Dib eyes started to slide open slowly, his vision still blurred. Once his
eyes were fully open and his eyes-sight was normal, he realized Zim had his
gun to Dib's face. Zim jumped up when he saw Dib wake up and hid his guns
behind his back.
"Uhm...Hello...There...Dib...."
"You were going to shoot me, eh?"
"Oh...Of course not..."
Then Gir ran up to them. "Of course he was!" Gir shouted with glee. Gir had just had enormous amounts of candy, and a whole quart of coffee. Gir was practically bouncing off the walls and shouting stupid things like "Ihm gonna hug you and dance until a giant clam falls on my head!", or shouting "CHEESE WIZ!"
"Well...Uhm...Dib I have to go.....Do...Research...yeah! Research.....So uhm....You get to watch Gir!" Then Zim ran away cackling evilly as he walked into his research center and locked the doors.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!" Dib started slamming his fists on the door. "LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!!! QUICK!! HE IS COMING TOWARDS ME!!!! AHHHHHHHH!" The screaming stopped as Gir dragged Dib away to play with him.
Zim was thinking of a plan to destroy all these Ms. Bitters. There was no way they could fight them alone. It would take an army of soldiers just to kill one. They were trying to weed us out like we were a malfunctioning folder and they were Norton Anti-Virus. He knew since this was a Matrix parody, "The One" was out there somewhere....But they didn't know who it was. It could have been Dib... Zim thought.... It must be! And just to think....If I would have pulled that trigger he would have been dead and all would have been lost. Just then Zim heard a banging on the door upstairs... He left his Lab and walked up to the front door. He peeked through his eye space... They were here. The door then was knocked off its hinges and sent flying through the room into a wall with Zim.
~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile...
"NOO!" I DON'T WANNA PLAY THAT!!"
"Pleeeaaaaassseee!?"
"NO I AM NOT GONNA DRESS-UP IN DRAG BECAUSE YOU WANNA GET MARRIED!"
"But but..."
Just then....Gir's evil nature kicked in. His eyes turned red and so did all of his accents.
"YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY, NOW!"
After that all Dib could do was give in so he wouldn't get killed...
"Aww you look so cute in a dress! You should do that more often!!"
"WHAT!?"
Just then they heard the loud crash upstairs.
"It must be Zim!! He has gotta be hurt!!"
Gir had another mood swing and his evil nature was to it's full extent...
"You stay here, I will go check on him"
Before Gir went upstairs he raided the guns cabinet and took every gun he could find. Then he threw on his black, leather overcoat, his black shades, and a pair of black boots. Then stormed off into the main room. Then Dib thought.....What if he's...."The One"!?!?
"Uhm...Hello...There...Dib...."
"You were going to shoot me, eh?"
"Oh...Of course not..."
Then Gir ran up to them. "Of course he was!" Gir shouted with glee. Gir had just had enormous amounts of candy, and a whole quart of coffee. Gir was practically bouncing off the walls and shouting stupid things like "Ihm gonna hug you and dance until a giant clam falls on my head!", or shouting "CHEESE WIZ!"
"Well...Uhm...Dib I have to go.....Do...Research...yeah! Research.....So uhm....You get to watch Gir!" Then Zim ran away cackling evilly as he walked into his research center and locked the doors.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!" Dib started slamming his fists on the door. "LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!!! QUICK!! HE IS COMING TOWARDS ME!!!! AHHHHHHHH!" The screaming stopped as Gir dragged Dib away to play with him.
Zim was thinking of a plan to destroy all these Ms. Bitters. There was no way they could fight them alone. It would take an army of soldiers just to kill one. They were trying to weed us out like we were a malfunctioning folder and they were Norton Anti-Virus. He knew since this was a Matrix parody, "The One" was out there somewhere....But they didn't know who it was. It could have been Dib... Zim thought.... It must be! And just to think....If I would have pulled that trigger he would have been dead and all would have been lost. Just then Zim heard a banging on the door upstairs... He left his Lab and walked up to the front door. He peeked through his eye space... They were here. The door then was knocked off its hinges and sent flying through the room into a wall with Zim.
~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile...
"NOO!" I DON'T WANNA PLAY THAT!!"
"Pleeeaaaaassseee!?"
"NO I AM NOT GONNA DRESS-UP IN DRAG BECAUSE YOU WANNA GET MARRIED!"
"But but..."
Just then....Gir's evil nature kicked in. His eyes turned red and so did all of his accents.
"YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY, NOW!"
After that all Dib could do was give in so he wouldn't get killed...
"Aww you look so cute in a dress! You should do that more often!!"
"WHAT!?"
Just then they heard the loud crash upstairs.
"It must be Zim!! He has gotta be hurt!!"
Gir had another mood swing and his evil nature was to it's full extent...
"You stay here, I will go check on him"
Before Gir went upstairs he raided the guns cabinet and took every gun he could find. Then he threw on his black, leather overcoat, his black shades, and a pair of black boots. Then stormed off into the main room. Then Dib thought.....What if he's...."The One"!?!?