Me: I'M BACK!!! SORRY ALL MY FANS, BUT HERE IT IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

Felix: Do you care to tell them WHY you didn't update?!

Ivan: Yes DO tell us.

Kokoay: All ears...I'M SO HAPPY!!! I GET TO BE A INTRO CHARACTER!!! anyways

Me: Um, Look at the time, I've got to go to...um...SCHOOL!!! bye!!!

Garet: Hey I though its easier break right, nobody is in school!!

Me:...can't believe GARET was the one to figure it out...

Isaac: I know why!!! Let me tell you! You see-* gets hit on the head with a wooden hammer*OWWWWWWWWW!!!

Ivan and Felix: We feel your pain...*both get hit on the head* OWWWWW!!!

Garet: Gezz, SOMEBODY is NOT in a good mode right now...*Garet see hammer, but unlike the others was smart, yes smart, enough do duck to the right* HAHAHAHA-...look at all the pretty colors...good night...*he didn't see the second one*

Kokoay: God, I think you can stop trying to kill the people now...angel?!

Me: That..t wasn't me..e...I though it was..s you...

Kokoay: Not me...

Voice: ~ run like hell little mice!!! hahahaha~

Ivan( the voice woke him up): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*breath*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*breath*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-* get knocked out because he wouldn't get to the point*

Kokoay: That was a waste of time...

Me:...hehehehehe...

Kokoay: Mu?

Me: HUH!! um,oh...nothing...

Voice: HOTGIRL515 DOES NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN!!! BUT SHE DOES OWN THE RIGHT TO CHOP OFF ALL YOUR HEADS AND DEEP-FAT-FRY THEM!! HAHAHAHAHA...OK she doesn't...but go gotta say it was kinda funny...

Kokoay: Right...On with the story!!!

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* Why Me?!*

" GOD DAMMIT!!! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE UNTIE ME!!!" Kokoay yelled at the three adepts who were playing cards, trying to pretend that they didn't hear the yelling of a girl who was just about to call their blood. Note the word TRYING. Yep Kokoay wasn't the kind of person you could ignore, but they were trying.

" Um... So Ivan was asking Kokoay a lot of questions about what she is?" Mia asked putting down two cards face down. " Two fours." " Bullshit!!!" Garet yelled flipping over the two cards " HAHAHAHAHA!!! the deck is your Mia!!"

*Do you really need me to tell you WHAT card game their playing, Do you? Please don't make me tell you the rules of the game... If you REALLY need them e-mail me at animeangel515@yahoo.com.*

" God Garet your pretty smart at this game...Yeah Ivan did ask her a lot questions, Three fives..." Isaac said as he out three cards. " Humm...Four six's, what kinda questions were they?" Garet said, deciding that he wasn't going to take the risk of seeing if Isaac was telling the truth or not. Isaac, unlike Mia who had just learned this game, was pretty good. Garet did teach this game to them, them meaning Isaac, Jenna, Felix, before the storm did broke up all their friendships.

" Isaac did you just call Garet smart? Well now that I think about it, everyone has to be good at SOMETHING...BS...NOOOO...." Mia said as she flipped over the four cards Garet had played to find out that he wasn't lying. " I'm no good at this game..."

" Sure you are Mia, I mean sure you are REALLY losing right now, but you are just learning the ups at down of this game. But that was a good that you made sure that Garet wasn't lying. Four cards at once is always call for concern. OK...One six..." Isaac said to Mia as he put down one card.

" Just one huh...OK-" Garet started as he began to put down three more cards but then again, Kokoay doesn't like to be ignored.

" GOD DAMMIT!!! ALL YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT THIS GAME!!! I COULD KICK ALL YOUR BUT AT THIS GAME!!! Oh...ummm...that gives me an idea..." Kokoay yelled, but stopped then she began to think about what she had said.

" What is she doing, three Sevens." Garet said as he put down those cards he was going to play earlier. But one thing Garet really didn't like the way she said idea... ideas were always bad unless you were the one using the idea.

" Bullshit...Garet its called 'thinking' you should try it sometime, it might help you. Oh...YES!!!" Mia yelled as Garet said "Shit." Turns out that he had played the jacks, not sevens. "I finally did it right once..."

"Good for you Mia-" Isaac started, but Kokoay had finished thinking and she ready to let them know that.

" HELLO!!! EARTH TO MY KIDNAPPERS!!!! I have a deal for you...If you have the balls for it...that is..." Kokoay said to the adept, glad that she had gotten their attention.

" What is it...and what the catch?" Isaac asked her, not really trusting her. She did try to kill him after all. He wasn't going to let her forget it. His shoulder still hurt from the wound.

" Hey can't we forget and forgive? Anyways, how about we play a game of ...um...thirteen? If I'm the winner you untie me. If any of you win, you can do as you please... but your the kind of people who like to play fair, right? Then why don't you pick one of you to play me in a two-on-two game? That sounds fair..." Kokoay said. She was proud of her gift with words and persuasive talk. She could get anyone to do anything, even make a lawyer tell the truth.

" Fine...now whos going to do it..." Isaac said. He look at Mia. Judging by her clueless face, he could tell that she had no idea what that game was. Then he looked at Garet. Um...Garet was really good at card games but he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. And he could tell that Kokoay was good at messing with people heads. He himself wasn't that bad but he wasn't nearly as good as Garet, but he would let somebody like Kokoay mess with his head that easily.

" OK, I'll-" Isaac started, but was stopped when a voice said " I'll play her..."

Everyone, yes even Kokoay, jumped up when they heard the voice. Ivan was standing in the door way. He look a little on the sad side and he didn't seem as perky as he always was.

" Ivan do you know how to play this game?" Mia asked Ivan as he walk to the table that had their playing cards on it. " Kinda" Ivan said then, to everyone's even Garet's, Ivan mixed up the deck the way those pros at gambling places do. You know so fast that you think that the cards are flying. Well...I can't mix the deck at all so it really something for me. T.T. Lets just say that Kokoay isn't feeling as sure of herself as is was three minutes ago.

" You CAN play this game." Mia said, very,very impressed. " Wow Ivan...I think your better the Garet is...Dang..." Isaac said under his breath. " Come on...Hes not better then me...OK he is so what..." Garet stated. He went to his seat and started muttering stuff that they couldn't hear. Poor sport aint he?

" Fine...let play thirteen, little boy..." Kokoay said, getting the reaction that she wanted from him, or so she though. " ...little boy?...I'M ONLY ABOUT TWO OR THREE YEAR YOUNGER THAT YOU!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY!!! I'LL SHOW YOU LITTLE BOY!!!" Ivan yelled. He looked over at Kokoay and smiled when he saw her smiling. "...But then... that what you wanted me to say when you did that so I would play the best I can... right?" Ivan smiled even bigger when he saw her face fall. * This boy is good... can't belive that didn't work...* Kokoay though to herself as she picked up her cards. * Oh I have TWO bombs and the two low twos... the odds are in my favor...*

" OK... I have the lowest three...So i'll go first. I'll play this four card combo, lowest three, high four, low five, highest six." Ivan said as he put down four card face up. " Hmmm...Not bad...OK! I'll play...these four cards... lowest four, highest five, low six, high seven. Top that." Kokoay said putting down another four cards face up. She looked at the three others. Only Mia seemed deeping impressed, the others looked like this was just another game.

" I CAN top that, but I'm not going to...Pass." Ivan said after thinking over which card to play. " Pass? Fine... I'll Pay this BOMB!!! Four Jacks!!! Read them and weep!" Kokoay said thinking that she won. It was sure to say that everyone else thought she won, even Mia. But she only thought that because of the way Kokoay said 'bomb'. Ivan looked down at his cards then smiled. "...your good...but...not good enough... I play to bomb of KINGS!!!" Ivan said lying down four kings.

Lets just say that Kokoay wasn't feeling happy right now, no not happy at all. They were both down to five cards. ".............Pass..." Kokoay said quietly. Ivan just smiled and said " Fine... Three card combo... low seven, high eight, highest nine." Ivan sat all the way back in his chair looking happily at his two last cards.

" ...Pass..." was all Kokoay could say. She didn't have the card to play this turn. All she had was a three, a Queen, a five, and two low twos. She was wipped. " Really? I end by playing the two highest twos...I win..." Ivan said as he played his last cards. " Yippy!!! Ivan won!! Ivan won!!" Mia said happily jumping up and down. " Right on man!! How did you learn to play thirteen?" Garet asked Ivan. "...I use to play it a lot with the others that lived in Hammet's ( thats the right way to spell it, right?!) place." Ivan said. "....Oh..." Garet said, sitting back down.

" Anyways... deals a deal, so Kokoay... how did you like the chair? I think you and him will be getting to know each other for a while...hehehehehehe..." Isaac said walking to Kokoay. " Oh no you don't, unlike you, I'm in full heath and can still move at top speed." Kokoay said. Then she jumped over Isaac, and landed behind him. Garet tried to tackle her but she rolled to the right and jumped up. Mia casted Ice horn, but Kokoay was faster than Mia so she was able to get out of line of fire. " Bye Losers!!! Hahahahaha!!! Kokoay yelled as she ran out of the room to the hall.

" Damn there she goes... NOW how are we going to catch her?" Garet said looking defeated. " Ivan, why do you look so happy?" Mia asked the wind adept that looked like he was just about to roll over laughing.

" Two things!!" Ivan said holding up to fingers, trying REALLy hard NOT to laugh. " What?" Everyone said at once. " One, Garet's gotta a hole in the back of his pants." Ivan said ducking under the table, just about to fall apart and laugh. " WHAT?!" Garet yelled and looked at his butt. Yep, There was a really big hole on his butt showing his very 'man-ish'boxers. Doesn't pink bunnys just say Bad Ass all over it? " Wow Garet... didn't think you'd have such... unusual likeings in boxer patterns...those are boxers, right?" Mia asked Garet right before she fell over laughing. " Gee Garet, I TOLD you to stop wearing your little BROTHERS underwear!!" Isaac said laughing reall hard. " Shut up, what number two, Ivan?!" Garet said at the now laughing like crazy adept.

" I though she might try to make a run for it if she lost so I put a little something at the bottom of the hall...Let me go check..." Ivan said getting up, which wasn't easy. He left the hall and closed the door. "Wha...?" Isaac said to the other adept, who were just as confused. Then they heard Ivan laughing and so one yell " DIE YOU MOTHER FU*KING A$$HOLES!!!" Safe to so whatever Ivan put in the hall caught Kokoay.

A few minutes later Ivan came in draging in a wet Kokoay in a net. It turns out that Ivan put a net over the hall and when Kokoay got caught, she tried to pull it down. Ivan had put a back up trap, so when she pulled that rope, a nice pail full of water came down.

~ Two Hours later~

" Well Kokoay, we've got to go to Hammets for awhile, make your self at home, bye!!" Mia yelled at the now tied and gagged girl in the room. " dry you attolls!!" Kokoay yelled though the sock. Yes a sock, they could find any thing else so Garet took of one of his socks. Poor Kokoay. OH what she really was saying is 'die you assholes' but with her trying not to get the sock in her mouth she could say it right.

*/ WHY ME?! WHY ME?! DO HATE ME UP THERE OR WHAT?!*/

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Me: What to you think?

Ivan: ummm...were you trying to write a chapter of golden sorrow?

Me: Yes...why...

Felix: Because this chapter is like a page on ' how in play mostly asian played card games' not a drama on Ivans dream.

Me: WELL IF YOU WERE READING IN-BETWEEN THAT LINES YOU WOULD OF SEEN THAT IVAN WOULDN'T OF HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SET THAT TRAP IF HE ONLY JUST HEARD THE DEAL AS HE WALKED PASS JUST WHEN KOKOAY SAID SHE'D PALY THEM!!!

Isaac: umm...your right...How did he know...?

Me: For me to know and you to find out!!!

Felix: Come on

Garet: Please?

Alex: Yes please

Felix: Hey Alex, were have you been?

Alex: Oh there was this big sale at target on hair care products.

Ivan: Sooo...you were like buying out the whole department or what?

Alex:.....how did you know?....

Ivan:....Hehehehe...

Me: does ANYONE CARE!!!

Mia: Tell us!

Me: Ummm... only if the readers want to know!!!

Mia: Review, and tell her to tell us about that.