Disclaimer: I do NOT own any X-men or Batman, though I wish I did. ::Sigh::

A/N: This is certainly… different… O_o I hope you all like this. Oh and guess who's back! (Kinda…) She's from my story 'Guys Just Don't Understand'. ::Smirks::

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"MOMMY'S DEAD.

 DADDY'S DEAD.

   BRUCIE'S DEAD.

I SHALL BECOME A BAT"

-Arkham Asylum.

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He could feel his hands; his body, tremble and shiver violently. Crimson blood dripped and ran down his arms and hands.

 What had led him to this?

He dropped the blade to the ground, tainted with the blood of two.

 Him and the bat.

Darkness so black began to consume him and he started to feel tired. Then there was nothing, no him, no Gotham City, and no Batman.

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 "I don't know where he came from Professor, he just like, was there."

 "I understand Kitty, it's okay. You can go back to bed now."

The wide eye bubbly Valley girl nodded and slipped from the room back the way she had come. A large furry blue man shook his head and straightened up when he finished bandaging the unconscious man's hands and arms.

 "These were self inflicted wounds," He frowned removing the man's mask and belt, he looked through a few of the compartments and raised an eyebrow, "How strange…" He muttered

 "Who is he, Hank?"

Hank furrowed his eyebrows, "I don't know Logan, he doesn't have any I.D on him, and he's not a mutant…"

 Logan glanced down at the wounded man dressed in black, "Wonder what's with all the bats." He grunted patting his pockets for a cigar.

 "What have I told you about smoking in here?" Xavier warned him before he could even light the cigar.

"Right, the mind thing." Logan snorted shoving the lighter and cigar back into his pocket.

Hank chuckled softly as he set the mask and belt aside, "Well I'm going back to bed," He yawned stretching his arms, "You know where to find me incase anything comes up."

Xavier nodded, "Thanks again for you help."

Hank smiled and left the room with another yawn.

 The unnamed man groaned softly and began to stir. Opening his eyes he sat up quickly, eyes darting around the room only to rest on Logan and Xavier.

 "Where am I?" His voice cracked slightly from lack of use, "And where is my stuff?" He demanded searching for his belt and mask.

 "Please calm down," Xavier approached the side of the bed, "My name is Professor Charles Xavier and I own this facility. One of my students found you unconscious on the lawn, may I ask how you got there?"

The man looked confused for a moment, "I don't know." He grunted looking away.

 "What is your name?"

He turned back to Xavier and frowned, "Where am I?" He asked ignoring the previous question.

 "My school for the gifted," Xavier responded with a small smile, obviously proud of himself.

 "R-ight… Where is this place?"

 "Bayville, New York." Logan answered this time; he glared at the unnamed man and folded his arms over his chest.

 "How the Hell-"

 "What's yer name, bub?" Logan cut the man off from his muttering.

 "Batman." Was his answer.

Logan snorted, "What a surprise, now what's yer real name?"

 Batman scowled but figured that since the really didn't know who 'Batman' was, he was in the clear. Sort of.

 "Bruce Wayne." He answered as he climbed off the bed and examined himself.

His hands were bandaged tightly; he scowled and looked down at Xavier who was speaking to him once again.

 "I suggest you get some rest, who have lost quite a bit of blood." He warned.

Bruce looked away, "I've survived worse." He grunted finding his belt and mask. 

 "Was there a part I wasn't invited too?" A woman with strawberry blonde hair and dark blue eyes with an odd glimmer of red, stepped into the room.

 Logan shook his head, "What are you doing up this late, Virginia?"

 "Eh, you know, just wandering around torturing a couple random people from the male side of this species." She smiled evilly.

Logan smirked, "Did ya get Scooter again?"

 "Of course."

Bruce, having had enough of this 'weirdness', snapped on his belt and grabbed his mask, "How do I get out of here?" He growled.

Virginia's attention snapped over to Bruce, "Who're you?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

 "Bruce Wayne."

 "Was this a costume party?" She asked turning back to Logan who shook his head, "Then what's up with Batman here?"

 "You know who he is?" Xavier furrowed his eyebrows.

Virginia nodded, "Yea. I used to read the comics when I was a kid," She grinned, "I loved the cape and the mask." She made a cat-like noise then laughed.

Everyone stared at her worriedly.

 "Comic… you mean I'm not real here!?" His eye twitched slightly

 "Of course you're real, you're standing right there!" Virginia said matter-of-factly then sighed, "Are you really Batman?"

Bruce nodded and her face lit up a little.

 "No idea's Miss. Red." Xavier warned warily.

 "I'll show ya around, Bruce," Logan grunted then turned to Virginia, "Why don' ch'ya go an' bug Scooter fer awhile?"

Virginia sighed, "Listening to him scream like a girl can only be fun for so long…"

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A/N: So what do ya think? Please Review? ^____^