Title: Lesbians PG
Category: Romance
Sub Category: Humor, Drama
Rating: PG-13 to R
Summary: Hermione and Pansy team up to show the school that being homosexual or bisexual is not a bad thing. Music, music videos, love, inter house relationships, sexy outfits, and other stuff ensue.
A note you all. The words between these // // are the lines that they're singing. Much love.
Chapter 3. Sphinx
Hermione walked out the door and looked at Pansy.
'Ok. So I'll see you Dinner then.' Hermione said.
'Ok. Just remember that your clothes will change, so get into he girls bathroom. I'll meet you at the closet near the Great Hall. But I have a question for you Granger. Do you know any good songs?' Pansy said. Hermione nodded. 'Good. Do you know the lyrics?' Hermione nodded. 'Good.' And with that Pansy went toward the Dungeons.
'Aren't you going to eat?' Hermione called after her. She stopped and turned.
'I am. But I have to go send the forms. I decided that I would now instead of later.' Pansy said. Hermione nodded and waved goodbye. She started walking down the hall and turned some corners. She got to the Great Hall five minutes later and walked through the open door, reading a book as she went. She used her peripheral vision to steer clear of anybody who might get in her way and she sat down on the opposite side of Harry and Ron, still reading the book.
'Hey 'Mione.' Ron said. Hermione nodded her head in reply and continued to read.
'Are you mad at us or something?' Harry asked.
'Why would you think that?' she turned the page.
'Because you got mad at us in the common room and you aren't being too friendly right now.' Harry said. Hermione looked up at her best friends and sighed.
'I just don't like the fact that you called homosexual women dykes, butches, heshes, and whatever else you called them. I'm not completely mad at you guys, it's just not proper language.' Hermione scolded softly. They looked at her and then at each other, and nodded.
'Ok. We'll just call them lesbians or homosexuals from now on. So you won't get your knickers in a twist.' Ron said. They looked at Hermione who was reading again and eating a carrot stick at the same time.
'That's nice boys.' Was her only reply. Harry and Ron looked at each other and shook their heads. Hermione always did that. Just kept reading.
^Later. During Care of Magical Creatures^
'Now. Sphinxes, as you know, are rhymers. They ask you a rhyme, and if you get it wrong, it attacks you. Does anybody else know anything else about these creatures?' Hagrid asked. Hermione's hand, of course, shot up. Along with Draco Malfoy's, and Lavender Brown's. And, to everyone's surprise, Pansy Parkinson. Hagrid looked around the class and he picked Draco. * Damn. * Hermione thought.
'Spinx's are only female and they only like male humans. They don't like females, unless they sing them a song. A song they like.' Draco said.
'Very good, Malfoy. 10 points to Slytherin.' Hagrid said, not happily, but he said it. 'Now that you all know that, I have an assignment for the girls.' Hermione didn't like where this was going. Knowing Hagrid, he would put the girls in the pen with the Sphinx's and let them defend themselves without magic. 'Ok. What I'm going to do, is put you girls in the pen with the Sphinx, without magic mind you, and you'll have to defend yourself with the information that Mr. Malfoy here gave to you.
'Me and my big brain. Giving off brain waves.' Hermione said to herself.
'What was that?' Ron asked. Him and Harry were on her right and Ron had overheard her talking to herself.
'Nothing Ron. It's just now I have to answer another riddle.' Hermione said. She stood up, leaving her wand near her backpack, and she walked toward Hagrid. Lavender, Parvarti, Pansy, Millicent, Silver, and Winifred came up behind her and they looked at Hagrid with wondering eyes.
'Ok now girls. Just get into the pen and pick one of them to pair with.' immediately, Parvarti and Lavender walked for the normal looking Sphinx's. The other girl got one that looked half nice, but Hermione got left with the black one. It had red eyes and a fiery red mane and it's claws were as sharp as it's teeth. Hermione whimpered. 'Now. Have at it girls. We'll just watch.' Hagrid said. Hermione looked around and caught Pansy's eye. She gave a small shrug and turned to her Sphinx.
'Hi there.' Pansy said to hers.
'You're quite the pretty little girl.' Hermione gave a squeak and looked at her sphinx which had talked to her.
'Why um... thank you. My name's Hermione. What is yours?' Hermione tried to be polite, so it wouldn't attack her and would instead just give her a riddle.
'My name is Dimali. Would you like to hear a riddle?' Dimali asked. Hermione gulped.
'Sure. Why not?' Hermione gave a smile, and tried to stay calm.
'You need it. I need it. So do the trees and the rain and the littlest of organisms. It sweeps over land, and it gets rid of shade. What am I? If you answer this correctly, then I will not change your pretty little face.' She said. Hermione blinked at it and whimpered again as it flexed it's claws.
'Ok. Sunshine.' Hermione said. The sphinx looked her up and down and smiled.
'Wrong.' She said. Hermione gave a high pitched squeak. 'It's air silly girl. Now. Hold still while I scratch your face off.' That was it for Hermione she bolted for the edge of the pen while the Slytherin boys laughed.
'Hermione!' Harry and Ron yelled.
'Sing Hermione!' Pansy yelled. Hermione stopped, turned around, and opened her mouth.
//Young girl don't cry I'll be right when your world Starts to fall//
Hermione slowly stepped back.
//Young girl it's alright Your tears will dry You'll soon be free to fly//
She looked over her shoulder and saw she still had 20 more feet.
//When you're safe inside your room You tend to dream Of a place where nothings harder than it seems//
Pansy acioed her wand and whispered a spell. A soft piano song started to play. The sphinxes that populated the pen stopped advancing on the girls and came to a circle around Hermione. She gulped. Pansy jumped into the circle and stood beside her, and she picked up from where she left off. The other four girls grabbed some leaches that hung at the side of the pen and started to slowly wrap them around the sphinx's necks.
//No ever wants or bothers to explain Of the heartache life can bring And what it means//
Hermione sang next.
//When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way You'll learn to begin to trust that voice Within
Young girl don't hide You'll never change if you just run away Young girl just hold tight Soon you're gonna see your brighter day//
The girls had one two more sphinxes' to get, and Pansy kept them occupied.
//Now in a world where innocence is quickly claimed It's so hard to stand your ground when your So afraid
Memories are left for you to hold When you lost outside your inside to your soul
When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way If you will learn to begin Trust that voice within
Hermione sang.
//Life is a journey It can take you anywhere you chose to go As long as you're learning You'll find out everything you'll ever need to know
You'll break it You'll make it Just Don't' forsake it
No one can stop you you know that I'm talking' to you//
They then sang together.
//When there's no one else Look inside yourself And like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way You'll learn to begin To trust that voice within//
Lavender then put in.
//Young girl don't cry. I'll be right here when your world starts to fall//
Millicent put the last leech around Dimali's neck and tide her with the rest of the sphinx. The girls cheered and climbed back over the fence. Hagrid clapped and so did Harry and Ron. Draco, Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, and Adrian just looked on.
'Very good girls. Twenty points to Gryffindor and Twenty points to Slytherin.' That made the Slytherin boys light up. Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, and Seamus ran up to Hermione and patted her on the back.
'We didn't know you could sing like that, 'Mione.' Ron said.
'Yeah well. I would have never been able to do it without Pansy.' Everyone stopped dead in his or her congratulations. Pansy came up form behind Hermione and knocked her shoulder with hers playfully.
'Well the same goes for you too, Hermione. Or is it 'Mione?' Pansy asked.
'Either one for you, Pansy.' Hermione said. * We're flirting! Oh my god! Look at Malfoy's face! * Hermione thought with mirth. She liked this idea of Pansy's. It was genius.
'Ok. That's enough excitement for one day. You can go get ready for your next class. But read up on the sphinx in your books.' Hermione started off and Pansy ran after her.
'Hey, 'Mione!' Pansy yelled. Hermione stopped and turned toward her. Everyone else just stared in bewilderment.
'Yeah?' Hermione asked.
'See ya at dinner?' Pansy asked. Hermione played along.
'Count on it, Parkinson. Count on it.' Hermione patted her on the head and skipped off.
'No messing my hair.' Pansy called after her.
'As long as you don't mess with mine!' Hermione yelled over her shoulder and slipped into the front doors of the school. She closed them, leaned against them and went into hysterical laughter, causing Filch to stare at her. 'That was great!' she yelled. She walked in front of the large glass windows that pointed toward the crowd coming into the school and did a cartwheel, and front hand spring. 'School rocks!' she yelled and skipped down the hall toward Charms.
^With Harry and Ron^
'Did Hermione just do a front flip?' Ron asked. Harry nodded dumbly as the stared at their female friend.
^Dinner^
Hermione was in her room, at her vanity; applying clear lip-gloss that Pansy passed her in the hall. Along with light blue eye shadow that she applied only on her barely seen part of her eye. She put mascara on her lashes and looked herself in the mirror. She was just hoping she wasn't going to make this a normal thing. She put her hair up into a high tight pony-tail and used a spell to make the frizz go away so it now looked like Pansy's hair only longer and way curlier.
'He it goes.' She said. She walked out of the Gryffindor tower and toward the Great Hall. It was already five minutes into dinner so no one was in the hall. Hermione spotted Pansy near the closet in the Grande Entrance and she waved her over. Hermione ran over to her and made sure not to be seen by anybody in the Great Hall and they slipped into the closet.
'Lumos.' Pansy said. The closet lit up and Hermione saw that Pansy was no longer in her school uniform, but in her outfit from before they went to lunch. Hermione looked down at herself and saw that her outfit was the one from earlier also.
'I can't believe we're doing this!' Hermione said.
'Well believe it, Hermione, because you have to understand that some people might not like you after we do this.' Pansy said. Hermione sighed and nodded.
'I know. But it will be worth it when we teach them a lesson right?' Pansy smiled and nodded. Her blonde curls were out of the ponytail and they fell just past her shoulders.
'Now I'm going to check if the coast is clear.' Pansy opened the door a crack and looked down the hallways and nodded. 'It's clear. Come on, 'Mione. We've got waves to make and surf.' Pansy pushed the door open and walked out into the hallway. She and Hermione walked toward the closed door of the Great Hall and Hermione looked at Pansy, who looked back. They grabbed a handle each and pulled them open.
Some people stopped and stared. Some kept eating, but stared when they saw their friends staring. A couple of guys whistled and Pansy glared in their direction. The only people who didn't seem amused were Filch and Mrs. Norris.
Who of which, weren't there.
Pansy turned to Hermione and took her hand.
'Hon. Do you want to sit at my table or yours.' Hermione looked at their enjoined hands and looked back up at Pansy.
'How about we try sitting together tomorrow. I think we'll have to do some explaining to our friends first.' Hermione said sensibly. Pansy gave her a look that clearly said, 'Come on Granger!' and Hermione got the hint. 'But if you insist. Why don't we sit at your table?' Hermione suggested. Pansy shrugged.
'Hermione!' came a voice. The whole hall turned to look at the advancing Harry, Ron, and Ginny who were walking quickly toward Hermione and Pansy.
'Yeah?' Hermione asked when they reached her.
'What are you doing holding her hand? She's a Slytherin Hermione! And she's a she!' Harry said.
'Harry. I can hold Pansy's hand if I want. She's my girlfriend!' Hermione said. The whole hall fell silent. Draco Malfoy even stopped to gawk. Dumbledore seemed to be the only one unfazed by the announcement. Someone in the group coughed and then sneezed. Snape looked as if he were going to die and Harry, Ron, and Ginny all looked like they had just eaten five rock cakes at the same time without chewing.
'Is this true 'Mione?' Ginny asked. Hermione looked at Ginny and nodded.
'Of course Gin.' Hermione felt bad that she was lying, but she had to show the school that this was not wrong. 'I love Pansy and Pansy loves me and there's nothing you can do to change that.' Hermione dragged Pansy off toward Gryffindor table and they sat down.
'God. It's like they saw a ghost or something.' Pansy said.
'It's not like it would faze them.' Hermione said. 'Since they see them everyday. Pansy smiled and leaned into Hermione. They quickly kissed on the lips and somewhere in the crowd of still staring students, some yelled, 'WOOOOO!!'. Hermione blinked a few seconds and went back to finding the pudding.
Category: Romance
Sub Category: Humor, Drama
Rating: PG-13 to R
Summary: Hermione and Pansy team up to show the school that being homosexual or bisexual is not a bad thing. Music, music videos, love, inter house relationships, sexy outfits, and other stuff ensue.
A note you all. The words between these // // are the lines that they're singing. Much love.
Chapter 3. Sphinx
Hermione walked out the door and looked at Pansy.
'Ok. So I'll see you Dinner then.' Hermione said.
'Ok. Just remember that your clothes will change, so get into he girls bathroom. I'll meet you at the closet near the Great Hall. But I have a question for you Granger. Do you know any good songs?' Pansy said. Hermione nodded. 'Good. Do you know the lyrics?' Hermione nodded. 'Good.' And with that Pansy went toward the Dungeons.
'Aren't you going to eat?' Hermione called after her. She stopped and turned.
'I am. But I have to go send the forms. I decided that I would now instead of later.' Pansy said. Hermione nodded and waved goodbye. She started walking down the hall and turned some corners. She got to the Great Hall five minutes later and walked through the open door, reading a book as she went. She used her peripheral vision to steer clear of anybody who might get in her way and she sat down on the opposite side of Harry and Ron, still reading the book.
'Hey 'Mione.' Ron said. Hermione nodded her head in reply and continued to read.
'Are you mad at us or something?' Harry asked.
'Why would you think that?' she turned the page.
'Because you got mad at us in the common room and you aren't being too friendly right now.' Harry said. Hermione looked up at her best friends and sighed.
'I just don't like the fact that you called homosexual women dykes, butches, heshes, and whatever else you called them. I'm not completely mad at you guys, it's just not proper language.' Hermione scolded softly. They looked at her and then at each other, and nodded.
'Ok. We'll just call them lesbians or homosexuals from now on. So you won't get your knickers in a twist.' Ron said. They looked at Hermione who was reading again and eating a carrot stick at the same time.
'That's nice boys.' Was her only reply. Harry and Ron looked at each other and shook their heads. Hermione always did that. Just kept reading.
^Later. During Care of Magical Creatures^
'Now. Sphinxes, as you know, are rhymers. They ask you a rhyme, and if you get it wrong, it attacks you. Does anybody else know anything else about these creatures?' Hagrid asked. Hermione's hand, of course, shot up. Along with Draco Malfoy's, and Lavender Brown's. And, to everyone's surprise, Pansy Parkinson. Hagrid looked around the class and he picked Draco. * Damn. * Hermione thought.
'Spinx's are only female and they only like male humans. They don't like females, unless they sing them a song. A song they like.' Draco said.
'Very good, Malfoy. 10 points to Slytherin.' Hagrid said, not happily, but he said it. 'Now that you all know that, I have an assignment for the girls.' Hermione didn't like where this was going. Knowing Hagrid, he would put the girls in the pen with the Sphinx's and let them defend themselves without magic. 'Ok. What I'm going to do, is put you girls in the pen with the Sphinx, without magic mind you, and you'll have to defend yourself with the information that Mr. Malfoy here gave to you.
'Me and my big brain. Giving off brain waves.' Hermione said to herself.
'What was that?' Ron asked. Him and Harry were on her right and Ron had overheard her talking to herself.
'Nothing Ron. It's just now I have to answer another riddle.' Hermione said. She stood up, leaving her wand near her backpack, and she walked toward Hagrid. Lavender, Parvarti, Pansy, Millicent, Silver, and Winifred came up behind her and they looked at Hagrid with wondering eyes.
'Ok now girls. Just get into the pen and pick one of them to pair with.' immediately, Parvarti and Lavender walked for the normal looking Sphinx's. The other girl got one that looked half nice, but Hermione got left with the black one. It had red eyes and a fiery red mane and it's claws were as sharp as it's teeth. Hermione whimpered. 'Now. Have at it girls. We'll just watch.' Hagrid said. Hermione looked around and caught Pansy's eye. She gave a small shrug and turned to her Sphinx.
'Hi there.' Pansy said to hers.
'You're quite the pretty little girl.' Hermione gave a squeak and looked at her sphinx which had talked to her.
'Why um... thank you. My name's Hermione. What is yours?' Hermione tried to be polite, so it wouldn't attack her and would instead just give her a riddle.
'My name is Dimali. Would you like to hear a riddle?' Dimali asked. Hermione gulped.
'Sure. Why not?' Hermione gave a smile, and tried to stay calm.
'You need it. I need it. So do the trees and the rain and the littlest of organisms. It sweeps over land, and it gets rid of shade. What am I? If you answer this correctly, then I will not change your pretty little face.' She said. Hermione blinked at it and whimpered again as it flexed it's claws.
'Ok. Sunshine.' Hermione said. The sphinx looked her up and down and smiled.
'Wrong.' She said. Hermione gave a high pitched squeak. 'It's air silly girl. Now. Hold still while I scratch your face off.' That was it for Hermione she bolted for the edge of the pen while the Slytherin boys laughed.
'Hermione!' Harry and Ron yelled.
'Sing Hermione!' Pansy yelled. Hermione stopped, turned around, and opened her mouth.
//Young girl don't cry I'll be right when your world Starts to fall//
Hermione slowly stepped back.
//Young girl it's alright Your tears will dry You'll soon be free to fly//
She looked over her shoulder and saw she still had 20 more feet.
//When you're safe inside your room You tend to dream Of a place where nothings harder than it seems//
Pansy acioed her wand and whispered a spell. A soft piano song started to play. The sphinxes that populated the pen stopped advancing on the girls and came to a circle around Hermione. She gulped. Pansy jumped into the circle and stood beside her, and she picked up from where she left off. The other four girls grabbed some leaches that hung at the side of the pen and started to slowly wrap them around the sphinx's necks.
//No ever wants or bothers to explain Of the heartache life can bring And what it means//
Hermione sang next.
//When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way You'll learn to begin to trust that voice Within
Young girl don't hide You'll never change if you just run away Young girl just hold tight Soon you're gonna see your brighter day//
The girls had one two more sphinxes' to get, and Pansy kept them occupied.
//Now in a world where innocence is quickly claimed It's so hard to stand your ground when your So afraid
Memories are left for you to hold When you lost outside your inside to your soul
When there's no one else Look inside yourself Like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way If you will learn to begin Trust that voice within
Hermione sang.
//Life is a journey It can take you anywhere you chose to go As long as you're learning You'll find out everything you'll ever need to know
You'll break it You'll make it Just Don't' forsake it
No one can stop you you know that I'm talking' to you//
They then sang together.
//When there's no one else Look inside yourself And like your oldest friend Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength That will guide your way You'll learn to begin To trust that voice within//
Lavender then put in.
//Young girl don't cry. I'll be right here when your world starts to fall//
Millicent put the last leech around Dimali's neck and tide her with the rest of the sphinx. The girls cheered and climbed back over the fence. Hagrid clapped and so did Harry and Ron. Draco, Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, and Adrian just looked on.
'Very good girls. Twenty points to Gryffindor and Twenty points to Slytherin.' That made the Slytherin boys light up. Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, and Seamus ran up to Hermione and patted her on the back.
'We didn't know you could sing like that, 'Mione.' Ron said.
'Yeah well. I would have never been able to do it without Pansy.' Everyone stopped dead in his or her congratulations. Pansy came up form behind Hermione and knocked her shoulder with hers playfully.
'Well the same goes for you too, Hermione. Or is it 'Mione?' Pansy asked.
'Either one for you, Pansy.' Hermione said. * We're flirting! Oh my god! Look at Malfoy's face! * Hermione thought with mirth. She liked this idea of Pansy's. It was genius.
'Ok. That's enough excitement for one day. You can go get ready for your next class. But read up on the sphinx in your books.' Hermione started off and Pansy ran after her.
'Hey, 'Mione!' Pansy yelled. Hermione stopped and turned toward her. Everyone else just stared in bewilderment.
'Yeah?' Hermione asked.
'See ya at dinner?' Pansy asked. Hermione played along.
'Count on it, Parkinson. Count on it.' Hermione patted her on the head and skipped off.
'No messing my hair.' Pansy called after her.
'As long as you don't mess with mine!' Hermione yelled over her shoulder and slipped into the front doors of the school. She closed them, leaned against them and went into hysterical laughter, causing Filch to stare at her. 'That was great!' she yelled. She walked in front of the large glass windows that pointed toward the crowd coming into the school and did a cartwheel, and front hand spring. 'School rocks!' she yelled and skipped down the hall toward Charms.
^With Harry and Ron^
'Did Hermione just do a front flip?' Ron asked. Harry nodded dumbly as the stared at their female friend.
^Dinner^
Hermione was in her room, at her vanity; applying clear lip-gloss that Pansy passed her in the hall. Along with light blue eye shadow that she applied only on her barely seen part of her eye. She put mascara on her lashes and looked herself in the mirror. She was just hoping she wasn't going to make this a normal thing. She put her hair up into a high tight pony-tail and used a spell to make the frizz go away so it now looked like Pansy's hair only longer and way curlier.
'He it goes.' She said. She walked out of the Gryffindor tower and toward the Great Hall. It was already five minutes into dinner so no one was in the hall. Hermione spotted Pansy near the closet in the Grande Entrance and she waved her over. Hermione ran over to her and made sure not to be seen by anybody in the Great Hall and they slipped into the closet.
'Lumos.' Pansy said. The closet lit up and Hermione saw that Pansy was no longer in her school uniform, but in her outfit from before they went to lunch. Hermione looked down at herself and saw that her outfit was the one from earlier also.
'I can't believe we're doing this!' Hermione said.
'Well believe it, Hermione, because you have to understand that some people might not like you after we do this.' Pansy said. Hermione sighed and nodded.
'I know. But it will be worth it when we teach them a lesson right?' Pansy smiled and nodded. Her blonde curls were out of the ponytail and they fell just past her shoulders.
'Now I'm going to check if the coast is clear.' Pansy opened the door a crack and looked down the hallways and nodded. 'It's clear. Come on, 'Mione. We've got waves to make and surf.' Pansy pushed the door open and walked out into the hallway. She and Hermione walked toward the closed door of the Great Hall and Hermione looked at Pansy, who looked back. They grabbed a handle each and pulled them open.
Some people stopped and stared. Some kept eating, but stared when they saw their friends staring. A couple of guys whistled and Pansy glared in their direction. The only people who didn't seem amused were Filch and Mrs. Norris.
Who of which, weren't there.
Pansy turned to Hermione and took her hand.
'Hon. Do you want to sit at my table or yours.' Hermione looked at their enjoined hands and looked back up at Pansy.
'How about we try sitting together tomorrow. I think we'll have to do some explaining to our friends first.' Hermione said sensibly. Pansy gave her a look that clearly said, 'Come on Granger!' and Hermione got the hint. 'But if you insist. Why don't we sit at your table?' Hermione suggested. Pansy shrugged.
'Hermione!' came a voice. The whole hall turned to look at the advancing Harry, Ron, and Ginny who were walking quickly toward Hermione and Pansy.
'Yeah?' Hermione asked when they reached her.
'What are you doing holding her hand? She's a Slytherin Hermione! And she's a she!' Harry said.
'Harry. I can hold Pansy's hand if I want. She's my girlfriend!' Hermione said. The whole hall fell silent. Draco Malfoy even stopped to gawk. Dumbledore seemed to be the only one unfazed by the announcement. Someone in the group coughed and then sneezed. Snape looked as if he were going to die and Harry, Ron, and Ginny all looked like they had just eaten five rock cakes at the same time without chewing.
'Is this true 'Mione?' Ginny asked. Hermione looked at Ginny and nodded.
'Of course Gin.' Hermione felt bad that she was lying, but she had to show the school that this was not wrong. 'I love Pansy and Pansy loves me and there's nothing you can do to change that.' Hermione dragged Pansy off toward Gryffindor table and they sat down.
'God. It's like they saw a ghost or something.' Pansy said.
'It's not like it would faze them.' Hermione said. 'Since they see them everyday. Pansy smiled and leaned into Hermione. They quickly kissed on the lips and somewhere in the crowd of still staring students, some yelled, 'WOOOOO!!'. Hermione blinked a few seconds and went back to finding the pudding.