Disclaimer: the characters in this fic such as Kenji, Uriko, etc. belong to Hudson Soft; I don't own them though I wish I did! *waggles eyebrows mysteriously* Gee, what I could do with them… *eyes glaze over*
Dedication: God, my parents, my 'brothers', Hudson for creating Bloody Roar I-IV (the other versions suck too much to get my thanks) and giving me a really good reason to write this story, and my readers, especially Sheila, PrettyKinkyBoy, Andrew Glasco, IndigoSiren, gery, RAYClovis, Expert Predator, kitty girl, Phoebz, and all of you wonderful readers!!
Special dedication to ~ Andrew Glasco, for asking me to kill off the Bloody Roar IV characters. ^^0 This one's for you, Andy!
Tiger's Got A Gun
By Tiger5913
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
The killing's just begun
Nagi was the first to go
She had to die right away
Because she's such a skanky ho.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Everything will come undone
Xion was quickly slain next
Hey fans, don't be too pissed off!
This is just harmless text!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Tiger's having way too much fun
Uranus found herself dead soon
Clone of Uriko with an English accent
She wasn't even allowed to swoon.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Darkness has overpowered the sun
Shenlong is just a worthless bum
So Tiger had to shoot him too
Now four is the total sum.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
There's still much to be done
What the hell is Kohryu good for?
So he got shot in the head
Oh, the poor cast of Bloody Roar!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
How many left? Still a ton!
Yugo should've gotten to keep his days
But Tiger thinks his skater outfit is stupid
So too bad, he had to die anyways!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Been a long time since Tiger begun
Yugo's lover Alice got blasted in her face
Guess her plastic surgery was wasted
Oh well, sane people need more space.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
This is sickeningly fun
Next is Shina, AKA Jane
Tiger actually likes her a lot
But she just became too plain.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Red has painted over the sun
Now for Jane's beloved tiger, Long
Tiger likes him, but a certain leopard is lonely
So he still died even though he's strong.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Here is a child now, a little one
Mana is her name, just a kid
Tiger hated her annoying speeches
Luckily, her small body was easily hid.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Everyone is in fear, even the sun
Ryoho the 'fierce dragon' fell too
His relationship with Mana is very scary
Tiger doesn't like pedophiles, so poo!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
There's always more to be done
Reiji's not bad; he's actually kinda cute!
But his arrogance level is way too high
So Tiger still killed him with a little hoot!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Next, let's pick on a stronger one!
That dependable lion, Alan Gado
Tiger thinks he's a nice old man
Yet he got decimated with just one blow.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Almost everything has come undone
Now, Jenny's truly not a bad gal
But Tiger felt she should join her lover
To Alan, she is more than just a good pal.
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Now, this murder is actually a good one!
Busuzima sucks way too much
Everyone hates his ass anyway
So he got skewered and such!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
How many left? Certainly not a ton!
This death is more directed toward Bakuryu
Tiger loves Kenji, truly and honestly!
But he's got too many names, confusing anew!
Click, click!
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
If you're a BRIV character,
Then you'd better run!
Check the list now: just one?
Sad that it's finally Uriko's turn
But her voice must be stolen
With a loud blast, she shall burn.
Oh no! Tiger's got a gun
This was a little too much fun
There's still more killing to be done!
Now the Primal Fury characters have to run!!
The End…?
Author's Note: I'm fucking twisted, I know… ^^0 Sorry for those of you that like Bloody Roar IV, but I hated that game to a great extent, and I've been a fan of the series since the first one! .; Anyway, please find it in your heart to forgive me if you're offended that I killed off your favorite character or whatever. ^^0 Those of you that found this to be a little funny – hopefully a majority – I thank you for boosting my confidence! =D I sincerely hope that most of you enjoyed this little piece, and please don't forget to leave a review!
With love for my fans,
Tiger5913