Title: Not What You Think

Written By: SlingShotRubberDucky(Rinnalaiss/MissNikkie)

Rating: PG(for later chapters for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)

Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)

Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,

Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Beyblades, unless I marry one of the owners son. I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine) And the 'Drunk Men' song is not mine either, it belongs to my best friends little brother, Congweth(it's the brothers name in Elvish). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps.... There's one more thing I don't own, the original song 'Santa-Baby'(i don't know half the words either) I use this in the fic but I change it a little.....

The songs in some chapters are by Relient K on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the songs, tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter.

I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it in the fic.

My Character Discriptions(sp):

Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.

Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.

Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)

Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.

Kai's pets that I made:

Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.

Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd(Yo, Caladiel am I spelling it right?). Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.

Floyd(I forgot to introduce him in chapter1): An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.

Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.

Chapter 4: In Which Several People End Up Unconscious

"Hey Kai, hit me again," Spencer was a shot away from being drunk, Kai poured more for Spencer, Bryan, Tala, and himself. Ian was already drunk like heck.

"wad oo we oo ater dis?" Ian staggered about.(Translation:What do we do after this?)

"Well, da insuments are up'tairs we 'ould play a'ound wit dem," Kai had lost it, the boys were lucky that Mr.Yamada had left to put the luggage away and the other sevants were busy.(Translation:Well, the instruments are upstairs we could play around with them)

"I dun wanta oo dat, I gat sometin betta pwanned," Spencer slurred and made for the stairs.(Translation:I don't want to do that, I got something better planned)

Susan was on her hands and knees in her bedroom closet, she was looking for something from when Kai and her were little. She didn't notice it as drunken Spencer quietly opened her door and walked to Susan's dresser.

'Where is it?' Susan thought as she stuck her hand between a few boxes.'It's gotta be here somewhere.'

Spencer opened the top right drawer of the oak dresser. He looked around until he found what he was looking for: a pair of Susan's underwear. It was white with blue and purple flowers printed on it. He held it infront of his face then slung it over his shoulder and pulled out a pair of Susan's red buruma: Japanese gym shorts for girls.

"Ah ha! I got it!" Susan jumped up from her spot in her closet and turned around, she held a dusty, pink, old teddy-bear in her hands."I was wondering where you were Fatty Lumpkin."

She walked out of her closet and realized the pair of eyes watching her.

"Ahh! Spencer! Get Out Of My Room!" Susan dropped her bear and suckerpunched Spencer hard. Spencer dropped the buruma and stumbled back and out the door before falling unconscious on his back in the hallway."Hnmp, freak."

She walked into the hall with the teddy-bear in tow, she held it by it's ankle like a little girl would. She looked out the window just in time to see Tala fall from above. She screeched and ran to the door.

"So Kai, what you're telling me is that you, Tala, and the other three got drunk. He was dancing around and tripped over Ian, who was right infront of the second story window. He tripped and fell out of the window," Susan knelt beside Tala as he lay on the ground, he was out cold."You are a Class A idiot!"

"Umm....yup," Kai was over his drunken state as was the others.

Susan picked Tala's head up carefully and laid it on her lap. She stroked Tala's head.

"What happened out here?" Sakura strolled up with Mr.Yamada on her heels.

"Tala took a nose dive from the second story window, right Kai?" Susan glared and hissed.

"More like a Swan Dive," Kai got a hit in the head."What?"

"Mr.Yamada, please take young Tala to his room and get him comfortable, I'll check his injuries," Sakura shoo'd the rest of the conscious Demolition Boys away. Mr.Yamada lifted Tala and carried him to his room, Kai and Susan on his heels.

"Tala? Are you in there?" Tala's ice eyes fluttered open when Kai called out to him.

"Is that who I am?" Tala had amnesia.

"Yeah, you're Tala, I'm Kai, and that's-" Kai was pushed aside.

"Go away you baka, this is all your fault," Susan chased Kai out."Hi Tala, are you okay?"

"Who are you?" Tala tried to sit up, but Susan pushed him back down and sat on the edge of his bed. She had a brilliant idea.

"I'm your girlfriend," she lied, brushing some red hair from Tala's face.

"Oh, what's your name then?" Tala snuggled deeper into the blanket that covered him.

"I'm Susan, Susan Nicole Hiwatari," Susan kissed his forehead.

Tala's memories came flooding back suddenly.

"Nah ah! You aren't my girlfriend! You're Kai Hiwatari's older sister and he got me drunk!" Tala shot up in the bed, almost knocking Susan off.

"Well, too bad. It was fun while the amnesia lasted," Susan pouted and got up."Want me to send in your team and are you thristy?"

"No and no," Tala stood up then sat back down.

"You okay? You took a big fall," Susan helped him sit back down.

"I'm just dizzy, that's all," Tala let her help him."Now, go away. I want to go to bed."

"Alright, goodnight Tala," Susan left, shutting the door behind her.

Kai leaned against the wall next to the door to Tala's room, he smirked at his sister.

"Girlfriend, huh? It's so obvious that you're a Hiwatari, you are one sly dog," Kai chuckled.

"Shut up," Susan blushed then walked to her room, Kai followed. She stopped with her hand on the doorknob."Hey Kai? Where's Spencer?"

"I saw him walk to his room with a huge purple bruise on his face. I passed him when I ran to see Tala's oh so graceful landing," Kai answered."Why?"

"He was sneaking around my room while I was in my closet. He was going through my underwear drawer so I suckerpunched him. You got him drunk, no?" Susan glared when Kai nodded. She opened the door then slammed it in Kai's face. She opened it a minute later."Here, I found him in my closet when Spencer was drunk."

She pulled the teddybear, she found earlier, from her pocket.

"It's Fatty Lumpkin, your old teddybear from when you were a baby. Did you miss him, Boo-Boo?" Susan laughed when Kai turned scarlet."Poor baby, well try to keep Spence away from my room. Or I may end up killing him."

She retreated back into her room, shutting the door.

"Heh, always finding new ways to embarrass me, just like you Susan," Kai turned to go to his room."Just like you..."

"Man oh man, Kai your sister is one not to mess with when she's mad," Spencer said, rubbing his chin.The Demolition Boys sat in the den. The other three teams were out at some park.

"You really gotta leave Susan alone. You make her mad enough and she'll....uhh...hee hee...relieve you of something you hold dearly," Kai laughed at Tala and Bryan's expressions.

"Oh, I gotta use the bathroom, 'xcuse me," Spencer got up and dashed to the stairs. He walked through the halls and stopped at Susan's room. He heard the shower running and Susan singing in Japanese.'Hmmm....would I really stoop this low as to spy on her in the shower? Yeah!'

He cracked the bedroom door open and peeked in. Steam was leaking through the crack between the door and floor of the bathroom that connected to her room. He walked to the bathroom door and cracked the door. He looked around the bathroom and groaned mentally when he caught sight of the solid color shower curtain.

He snuck up and slid the curtain over enough to see in but so that she couldn't see him.

Yuki was in with his mistress growling as she bathed him, his ears drooped and his tail was between his legs. Susan was kneeling with her back to Spencer, she was wearing a blue and purple bathing suit. Yuki barked as he noticed Spencer and jumped at him.

"Ahh! Get this mutt off of me!" Spencer was tackled to the floor by the large dog."Susan! Please help me! It's your dog!"

"And this is my bathroom, good boy Yuki. Have fun," she wrapped a towel around her soaked body and left the two. She closed and locked the door."Have fun boys. Play nice."

Screams were heard from the bathroom.

"Susan?! What going on?" Kai ran to his sisters room. She was drying her hair.

"Spencer tried to play Peeping Tom, I was giving Yuki a bath. Yuki was irritated that I was and was even more angered when he saw Spencer spying on me, and well now the two are playing in the locked bathroom," Susan said happily. Suddenly the screams came to a screeching halt."Uh oh...."

She unlocked the bathroom door. Yuki and Spncer were nowhere to be found, but the window in the room was broken.

"Yuki!" she ran out of the room and outside. She ran outback and saw Spencer and Yuki laying under where her window was. Susan ran to Yuki."Oh you poor baby!"

Spencer thought she was talking about him and his hopes grew as she ran in his and Yuki's direction. When she reached them, she jumped over Spencer and kneeled next to Yuki.

"Oh, my poor, poor puppy. Are you alright? It's okay, baby, mommy's here," Susan pulled Yuki to her, cradling him.

"Is Yuki okay, Mistress Susan?" Adrian ran to them, following Kai, Tala, Bryan, and Ian.

"Yuki's fine, but I hope Spencer ain't," Susan grumbled, she stood up and tried to lift Yuki up."Unn...Tala would you help me?"

"Sure," Tala helped her carry Yuki to Susan's room. Yuki looked back at Spencer, a wicked glint in his chocolate eyes, he then went back to playing the role of injured puppy. The three dissapeared into the mansion.

"What was Spencer doing?" Tala asked as he and Susan laid Yuki on Susan's bed.

"I was giving Yuki a bath and he sneaked into my room. Tried to get a peek and Yuki jumped him. I locked the two in the bathroom," Susan kissed Yuki's forehead."Hey inu, when you're up to it, come down to the garage and help me wash my truck."

Tala followed Susan out. As they left, Yuki jumped up and followed, whining.

"Okay, come on," she led her dog downstairs, leaving Tala to watch then turn to the hall and walked off.

Tala was drawn to the garage when he heard singing. He looked through the open door to see the dark blue Dodge Ram sitting in the middle of the large room. Yuki was sleeping in the truck bed and Susan was in her bathing suit. She had a wash rag in her hand and was washing the trucks hood. She hadn't noticed Tala, or if she had she didn't let him know.

Tala watched her profile closely, he was getting attached to the tough, purple eyed, girl. She was singing to herself.

"....Tala-Cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight....." Susan leaned forward to wash the upper part of the hood. Tala blushed as red as his hair as he noticed her breasts dip forward with her body and when he heard the song."....Tala-Honey, there's one more thing that I need...the deed...."

Tala leaned against the doorjam, just watching Kai's older sister.

"Tala-Baby, are you just gonna stand there trying to burn a hole through me, or are you gonna come over here and help me?" Susan turned her amythyst eyes to him and caught his icy ones in a stare. Tala blushed more.

"Umm..I-I...y-yeah...s-sure..." Tala stuttered and walked over. Susan handed him the washing rag then looked him over.

"Are you sure you don't wanna change into a pair of swimtrunks?" Susan asked and walked around the truck and opened the door grabbing something and throwing it to Tala: a pair of red swimtrunks.

"You knew I was gonna come, didn't you?" Tala asked, leaving to the garages bathroom and shutting the door.

"Oh no," Susan's voice dripped with sarcasm."Why would I know that?"

Tala came back, holding his white outfit in his arms. Susan took it from him and whistled.

"Well, don't you just look down right sexy. You're cute shirtless," she tossed his clothes into her truck and shut the door, she then winked at him and gave him the rag back. She looked over Tala's chest once more."You have scars, are they from in the Abbey? Kai has scars like them too, but his were also from Voltaire."

"Yeah, if we messed up, Boris would beat us. Sometimes even after we are out cold," Tala said as cheerfully as he could when he thought over the memories. Susan dropped the subject when she felt that it was hurting Tala to remember it.

"Sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up," she said, her eyes downcast. Tala muttered a:'It's alright, really.'

Tala washed the right side of the beautiful truck as Susan washed the top of the cab. She leaned over to wash the window, Yuki woke up and looked at his mistress's backside, the dog's brain was put to work as he thought of a sly plan. Yuki jumped up and knocked Susan off the truck, she fell to the right. Tala saw and caught her. They stayed there for a moment or two, their faces getting closer, closer....

"Dinner!" Sakura called as she came down the stairs to the garage. When she got there she saw Tala and Susan working hard on making the truck shine."You want me to bring you your dinner?"

"Yes please, Nanny Sakura," Susan was more pleasant than normal.

"Alright, I'll be back in a bit," Sakura walked back up the stairs, but she didn't drop the thoughts she gained.'I wonder....they're all alone down there, washing the truck. No of course not. Susan would never kiss someone at her young age, she's only seventeen. Or would she?'

"Wow, that was close...where were we?" Susan giggled at Tala's words.

"Not now, no kiss because she'll be back. And we don't want her to catch us kissing, do we?" Susan rolled her eyes as Tala let out a dog like whine of dissapointment."Okay, maybe a little one."

She kissed Tala softly on the lips. They didn't notice Spencer coming down.

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Nikkie: Ha Ha, Evil Cliffie!! Fear it and cower under the mighty power!

Yami: What were you smoking?

Nikkie: Nothing! Nothing at all! I swear!

Yami: Fine, what achoholic drink were you trapped in the van with?

Nikkie: My dad's whiskey, we went shopping and he got some Old Grand-dad or something and we were stuck in traffic....

Yami: Oh, right. Now how do I look, I used that hairgrowth formula I found in your medicine cabinet in the kitchen.

Nikkie: That wasn't hairgrowth formula, that was Easy Cheese.

Yami: Then What Was It Doing In The Medicine Cabinet?!

Nikkie: That wasn't the medicine cabinet, that was the cabinet we have all the unopened food in.

Yami: Ohhhh.....

Nikkie:*grabs some crackers and dips them in the Easy Cheese stuff on her Yami's head*

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