LOL I am making another this soon because I am really bored and it is a good way to kill time! And I am changing this to Third-Person because I got tired of writing in first.

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"You think I will actually team up with you? You REALLY are a nutcase..."

"God Dammit Zim! Listen to me!!"

Zim stared at Dib now.

"We have to join forces! That is the only way we can stop Ms. Bitters...."

"Fine! I am just going to help you, just so I can make sure the Earth is MIIIIIIINNNEEEEE!"

Then Zim start laughing manically. All Dib did was stare. Then the doors of our school flew off their hinges and one decked Zim and sent him flying through the air and through a building. Dib just muttered one word...

"Damn..."

Then the army of Ms. Bitters started to storm out of the building. Dib whipped out his Uzi's and fired madly at the crowd of Ms. Bitters and a few of them went down but they continued walking towards him. Dib let them get to close. A punch came flying from the real Ms. Bitters, and he was sent flying through the windshield of a nearby car.

Then Zim fell out of the building and hit the concrete hard. He slowly picked himself off the ground and when he was standing up, still kind of dazed, he looked down at the imprint of his body in the concrete. He looked at the crowd of Ms. Bitters' clones coming toward him.

"Why....Me?.....I was ALREADY thrown out a window, hit with a door, sent flying through a building, fell out of said building and landed on my face." Zim whipped out a pair of Beretta's and started firing at the crowd and as he walked backwards, back towards the car Dib had been planted in. He look into through the window.

"Earth scum, Are you alive?"

"Bite me."

Dib slowly fell out of the car and his big head hit the concrete. He was bleeding from his mouth and he look very battered.

"How are we going to kill them, Dib?"

All Dib did was cough up some more blood.

"Ugh. That's disgusting...and now I have to baby-sit."

Zim through Dib up onto his shoulder as he walked backwards, continuing to fire upon the crowd... Then he thought....Maybe I could just leave him!? I could finally take over the world without bother with him. He decision was final and as he cackled he through Dib into the crowd. As Zim turned around to run Dib was flung back at him and Dib's huge head rammed into Zim's back and they both went flying. Zim was laying on the floor, So pissed off that they used his trash as a weapon, when a rain-drop hit the ground next to his face. Zim stood up and looked into the air...and another one fell, and landed on his forehead. Zim started screaming as he started to get rained on. The steam from his body started to fill the air as he ran around in circles screaming his head off. Then he picked up Dib and held him over his head and ran for his house.

He ran up the walk-way to his house, which was lined with lawn gnomes and as he ran in, he turned on his defense system and locked the door. Then he jumped down into his lab, where Dib and him would be safe....For now.

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And that is numbah two! Please review and stufft....I will love you!