a little difficulty.
"Floyd, go," Kai pointed to the door leading inside the house.
"Yes, daddy," Floyd said and flew off.
"Let's go get you all settled in your rooms," Kai started for the door, he stopped when he heard a vehicle pull up in front of the mansion."Hang on."
The dogs sniffed the air, became excited, and ran around the corner of the building, Kai followed. Kai was met with the sight of a navy blue Dodge Ram parked in the driveway and a Greater Swiss Mountie jumping out of the driver side door when it opened, followed by its master.
"Hey Kai," a purple haired girl waved to him as she walked up."How has life been treating you?"
"It's been horrible, Grandpa was thrown in jail and now I'm stuck with my team and their little friends," Kai said sarcasticly, and dramaticly laid a hand across his forehead. Kai then knelt down and petted the Mountie's head."Hello Yuki. Hey boy. How have you been, Susan?"
"Hey, chickie-baby," Floyd flew down from an open window and landed on Susan's shoulder.
"I was fine until this chicken came along," Susan rolled her amethyst(sp) eyes."Who taught him to talk?"
"Not me. Maybe grandpa," Kai shrugged, standing up.
"Psst, Yuki. Get the birdy," Yuki the Mountie jumped at the bird at his masters command.
"Ahhh! It's the devil in dog form! Be gone demon!" Floyd flew out of the dogs reach. Yuki wagged his tail happily as he held a few feathers in his mouth from Floyd."Ahh! I'm naked! Don't look!"
"Ha ha! Here Yuki, Good boy," Yuki went to Susan's hip and sat down. She knelt down and petted him on the head."Who's a good boy? Yuki, you wanna cookie?"
"This is my older sister, Susan," Kai introduced her as Yuki got his much deserved treat."Sis, these people are-"
"I know, baby brother. I do watch television. They are the BladeBreakers, AllStarz, and WhiteTigerz," Susan said."Oh, here. It's from an old group of friends."
She handed Kai a piece of folded paper. He unfolded it, it read:
"Kai,
We have no place to stay in Russia, and we have no money either. So we asked your sister when she visited and she said we could stay at your place. She sent us four tickets and we'll be in Japan in two days.
The Demolition Boys
P.S
Spencer still wants you dead."
"So you invited Tala and the gang to destroy our house?" Kai raised an eyebrow, then hugged his sister."You're absolutely brilliant!"
"I know, I know. One of us has to be," Susan smirked her own Hiwatari style smirk. Kai glared his death glare which didn't last long when his sister smiled sweetly at him."You could never stay mad at me for more then three seconds, bro. Never."
End of Pure stupidity chapter 2
Thank you for induring it with me. Sorry it took so long, I had a nasty case of writers block.
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Nikkie: I'm back, and a certian buddy of mine requested that I do something to the evil priss known as my dark side.
Yami no Nikkie: Ohhh....you ruined my perm with that stupid sticky stuff.*Picking at her hair* I hate you.
Nikkie: I'm not all that fond of you either.*Reveals a pair of sheep shears to readers* Mwahahahahaha!
Yami: Now what are you so happy about?
Nikkie: Oh nothing, nothing at all.*jumps her Dark and pins her down in a Judo hold down(can't remember name)* Rah ha ha!
Yami: Eep! No not my lovely locks.
Nikkie:*Starts giving her a hair cut* A little off of here, a little off of there. Oops did I knick you?
Yami: No.
Nikkie:*Thinking* Too bad...*speaking* I'm almost done. Vwa-la(sp), you look beautiful. Hee hee.
Yami:*Hairs all unevenly cut, she has a bald spot or two* Do I really?
Nikkie:*Nods head*
Yami: Yay, I've got a date tonight, buh-bye.*Leaves to find her boyfriend*
Nikkie:*Grins like the dickens she is* Some things are better left unsaid. Bwahahahaha!
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