A Funny Frontier Tale
A/n: [Edit: Removed for reasons seen at end A/n.] - All I will say is: Movie 7 kicks ass!
~Random Review Responses: Thank you reviewers! =D You guys are great!
- Epsilon: Yes, I do mind. No, I can't put you in. Because I specifically ranted "No more authors!". I only put Zappermon and Digitaldog in because 1) Zappermon asked in a funny way. And she's my friend and stuff. XD and 2) Digitaldog said she was glad that she wasn't stuck on Isle Delfino so I just put her in just to bug her. So I can't put you in. Nyah!
- Kouji: PLUSHIES! YAY! *dances around while glomping all my wonderful plushies* =D
- Shaman King: [Edit: Kozumi rant was removed, so more need for this little note. Yep.]
- Melinda: I'm about to distrubute the characters evenly! It's all part of my mastah plan! XD
Disclaimer: Mwaha! Yes! I *do* own Digimon Frontier! I'm really Akiyoshi Hongo who learned English and is trying to pass of as a teen who's an obbsessed Takuya fangirl! And is now writing on a website instead of doing my job! You see, it was my dream! To write fanfiction! It's true! I own the show, I own the show!... No! Really! I do! ... Yeah.
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 19: The Quest In The Quest To Find Out What The Damn Quest Is! Part 2
~*~
Camera comes back on due to the re-charging of the battery. We see The Ghost of the Narrator sitting in a fancy chair with a fire roaring behind him in the fireplace. He's also smoking a pipe and is wearing a robe and slippers.
The Ghost of the Narrator: *in a British accent* Greetings. And welcome to "Randomness Theatre". Today we have a delightful Chapter. In randomness. It's so random, no one knows what to make out of it. So enjoy today's assortment of "Randomness Theatre".
CK: You moron! Now I'm gonna get sued by Masterpiece Theatre!
The Ghost of the Narrator: Oops. Well, see ya! *disappears through the wall*
CK: Hey! Get back here, dammit!
A lawyer walks in.
Lawyer Dude: Are you Cluehunter Karoru?
CK: o_o ... Erm... No.
Lawyer Dude: Oh well, that's a shame because she just won a million dollars. Ta ta!
CK: Gah! Wait, I'm Cluehunter Karoru!
Lawyer Dude: Thought so! They always fall for that one! You're getting sued!
CK: Oh - *beep*!
Lawyer Dude: You can't run from me!
CK: Oh, yes I can! Ahhh!
I run into the camera again and eveything goes into static.
~*~
The camera comes back into clear view where we see the CC's still unconcious next to the random wall.
Wow. Exciting, isn't it?
...
......
........
Still unconsious.
...
.....
........
*looks at watch*
....
......
........
I might have something to get them up.
....
......
........
... Nah. Not that one.
....
.......
.........
On second thought.
...
.....
.........
*grabs a megaphone:* RUN! THE PINK BUNNIES HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH THE EVIL DUB SELVES AND ARE THREATENING THE WORLD'S SUGAR SUPPLY AND THE HAM-HAMS!
"No! Ham-Hams! We have to save the Ham-Hams!" exclaimed Takuya, suddenly coming to.
"Ahhh! Evil dub selves!" screamed everybody else.
"But mommy, I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!" said Neemon.
"o_o"
"Shut up, Neemon," said Bokomon.
"You know, if Digimon Frontier was a hentai, I'd be wearing spandex pants," said Neemon.
"o____o;;"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone else.
Ack! Go to Isle Delfino!
~*~
On Isle Delfino.
Takumi Fan: *zombie-like* Soon... Soon... Very soon...The helicopter will come... It will come...
Over a little farther away.
The Demented Fangirl: How long has Takumi Fan been repeating that?
Rukato Fan: Lost count.
Anime Master ZERO: Actually, 134.8 tiimes.
Everyone looks toward AMZ.
Anime Master ZERO: What?
Zappermon: ... Interesting.
Digitaldog: Get me off this darn island! Ack!
Tripmon: Well, Karoru still has a chance to get the helicopter here.
Authors: *nods*
Tripmon: But she won't, will she?
Authors: *shake their heads no*
Tripmon: -__-
Terry-Bogard: I still fear for our sanities.
Takumi Fan: Helicopter... helicopter...- Oh, that's it! Where's the "makes you un-hyper sleeping gas"?
Everyone looks around and shrugs.
Takumi Fan: Gah! Then what are we supposed to threaten her with?!
Authors: Erm.
Then suddenly a giant lightbulb appears over their heads.
Authors: Aha!
But then the lightbulb falls and squishes them all.
Authors: GWAH! JUST GET US OFF THIS ISLAND! AHHH!
~*~
Back to the CC's.
"-... HHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then the CC's stopped screaming.
"... What's hentai?" asked Tomoki.
"o___o"
"Tomoki, it's long story," responded Takuya." Well, first off it's -"
Ack! Scene switch! Scene switch!
~*~
Erm. Somewhere else in Happyville... I dunno. You figure it out.
We see Kouichi walking along.
"Where is Kouji?!" he asked himself.
2 Happymon jumped out of nowhere.
"Somewhere over the raaaaaaain~bow!" they sang. Then they ran off.
"o_o''' ... Maybe I shouldn't have gone through that plothole," said Kouichi.
So he kept walking along. - And will appear again more! Quit bugging me, dammit!
~*~
"... And that's hentai, Tomoki," finished Takuya.
"Ooooooohhhhh," said Tomoki. "... I don't get it."
Everyone fell over.
"Nevermind, just nevermind," said Takuya. Then he dramatically pointed somewhere. "Now we must continue on our quest to find out what the quest is since we didn't do that last Chapter!"
"Actually, we were questing until we were subjected to randomness," said Kouji.
"Same difference!"
Hachachachacha! What did the dentist give the marching band?
"o_o What?" asked the CC's.
A tuba toothpaste! Hahahaha! XD
"-___- "
It's a joke on my popsicle stick. =] You know, the kind that have the jokes on them.
"Really?"
Yes. I thought it was quite amusing so I just randomly put it in here.
"Really?"
Yes.
"Really?!"
Yes!
"Really?!"
YES, DAMMIT! YES!
"Okay! =D"
JUST GO QUEST NOW!
"Okay!"
So they continued onward on their "bold expedition".
"Da da da da da daaah!" sang the CC's... for no apparent reason at all.
...
....
.....
You know, I *could* have them sing again. ... Nah.
~*~
~Commercial Time!
Ack! The Commercials dissapeared for a while and now they're back?! ... Make up your freakin' mind, me!
~Commercial Number 1! Whoo!:
Narrator: Ever get writer's block?
Random Authors: Yes! Dammit, yes! The horror!
Narrator: As bad as Karoru's that she is subjected to do these Commercials just to clear her mind and have an excuse for a longer Chapter?
Random Authors: Errr. Well...
Narrator: Good! Then use: "Writer's Block Away!" It now comes in a aerosol can!
Goes to a close-up view of the container and sparkly lights shine around it.
Random Authors: Ooooohhh. Ahhhhhh.
Narrator: Now let's try it out on the first vict- erm, tester!
A random author walks up.
Random Author 1: Gah! My writer's block is so bad! I cant think! I can't write! I can't liiiiiive!
Narrator: Erm, then spray it on ya!
Random Author 1: *sprays it in his/her face* AHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BUUUURNS!
The other authors: o__o;;
Random Author 1: AHHH! *runs around in circles and then runs into a wall* Ack! - Wait! Hey! I can think! I know what to write! I'm cured!
The other authors: o_o Really?!
Random Author 1: Yes! OH, YES! I'm merely blind and in extreme pain, but I can think again! Ahahaha-ha! *walks into another wall*
The other authors: o___o
Narrator: So buy "Writer's Block Away" to-day!
Authors: HELL NO!
Goes to another view of the majestic can of wonders.
Narator: *v/o* "Writer's Block Away"! Made and produced by none other then CluehunterC Corporations!
[A/n: What?! Hell no! I didn't make that! You bastards! Where's my lawyer?!]
[Edit: "Cluehunter Karoru Corporations" still doesn't sounds right to me. "]
~Commercial Number 2:
Random Narrator Thinger: This is a test of the "Random Network" and... hey! Bunny! *hops around like a loon*
... What the hell? o_o
Okay, I can't think of anymore stuff right now. Just go back to the whatever the hell thing this is!
~Back to the whatever the hell thing this is!
~*~
"THERE'S A WORLD FOR US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! DI-GI-MON!" screamed the CC's.
... What the hell? Did I miss something? o_o
"... No."
Whatever! Jeez! Grah! Damn writer's block!
"Then just end the Chapter," said Izumi.
Good idea. My wrists are tired.
~*~
Kouichi!
"I'll be back! Hahaha!" said Kouichi.
There.
~*~
Isle Delfino!
Authors: Get us off this damn island!
[A/n: Okay, next Chapter you all are getting off the island and don't tell me how to do it because I have it all already thought of so don't tell me otherwise! Okay? Okay!]
~*~
F0AM!
Some more things exploded. Yay.
*falls out of computer chair and passes out again*
~End of Chapter 19~
A/n: My mind and the intellectual level of this fic is slowly declining. But hey, it's randomness. What're gonna do? Hachachachacha!
[Edit: Removed huge-ass and embarrassing for myself Movie 7 rant.]
~Cluehunter Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 10, 2003]
[Comment: PURE CHAPTER SUCKAGE.]
A/n: [Edit: Removed for reasons seen at end A/n.] - All I will say is: Movie 7 kicks ass!
~Random Review Responses: Thank you reviewers! =D You guys are great!
- Epsilon: Yes, I do mind. No, I can't put you in. Because I specifically ranted "No more authors!". I only put Zappermon and Digitaldog in because 1) Zappermon asked in a funny way. And she's my friend and stuff. XD and 2) Digitaldog said she was glad that she wasn't stuck on Isle Delfino so I just put her in just to bug her. So I can't put you in. Nyah!
- Kouji: PLUSHIES! YAY! *dances around while glomping all my wonderful plushies* =D
- Shaman King: [Edit: Kozumi rant was removed, so more need for this little note. Yep.]
- Melinda: I'm about to distrubute the characters evenly! It's all part of my mastah plan! XD
Disclaimer: Mwaha! Yes! I *do* own Digimon Frontier! I'm really Akiyoshi Hongo who learned English and is trying to pass of as a teen who's an obbsessed Takuya fangirl! And is now writing on a website instead of doing my job! You see, it was my dream! To write fanfiction! It's true! I own the show, I own the show!... No! Really! I do! ... Yeah.
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 19: The Quest In The Quest To Find Out What The Damn Quest Is! Part 2
~*~
Camera comes back on due to the re-charging of the battery. We see The Ghost of the Narrator sitting in a fancy chair with a fire roaring behind him in the fireplace. He's also smoking a pipe and is wearing a robe and slippers.
The Ghost of the Narrator: *in a British accent* Greetings. And welcome to "Randomness Theatre". Today we have a delightful Chapter. In randomness. It's so random, no one knows what to make out of it. So enjoy today's assortment of "Randomness Theatre".
CK: You moron! Now I'm gonna get sued by Masterpiece Theatre!
The Ghost of the Narrator: Oops. Well, see ya! *disappears through the wall*
CK: Hey! Get back here, dammit!
A lawyer walks in.
Lawyer Dude: Are you Cluehunter Karoru?
CK: o_o ... Erm... No.
Lawyer Dude: Oh well, that's a shame because she just won a million dollars. Ta ta!
CK: Gah! Wait, I'm Cluehunter Karoru!
Lawyer Dude: Thought so! They always fall for that one! You're getting sued!
CK: Oh - *beep*!
Lawyer Dude: You can't run from me!
CK: Oh, yes I can! Ahhh!
I run into the camera again and eveything goes into static.
~*~
The camera comes back into clear view where we see the CC's still unconcious next to the random wall.
Wow. Exciting, isn't it?
...
......
........
Still unconsious.
...
.....
........
*looks at watch*
....
......
........
I might have something to get them up.
....
......
........
... Nah. Not that one.
....
.......
.........
On second thought.
...
.....
.........
*grabs a megaphone:* RUN! THE PINK BUNNIES HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH THE EVIL DUB SELVES AND ARE THREATENING THE WORLD'S SUGAR SUPPLY AND THE HAM-HAMS!
"No! Ham-Hams! We have to save the Ham-Hams!" exclaimed Takuya, suddenly coming to.
"Ahhh! Evil dub selves!" screamed everybody else.
"But mommy, I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!" said Neemon.
"o_o"
"Shut up, Neemon," said Bokomon.
"You know, if Digimon Frontier was a hentai, I'd be wearing spandex pants," said Neemon.
"o____o;;"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone else.
Ack! Go to Isle Delfino!
~*~
On Isle Delfino.
Takumi Fan: *zombie-like* Soon... Soon... Very soon...The helicopter will come... It will come...
Over a little farther away.
The Demented Fangirl: How long has Takumi Fan been repeating that?
Rukato Fan: Lost count.
Anime Master ZERO: Actually, 134.8 tiimes.
Everyone looks toward AMZ.
Anime Master ZERO: What?
Zappermon: ... Interesting.
Digitaldog: Get me off this darn island! Ack!
Tripmon: Well, Karoru still has a chance to get the helicopter here.
Authors: *nods*
Tripmon: But she won't, will she?
Authors: *shake their heads no*
Tripmon: -__-
Terry-Bogard: I still fear for our sanities.
Takumi Fan: Helicopter... helicopter...- Oh, that's it! Where's the "makes you un-hyper sleeping gas"?
Everyone looks around and shrugs.
Takumi Fan: Gah! Then what are we supposed to threaten her with?!
Authors: Erm.
Then suddenly a giant lightbulb appears over their heads.
Authors: Aha!
But then the lightbulb falls and squishes them all.
Authors: GWAH! JUST GET US OFF THIS ISLAND! AHHH!
~*~
Back to the CC's.
"-... HHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then the CC's stopped screaming.
"... What's hentai?" asked Tomoki.
"o___o"
"Tomoki, it's long story," responded Takuya." Well, first off it's -"
Ack! Scene switch! Scene switch!
~*~
Erm. Somewhere else in Happyville... I dunno. You figure it out.
We see Kouichi walking along.
"Where is Kouji?!" he asked himself.
2 Happymon jumped out of nowhere.
"Somewhere over the raaaaaaain~bow!" they sang. Then they ran off.
"o_o''' ... Maybe I shouldn't have gone through that plothole," said Kouichi.
So he kept walking along. - And will appear again more! Quit bugging me, dammit!
~*~
"... And that's hentai, Tomoki," finished Takuya.
"Ooooooohhhhh," said Tomoki. "... I don't get it."
Everyone fell over.
"Nevermind, just nevermind," said Takuya. Then he dramatically pointed somewhere. "Now we must continue on our quest to find out what the quest is since we didn't do that last Chapter!"
"Actually, we were questing until we were subjected to randomness," said Kouji.
"Same difference!"
Hachachachacha! What did the dentist give the marching band?
"o_o What?" asked the CC's.
A tuba toothpaste! Hahahaha! XD
"-___- "
It's a joke on my popsicle stick. =] You know, the kind that have the jokes on them.
"Really?"
Yes. I thought it was quite amusing so I just randomly put it in here.
"Really?"
Yes.
"Really?!"
Yes!
"Really?!"
YES, DAMMIT! YES!
"Okay! =D"
JUST GO QUEST NOW!
"Okay!"
So they continued onward on their "bold expedition".
"Da da da da da daaah!" sang the CC's... for no apparent reason at all.
...
....
.....
You know, I *could* have them sing again. ... Nah.
~*~
~Commercial Time!
Ack! The Commercials dissapeared for a while and now they're back?! ... Make up your freakin' mind, me!
~Commercial Number 1! Whoo!:
Narrator: Ever get writer's block?
Random Authors: Yes! Dammit, yes! The horror!
Narrator: As bad as Karoru's that she is subjected to do these Commercials just to clear her mind and have an excuse for a longer Chapter?
Random Authors: Errr. Well...
Narrator: Good! Then use: "Writer's Block Away!" It now comes in a aerosol can!
Goes to a close-up view of the container and sparkly lights shine around it.
Random Authors: Ooooohhh. Ahhhhhh.
Narrator: Now let's try it out on the first vict- erm, tester!
A random author walks up.
Random Author 1: Gah! My writer's block is so bad! I cant think! I can't write! I can't liiiiiive!
Narrator: Erm, then spray it on ya!
Random Author 1: *sprays it in his/her face* AHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BUUUURNS!
The other authors: o__o;;
Random Author 1: AHHH! *runs around in circles and then runs into a wall* Ack! - Wait! Hey! I can think! I know what to write! I'm cured!
The other authors: o_o Really?!
Random Author 1: Yes! OH, YES! I'm merely blind and in extreme pain, but I can think again! Ahahaha-ha! *walks into another wall*
The other authors: o___o
Narrator: So buy "Writer's Block Away" to-day!
Authors: HELL NO!
Goes to another view of the majestic can of wonders.
Narator: *v/o* "Writer's Block Away"! Made and produced by none other then CluehunterC Corporations!
[A/n: What?! Hell no! I didn't make that! You bastards! Where's my lawyer?!]
[Edit: "Cluehunter Karoru Corporations" still doesn't sounds right to me. "]
~Commercial Number 2:
Random Narrator Thinger: This is a test of the "Random Network" and... hey! Bunny! *hops around like a loon*
... What the hell? o_o
Okay, I can't think of anymore stuff right now. Just go back to the whatever the hell thing this is!
~Back to the whatever the hell thing this is!
~*~
"THERE'S A WORLD FOR US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! DI-GI-MON!" screamed the CC's.
... What the hell? Did I miss something? o_o
"... No."
Whatever! Jeez! Grah! Damn writer's block!
"Then just end the Chapter," said Izumi.
Good idea. My wrists are tired.
~*~
Kouichi!
"I'll be back! Hahaha!" said Kouichi.
There.
~*~
Isle Delfino!
Authors: Get us off this damn island!
[A/n: Okay, next Chapter you all are getting off the island and don't tell me how to do it because I have it all already thought of so don't tell me otherwise! Okay? Okay!]
~*~
F0AM!
Some more things exploded. Yay.
*falls out of computer chair and passes out again*
~End of Chapter 19~
A/n: My mind and the intellectual level of this fic is slowly declining. But hey, it's randomness. What're gonna do? Hachachachacha!
[Edit: Removed huge-ass and embarrassing for myself Movie 7 rant.]
~Cluehunter Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 10, 2003]
[Comment: PURE CHAPTER SUCKAGE.]