Title: Not What You Think

Written By: SlingShotRubberDucky(Rinnalaiss/MissNikkie)

Rating: PG(for later chapters for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)

Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)

Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,

Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Beyblades, unless I marry one of the owners son. I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine) And the 'Drunk Men' song is not mine either, it belongs to my best friends little brother, Congweth(it's the brothers name in Elvish). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps....

The song in this chapter is Relient K's 'Chapstick, Chapped lips and Things Like Chemistry' on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the song(or anyother in this fic), tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter.

I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it later in the fic.

Authors notes 'n crud:

Hey, Caladiel, the whole thing with the blue Dodge Ram. Um...hee hee...I did that on purpose. I figured I'd do that cuz I know you love them oh so much, bwahahahaha...bwahahahaha! ~Yours truly-- Rinnalaiss Turegwaithen

My Character Discriptions(sp):

Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.

Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.

Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)

Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.

Kai's pets that I made:

Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.

Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd(Yo, Caladiel am I spelling it right?). Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.

Floyd(I forgot to introduce him in chapter1): An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.

Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.

Chapter 3: Of Drunken-ness and Old TeamMates

The bladers were all in their rooms sleeping, when the bang of a door slamming against a wall when it opened, woke everyone. They could hear footsteps from downstairs as someone stumbled up clumsily from the wine cellar. The person was singing.

"We're drunk men, we're drunk men. We jump off bridges. We're drunk men, we're drunk men. We dive off cliffs. You might see us in a bar, or ready to jump off a big, ol' cliff," the voice repeated the song with a nasty case of hiccups.

The residence upstairs could hear the person stagger into the den. He kept singing, he sounded drunk, he sounded like...

"KAI!" they heard Adrian yell as he raced downstairs. Soon Adrian was in the den."Kai! You were at the bottle Again!"

"Aye, mate. But who's Kai?" the teams looked out of their seperate room doors and went out. Michael led the way down stairs and was the first to see Kai, lying on the couch with a bottle of rum to his mouth and two more hanging by their necks from Kai's hand near the floor.

"You're Kai, but you're drunk. Again," Adrian tried to take the bottles from his master. Kai pulled them back.

"I'm not 'Kai', mate. The name's Jack Sparrow, Captian Jack Sparrow," Kai said when he took a break for air between gulps."And I'm not givin' you me rum, you bloody fool."

"You've watched the Pirates of the Carribean too many times, Kai," Adrian groaned.

"Let me through please," Sakura created a path through the shocked bladers standing at the den's entrance."Little Kai, I thought you gave up drinking when you were three."

"He's been drinking since he was three?!" Mariah sounded astonished.

"Aye me bonnie(sp) lass," Kai answered taking another swig and finishing off the bottles contents. He looked through the neck saddly before tossing it to Adrian and opening another bottle.

"He's part Russian, Russian's start drinking when they are little," Sakura explained."Put down the rum and go to bed, little one."

"Why would I want to put down me rum and go to me bloody room?" Kai stood up and took another drink.

"Oh, you're absolutely right, 'Jack'. Why would you want to?" Sakura picked up a wooden paddle from the coffee table. She whacked Kai across the rear end with it. Kai let out a cry of shock and pain."Because I told you to!"

Sakura hit him again when he refused to go, this time she hit him in the head.Kai was in mid-gulp when she clocked him. His eyes rolled and he fell back on the couch, unconscious. Adrian took the rum and gave it to Mr.Yamada, the head butler who had woken up also, he took them away.

"He's gonna have one heck of a hangover," Adrian picked his master up and slung him over his shoulder."Sakura, would you lock up the cellar?"

"How about I burn it?" Sakura was irked that her little master had gotten himself drunk.

"Not now," Adrian climbed the stairs and headed to Kai's room.

Sakura made her way to the cellar door, she was about the close and lock it when Tyson came up, also drunk.

"Hey, guys. I found dis great grape juice in the basement," Tyson said slurred, held up his prize.

"Oh no, that's not grape juice," Sakura knocked him out also then let Mr.Yamada take him away.

(Next Morning)

The entire residence of the second floor could hear it as Kai threw up in the bathroom. Only one word could describe what he felt like: Crap.

"Would you like a pick-me-up?" Adrian teased.

"No, and I'm never drinking again. Well, at least not until I feel better," Kai grinned then up chucked in the toilet.

"Kai! Hurry Up! I'm Gonna Puke!" Tyson also had a hangover after he drank what he thought was 'grape juice'. Kai opened the bathroom door, Kai stood there in a pair of black boxers with red and orange flames and a BullWinkle shirt, that was three times to big, reading: 'Wassamatta U'. Adrian stood behind him wearing a tee-shirt and sweatpants.

"You do know that there are other bathrooms, right?" Kai let Tyson in and he left for his room.

Adrian left for his room also, his was next to Kai's, he shut the door. Tyson couldn't hold on any longer and hacked up in the toilet.

"Ughh.....brings a whole new meaning to 'spilling your guts'," Tyson remarked before another nauseating(sp) wave hit him hard.

Kai lay on his bed, he felt better, not needing to toss his cookies anymore. He looked around his old room in boredom. A clock sat on his bedside table reading: "7:43 AM", his low dresser was against the east wall next to a huge window with the blue curtians drawn. On his dresser was a huge stereo system, subwoofers, and amps. A black electric guitar with a phoenix painted in red on the body sat in it's case with the lid open against the wall. A smile grew on Kai's face, as he gained a wicked idea to annoy his sister who was living in the mansion.

"Oh, this will be fun...." Kai whispered sitting up."Very fun indeed...."

Mariah and Emily were wide awake and heading for the stairs to go to the den downstairs. They were planning to talk about 'Girl Stuff,' like nails, hair, make-up, shoes, clothes, and anything that fit under that discription. They covered their ears when they passed Kai's room as Kai struck the cords on his guitar. The subwoofers and amps were blaring. A voice soon joined the instrument.

"So, who doesn't own a cell phone? Who brought back their, permission slip. Because I know, nobody wants to stay home, While the rest of us go out and make a day of it.

'Cause theme parks are so much more fun When the sun's outside. Na na na na na. And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride. Na na na na.

They've started something and I don't wanna Begin it I don't wanna begin it They're looking for trouble But with me it won't be found With me it won't be found"

Susan flung her bedroom door open, she was down the hall from her little brother. She seemed peeved as she passed Mariah and Emily in the hall as she stomped to Kai's room. She banged on the wooden door.

"Kai Ilya Sergie Alexeev Hiwatari! Open this blasted door now and turn down the volume! Dangit!" Susan pounded harder, the other two girls were startled. Susan raised her voice."I'll cut your guitar strings!"

"No!" Kai suddenly stopped playing and singing. He ran to the door and swung it open. He cowered at the sight of his older sister towering menacingly in the doorway in a pair of heart-print shorts and a long, too many sizes too big, black shirt reading: 'You're starting to make sense, it's time to up my medication.' Kai laughed nerviously."Ohayo, ane....heh heh..."

"What is the big idea, you moron! Playing your stinking guitar at eight in the morning?!" Susan pointed to the instrument hanging by a strap from Kai's shoulder."Don't you dare do that again!"

Kai ran his fingers along the strings, it made a loud song through the speakers he hadn't turned down. He was daring his sister to hurt him like the typical little sibling he was.

Susan gritted her teeth and crossed her purple eyes as he did it again. Finally she had enough and grabbed Kai in a vice grip, she threw him on his bed and started bashing him hard with the pillow she had grabbed.

"You should know better than to get _me_ out of all people angry, you little twerp!" Susan growled, Kai's guitar lay momentarily forgotten on the floor."Be thankful that Nanny Sakura won't let me kill you!"

"Master Kai! Mistress Susan! You have company down here!" Mr.Yamada called from the bottom of the stairs."Hurry up!"

Susan froze with the pillow above her head ready to smack her brother. Then she jumped off Kai and dashed to the stair rail and leaned over to see a familiar head full of flame red hair.

"Tala!" the siblings tripped over each other as they dashed down the stairs at top speed. Susan hugged Tala, depriving the poor Russian of the much needed air. The other Demolition Boys smirked.

"Uhhh....Sue...you're crushing me...." Tala wheezed. She released him.

"Sorry, Tal-Tal," Susan giggled at the face Tala made when she graced him with the nickname."What? I like you so I'll give you a nice nickname instead of a nasty one. Heck, Kai has a nickname too, right Boo-Boo?"

Kai mumbled something inchoherently as a blush crept across his face.

"Aww....is Boo-Boo embarassed? Poor baby," Susan teased as if she were talking to a little child, nudging him."So Tala, I'll show you boys where you'll be sleeping, 'kay?"

"Sure," Tala then said something to his gang in Russian. He turned his attention back to Susan."We'll follow you."

"Hey, bro. Get them something to drink, they're probably thirsty," Susan said as she climbed the stairs walking next to Tala.

Kai slinked down to the wine cellar in a stealthy fashion so that Sakura or Adrian didn't catch him. He returned in a little while with a bottle of Vodka. The Demolition Boys returned soon as did Susan, who was now dressed for the day.

"Did my team and their little friends give you boys a rough time?" Kai asked handing his old team members each a shot glass of the drink he obtained.

"I can't believe that they still hate us," Ian sniffed the drink, he beamed when he realized what it was."Ohh...goodie."

"We'll just have to show them the real Demolition Boys," Kai gulped down his own shot glass of Vodka then poured himself another.

Susan groaned and walked away, grumbling about the evil drink in Japanese. She climbed the stairs. She began to make up ways to destroy the guitar as she slammed her bedroom door shut.

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Nikkie: I finally got rid of my Yami.

Yami: *Runs in from nowhere* You said I was pretty after the bogas hair cut you gave me. Now my boy friend hates me you-

Nikkie: Hey, cool it before I lose the PG rating.

Yami: Why I oughta....

Nikkie:*waving finger in her Yami's face* Temper, temper.

Yami:*grits teeth*

Nikkie:*grabs random metal beam and hits her Yami with it*

Yami:*is out cold*

Nikkie: Plz stick around for the next chapter...... ____________________

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