Title: Not What You Think
Written By: Rinnalaiss Turegwaithen (SlingShotRubberDucky/MissNikkie)
Rating: PG(for some older person content in some chapters and for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)
Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: Can I borrow you disclaimer?
I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps....
Authors notes:::
This story is taking a little bit of a different course. First it was only gonna include the BladeBreakers and the maids and butlers. Then it took on the White Tigers and AllStarz and a sister for Kai. And _Now_ I tossed the Demolition Boys into this stew of stupidity. And the BladeBreakers and other teams haven't been in it much, man it's hard keeping track of all the different teams and people. I'll try to keep everyone in here as much as possible.
The songs in some chapters are by Relient K on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the songs, tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter. I might use some POD also. And maybe Stacie Orrico. And I may use some J-Pop, music and what-not. If you want the lyrics for a song, request it in a review and I'll get back to you in the next chapter.
I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it in the fic.
~Rinnie Turegie
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd. Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd: An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.
For one part I used an Al-Bhed translator on this official Final Fantasy site. Don't blame me if I got something wrong.(No I don't own the FF series)
Chapter 4: Kissing and Music
"Not now, no kiss because she'll be back. And we don't want her to catch us kissing, do we?" Susan rolled her eyes as Tala let out a dog like whine of dissapointment."Okay, maybe a little one."
She kissed Tala softly on the lips. They didn't notice Spencer coming down.
Susan wrapped her arms around the red head's neck as Tala placed his hands on her hips, leaning into the kiss.
Spencer ducked behind the truck, glaring.
Susan was the one to break the kiss for air. Their cheeks were flushed as they sucked in the fresh air that they were depriving from each other.
"Whoa....that was....great..." Tala finally said, his hands were still on Susan's hips.
"Spencer, come out now," Susan breathed and Spencer obeyed. A glare was smeared across Spencer's Russian features.
"Tala, I'm gonna tell Kai, you aren't supposed to be saliva swapping with his sister," Spencer hissed.
"And you aren't supposed to be stalking her," Tala had the same tone.
"Ummm....in case you didn't know, I don't need my brothers permission to be kissing his best friend," Susan released Tala.
"Whatever, I'll just go ask him," Spencer turned and dashed back up the stairs.
"Annoying little....uhhh, I don't know what to call him since the word I wanna use isn't in my vocabulary!" Susan's voice got higher pitched in annoyance as she spoke.
"We better get back to cleaning, your nanny is coming," Tala whispered and grabbed his rag, going back to washing the truck. Susan grabbed the hose.
Sakura came down to see Tala innocently washing the truck and Susan turn the hose on the redhead, soaking him to the bone. Sakura held a tray of food and walked over to the work table, cleaning off a section and putting the tray down.
"Oh, thank you Nanny Sakura," Susan dropped the hose and bounded over, closely followed by Tala. Sakura bowed and walked away, leaving the teens.
Susan and Tala had finished eating and finished washing her truck and went their own ways. Tala went to change then bug Kai, and Susan went to her to get changed also.
Susan stood infront of her mirror in a pair of girl boxers and a white tank top. She held a light blue pair of flared out pants over her legs and turned to Yuki who sat on her bed.
"How 'bout these?" Yuki grunted and shook his head. Susan let her arms go slack."Well fine, Mr. Fashion Genius. What should I wear?"
Yuki hopped up and slinked into the closet and rooted around.
Spencer peeked through the bedroom door, Susan had her back facing him, and she had a hand on her hip and she had her other arm was limp against her side. He tried to see up her boxers.
'Why can't they be a bit shorter?!' Spencer was peeved, he kneeled down to try to see under the fabric covering Susan's hindquarters.
"Spencer!" Sakura walked up behind the blond Russian. Spencer stood up quickly and bashed his head on the doorknob as he did. Rubbing his head he turned to the plump maid."What are you doing at Susan's bedroom door?"
Susan flung the door open completely, and glared at Spencer.
"You were spying on me again, weren't you?!" she stood there in her boxers and tank. Yuki strutted up behind her and growled as he sat at her hip. Spencer couldn't help but stare at her."Don't look at me like that!"
"Susan, how many times has he done this?" Sakura crossed her plump arms.
"Three. Now and when I was giving Yuki a bath. Also when I was looking for something, but then he wasn't exactly spying on _me_, he was going through my underwear drawer." Susan put her hands on her hips and leaned forward, her face inches from Spencer's. Making his face heat up."Right?"
"Spencer, come here," Sakura pulled the teen boy over. She pulled a paddle from her apron pouch and wholloped Spencer across the rear three times with it."Keep it up and you'll be getting more. Understood?"
"Y-yes ma'am," Spencer rubbed his bottom.
"Now go, bother Kai," Sakura pointed in the direction of Kai's room."March, mister!"
Instead of marching, Spencer ran at full tilt, not stopping until he was in Kai's room.
"Thank goodness," Susan sighed in relief and turned to her bedroom.
"Please, Susan. Tell me whenever he does this, I don't want a pervert near my little mistress, get dressed now. He'll bother you no more for now," Sakura smiled, bowed, and left. Her smile widened when she heard Susan's last words as she went in her room.
"What would I ever do without you, Nanny Sakura."
Kai was jumping around on his bed playing air-guitar and listening to his music in a pair of pink boxers and red shirt.
"Kai! Kai!" Spencer burst into the room, still rubbing his bum."Your maid is nuts!"
"No she ain't!" Kai growled.
"But Ka-....Kai why the heck are you wearing _pink_ shorts?!" Spencer questioned.
"They're not pink, they're faded red!" Kai defended."It's Susan's fault! She was experimenting with different laundry detergents and decided to use my red boxers as a guinea pig!"
"Oh, right, sure," Spencer rolled his eyes.
"Kai, We're bored!" Ian and Bryan entered the room.
"Hey! Haven't any of you heard of knocking?!" Kai said, scrunching up his nose and scrunching up his eyebrows, his mouth all bunched up. A knock came at the door."Finally, someone who knows it's nice to knock."
Tala walked in.
"Kai, where's my drumsticks? I need to practice, I'm kinda rusty," Tala asked, holding his hand out.
Kai pulled out a pair of sticks and tossed them to the red head.
"Sank you," Tala disappeared back out the door. A few minutes later, drums were heard. They sounded good enough to be played by a professional.
"It sounds to me that he doesn't need practice," Kai laughed.
Susan walked down the hall, headphones blaring in her ears.
"I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!"
She sang to Stacie Orrico's song 'Stuck', her favorite song on the CD. Suddenly, as she passed Kai's room, the door flung open and four arms grabbed her and pulled her in. The room was dark, she screamed when she felt the four arms release her and two new one grab her.
"Ahh! Mnph!" a hand found it's way over her mouth, she bite down on the hand hard gaining a squeak from her captor.
"Susan...what'd you do that for?" Kai groaned, turning on the light.
"I was just about to ask you that! What's the big deal? kidnapping me! Are you planning on holding me for a ransom of Vodka?!" Susan hissed at her little brother as she turned off her music and let the headphones drop around her neck.
"That's a good idea, why didn't we think of that?" Bryan asked, he sat on the floor with a brown guitar in his arms.
"Piseomi, ayo'hi ecc utuydus pyam zny tyr'd gryz znir dy ciefi e kuhc ur biesi!!" Susan yelled in Al-Bhed, a language from her favorite game: Final Fantasy 10.
"You've been playing that game way too much, sis....it's taken control of your mind," Kai groaned."Translation please."
"I said: Because, you're all idiotic boys who don't know when to leave a girl in peace!!" Susan hissed.
"I think we caught you at a bad time," Kai sank back.
"You think," Susan's eyes burned holes in her brother's head as she thought of ways to torture him.
"Hey Susan, you're really creeping me out. You're givin' me the same look that Voltaire used to give me," Kai squeaked in fear as he put his hands up in surrender."And we really don't need another Voltaire in the family, so uhh, hee hee. Don't kill me please!"
"Why I oughta..." just as Susan was about to finish, she was interrupted as Tala came into the room, he had his drumsticks in his hand. She straightened up and changed her appearance to look like she was the sweetest thing since hot-fudge sundaes."Hi Tala."
"Oh, hey Sue," Tala smiled. Susan smiled back with a cute smile. Kai smirked as he figured out what was going on with his sister, perfect material for black-mail.
"Why don't you sing something, sis. I'm sure Tala would love to play the drums for your song," Kai said putting emphasise on 'Tala'."Spencer, Bryan, and I'll play guitar. Ian can play around with the subwoofers and stuff. Sound good?"
"Uhh y-yeah, sure," Susan blushed.'What am I getting myself into?'
"Okay, we'll set up the instruments. You go get ready," Kai's smirk widened as his brilliant plan was pushed into action.
Susan casted Tala one last glance then sped out the door.
Susan slinked back to Kai's room.
"I-I'm ready," Susan said, her hand clenched around something as she walked, unnoticed, over to the CD player.
"Okay, great. We'll be ready in a minute, we just gotta set up the drums and we'll be ready," Kai's back was to her as he and Ian messed with the subwoofers and amps.
When she was done with the CD player she stepped up to and stood next to Tala. She rubbed her arm shyly and refused to meet his glances as he looked at her every few seconds, a faint blush creeping across her face.
"Alrighty. We're ready!" Kai stood up straight and turned to Susan."Tala, go to the drums. Susan you can stand next to him."
"Yeah whatever," Susan said, following Tala to the drums.
"Okay. We're ready. You Tala?" Kai asked as he slid the strap of his electric guitar over his shoulder. Spencer grabbed a bass guitar from the closet in Kai's room, Bryan had his already.
"Ready and waiting, Sir," Tala said tapping on the drums."What are you singing, Sue?"
"I'll be singing Stacie Orrico's 'Stuck'," Susan blushed again. As the boys started the music, Susan stood next to Tala. Her eyes were closed and she quietly cleared her throat. She tapped the CD player with her foot and it turned on. She began to 'sing'.
"I can't get out of bed today, Or get you off my mind, I just can't seem to find a way to leave the love behind.
I ain't trippin', I'm just missing you,
You know what I'm saying, you know what mean~
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~"
The drum set Tala sat at was right infront of Kai's dresser, which had the CD player sitting on it. Everytime Tala bumped it, Susan's voice skipped, but her mouth kept moving. Tala raised an eyebrow and bumped it again, this time on purpose. Her voice skipped again. Tala reached behind him and pushed the stop button, Susan's mouth slowed to a stop moments after the voice turned off.
"My voice!" Susan made her voice sound raspy as she spoke and coughed a bit. She looked at Tala and pouted."You stole my voice!"
"What?! No I didn't! I merely turned off the CD player so that we could hear _you_ sing." Tala pointed at her with his drum sticks."Now sing for real."
"Or is it that you can't sing." Kai knew this would happen and he smirked.
"Hey! I can sing and you know it!" Susan hissed in her brother's direction as he sat on his bed with his guitar in his arms."I'm just a better singer when it comes to singing in Japanese."
"Yeah, but you can sing farely well in English to. And you'll have to if you want _Tala_ to understand you. Right?" Kai's smirk widened as Susan blushed scarlet.
"I oughta smack you!" Susan rolled up her short sleeve and clenched her hand in a fist as she planted her feet firmly apart.
"No, sing then smack." Kai gulped when he realised what he just said, he was practically letting her decide his doom."Me and my big mouth."
"Tyson! Don't run in this house!" Adrian raced after the hungry boy.
"Where's all the food?! I'm starved!" Tyson paid no heed to the older teen as he spun around a corned and bashed into Michael."Oh, hee hee."
"Tyson!" Adrian stopped at the corner before he ran into Michael also."Ah, you got him."
"You had better listen to Adrian. He might decide to tell the other servants not to feed you." Michael grabbed had a hold of the always hungry boy.
"What!? Not feed _me_?! I've never heard of something so crazy!" Tyson squirmed in Michael's grip.
"If you want to eat, than you could just ask a maid to make you some food. You don't need to be running around Master Kai's home like a moron." Adrian pushed a fallen lock of hair from his face."come on. I'll get you something if you promise to behave."
"Fine, I'll sing and _then_ smack you." Susan grinned like a little devil.
"Uh oh..." Kai winced at the tone in his sister's voice. She was really gonna make him pay. Why she would, he wasn't all to sure. Maybe she saw that evil glint in his eyes when he decided to gain blackmail information. He ducked to the opposite side of his room and held his guitar in front of him."Please don't kill me!"
"Okay. Since you said 'please'," Susan smirked as he sighed in relief."I won't kill you _now_. Maybe later, but not _now_."
Kai whimpered in fear, his sister could be evil at times. And it was a good idea not to be on her bad side.
She sang again, this time for real and it was a Japanese love song. How ironic, she had been standing next to Tala again when she sang it. At the end of the song, oh did she ever smack Kai. Right on the cheek and left a big, red, hand mark.
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Nikkie: *bored out of her mind, sits in beanbag chair, twiddling thumbs and toes* Once I was picking my glossy, ossie nose. I found something long and I didn't know what it was. So I went to mom and she told me what it was. It was a boogie, floogie, woogie oooh.
Yami: *stops filing razor sharp nails and sits in shock*You are-are sick, disgusting, creepy, demented, ummmm.... anything that goes alone those lines, that's what _you_ are!
Nikkie: *stops everything and thinks. Suddenly has a psycho smile plastered from ear to ear* Why thank you. I didn't know you cared.
Yami: I hate you, did you know that
Nikkie: *still smiling. She talks through her clenched teeth* Heh heh heh. I'm not all that fond of you either.
Yami: You're creepier than normal, Hikari. What were you smoking?
Nikkie: *face stuck with evil grin* I don't smoke, _Yami_.
Yami: Y-you're really scaring me, Nikkie. You're planning on doing something to me, aren't you?
Nikkie: *face still stuck(who made the cement? it really works.)* What makes you think that?
Yami: You have that 'I'm-up-to-something-and-you'll-soon-find-out-and-it's- not-very-healthy-for-you' look on.
Nikkie: *same as before* Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh.
Yami: I'll be going now, bye!*runs to door and turns knob*
Door: *doesn't open*
Yami: Hikari, unlock the door.
Nikkie: *what was on her face?* No way.*Pulls out a can of black hair spray* Hold still Yami. We wouldn't want it to get in your eyes now would we?*slowly advances on Yami*
Yami: It's that time again ain't it?*backs into door*
Nikkie: Maybe.
Yami: You don't want to do this! You really don't want to dye my hair black!
Nikkie: Why not?
Yami: Because if you do, I won't give you the pictures of your favorite hockey player. I found them in a magizine.
Nikkie: *becomes as normal as possible, a happy smile on her face* Joni? Joni? Joni? Where?!!?
Yami: I won't tell unless you promise not to hurt my gorgeous locks.*grabs dyed blond hair gently and pets it(Nikkie's hair ain't blond though, it's dark brown)*
Nikkie: *glares* No Joni?! No Joni?! No Mercy!! *about to jump Yami*
Yami: Okay okay! The pictures are in your room hidden in the bottom drawer of your dresser in the very back!
Nikkie: Okay.*walks off like normal person*
Yami: Close, too close.
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Nikkie: I'm sure that all you people are smart enough to make me happy. You saw what almost happened to my Yami above. It could happen to you, *pulls out flashlight and holds it under chin to shadow out her eyes. An echo suddenly makes itself known* but it could be worse.
Echo: Worse, worse, worse, worse.
Nikkie: Shut up!
Echo: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Nikkie: *gets an idea* I'm an idiot!
Echo: I now you are!
Nikkie: *whispering* Maybe if I whisper it will be quiet enough and the sound won't vibrate off the walls causing an echo.
Echo: You're an idiot!
Nikkie: *eyebrows twitch* I hate you!
Echo: Ditto!
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Written By: Rinnalaiss Turegwaithen (SlingShotRubberDucky/MissNikkie)
Rating: PG(for some older person content in some chapters and for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)
Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: Can I borrow you disclaimer?
I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life). I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps....
Authors notes:::
This story is taking a little bit of a different course. First it was only gonna include the BladeBreakers and the maids and butlers. Then it took on the White Tigers and AllStarz and a sister for Kai. And _Now_ I tossed the Demolition Boys into this stew of stupidity. And the BladeBreakers and other teams haven't been in it much, man it's hard keeping track of all the different teams and people. I'll try to keep everyone in here as much as possible.
The songs in some chapters are by Relient K on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the songs, tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter. I might use some POD also. And maybe Stacie Orrico. And I may use some J-Pop, music and what-not. If you want the lyrics for a song, request it in a review and I'll get back to you in the next chapter.
I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it in the fic.
~Rinnie Turegie
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki.
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd. Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd: An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.
For one part I used an Al-Bhed translator on this official Final Fantasy site. Don't blame me if I got something wrong.(No I don't own the FF series)
Chapter 4: Kissing and Music
"Not now, no kiss because she'll be back. And we don't want her to catch us kissing, do we?" Susan rolled her eyes as Tala let out a dog like whine of dissapointment."Okay, maybe a little one."
She kissed Tala softly on the lips. They didn't notice Spencer coming down.
Susan wrapped her arms around the red head's neck as Tala placed his hands on her hips, leaning into the kiss.
Spencer ducked behind the truck, glaring.
Susan was the one to break the kiss for air. Their cheeks were flushed as they sucked in the fresh air that they were depriving from each other.
"Whoa....that was....great..." Tala finally said, his hands were still on Susan's hips.
"Spencer, come out now," Susan breathed and Spencer obeyed. A glare was smeared across Spencer's Russian features.
"Tala, I'm gonna tell Kai, you aren't supposed to be saliva swapping with his sister," Spencer hissed.
"And you aren't supposed to be stalking her," Tala had the same tone.
"Ummm....in case you didn't know, I don't need my brothers permission to be kissing his best friend," Susan released Tala.
"Whatever, I'll just go ask him," Spencer turned and dashed back up the stairs.
"Annoying little....uhhh, I don't know what to call him since the word I wanna use isn't in my vocabulary!" Susan's voice got higher pitched in annoyance as she spoke.
"We better get back to cleaning, your nanny is coming," Tala whispered and grabbed his rag, going back to washing the truck. Susan grabbed the hose.
Sakura came down to see Tala innocently washing the truck and Susan turn the hose on the redhead, soaking him to the bone. Sakura held a tray of food and walked over to the work table, cleaning off a section and putting the tray down.
"Oh, thank you Nanny Sakura," Susan dropped the hose and bounded over, closely followed by Tala. Sakura bowed and walked away, leaving the teens.
Susan and Tala had finished eating and finished washing her truck and went their own ways. Tala went to change then bug Kai, and Susan went to her to get changed also.
Susan stood infront of her mirror in a pair of girl boxers and a white tank top. She held a light blue pair of flared out pants over her legs and turned to Yuki who sat on her bed.
"How 'bout these?" Yuki grunted and shook his head. Susan let her arms go slack."Well fine, Mr. Fashion Genius. What should I wear?"
Yuki hopped up and slinked into the closet and rooted around.
Spencer peeked through the bedroom door, Susan had her back facing him, and she had a hand on her hip and she had her other arm was limp against her side. He tried to see up her boxers.
'Why can't they be a bit shorter?!' Spencer was peeved, he kneeled down to try to see under the fabric covering Susan's hindquarters.
"Spencer!" Sakura walked up behind the blond Russian. Spencer stood up quickly and bashed his head on the doorknob as he did. Rubbing his head he turned to the plump maid."What are you doing at Susan's bedroom door?"
Susan flung the door open completely, and glared at Spencer.
"You were spying on me again, weren't you?!" she stood there in her boxers and tank. Yuki strutted up behind her and growled as he sat at her hip. Spencer couldn't help but stare at her."Don't look at me like that!"
"Susan, how many times has he done this?" Sakura crossed her plump arms.
"Three. Now and when I was giving Yuki a bath. Also when I was looking for something, but then he wasn't exactly spying on _me_, he was going through my underwear drawer." Susan put her hands on her hips and leaned forward, her face inches from Spencer's. Making his face heat up."Right?"
"Spencer, come here," Sakura pulled the teen boy over. She pulled a paddle from her apron pouch and wholloped Spencer across the rear three times with it."Keep it up and you'll be getting more. Understood?"
"Y-yes ma'am," Spencer rubbed his bottom.
"Now go, bother Kai," Sakura pointed in the direction of Kai's room."March, mister!"
Instead of marching, Spencer ran at full tilt, not stopping until he was in Kai's room.
"Thank goodness," Susan sighed in relief and turned to her bedroom.
"Please, Susan. Tell me whenever he does this, I don't want a pervert near my little mistress, get dressed now. He'll bother you no more for now," Sakura smiled, bowed, and left. Her smile widened when she heard Susan's last words as she went in her room.
"What would I ever do without you, Nanny Sakura."
Kai was jumping around on his bed playing air-guitar and listening to his music in a pair of pink boxers and red shirt.
"Kai! Kai!" Spencer burst into the room, still rubbing his bum."Your maid is nuts!"
"No she ain't!" Kai growled.
"But Ka-....Kai why the heck are you wearing _pink_ shorts?!" Spencer questioned.
"They're not pink, they're faded red!" Kai defended."It's Susan's fault! She was experimenting with different laundry detergents and decided to use my red boxers as a guinea pig!"
"Oh, right, sure," Spencer rolled his eyes.
"Kai, We're bored!" Ian and Bryan entered the room.
"Hey! Haven't any of you heard of knocking?!" Kai said, scrunching up his nose and scrunching up his eyebrows, his mouth all bunched up. A knock came at the door."Finally, someone who knows it's nice to knock."
Tala walked in.
"Kai, where's my drumsticks? I need to practice, I'm kinda rusty," Tala asked, holding his hand out.
Kai pulled out a pair of sticks and tossed them to the red head.
"Sank you," Tala disappeared back out the door. A few minutes later, drums were heard. They sounded good enough to be played by a professional.
"It sounds to me that he doesn't need practice," Kai laughed.
Susan walked down the hall, headphones blaring in her ears.
"I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!"
She sang to Stacie Orrico's song 'Stuck', her favorite song on the CD. Suddenly, as she passed Kai's room, the door flung open and four arms grabbed her and pulled her in. The room was dark, she screamed when she felt the four arms release her and two new one grab her.
"Ahh! Mnph!" a hand found it's way over her mouth, she bite down on the hand hard gaining a squeak from her captor.
"Susan...what'd you do that for?" Kai groaned, turning on the light.
"I was just about to ask you that! What's the big deal? kidnapping me! Are you planning on holding me for a ransom of Vodka?!" Susan hissed at her little brother as she turned off her music and let the headphones drop around her neck.
"That's a good idea, why didn't we think of that?" Bryan asked, he sat on the floor with a brown guitar in his arms.
"Piseomi, ayo'hi ecc utuydus pyam zny tyr'd gryz znir dy ciefi e kuhc ur biesi!!" Susan yelled in Al-Bhed, a language from her favorite game: Final Fantasy 10.
"You've been playing that game way too much, sis....it's taken control of your mind," Kai groaned."Translation please."
"I said: Because, you're all idiotic boys who don't know when to leave a girl in peace!!" Susan hissed.
"I think we caught you at a bad time," Kai sank back.
"You think," Susan's eyes burned holes in her brother's head as she thought of ways to torture him.
"Hey Susan, you're really creeping me out. You're givin' me the same look that Voltaire used to give me," Kai squeaked in fear as he put his hands up in surrender."And we really don't need another Voltaire in the family, so uhh, hee hee. Don't kill me please!"
"Why I oughta..." just as Susan was about to finish, she was interrupted as Tala came into the room, he had his drumsticks in his hand. She straightened up and changed her appearance to look like she was the sweetest thing since hot-fudge sundaes."Hi Tala."
"Oh, hey Sue," Tala smiled. Susan smiled back with a cute smile. Kai smirked as he figured out what was going on with his sister, perfect material for black-mail.
"Why don't you sing something, sis. I'm sure Tala would love to play the drums for your song," Kai said putting emphasise on 'Tala'."Spencer, Bryan, and I'll play guitar. Ian can play around with the subwoofers and stuff. Sound good?"
"Uhh y-yeah, sure," Susan blushed.'What am I getting myself into?'
"Okay, we'll set up the instruments. You go get ready," Kai's smirk widened as his brilliant plan was pushed into action.
Susan casted Tala one last glance then sped out the door.
Susan slinked back to Kai's room.
"I-I'm ready," Susan said, her hand clenched around something as she walked, unnoticed, over to the CD player.
"Okay, great. We'll be ready in a minute, we just gotta set up the drums and we'll be ready," Kai's back was to her as he and Ian messed with the subwoofers and amps.
When she was done with the CD player she stepped up to and stood next to Tala. She rubbed her arm shyly and refused to meet his glances as he looked at her every few seconds, a faint blush creeping across her face.
"Alrighty. We're ready!" Kai stood up straight and turned to Susan."Tala, go to the drums. Susan you can stand next to him."
"Yeah whatever," Susan said, following Tala to the drums.
"Okay. We're ready. You Tala?" Kai asked as he slid the strap of his electric guitar over his shoulder. Spencer grabbed a bass guitar from the closet in Kai's room, Bryan had his already.
"Ready and waiting, Sir," Tala said tapping on the drums."What are you singing, Sue?"
"I'll be singing Stacie Orrico's 'Stuck'," Susan blushed again. As the boys started the music, Susan stood next to Tala. Her eyes were closed and she quietly cleared her throat. She tapped the CD player with her foot and it turned on. She began to 'sing'.
"I can't get out of bed today, Or get you off my mind, I just can't seem to find a way to leave the love behind.
I ain't trippin', I'm just missing you,
You know what I'm saying, you know what mean~
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~"
The drum set Tala sat at was right infront of Kai's dresser, which had the CD player sitting on it. Everytime Tala bumped it, Susan's voice skipped, but her mouth kept moving. Tala raised an eyebrow and bumped it again, this time on purpose. Her voice skipped again. Tala reached behind him and pushed the stop button, Susan's mouth slowed to a stop moments after the voice turned off.
"My voice!" Susan made her voice sound raspy as she spoke and coughed a bit. She looked at Tala and pouted."You stole my voice!"
"What?! No I didn't! I merely turned off the CD player so that we could hear _you_ sing." Tala pointed at her with his drum sticks."Now sing for real."
"Or is it that you can't sing." Kai knew this would happen and he smirked.
"Hey! I can sing and you know it!" Susan hissed in her brother's direction as he sat on his bed with his guitar in his arms."I'm just a better singer when it comes to singing in Japanese."
"Yeah, but you can sing farely well in English to. And you'll have to if you want _Tala_ to understand you. Right?" Kai's smirk widened as Susan blushed scarlet.
"I oughta smack you!" Susan rolled up her short sleeve and clenched her hand in a fist as she planted her feet firmly apart.
"No, sing then smack." Kai gulped when he realised what he just said, he was practically letting her decide his doom."Me and my big mouth."
"Tyson! Don't run in this house!" Adrian raced after the hungry boy.
"Where's all the food?! I'm starved!" Tyson paid no heed to the older teen as he spun around a corned and bashed into Michael."Oh, hee hee."
"Tyson!" Adrian stopped at the corner before he ran into Michael also."Ah, you got him."
"You had better listen to Adrian. He might decide to tell the other servants not to feed you." Michael grabbed had a hold of the always hungry boy.
"What!? Not feed _me_?! I've never heard of something so crazy!" Tyson squirmed in Michael's grip.
"If you want to eat, than you could just ask a maid to make you some food. You don't need to be running around Master Kai's home like a moron." Adrian pushed a fallen lock of hair from his face."come on. I'll get you something if you promise to behave."
"Fine, I'll sing and _then_ smack you." Susan grinned like a little devil.
"Uh oh..." Kai winced at the tone in his sister's voice. She was really gonna make him pay. Why she would, he wasn't all to sure. Maybe she saw that evil glint in his eyes when he decided to gain blackmail information. He ducked to the opposite side of his room and held his guitar in front of him."Please don't kill me!"
"Okay. Since you said 'please'," Susan smirked as he sighed in relief."I won't kill you _now_. Maybe later, but not _now_."
Kai whimpered in fear, his sister could be evil at times. And it was a good idea not to be on her bad side.
She sang again, this time for real and it was a Japanese love song. How ironic, she had been standing next to Tala again when she sang it. At the end of the song, oh did she ever smack Kai. Right on the cheek and left a big, red, hand mark.
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Nikkie: *bored out of her mind, sits in beanbag chair, twiddling thumbs and toes* Once I was picking my glossy, ossie nose. I found something long and I didn't know what it was. So I went to mom and she told me what it was. It was a boogie, floogie, woogie oooh.
Yami: *stops filing razor sharp nails and sits in shock*You are-are sick, disgusting, creepy, demented, ummmm.... anything that goes alone those lines, that's what _you_ are!
Nikkie: *stops everything and thinks. Suddenly has a psycho smile plastered from ear to ear* Why thank you. I didn't know you cared.
Yami: I hate you, did you know that
Nikkie: *still smiling. She talks through her clenched teeth* Heh heh heh. I'm not all that fond of you either.
Yami: You're creepier than normal, Hikari. What were you smoking?
Nikkie: *face stuck with evil grin* I don't smoke, _Yami_.
Yami: Y-you're really scaring me, Nikkie. You're planning on doing something to me, aren't you?
Nikkie: *face still stuck(who made the cement? it really works.)* What makes you think that?
Yami: You have that 'I'm-up-to-something-and-you'll-soon-find-out-and-it's- not-very-healthy-for-you' look on.
Nikkie: *same as before* Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh. Eh heh heh.
Yami: I'll be going now, bye!*runs to door and turns knob*
Door: *doesn't open*
Yami: Hikari, unlock the door.
Nikkie: *what was on her face?* No way.*Pulls out a can of black hair spray* Hold still Yami. We wouldn't want it to get in your eyes now would we?*slowly advances on Yami*
Yami: It's that time again ain't it?*backs into door*
Nikkie: Maybe.
Yami: You don't want to do this! You really don't want to dye my hair black!
Nikkie: Why not?
Yami: Because if you do, I won't give you the pictures of your favorite hockey player. I found them in a magizine.
Nikkie: *becomes as normal as possible, a happy smile on her face* Joni? Joni? Joni? Where?!!?
Yami: I won't tell unless you promise not to hurt my gorgeous locks.*grabs dyed blond hair gently and pets it(Nikkie's hair ain't blond though, it's dark brown)*
Nikkie: *glares* No Joni?! No Joni?! No Mercy!! *about to jump Yami*
Yami: Okay okay! The pictures are in your room hidden in the bottom drawer of your dresser in the very back!
Nikkie: Okay.*walks off like normal person*
Yami: Close, too close.
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Nikkie: I'm sure that all you people are smart enough to make me happy. You saw what almost happened to my Yami above. It could happen to you, *pulls out flashlight and holds it under chin to shadow out her eyes. An echo suddenly makes itself known* but it could be worse.
Echo: Worse, worse, worse, worse.
Nikkie: Shut up!
Echo: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Nikkie: *gets an idea* I'm an idiot!
Echo: I now you are!
Nikkie: *whispering* Maybe if I whisper it will be quiet enough and the sound won't vibrate off the walls causing an echo.
Echo: You're an idiot!
Nikkie: *eyebrows twitch* I hate you!
Echo: Ditto!
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