A Funny Frontier Tale
By Super Karoru
Chapter 3: The Infamous Dare Game
Now onward to our tale!
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When we last left our heroes, Takuya had gotten the crap beat out of him because he pulled a cactus needle out of Izumi's butt. Then they went to try and find some food and ended up in a forest. And after a strange conversation with the author, they're just lounging around in the forest... and they still don't know what their quest is!
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"Say, that author never told us what our quest was!" exclaimed Takuya.
"I guess we'll just have to make it up as we go along," responded Izumi.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji.
Junpei groaned. "Are you going to say that every single chapter?"
"Well, the handsome bishounen needs a catchphrase, doesn't he?" Kouji smiled and his teeth sparkled as drops of dew glittered on his flowing locks of hair.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" exclaimed Tomoki.
"What?" asked everybody else.
"Let's play the Dare Game!"
"Why would we do a thing like that?" asked Junpei.
"Weeeelll, I had the sudden urge to act really stuuuuupid! Hyuk!"
"This must be the work of out of character demons!" Kouji stood up dramatically. "Bishounen Man shall save the day!"
"Bishounen Man? I thought you were twelve!" Izumi wondered.
"AWAAAY!" Kouji jumped off into some nearby brush, leaving the others behind to ponder the mysteries of the boy's brain.
Takuya turned back to the group. "So, about that Dare Game thingy..."
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Throughout the course of this game that has been censored for our fine readers, the Chosen Children managed the following acts.
Takuya sang the Hamtaro opening theme, complete with voice and dance.
After returning, Kouji Spirit Evolved to Wolfmon, wagged his butt, and shouted "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOO!!"
Neemon gave Tomoki a lesson about the birds and bees. He didn't get very far.
Izumi confessed her deepest darkest secret... that a magical elf tells her to kill people!
Junpei taped a sign to his chest reading: "HOT BUTTERED FUNK"
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Bokomon sat there shaking his head, "Mother said to be a dentist, but nooo..."
Izumi stood up and pointed dramatically at Takuya. "Mr. Elf says you're my next victim!"
"I've already been your victim! Many times."
"But you didn't squeal like a piggy and gush blood."
The others' eyes widened.
"I'm scared, Bokomon," Neemon whimpered. "I think I might wet my pants."
"Please don't," he responded. "Last time, we couldn't get the stench out for weeks."
"Wait a minute! Isn't this supposed to be a coupling story? Those two can't be killing each other!" Tomoki pointed out.
"Unless it's tough love!" Bishounen Man then proceeded to laugh at his extremely bad joke.
Suddenly, A BOOMING VOICE BROKE OUT FROM THE HEAVENS!
It is I - the author! And I say that all will be well with this coupling.
"I don't like the sound of this," Junpei crossed his arms. "What's in it for me?"
Uh... fangirls?
"Fangirls? What fangirls? I'm so neglected..."
Unfortunately, the booming author voice was ignored by Izumi as she continued to strangle Takuya.
The poor boy coughed and wheezed, "Someone save me from the wrath of Izumi!"
"Mr. Elf knows what's best!"
End of chapter 3.
What will be the Chosen Children's next random rendezvous in the forest? Who will save Takuya from the wrath of Izumi? Who will save them all from the wrath of the author? Well, the only way to find out is to stick around for chapter four of A Funny Frontier Tale! If you can survive it, that is.
By Super Karoru
Chapter 3: The Infamous Dare Game
Now onward to our tale!
--
When we last left our heroes, Takuya had gotten the crap beat out of him because he pulled a cactus needle out of Izumi's butt. Then they went to try and find some food and ended up in a forest. And after a strange conversation with the author, they're just lounging around in the forest... and they still don't know what their quest is!
--
"Say, that author never told us what our quest was!" exclaimed Takuya.
"I guess we'll just have to make it up as we go along," responded Izumi.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji.
Junpei groaned. "Are you going to say that every single chapter?"
"Well, the handsome bishounen needs a catchphrase, doesn't he?" Kouji smiled and his teeth sparkled as drops of dew glittered on his flowing locks of hair.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" exclaimed Tomoki.
"What?" asked everybody else.
"Let's play the Dare Game!"
"Why would we do a thing like that?" asked Junpei.
"Weeeelll, I had the sudden urge to act really stuuuuupid! Hyuk!"
"This must be the work of out of character demons!" Kouji stood up dramatically. "Bishounen Man shall save the day!"
"Bishounen Man? I thought you were twelve!" Izumi wondered.
"AWAAAY!" Kouji jumped off into some nearby brush, leaving the others behind to ponder the mysteries of the boy's brain.
Takuya turned back to the group. "So, about that Dare Game thingy..."
--
Throughout the course of this game that has been censored for our fine readers, the Chosen Children managed the following acts.
Takuya sang the Hamtaro opening theme, complete with voice and dance.
After returning, Kouji Spirit Evolved to Wolfmon, wagged his butt, and shouted "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOO!!"
Neemon gave Tomoki a lesson about the birds and bees. He didn't get very far.
Izumi confessed her deepest darkest secret... that a magical elf tells her to kill people!
Junpei taped a sign to his chest reading: "HOT BUTTERED FUNK"
--
Bokomon sat there shaking his head, "Mother said to be a dentist, but nooo..."
Izumi stood up and pointed dramatically at Takuya. "Mr. Elf says you're my next victim!"
"I've already been your victim! Many times."
"But you didn't squeal like a piggy and gush blood."
The others' eyes widened.
"I'm scared, Bokomon," Neemon whimpered. "I think I might wet my pants."
"Please don't," he responded. "Last time, we couldn't get the stench out for weeks."
"Wait a minute! Isn't this supposed to be a coupling story? Those two can't be killing each other!" Tomoki pointed out.
"Unless it's tough love!" Bishounen Man then proceeded to laugh at his extremely bad joke.
Suddenly, A BOOMING VOICE BROKE OUT FROM THE HEAVENS!
It is I - the author! And I say that all will be well with this coupling.
"I don't like the sound of this," Junpei crossed his arms. "What's in it for me?"
Uh... fangirls?
"Fangirls? What fangirls? I'm so neglected..."
Unfortunately, the booming author voice was ignored by Izumi as she continued to strangle Takuya.
The poor boy coughed and wheezed, "Someone save me from the wrath of Izumi!"
"Mr. Elf knows what's best!"
End of chapter 3.
What will be the Chosen Children's next random rendezvous in the forest? Who will save Takuya from the wrath of Izumi? Who will save them all from the wrath of the author? Well, the only way to find out is to stick around for chapter four of A Funny Frontier Tale! If you can survive it, that is.