Title: Not What You Think
Written By: Rinnalaiss Turegwaithen (SlingShotRubberDucky/MissNikkie)
Rating: PG(for some older person content in some chapters and for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)
Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: Can I borrow your disclaimer?
I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life).
I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps. I don't own the company who made Paint Brawl 3, I only own a copy of the game cuz I bought it... well actually my brother got it but I play it.
I don't own most of Floyd's lines.... and I'm borrowing a scene from 'Cheeper By The Dozen', not mine either......
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A/N to the reviewers:
Ellen:
Do you want Stuck's lyrics? Or do you have them all? I can supply them:
I can't get out of bed today, Or get you off my mind, I just can't seem to find a way to leave the love behind.
I ain't trippin', I'm just missing you, You know what I'm saying, you know what mean~
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~
I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!
Now, love's a broken record that's, been skipping in my head I keep singing yesterday Why we've gotta play these games we play?
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~
I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!
(Stacie Orrico's song: 'Stuck'. Fore Front records)
Yes, they have a crush on each other.... how cute!
*beats Spencer on head with Giant Iron Hammer of Doomy Doom(GIHDD)! * Stupid! Stupid Spencer! Die!
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Authors notes:::
This story is taking a little bit of a different course. First it was only gonna include the BladeBreakers and the maids and butlers. Then it took on the White Tigers and AllStarz and a sister for Kai. And _Now_ I tossed the Demolition Boys into this stew of stupidity. And the BladeBreakers and other teams haven't been in it much, man it's hard keeping track of all the different teams and people. I'll try to keep everyone in here as much as possible.
The songs in some chapters are by Relient K on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the songs, tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter. I might use some POD also. And maybe Stacie Orrico. And I may use some J-Pop, music and what-not. If you want the lyrics for a song, request it in a review and I'll get back to you in the next chapter.
I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it in the fic.
~Rinnie Turegie
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt most of the time.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki(snow).
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd. Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd: An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
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Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.
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Chapter 6:: And Remember Kids, Mud Spelled Backwards is Dum(dumb)!
"Ack! Please Don't! Eep! Don't Hit Me!" Kai ran from his sister, she had a score to settle and she was gonna settle it--Susan style."Adrian! Save Me!"
"No, I don't feel like being on your sister's bad side. I just got back into her 'good book'. This is _your_ problem. You deal with it, Master Kai. Oh and play nice." Adrian sat in the den, he was drinking a warm mug of green tea. Kai ran past, Susan close on his tail."Susan, I don't want any blood or brains on the carpet. And don't use your new cd player, it took forever to find it."
"Yes brother." Susan had 'adopted' Adrian as her older brother, she needed someone older to look up to instead of always dealing with Kai."Get back here, Boo-Boo!"
'Ugh! She must be really Mad! She's calling me by my baby-name!' Kai squeaked as he hopped over a fallen chair, it had been knocked over when the two had ran through the kitchen and into the den.
"Gotcha!!" Susan jumped in front of Kai as her brother was lost in thought.
She wrapped her arms around his waist and picked him off of his feet. She flipped him over her shoulder and carried him outside, into the cold, pouring rain. Kai was only wearing his boxers and a tank-top, Susan had started the chase as soon as he came down for his morning coffee, she had been dressed in her baggy, 'nightmare(horse)' bed-shirt and jeans as she chased him.
"Ahh! It's Cold! I'm Sorry!!" Kai squirmed as Susan carried him on her shoulder.
"Stop fighting, you'll only end up kicking me and getting into more trouble." Susan grinned. Kicking her bare feet in a patch of new mud as she restrained her brother from running.
"Please! I beg you! I'll be a good boy!" Kai screamed.
"Okay...." Susan smirked.
"Really? You'll let me go?" Kai was hopeful.
"Heck no! I never said that I'd let you _go_! I just said 'okay'. As in: 'okay, you'll be a good boy'." Susan answered, laughing as she lower her brother, head first, to the mud. His hair was all that was in it so far as he was held inches from his dirty fate."Any last words?"
"Yup!" Kai whimpered."Goodbye! Cruel World!"
"Oh shut up, Lord Dramatic!" Susan lowered him further to the sludge.
"It's better than: 'Lord Iceberg!'" Kai groaned at the horrid memory of the name that Tyson had dubbed him with.
"But Lord Iceberg's much better than Lord Mudhead, I'm sure." Susan grinned wildly and was about to throw her brother into the mud.
"Susan." Sakura stood in the door a little away."Don't go getting dirty now, I don't want you tracking mud all over the house."
"Yes, Nanny Sakura." Susan smiled and dropped her brother on his back into the mud. Kai lay there, propped up on his elbows as his sister walked away, she grinned back at him from over her shoulder as she waved innocently."Don't stay out too long, we don't want you catching a cold, now do we?"
"I'm sure you want me to." Kai growled.
"Oh no." Susan said, standing in the dry spot under the overhanging awning(sp) as she started to open the door."I want you to catch the flu."
"You're Rotten!" Kai yelled after her and pounded his fist into the mud, splashing it all over.
"Well, good morning." Spencer said from behind him.
"What are you doing out here?" Kai asked quickly.
"Your sister has psycic powers, I swear!" Spencer was coated in mud from head to toe.
"Why?" Kai asked suspisciously.
"She caught me going through her closet when she was coming up the stairs, she wasn't even in her room but she started yelling at me and ran in, dragged me out here, after letting Sakura have a good time with the paddle, and covered me in mud." Spencer sighed."Susan is rather strong... for a girl."
"I heard that." Susan sang from the window, she sat on the window sill, dressed in jeans and a tee shirt as she sipped her tea.
"Spencer... you forget... she's a Hiwatari. Of course she's gonna be somewhere between strong and .... uhhh.... powerful?" Kai said, scratching his head. Floyd flew around over the boys' heads.
"Choo choo! Bang bang!" Floyd buzzed, making the sounds of an epic battle from StarWars when the tie-fighters are going head-to-head with x-wings.
"Bang!" Kai pointed his finger at Floyd in the shape of a gun and pulled back another finger to look like he pulled the trigger.
"Ahhh! Mayday! Mayday! I'm Hit!" Floyd wobbled clumsily and aimed for the ground all while yelling."I'm Going Down!"
As soon as Floyd landed on the ground, away from the mud and on the dry spot under a tree, he began to whistle Taps.
Kai and Spencer watched the bird as the rain fell harder, flattening Kai's hair so that it fell in his eyes. Kai blew a lock of hair out of his face, only to have it come back down with a slap.
"Master Kai! Get in here. You'll get sick." Mr. Yamada stood in the door with an annoyed look on."And please make that teammate of yours stop raiding the refrigerator."
"Oooohh... Tyson? He's in the fridge again? Leave him be.. I left him a surprise... or rather, Ian did." Kai smirked. Soon after he said that, they heard Tyson screaming and a small explosion.
"I Didn't Do It!" Ian screamed and ran out the door, the short Russian immediately tripped over Mr.Yamada's foot and fell in the mud beside the other two."Oh, hi. Kai, I did like you told me and planted the mini-grenade in the pie."
"So, you did do it?" Susan still sat at the window, but now Tala was standing beside her. They both watched from the best seat in the house, Susan sipped her tea and Tala gulped his coffee."I need a couple of those grenades, Ian. Have some to spare?"
"Oh yeah, I have tons, they're all in the closet in my roo-" Ian was cut off when Kai and Spencer clapped their hands over his mouth.
"Are you crazy? She'll kill us all!" Kai whispered loudly to the short boy.
"Yeah, and... hey where'd she go?" Spencer noticed that Tala and Susan had 'disappeared'.
"Darn you! Ian! Now she knows!" Kai muttered.
"Yeah, but does she know which room's mine?" Ian asked smartly."I switched rooms because mine was too big."
"No.. I don't think so." Kai murmered.
"But Tala does. I do, Bryan does, and Kai does." Spencer said, tapping on the smaller boy's head.
"And Tala's with Susan." Ian sang nervously."And he's gonna tell her, and she's gonna blow up Japan and then Russia and then all of Asia, and then America, and then-"
"Ian. Enough!" Kai stood up, Mr.Yamada had given them all a blank look the entire time they spoke."My sister is not out for world domination like our grandfather. She's slightly more normal.... if you can call her that even."
"I suggest that you hurry to your room, your shirt is soaked and it's no longer white. It's clear and mud covered." Mr.Yamada said."Your.... undergarments are also mud covered and soaked, they look like they're barely hanging onto your hips. I'd go now before the other women in the house wake up."
They soon enough heard Emily and Mariah chattering away in the kitchen.
"Too late. I'll leave you three alone." Mr.Yamada slipped away once more. Floyd still lay on the ground.
"Is it secret? Is it safe?" Floyd asked, just last night when everyone had gone to bed, he had stayed up to watch the Lord of the Rings, all three movies, and they were all the extended versions... would you believe that Floyd knows how to work the dvd player?
"Shut up." Kai growled. He had to stiffle a laugh as Yuki came bounding silently up behind Floyd. Ducking behind the bird, Yuki practically grinned.
Yuki sprang up from the ground, snapping his jaws shut around some of the bird's feathers. Yuki pranched around Kai with feathers in his mouth, smirking in a doggly fashion.
"Ahhh! The Precious Is Lost! The Precious!!" Floyd shrieked, rolling around the floor and covering up the spot of missing feathers.
A whistle came from the door and Susan called her dog to her, the mountie scampered over to her and followed her inside.
"Dumb bird." Kai muttered, standing up and running a dirty hand through his mud-coated hair."I'm going inside, and get changed, and get coffee.... or maybe vodka..."
Suddenly there was a giant 'KABOOOM!' and the door near the house where the wine cellar was blew out, flames licking from the room that was underground.
"Oh no.... the Vodka!" Kai knew exactly what had happened.... Sakura hda had enough of his drunkness so she had destroyed the wine cellar. The bursts of a fire extinguisher blasted out of the busted door.
Sakura walked up from the room, a gas mask on her face and the fire extinguisher in her hand.
"Nanny Sakura... My... My, My Rum! My Vodka! My Drinks!" Kai clawed at his hair as the other teams ran to the doors and windows to see what was going on. They saw Spencer and Kai flipping out about the cellar and Floyd flying away. Ian and Bryan rushed out and freaked and Tala didn't care.
"What about them, Master Kai?" Sakura smiled, removing her gas mask.
"You Blew Them To Kingdom Come!" Kai made a sorrowfull face and fell to the ground, splashing mud around as the rain slowed to a stop. Kai's face was downcast as Spencer looked down the room with Ian and Bryan.
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"I see that Kai got over that quickly." Emily chittered like a bird with Mariah in the living room, doing their nails."Let's play Truth or Dare!"
"Okay, Emily. Truth or Dare?" Mariah laughed.
"Truth." Emily smirked.
"Is it true that you have a crush on Kai?" Mariah squealed.
"Yes..." Emily squeaked, turning scarlet."Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Mariah smiled.
"I dare you to go up to Ray and kiss him." Emily said.
"And what are the consiquences if I don't?" Mariah asked.
"You'll haveta dress and act like Tyson!" Emily smirked.
"Fine!" Mariah groaned, getting up while blowing her nails dry, she nervously walked over to where Ray was standing with Lee and Kevin. She blushed dark red as she hurriedly kissed Ray's cheek and ran back to the sofa where Emily sat.
"No, on the lips." Emily grinned, painting the pink onto her pinky nail. Laughing as Mariah's eyes bugged out, she waved her hand teasingly."I'm only joking."
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Spencer walked up to his room, wearing muddy shorts and tee shirt. Stepping into his room, Spencer made his way to his dresser, pulling out underwear, a pair of pants, and a shirt he quickly changed. Not noticing the... odd smell from his underwear he walked out the door and down the hall.
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Yuki, Gunthur, and Shutzhund were playing 'tag'. Chasing each other all over the house when a very delicious smell caught their senses. It smelled like meat.
Letting out a bark, Yuki ran after the sent with the two German Shepherds on his heels.
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Spencer didn't notice the dogs coming straight at him, that is not until Yuki latched his teeth onto his bottom. Spencer cried out when the dog bit his butt.
"Stupid Dog!!!!" Spencer pried Yuki's teeth out of his rear and went tearing down the hall. Shutzhund was next to bite him, followed by Gunthur and Yuki. Spencer ran into the den where Emily and Mariah had previously been painting their nails, diving under the coffe table to try and hide.
"Shutzhund! Gunthur! Yuki!" Sakura snapped at the dogs, giving them a command in Japanese. Shutzhund and Gunthur just gave her a confused dog look as Yuki sneaked into the kitchen. Gunthur and Shutzhund finally registered the words and followed Yuki.
"Spencer." Sakura looked under the table and at the cowering Russian."Why were they chasing you?"
"I...I Have No Clue!" Spencer whined, covering his head with his hands.
"And what is that smell? It smells like the steak I was going to cook for dinner." Sakura looked down the hall to see Kai, Susan, Tala, Ian, Bryan, Michael, Emily, Mariah, Rei, and all the other bladers watching with glee, Adrian stood behind Kai with an innocent look."Alright! All Of You! Line Up! Tallest To Smallest!!"
They did so, Adrian and Eddy of the AllStarz at the start of the line and Kenny and Ian at the end. Adrian was doing his best to stiffle a laugh as Spencer stood in front of them all, looking very embarrassed as Mr.Yamada brought Sakura a rolling, office chair.
"Most of you had a part to play in this, no?" Sakura hopped up on the chair so that she was tall enough to stand face to face with Adrian who looked back at her with a sheepish grin."Adrian, what did you do?"
"Nothing!" Adrian gave her a full-toothed grin.
"We'll find the culprit soon enough. Mr.Yamada!" Sakura gave him a wordless order and he pushed the chair down the line from tallest to smallest.
Sakura's hand was hanging just above Adrian's head, touching the tips of his red spikes as she passed her hand over his head making a small, slow beeping noise. She did the same to Eddy, Gary, Michael, Tala, Bryan, Kai, and Susan. When she got to Susan, the beeping noise got louder and faster as Susan mouthed 'busted' to herself.
"Susan? You are the meaning of all this." Sakura spun Susan around only to be smiled at cheesily.
"Possibly...." Susan's voice grew childish as she scratched the back of her arm nervously.
"Susan. I want the truth, the full truth, no lies now!" Sakura tapped her finger in Susan's face.
"Yes, It Was Me! I Did It! All My Fault!" Susan acted out the scene of some random murder mystery movie, her hand on her forehead as she leaned back a bit to whisper to Kai."I'm much better at acting, little bro."
"What did you do to make the dogs chase him." Sakura asked, pointing to Spencer.
"Me, Kai, Bryan, Tala, Michael, Ian, and someone who's name shall stay concealed for the sake of making people mad. We soaked his underwear in meat." Susan grinned."It was my idea because he keeps trying to spy on me."
"You soaked his underwear in meat. Funny, but wrong." Sakura scolded. Adrian began to snicker from his spot in line."Adrian!"
"Nani!?" Adrian straightened up as soon as he was yelled at. A look of stone on is face as he tried to be serious.
"Where did you get the meat?" Sakura jumped from the chair and walked over and in front of Adrian, coming up to the teen's forearm.
"Who says that I had anything to do with this?" Adrian squeaked.
She grabbed his uniform tie and pulled him down to eye level.
"Where. Did. You. Get. The. Meat?" Sakura repeated in Adrian's face, for an old woman, she sure knew how to be intimidating!
"It was in the freezer." Adrian admitted.
"That was going to be dinner. And why didn't you tell me that you wanted to do this, Susan? If you needed meat I would've gotten you any kind you wanted, except the dinner meal. I would've even helped to soak his undergarments. I can't believe that my little mistress left me out of all the fun." Sakura seemed so sad.
"Nanny Sakura... next time, we'll invite you in on the fun." Susan smiled happily.
"Good girl. Now, is there any of that meat left? I think that Spencer may be hungry so I'll make him something." Sakura smiled.
Kai pulled the meat out of a bag he held, smiling evilly at Spencer as he did so. Spencer whimpered as Susan, Sakura, Kai, Adrian, Tala, Bryan, and even Mr.Yamada smirked at him.
"Help....." Spencer gulped. Soon enough, every team, Sakura, Susan, Adrian, Mr. Yamada, and the dogs were chasing him.
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Notes:: Nani=what
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Rinn/Nikkie: M-my Yami lied.... there are no pictures of Joni..... Thief! Come Here!
Thief:*Yami Bakura(AKA Thief) runs in* What?!
Rinn: I need a plan to make my Yami mad! She tricked me!
Thief: Yeah, that's my job! No Fair!
Yami: *walks in* Hi! *waves*
Thief: *glares* You Stole My Job! And I'm The Only One allowed To Steal Around Here!
Yami: Uhh ohhh......................................*runs*
Thief: Uhh ohhh? Uhh ohhh? Uhh ohhh?! You're Way Past 'Uhh Ohh'!!!! *chases Rinn's Yami*
Rinn: *gets popcorn* This should be interesting.*watches* _____________________________________________________________
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!
(\_/) (=':'=) [taught to me by Icy, one of my reviewers for Quality Time with Elrond]
Review please, you all make me so happy when you do!
Written By: Rinnalaiss Turegwaithen (SlingShotRubberDucky/MissNikkie)
Rating: PG(for some older person content in some chapters and for injuries inflicted upon poor Demolition Boys &Kai and other stuff later)
Genre: Humor, something else, maybe angst(towards Tal-Tal)
Warnings:Rating for mean-ness to Kai and drunken-ness in certain chapters. Stupidity, Kai may seem a little OOC to you but I'm writing about what Kai might be like if he didn't have his grandfather around,
Disclaimer: Can I borrow your disclaimer?
I only own the few butlers and maids, and the dogs and a Cockatoo(I don't even own them in real life).
I don't own any of the music that may appear in this, it's by Relient K(or some other cool band). I don't own a Nokia cellphone either. I don't own Dodge Ram, or any kind of acoholic drink(i.e.Rum, wine). I don't own Pirates of the Carribean either(JACK RULES!). Oh and unfortunatly, I don't own the guitar or subwoofers(sp) or amps. I don't own the company who made Paint Brawl 3, I only own a copy of the game cuz I bought it... well actually my brother got it but I play it.
I don't own most of Floyd's lines.... and I'm borrowing a scene from 'Cheeper By The Dozen', not mine either......
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A/N to the reviewers:
Ellen:
Do you want Stuck's lyrics? Or do you have them all? I can supply them:
I can't get out of bed today, Or get you off my mind, I just can't seem to find a way to leave the love behind.
I ain't trippin', I'm just missing you, You know what I'm saying, you know what mean~
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~
I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!
Now, love's a broken record that's, been skipping in my head I keep singing yesterday Why we've gotta play these games we play?
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone, Say you want me back, but you never do,
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do, I'm such a fool for you~
I can't take it, What am I waiting for? My heart's still breaking, I miss you even more, And I can't fake it, The way I could before.
I hate you, But I love you, And I can't stop thinking of you.
It's true I'm stuck on you!
(Stacie Orrico's song: 'Stuck'. Fore Front records)
Yes, they have a crush on each other.... how cute!
*beats Spencer on head with Giant Iron Hammer of Doomy Doom(GIHDD)! * Stupid! Stupid Spencer! Die!
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Authors notes:::
This story is taking a little bit of a different course. First it was only gonna include the BladeBreakers and the maids and butlers. Then it took on the White Tigers and AllStarz and a sister for Kai. And _Now_ I tossed the Demolition Boys into this stew of stupidity. And the BladeBreakers and other teams haven't been in it much, man it's hard keeping track of all the different teams and people. I'll try to keep everyone in here as much as possible.
The songs in some chapters are by Relient K on their CD 'Two Lefts Don't Make A Right....But Three Do.' If you want the full lyrics for the songs, tell me in a review and I'll get back to you in a different chapter. I might use some POD also. And maybe Stacie Orrico. And I may use some J-Pop, music and what-not. If you want the lyrics for a song, request it in a review and I'll get back to you in the next chapter.
I do have siblings, an older one and two younger ones. They do annoy me so I know how to make both Kai and Susan act since I deal with both younger and older sibs(I'm the second oldest). And my baby brothers nickname is 'Boo-Boo', you'll find it in the fic.
~Rinnie Turegie
My Character Discriptions(sp):
Adrian Watanabe(Kai's personal servant and best buddy): A tall, Japanese male. Soft black eyes. Black hair w/ red tips and streaks. He wears black suit pants and a white, dress shirt most of the time.
Sakura Shizuka(Maid in the Hiwatari home): Plump, little, old Japanese woman(Looks like a cherry). Silver hair w/ a little bit of black left, hair pulled back in a bun. Soft, loving, black eyes. Wears a pink blouse, a full, pink, skirt, and an apron.
Mr. Yamada(Head Butler): Tall, Japanese. Short, black hair. Black, kind, eyes. Wears black, dress pants and white dress shirt, w/ a black, suit jacket. (Looks slightly like Mr. Tanaka from Sonic-X)
Susan Hiwatari(Kai's big sister): A little taller then Kai. She has dark purple hair w/ lavender bangs and streaks, hair is pulled back in a loose pony-tail, a few locks frame her face. She has purple eyes. She wears a green tee-shirt and indigo blue jeans. She owns a brown/white Greater Swiss Mountie(sp) named: Yuki(snow).
Kai's pets that I made:
Gunthur(Ahhh...Now we get to one of Kai's faithful dogs): Black, male, German Shepherd. Big, chocolate eyes. Totally loveable.
Shutzhund(Kai's other dog): A large, black/silver, male, German Shepherd. Big, brown eyes. He's so stupid, but he's so loveable. Name translates as 'Protection Dog(something like that)' from German.
Floyd: An annoying, pink-crested, Cockatoo. Why I made Kai own it, I don't even know. Floid loves to pop out of nowhere, at random, sometimes terrible, moments. Stupid bird.
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Kai does not have his makeup on for this fic.
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Chapter 6:: And Remember Kids, Mud Spelled Backwards is Dum(dumb)!
"Ack! Please Don't! Eep! Don't Hit Me!" Kai ran from his sister, she had a score to settle and she was gonna settle it--Susan style."Adrian! Save Me!"
"No, I don't feel like being on your sister's bad side. I just got back into her 'good book'. This is _your_ problem. You deal with it, Master Kai. Oh and play nice." Adrian sat in the den, he was drinking a warm mug of green tea. Kai ran past, Susan close on his tail."Susan, I don't want any blood or brains on the carpet. And don't use your new cd player, it took forever to find it."
"Yes brother." Susan had 'adopted' Adrian as her older brother, she needed someone older to look up to instead of always dealing with Kai."Get back here, Boo-Boo!"
'Ugh! She must be really Mad! She's calling me by my baby-name!' Kai squeaked as he hopped over a fallen chair, it had been knocked over when the two had ran through the kitchen and into the den.
"Gotcha!!" Susan jumped in front of Kai as her brother was lost in thought.
She wrapped her arms around his waist and picked him off of his feet. She flipped him over her shoulder and carried him outside, into the cold, pouring rain. Kai was only wearing his boxers and a tank-top, Susan had started the chase as soon as he came down for his morning coffee, she had been dressed in her baggy, 'nightmare(horse)' bed-shirt and jeans as she chased him.
"Ahh! It's Cold! I'm Sorry!!" Kai squirmed as Susan carried him on her shoulder.
"Stop fighting, you'll only end up kicking me and getting into more trouble." Susan grinned. Kicking her bare feet in a patch of new mud as she restrained her brother from running.
"Please! I beg you! I'll be a good boy!" Kai screamed.
"Okay...." Susan smirked.
"Really? You'll let me go?" Kai was hopeful.
"Heck no! I never said that I'd let you _go_! I just said 'okay'. As in: 'okay, you'll be a good boy'." Susan answered, laughing as she lower her brother, head first, to the mud. His hair was all that was in it so far as he was held inches from his dirty fate."Any last words?"
"Yup!" Kai whimpered."Goodbye! Cruel World!"
"Oh shut up, Lord Dramatic!" Susan lowered him further to the sludge.
"It's better than: 'Lord Iceberg!'" Kai groaned at the horrid memory of the name that Tyson had dubbed him with.
"But Lord Iceberg's much better than Lord Mudhead, I'm sure." Susan grinned wildly and was about to throw her brother into the mud.
"Susan." Sakura stood in the door a little away."Don't go getting dirty now, I don't want you tracking mud all over the house."
"Yes, Nanny Sakura." Susan smiled and dropped her brother on his back into the mud. Kai lay there, propped up on his elbows as his sister walked away, she grinned back at him from over her shoulder as she waved innocently."Don't stay out too long, we don't want you catching a cold, now do we?"
"I'm sure you want me to." Kai growled.
"Oh no." Susan said, standing in the dry spot under the overhanging awning(sp) as she started to open the door."I want you to catch the flu."
"You're Rotten!" Kai yelled after her and pounded his fist into the mud, splashing it all over.
"Well, good morning." Spencer said from behind him.
"What are you doing out here?" Kai asked quickly.
"Your sister has psycic powers, I swear!" Spencer was coated in mud from head to toe.
"Why?" Kai asked suspisciously.
"She caught me going through her closet when she was coming up the stairs, she wasn't even in her room but she started yelling at me and ran in, dragged me out here, after letting Sakura have a good time with the paddle, and covered me in mud." Spencer sighed."Susan is rather strong... for a girl."
"I heard that." Susan sang from the window, she sat on the window sill, dressed in jeans and a tee shirt as she sipped her tea.
"Spencer... you forget... she's a Hiwatari. Of course she's gonna be somewhere between strong and .... uhhh.... powerful?" Kai said, scratching his head. Floyd flew around over the boys' heads.
"Choo choo! Bang bang!" Floyd buzzed, making the sounds of an epic battle from StarWars when the tie-fighters are going head-to-head with x-wings.
"Bang!" Kai pointed his finger at Floyd in the shape of a gun and pulled back another finger to look like he pulled the trigger.
"Ahhh! Mayday! Mayday! I'm Hit!" Floyd wobbled clumsily and aimed for the ground all while yelling."I'm Going Down!"
As soon as Floyd landed on the ground, away from the mud and on the dry spot under a tree, he began to whistle Taps.
Kai and Spencer watched the bird as the rain fell harder, flattening Kai's hair so that it fell in his eyes. Kai blew a lock of hair out of his face, only to have it come back down with a slap.
"Master Kai! Get in here. You'll get sick." Mr. Yamada stood in the door with an annoyed look on."And please make that teammate of yours stop raiding the refrigerator."
"Oooohh... Tyson? He's in the fridge again? Leave him be.. I left him a surprise... or rather, Ian did." Kai smirked. Soon after he said that, they heard Tyson screaming and a small explosion.
"I Didn't Do It!" Ian screamed and ran out the door, the short Russian immediately tripped over Mr.Yamada's foot and fell in the mud beside the other two."Oh, hi. Kai, I did like you told me and planted the mini-grenade in the pie."
"So, you did do it?" Susan still sat at the window, but now Tala was standing beside her. They both watched from the best seat in the house, Susan sipped her tea and Tala gulped his coffee."I need a couple of those grenades, Ian. Have some to spare?"
"Oh yeah, I have tons, they're all in the closet in my roo-" Ian was cut off when Kai and Spencer clapped their hands over his mouth.
"Are you crazy? She'll kill us all!" Kai whispered loudly to the short boy.
"Yeah, and... hey where'd she go?" Spencer noticed that Tala and Susan had 'disappeared'.
"Darn you! Ian! Now she knows!" Kai muttered.
"Yeah, but does she know which room's mine?" Ian asked smartly."I switched rooms because mine was too big."
"No.. I don't think so." Kai murmered.
"But Tala does. I do, Bryan does, and Kai does." Spencer said, tapping on the smaller boy's head.
"And Tala's with Susan." Ian sang nervously."And he's gonna tell her, and she's gonna blow up Japan and then Russia and then all of Asia, and then America, and then-"
"Ian. Enough!" Kai stood up, Mr.Yamada had given them all a blank look the entire time they spoke."My sister is not out for world domination like our grandfather. She's slightly more normal.... if you can call her that even."
"I suggest that you hurry to your room, your shirt is soaked and it's no longer white. It's clear and mud covered." Mr.Yamada said."Your.... undergarments are also mud covered and soaked, they look like they're barely hanging onto your hips. I'd go now before the other women in the house wake up."
They soon enough heard Emily and Mariah chattering away in the kitchen.
"Too late. I'll leave you three alone." Mr.Yamada slipped away once more. Floyd still lay on the ground.
"Is it secret? Is it safe?" Floyd asked, just last night when everyone had gone to bed, he had stayed up to watch the Lord of the Rings, all three movies, and they were all the extended versions... would you believe that Floyd knows how to work the dvd player?
"Shut up." Kai growled. He had to stiffle a laugh as Yuki came bounding silently up behind Floyd. Ducking behind the bird, Yuki practically grinned.
Yuki sprang up from the ground, snapping his jaws shut around some of the bird's feathers. Yuki pranched around Kai with feathers in his mouth, smirking in a doggly fashion.
"Ahhh! The Precious Is Lost! The Precious!!" Floyd shrieked, rolling around the floor and covering up the spot of missing feathers.
A whistle came from the door and Susan called her dog to her, the mountie scampered over to her and followed her inside.
"Dumb bird." Kai muttered, standing up and running a dirty hand through his mud-coated hair."I'm going inside, and get changed, and get coffee.... or maybe vodka..."
Suddenly there was a giant 'KABOOOM!' and the door near the house where the wine cellar was blew out, flames licking from the room that was underground.
"Oh no.... the Vodka!" Kai knew exactly what had happened.... Sakura hda had enough of his drunkness so she had destroyed the wine cellar. The bursts of a fire extinguisher blasted out of the busted door.
Sakura walked up from the room, a gas mask on her face and the fire extinguisher in her hand.
"Nanny Sakura... My... My, My Rum! My Vodka! My Drinks!" Kai clawed at his hair as the other teams ran to the doors and windows to see what was going on. They saw Spencer and Kai flipping out about the cellar and Floyd flying away. Ian and Bryan rushed out and freaked and Tala didn't care.
"What about them, Master Kai?" Sakura smiled, removing her gas mask.
"You Blew Them To Kingdom Come!" Kai made a sorrowfull face and fell to the ground, splashing mud around as the rain slowed to a stop. Kai's face was downcast as Spencer looked down the room with Ian and Bryan.
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"I see that Kai got over that quickly." Emily chittered like a bird with Mariah in the living room, doing their nails."Let's play Truth or Dare!"
"Okay, Emily. Truth or Dare?" Mariah laughed.
"Truth." Emily smirked.
"Is it true that you have a crush on Kai?" Mariah squealed.
"Yes..." Emily squeaked, turning scarlet."Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Mariah smiled.
"I dare you to go up to Ray and kiss him." Emily said.
"And what are the consiquences if I don't?" Mariah asked.
"You'll haveta dress and act like Tyson!" Emily smirked.
"Fine!" Mariah groaned, getting up while blowing her nails dry, she nervously walked over to where Ray was standing with Lee and Kevin. She blushed dark red as she hurriedly kissed Ray's cheek and ran back to the sofa where Emily sat.
"No, on the lips." Emily grinned, painting the pink onto her pinky nail. Laughing as Mariah's eyes bugged out, she waved her hand teasingly."I'm only joking."
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Spencer walked up to his room, wearing muddy shorts and tee shirt. Stepping into his room, Spencer made his way to his dresser, pulling out underwear, a pair of pants, and a shirt he quickly changed. Not noticing the... odd smell from his underwear he walked out the door and down the hall.
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Yuki, Gunthur, and Shutzhund were playing 'tag'. Chasing each other all over the house when a very delicious smell caught their senses. It smelled like meat.
Letting out a bark, Yuki ran after the sent with the two German Shepherds on his heels.
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Spencer didn't notice the dogs coming straight at him, that is not until Yuki latched his teeth onto his bottom. Spencer cried out when the dog bit his butt.
"Stupid Dog!!!!" Spencer pried Yuki's teeth out of his rear and went tearing down the hall. Shutzhund was next to bite him, followed by Gunthur and Yuki. Spencer ran into the den where Emily and Mariah had previously been painting their nails, diving under the coffe table to try and hide.
"Shutzhund! Gunthur! Yuki!" Sakura snapped at the dogs, giving them a command in Japanese. Shutzhund and Gunthur just gave her a confused dog look as Yuki sneaked into the kitchen. Gunthur and Shutzhund finally registered the words and followed Yuki.
"Spencer." Sakura looked under the table and at the cowering Russian."Why were they chasing you?"
"I...I Have No Clue!" Spencer whined, covering his head with his hands.
"And what is that smell? It smells like the steak I was going to cook for dinner." Sakura looked down the hall to see Kai, Susan, Tala, Ian, Bryan, Michael, Emily, Mariah, Rei, and all the other bladers watching with glee, Adrian stood behind Kai with an innocent look."Alright! All Of You! Line Up! Tallest To Smallest!!"
They did so, Adrian and Eddy of the AllStarz at the start of the line and Kenny and Ian at the end. Adrian was doing his best to stiffle a laugh as Spencer stood in front of them all, looking very embarrassed as Mr.Yamada brought Sakura a rolling, office chair.
"Most of you had a part to play in this, no?" Sakura hopped up on the chair so that she was tall enough to stand face to face with Adrian who looked back at her with a sheepish grin."Adrian, what did you do?"
"Nothing!" Adrian gave her a full-toothed grin.
"We'll find the culprit soon enough. Mr.Yamada!" Sakura gave him a wordless order and he pushed the chair down the line from tallest to smallest.
Sakura's hand was hanging just above Adrian's head, touching the tips of his red spikes as she passed her hand over his head making a small, slow beeping noise. She did the same to Eddy, Gary, Michael, Tala, Bryan, Kai, and Susan. When she got to Susan, the beeping noise got louder and faster as Susan mouthed 'busted' to herself.
"Susan? You are the meaning of all this." Sakura spun Susan around only to be smiled at cheesily.
"Possibly...." Susan's voice grew childish as she scratched the back of her arm nervously.
"Susan. I want the truth, the full truth, no lies now!" Sakura tapped her finger in Susan's face.
"Yes, It Was Me! I Did It! All My Fault!" Susan acted out the scene of some random murder mystery movie, her hand on her forehead as she leaned back a bit to whisper to Kai."I'm much better at acting, little bro."
"What did you do to make the dogs chase him." Sakura asked, pointing to Spencer.
"Me, Kai, Bryan, Tala, Michael, Ian, and someone who's name shall stay concealed for the sake of making people mad. We soaked his underwear in meat." Susan grinned."It was my idea because he keeps trying to spy on me."
"You soaked his underwear in meat. Funny, but wrong." Sakura scolded. Adrian began to snicker from his spot in line."Adrian!"
"Nani!?" Adrian straightened up as soon as he was yelled at. A look of stone on is face as he tried to be serious.
"Where did you get the meat?" Sakura jumped from the chair and walked over and in front of Adrian, coming up to the teen's forearm.
"Who says that I had anything to do with this?" Adrian squeaked.
She grabbed his uniform tie and pulled him down to eye level.
"Where. Did. You. Get. The. Meat?" Sakura repeated in Adrian's face, for an old woman, she sure knew how to be intimidating!
"It was in the freezer." Adrian admitted.
"That was going to be dinner. And why didn't you tell me that you wanted to do this, Susan? If you needed meat I would've gotten you any kind you wanted, except the dinner meal. I would've even helped to soak his undergarments. I can't believe that my little mistress left me out of all the fun." Sakura seemed so sad.
"Nanny Sakura... next time, we'll invite you in on the fun." Susan smiled happily.
"Good girl. Now, is there any of that meat left? I think that Spencer may be hungry so I'll make him something." Sakura smiled.
Kai pulled the meat out of a bag he held, smiling evilly at Spencer as he did so. Spencer whimpered as Susan, Sakura, Kai, Adrian, Tala, Bryan, and even Mr.Yamada smirked at him.
"Help....." Spencer gulped. Soon enough, every team, Sakura, Susan, Adrian, Mr. Yamada, and the dogs were chasing him.
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Notes:: Nani=what
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Rinn/Nikkie: M-my Yami lied.... there are no pictures of Joni..... Thief! Come Here!
Thief:*Yami Bakura(AKA Thief) runs in* What?!
Rinn: I need a plan to make my Yami mad! She tricked me!
Thief: Yeah, that's my job! No Fair!
Yami: *walks in* Hi! *waves*
Thief: *glares* You Stole My Job! And I'm The Only One allowed To Steal Around Here!
Yami: Uhh ohhh......................................*runs*
Thief: Uhh ohhh? Uhh ohhh? Uhh ohhh?! You're Way Past 'Uhh Ohh'!!!! *chases Rinn's Yami*
Rinn: *gets popcorn* This should be interesting.*watches* _____________________________________________________________
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!
(\_/) (=':'=) [taught to me by Icy, one of my reviewers for Quality Time with Elrond]
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