Ivan: PEOPLE OUT THERE!!! LET ME OUT!!!
Garet: Did you hear anything Felix?
Felix: Not at all Garet.
Ivan: DAMNIT PEOPLE!!! LET ME OUT OR ELSE!!!
Me: Whos yelling?
Garet: Someones yelling? I don't hear ant one yelling, do you Felix?
Felix: Once again, I don't hear anyone...
Me: Hmmm...
Isaac: Those two are getting along to well...
Me: ...did you lock Ivan in the closet again?! * starts to cast blue bolt on the two men who just stopped playing dumb, and who had just ran under a table, who only god knows how it got there in the first place*
Ivan: I'll do the shout outs all ready!!!
Garet & Felix ( From under the table): Good boy!! Eep! * both roll to the right to get out of the way of blue bolt*
Ivan: COOKIES GO TO NIGHT ANGEL, WHO IS A LOYAL REVIEWER. AND FOR ONCE SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO REVIEWED!!! A COOKIE GOES TO DRAGON EMPERESS WHO EVEN THOUGH SAID HOTGIRL515 WAS CRAZY, STILL INJOYED THE STORY. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST BISHOUNEKO-AND-BISHOUNINU WHO THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY. OK I DID IT NOW LET ME OUT!!! * Sparks are heard behind the door*
Me: Garet...Felix... WHY is Ivan in the closet, and why did he say he'd do the shouts outs all ready when I told YOU to do them?!
Felix: We were going to do it when we ran it Ivan who just looked like he wanted to do it so we gave him a try.
Me: Ohhh...Soooo....Why is he in the closet?Hmm...?
Felix: He felt a bit, uh, shy!! Yeah shy!!
Garet ( who wasn't listening, which is bad for them, very bad indeed...): You know that isn't true!!! We didn't want to do it so we made Ivan do!!!
Felix: Oh no...RUN!!!
Me: Felix...Garet...DIE * blue bolt*
Felix: X.X
Garet: X.X
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!! LETS SEE YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!! it OK Ivan I'll get you out!!! * goes the closet and opens it.*
Ivan: I'M FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!* does this for about ten minutes*
Me: Oh Mr. free... did you use psynergy in here?! * has the litte vein thing that shows up on people when their mad*
Ivan: ...Um...yes...
Me: YOU COMPETELY FRIED MY CLOSET!!! DIE IVAN DIE!!! * picks up Garet's sword*
Kokoay: ...I didn't know you could use a sword...* proceeds to pull out popcorn, sit down, and watch hotgirl515 try to kill Ivan by swinging Garet's sword all over the place amost hitting Ivan loads of times.*
Ivan: SHE CAN'T!!! SHES JUST SWINGING IT!!! AND DON'T SIT THERE EATING!!!
Kokoay:...want some...?
Ivan:...OK...* stops and take a hand full, puts it all in his mouth and then runs*
Me: Me too!! * takes some and then goes after Ivan*
Kokoay: damn nutters...* looks around and sees Alex trying to sneak to another room* Hey Alex!!! come do the disclaimer!!!
Alex: ...damnit...OK!!! THIS IS TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS A BIG ENOUGH DICK TO THINK THAT HOTGIRL515 OWNS GOLDEN SUN!!! HEM...SHE DOESN'T YOU FREAKING PEOPLE!!! USE YOUR HEADS IF YOU HAVE ANY!!!... is that good?
Kokoay:... ... ... ...yeah... i think they got the point...
Alex: that was what I was trying to do. Hey to you have any hand cream? I'm all out...
Kokoay: NO!! what do think I am?! God damnit, let the fic begin!!!
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* Oh no... Mia's pissed again...*
It was a nice day in Kalay. The birds were happliy flying around. All the people were being nice to another ( " Go ahead and take this free bun" " I couldn't..." " I love you" " I love you too..." that sort of thing) A lovely day. ( Evil isn't it?!) Then...out of no were...
" WAKE UP GOD DAMNIT GARET!!!" ( thank god...) Isaac yelled at his body who had over sleeped. I know it bad gammer, but none of you out there are teacher...right?
Anyways...
" Huh...? Where the fire?" Garet said sleepily. Isaac now had the vain thing. " In this flame-thrower that I will use, and if I do then the fire will be on your head!!!" Isaac shouted at the now fully awake Mars adept.
" Damn Isaac... and here I thought that JENNA needed anger treatment...now I know what I'll do as soon as I get back to Vale..." Garet said to his very,very pissed friend. " What do you plan to do?!!" Isaac shot back, he was plain to see that he wasn't in the beat mood. Lady Layna ( Or something like that...I not sure, I really don't care because I think shes a asshole. But if you know what the name is tell me...) didn't really lift in his mood.
" Sign you and Jenna for a anger management class." Garet said as he held up his shield protect himself from Isaac sword. " Geez your not in a good mood are you?" Garet pointed out.
" Gee did you figure that out on your own?!"
" Yep!!"
" DAMNIT YOU DUMB ASSHOLE YOU!!!"
" Stick and stones..."
" DIE!!!"
The following is censored out to protect the readers from danger. You can say that Isaac isn't happy.
~* Mia and Ivan walking by the room the two boys are in*~
"Umm... ...Ivan... do you think we should go talk to Kokoay insead of talking with Isaac and Garet?" Mia said has they heard a big BOOM from the room.
" Oh...Yeah lets go..." Ivan agreed as a BANG noise came from the room.
" ... ... ... Her room isn't to close, is it?" Mia asked Ivan as a nasty CLASH noise came out.
"...What the hell are they doing?! Are they fighting WITH their swords?!...Great...how are bill here is going to cost us a pretty penny... ... but yeah its on the other floor..." Ivan said to Mia as they walked down the hall.
You'd think he'd care more about their safety then the cost, wouldn't you? I mean they really ARE using swords...
"... do you think we should of broke those two up? I mean they might get hurt..." Mia asked Ivan as they went up the hall.
" Yeah and have them start trying to kill us too, I don't think so... I'm more worried about the cost of damage... We'll be kill monsters for about two months... I don't want to think about it..." Ivan said as they opened the door.
" True... hey Kokoay...wakey wakey!!!" Mia said to the girl who was sleeping in a chair.
Yes, they have'd untie her yet. Mean aint they? She must have a sore ass by now...
" Wa...?" Kokoay said, still a little sleepy. " What do you want now? hasn't the midget done enough already?!" Kokoay said at them.
" Now, now... do you really think you should be talking that way? I mean WE ae the ones that have you here... keep that up and you'll never get out." Ivan said with a smirk on his face.
" No you wont... your not going to stay here in Kalay for long... you'll leave soon and you can't keep me here..." Kokoay said with a smirk that matched Ivan's.
" Well we could take you the jail and you'll never get out..." Mia stated looking at Ivan, who nodded. That would work, If Kokoay wasn't as tricky as a fox.
" No, that wont work." Kokoay said, her smirk growing by the minute. " How do you figure that? You tried the kill somebody... they wont let you get away." Mia said.
" Proof, you don't proof that I was the one..."
" Isaac as a wound on his shoulder... thats proof..." Mia muttered under her breath.
" Yeah I don't think their going to prove your not guilty!!" Ivan said smirk gone now. Why was she smiling? Somethings up...
" Only a wound on the shoulder... I think its safe to say that y'all are warriors." Kokoay said with a even bigger ( If that was possible...) Smirk. Yep Smirks weren't really the best expression she had. ( " Mommy!!! the lady is scaring me!!!" hehehehe...)
" What does THAT have to do with it..." Ivan asked her, sitting down. Mia was already sitting on the floor.
" Well... If your warriors, it would mean that you fight monsters all the time... If said in the right tone... someone could make the solders that it was just a battle wound and you were just trying to get back at me for something and used that as a reason to get me put in jail. And with all the fights that you've had with each other, I'm not going to be shocked if they think that you gave the wounds to him yourself!!!" Kokoay said in a voice that clearly said victory. I seemed to be the case...
" ... ... Ivan let go talk in the hall..." Mia said getting up. " huh? Oh Ok..." Ivan said getting the Idea.
"... You people should at least get me some food..." Kokoay said as they closed the door.
" Whats up?" Ivan asked Mia, who didn't look happy.
" ...shes got us... she as us in her hands... with all the fighting we've been doing, theres no way they'll believe that SHE was the one..." Mia said looking at Ivan then the door.
" ... ... ... ... yeah... ... ..." Was all Ivan could say. Mia turned around and started walking down the hall. " Were are you going Mia?" Ivan asked her.
" I'm going do see if Isaac done killing Garet and then get some food for her... if she dies because of no food, then we will be the ones in jail." Mia said heading to the boys room which was quite.
"...Um...is it safe in here..." Mia said poking her head in the doorway.
The room was a mess. It looked like a army of two hundred fought in here and lost. She even could she blood on the carpet. Ohhh... how the Inn owner was going to charge them...
"Oh Mia, good morning!!" Isaac said cheerfully, while kicking something behind the bed.
"...Morning Isaac...I hope that you'll clean this room up BEFORE the owner sees it... and weres Garet?" Mia asked trying to see what Isaac kicked.
" Ohhhh...hes kinda out of it right now... give him a hour or so..." Isaac said trying to lead Mia out of the room. But she pushed him away and whent to see what the thing was.
" OH MY GOD GARET!!!" Mia yelled looking at Garet. Well Isaac was right about one thing... He sure was out of it... She wasn't sure if even she could heal all the wounds he had... not that she didn't try or anything.
" PLY!!!" Mia said out loud and the room glowed blue-ish. Garet wounds heal... well most fo them.
" gee... I wonder what for breakfast...I'll go see..." Issac said creeping away. He hoped to get to the door before Mia blew out. He guessed that the door was about 5 feet away.
four feet.
three feet.
two feet, almost there...
one foot... just about there
He's at the door nob... then...
" DON'T YOU TRY TO GET AWAY ISAAC!!! YOUR GOING TO DO A FEW THINGS FIRST!!!" Mia yelled.
"...damn so close..."
" WHAT WAS THAT?!!"
" nothing..."
"RIGHT!!! FIRST, YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP THIS ROOM BY YOURSELF!!! SECOND, YOU NEED TO DO WHATEVER GARET TELLS YOU WITHOUT QUESTION!!! FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK!!!" Mia yelled at Isaac.
" Whatever he says...? Even if he says ' sit down, don't say a thing, and let my kick your butt?" Isaac said the water adept. He could of sward that steam was coming out of her ears.
" YES!!!" Mia yelled at him as Garet came to. Its a good thing because if he didn't, Mia would've started another assault of death. But how much better was it than being Garet punching bag for a week, you guess...
" GARET!!! I'M SO HAPPY THAT ISAAC DIDN'T KILL YOU!!!" Mia yelled as is begain hugging him. Isaac figured that the cracking noises he heard was Garet bones... And he thought that Jenna had a firm grip. Almost killed once, now being killed again.
" M..MIA...I'M..GLAD YOUR HAPPY ..BUT..YOUR..KILLING..ME..!"*crack* Garet said as Mia whent on cracking his bones. Isaac decided to save him.
" Mia, I can't be Garet's punching bag for a week if you kill him before the week starts." Isaac said coldly leaning against the wall. Mia finally let go of Garet.
" Oh Garet!!! Did I hurt you?!! Here let me heal it!!" Mia said at Garet.Garet begain to back away from the killer healer.
Killer healer... that has a weird ring to it...Garet thought to himself.
He could see it now...
* warning!!! warning!!! Garet's imagination has begun to work!!! weird and usual thing we be appearing... If your afraid of the danger please skip ahead, for this as nothing to do with the story line.*
" Oh No!!! Its MIA!!!" " RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!" the people yelled. A old man with a bad leg, came by. " Run from Mia?! I thought she was a healer?! I need her to heal my leg." The old man said. " SHE A KILLER!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE, YOU'D RUN AWAY!!!!" A woman said as she ran away.
" Hmmm... But I need to heal my leg-" the old started, but Mia appeared. " A bad leg? I'll heal it for you!" Mia said walking up to the old man. " Thank you Mia!!! But why were those people running away from you?" the old man asked. " Beets me..." Mia chuckled. " There all better... I'm so happy for you!!" Mia said as she hugged him.
" Thats nice...but I can't breath!!! Your cracking my bones!!! OWWWW...gaaa..." The old said as he limped over her arms. " Hehehehehe..." Mia chucked " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
* danger over due to being hit in the head about 20 times*
" Garet?! WHAT were you doing?! I healed your bones?!" Mia yelled at the spacing adept. But Garet wasn't fully back to earth, which in this case isn't good for his heath.
" DON'T HURT YOU KILLER HEALER!!!" Garet yelled making the room go quite. Garet finally came to his senses, a little to late though... " Um...did I say that out loud...?"
Isaac could've counted the vains on her head. Garet was going to get it. He wished that he had some popcorn to sit down the watch show, but he didn't so he though he'd make the most of it. He sat down on the floor and begain watching.
" Killer healer?! Thats the thanks I get for healing you?!! I WAS going to make Isaac be your punching bag for a whole week, but now... I'm going to make you and him MY punching bags!! For two weeks!!!" Mia yelled at Garet and then Isaac.
" Damnit..."
" Damnit..."
"WHAT?!"
" Yes ma'am...
" Yes ma'am!!"
" BETTER!!"
*~ Out in the hall were Ivan had desided that it was better for his heath and freedom to stay in the hall then go in the room with them.*~
" I'm going to go see Kokoay again...yeah...but I don't want to alone in the room with her...I know, I'll call a djinn to go with me... but which one..." But before he could decide, Gust, Breeze, Zephyr, and Smog appeared before him. ( You can find Smog in the evil dessert.)
" We'll all go with you!!!" Smog said. " YEAH!!! US ALL!!!" Breeze chirped. " Why not..." Zephyr stated. " We'll all go with you if you want us to.." Gust said. Ivan was happy that his dijnn were so loyal to him.
" Sure lets go." Ivan said as he let the way down the hall. " Is she the one who tried to kill Isaac?" Gust asked Ivan, flying infront of him. " Yeah..." Ivan said opening the door. Kokoay was sitting there looking out the window. " Hey did you get some-...WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!" Kokoay started but changed her sentence when she saw the dijnn.
" What the hell are we... how rude!" Smog said to her, flying up to her.
" AHHHHH!!! The freak talks?! This is not happening?! I'm going to wake up and this is just going to be a dream!!!" Kokoay yelled at them. The arent very happy with this, on no there not.
" FREAK!!!" They all yelled. Ivan started to watch the dijnn use their special attacks on her, but not a full power. Good or bad you decide...
They weren't making Kokoay happy, and she was just about ready to kill them. " AHHH!!! Make these freaks stop!!! Make them stop!!!" Kokoay yelled as she tried to bite them. Ivan just laughed.
" Hmmm...Maybe if you say your sorry, they'll stop on their own... but who knows..." Ivan said giving a wink to his djinn. They smiled ( if they can) at him and started talking to themselfs.
" ... ... ... ... sorry... ... ... ..." Kokoay said to the djinn who were conspiring something. " hehehe...Oh... Umm...Ok we forgive you... hehehehe..." Smog said to her while making the others laugh quietly. " Really?..." Kokoay asked the four djinn and one adept that were still laughing.
" NO!!!" They all said and they pulled out a big bucket of water and poured it on her. " GOD DAMNIT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL Y'ALL!!!" Kokoay yelled at the five things leaving the room. Ivan closed the door behind him.
" HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was a good one guys!" Ivan said to his djinn. " I know, wasn't?!" Zephyr said looking proud of himself. "...Can you tell that Zephyr was the one that came up with the Idea?" Gust asked Ivan, who nodded. " Zephyr as a really igo!!" Breeze said to the others. They all sweatdroped and then Smog asked Breeze, " Don't you mean 'ego'?" " Thats what I said!!" Breeze replied. They all did the anime drop thingy.
Then all of a sudden... " GOD DAMNIT YOU TWO!!! GET BACK HERE AND DO IT!!!" Mia's voice could even be heard in Lalivero with the pitch of her voice she was using.
Person in Lalivero: " What was that?!"
Another person in Lalivero: " I don't know sounds like someones mad at someone."
Back in Kalay. See? I wonder if Mia's going lose her voice... Maybe...
" IVAN SAVE US!!!" Isaac yelled at the wind adept as he ran down the stairs. " COME ON IVAN!!! GET THE KILLER HEALER OFF US!!!" Garet yelled as he followed Isaac, and they both jumped behind Ivan.
" Fine I'll do what I can... but if my freedom or heath becomes at stake, your on your own..." Ivan told the two older, cowering boys behind him.
" IVAN MOVE!!! OR ELSE!!!" Mia yelled as she came down the stairs. Ivan moved at once. " Sorry guys but my heath was at stake!!!" Ivan yelled at the two boys running from the killer healer. " DAmn you Ivan..." Was heard as they ran down the street. " ... I pray that you'll live..."
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Me: YAY!!! This is my longest chapter!!! Go me, Go me!!
Ivan: yeah go me, go me... * continues to mutter while emptying his pocket of all the gold coins he as* Do you really want me to repay you?!
Me: Yes... Now pay up!!!
Ivan: ... damnit...
Felix: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Ivan: ... Are you going to say anything?!
Felix: * holds up a sign* Nope
Alex: ... Stop talking....I'm ending this...
Me: NO!!
Ivan: NO!!
Garet: NO!!
Isaac: NO!!
Felix: *Holds up a sign* NO!!
Kokoay: NO!!
Random person who just showed up : NO!!
Alex:... ... REVIEW!!!
Garet: Did you hear anything Felix?
Felix: Not at all Garet.
Ivan: DAMNIT PEOPLE!!! LET ME OUT OR ELSE!!!
Me: Whos yelling?
Garet: Someones yelling? I don't hear ant one yelling, do you Felix?
Felix: Once again, I don't hear anyone...
Me: Hmmm...
Isaac: Those two are getting along to well...
Me: ...did you lock Ivan in the closet again?! * starts to cast blue bolt on the two men who just stopped playing dumb, and who had just ran under a table, who only god knows how it got there in the first place*
Ivan: I'll do the shout outs all ready!!!
Garet & Felix ( From under the table): Good boy!! Eep! * both roll to the right to get out of the way of blue bolt*
Ivan: COOKIES GO TO NIGHT ANGEL, WHO IS A LOYAL REVIEWER. AND FOR ONCE SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO REVIEWED!!! A COOKIE GOES TO DRAGON EMPERESS WHO EVEN THOUGH SAID HOTGIRL515 WAS CRAZY, STILL INJOYED THE STORY. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST BISHOUNEKO-AND-BISHOUNINU WHO THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY. OK I DID IT NOW LET ME OUT!!! * Sparks are heard behind the door*
Me: Garet...Felix... WHY is Ivan in the closet, and why did he say he'd do the shouts outs all ready when I told YOU to do them?!
Felix: We were going to do it when we ran it Ivan who just looked like he wanted to do it so we gave him a try.
Me: Ohhh...Soooo....Why is he in the closet?Hmm...?
Felix: He felt a bit, uh, shy!! Yeah shy!!
Garet ( who wasn't listening, which is bad for them, very bad indeed...): You know that isn't true!!! We didn't want to do it so we made Ivan do!!!
Felix: Oh no...RUN!!!
Me: Felix...Garet...DIE * blue bolt*
Felix: X.X
Garet: X.X
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!! LETS SEE YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!! it OK Ivan I'll get you out!!! * goes the closet and opens it.*
Ivan: I'M FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!FREE!!! FREE!!!* does this for about ten minutes*
Me: Oh Mr. free... did you use psynergy in here?! * has the litte vein thing that shows up on people when their mad*
Ivan: ...Um...yes...
Me: YOU COMPETELY FRIED MY CLOSET!!! DIE IVAN DIE!!! * picks up Garet's sword*
Kokoay: ...I didn't know you could use a sword...* proceeds to pull out popcorn, sit down, and watch hotgirl515 try to kill Ivan by swinging Garet's sword all over the place amost hitting Ivan loads of times.*
Ivan: SHE CAN'T!!! SHES JUST SWINGING IT!!! AND DON'T SIT THERE EATING!!!
Kokoay:...want some...?
Ivan:...OK...* stops and take a hand full, puts it all in his mouth and then runs*
Me: Me too!! * takes some and then goes after Ivan*
Kokoay: damn nutters...* looks around and sees Alex trying to sneak to another room* Hey Alex!!! come do the disclaimer!!!
Alex: ...damnit...OK!!! THIS IS TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS A BIG ENOUGH DICK TO THINK THAT HOTGIRL515 OWNS GOLDEN SUN!!! HEM...SHE DOESN'T YOU FREAKING PEOPLE!!! USE YOUR HEADS IF YOU HAVE ANY!!!... is that good?
Kokoay:... ... ... ...yeah... i think they got the point...
Alex: that was what I was trying to do. Hey to you have any hand cream? I'm all out...
Kokoay: NO!! what do think I am?! God damnit, let the fic begin!!!
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* Oh no... Mia's pissed again...*
It was a nice day in Kalay. The birds were happliy flying around. All the people were being nice to another ( " Go ahead and take this free bun" " I couldn't..." " I love you" " I love you too..." that sort of thing) A lovely day. ( Evil isn't it?!) Then...out of no were...
" WAKE UP GOD DAMNIT GARET!!!" ( thank god...) Isaac yelled at his body who had over sleeped. I know it bad gammer, but none of you out there are teacher...right?
Anyways...
" Huh...? Where the fire?" Garet said sleepily. Isaac now had the vain thing. " In this flame-thrower that I will use, and if I do then the fire will be on your head!!!" Isaac shouted at the now fully awake Mars adept.
" Damn Isaac... and here I thought that JENNA needed anger treatment...now I know what I'll do as soon as I get back to Vale..." Garet said to his very,very pissed friend. " What do you plan to do?!!" Isaac shot back, he was plain to see that he wasn't in the beat mood. Lady Layna ( Or something like that...I not sure, I really don't care because I think shes a asshole. But if you know what the name is tell me...) didn't really lift in his mood.
" Sign you and Jenna for a anger management class." Garet said as he held up his shield protect himself from Isaac sword. " Geez your not in a good mood are you?" Garet pointed out.
" Gee did you figure that out on your own?!"
" Yep!!"
" DAMNIT YOU DUMB ASSHOLE YOU!!!"
" Stick and stones..."
" DIE!!!"
The following is censored out to protect the readers from danger. You can say that Isaac isn't happy.
~* Mia and Ivan walking by the room the two boys are in*~
"Umm... ...Ivan... do you think we should go talk to Kokoay insead of talking with Isaac and Garet?" Mia said has they heard a big BOOM from the room.
" Oh...Yeah lets go..." Ivan agreed as a BANG noise came from the room.
" ... ... ... Her room isn't to close, is it?" Mia asked Ivan as a nasty CLASH noise came out.
"...What the hell are they doing?! Are they fighting WITH their swords?!...Great...how are bill here is going to cost us a pretty penny... ... but yeah its on the other floor..." Ivan said to Mia as they walked down the hall.
You'd think he'd care more about their safety then the cost, wouldn't you? I mean they really ARE using swords...
"... do you think we should of broke those two up? I mean they might get hurt..." Mia asked Ivan as they went up the hall.
" Yeah and have them start trying to kill us too, I don't think so... I'm more worried about the cost of damage... We'll be kill monsters for about two months... I don't want to think about it..." Ivan said as they opened the door.
" True... hey Kokoay...wakey wakey!!!" Mia said to the girl who was sleeping in a chair.
Yes, they have'd untie her yet. Mean aint they? She must have a sore ass by now...
" Wa...?" Kokoay said, still a little sleepy. " What do you want now? hasn't the midget done enough already?!" Kokoay said at them.
" Now, now... do you really think you should be talking that way? I mean WE ae the ones that have you here... keep that up and you'll never get out." Ivan said with a smirk on his face.
" No you wont... your not going to stay here in Kalay for long... you'll leave soon and you can't keep me here..." Kokoay said with a smirk that matched Ivan's.
" Well we could take you the jail and you'll never get out..." Mia stated looking at Ivan, who nodded. That would work, If Kokoay wasn't as tricky as a fox.
" No, that wont work." Kokoay said, her smirk growing by the minute. " How do you figure that? You tried the kill somebody... they wont let you get away." Mia said.
" Proof, you don't proof that I was the one..."
" Isaac as a wound on his shoulder... thats proof..." Mia muttered under her breath.
" Yeah I don't think their going to prove your not guilty!!" Ivan said smirk gone now. Why was she smiling? Somethings up...
" Only a wound on the shoulder... I think its safe to say that y'all are warriors." Kokoay said with a even bigger ( If that was possible...) Smirk. Yep Smirks weren't really the best expression she had. ( " Mommy!!! the lady is scaring me!!!" hehehehe...)
" What does THAT have to do with it..." Ivan asked her, sitting down. Mia was already sitting on the floor.
" Well... If your warriors, it would mean that you fight monsters all the time... If said in the right tone... someone could make the solders that it was just a battle wound and you were just trying to get back at me for something and used that as a reason to get me put in jail. And with all the fights that you've had with each other, I'm not going to be shocked if they think that you gave the wounds to him yourself!!!" Kokoay said in a voice that clearly said victory. I seemed to be the case...
" ... ... Ivan let go talk in the hall..." Mia said getting up. " huh? Oh Ok..." Ivan said getting the Idea.
"... You people should at least get me some food..." Kokoay said as they closed the door.
" Whats up?" Ivan asked Mia, who didn't look happy.
" ...shes got us... she as us in her hands... with all the fighting we've been doing, theres no way they'll believe that SHE was the one..." Mia said looking at Ivan then the door.
" ... ... ... ... yeah... ... ..." Was all Ivan could say. Mia turned around and started walking down the hall. " Were are you going Mia?" Ivan asked her.
" I'm going do see if Isaac done killing Garet and then get some food for her... if she dies because of no food, then we will be the ones in jail." Mia said heading to the boys room which was quite.
"...Um...is it safe in here..." Mia said poking her head in the doorway.
The room was a mess. It looked like a army of two hundred fought in here and lost. She even could she blood on the carpet. Ohhh... how the Inn owner was going to charge them...
"Oh Mia, good morning!!" Isaac said cheerfully, while kicking something behind the bed.
"...Morning Isaac...I hope that you'll clean this room up BEFORE the owner sees it... and weres Garet?" Mia asked trying to see what Isaac kicked.
" Ohhhh...hes kinda out of it right now... give him a hour or so..." Isaac said trying to lead Mia out of the room. But she pushed him away and whent to see what the thing was.
" OH MY GOD GARET!!!" Mia yelled looking at Garet. Well Isaac was right about one thing... He sure was out of it... She wasn't sure if even she could heal all the wounds he had... not that she didn't try or anything.
" PLY!!!" Mia said out loud and the room glowed blue-ish. Garet wounds heal... well most fo them.
" gee... I wonder what for breakfast...I'll go see..." Issac said creeping away. He hoped to get to the door before Mia blew out. He guessed that the door was about 5 feet away.
four feet.
three feet.
two feet, almost there...
one foot... just about there
He's at the door nob... then...
" DON'T YOU TRY TO GET AWAY ISAAC!!! YOUR GOING TO DO A FEW THINGS FIRST!!!" Mia yelled.
"...damn so close..."
" WHAT WAS THAT?!!"
" nothing..."
"RIGHT!!! FIRST, YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP THIS ROOM BY YOURSELF!!! SECOND, YOU NEED TO DO WHATEVER GARET TELLS YOU WITHOUT QUESTION!!! FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK!!!" Mia yelled at Isaac.
" Whatever he says...? Even if he says ' sit down, don't say a thing, and let my kick your butt?" Isaac said the water adept. He could of sward that steam was coming out of her ears.
" YES!!!" Mia yelled at him as Garet came to. Its a good thing because if he didn't, Mia would've started another assault of death. But how much better was it than being Garet punching bag for a week, you guess...
" GARET!!! I'M SO HAPPY THAT ISAAC DIDN'T KILL YOU!!!" Mia yelled as is begain hugging him. Isaac figured that the cracking noises he heard was Garet bones... And he thought that Jenna had a firm grip. Almost killed once, now being killed again.
" M..MIA...I'M..GLAD YOUR HAPPY ..BUT..YOUR..KILLING..ME..!"*crack* Garet said as Mia whent on cracking his bones. Isaac decided to save him.
" Mia, I can't be Garet's punching bag for a week if you kill him before the week starts." Isaac said coldly leaning against the wall. Mia finally let go of Garet.
" Oh Garet!!! Did I hurt you?!! Here let me heal it!!" Mia said at Garet.Garet begain to back away from the killer healer.
Killer healer... that has a weird ring to it...Garet thought to himself.
He could see it now...
* warning!!! warning!!! Garet's imagination has begun to work!!! weird and usual thing we be appearing... If your afraid of the danger please skip ahead, for this as nothing to do with the story line.*
" Oh No!!! Its MIA!!!" " RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!" the people yelled. A old man with a bad leg, came by. " Run from Mia?! I thought she was a healer?! I need her to heal my leg." The old man said. " SHE A KILLER!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE, YOU'D RUN AWAY!!!!" A woman said as she ran away.
" Hmmm... But I need to heal my leg-" the old started, but Mia appeared. " A bad leg? I'll heal it for you!" Mia said walking up to the old man. " Thank you Mia!!! But why were those people running away from you?" the old man asked. " Beets me..." Mia chuckled. " There all better... I'm so happy for you!!" Mia said as she hugged him.
" Thats nice...but I can't breath!!! Your cracking my bones!!! OWWWW...gaaa..." The old said as he limped over her arms. " Hehehehehe..." Mia chucked " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
* danger over due to being hit in the head about 20 times*
" Garet?! WHAT were you doing?! I healed your bones?!" Mia yelled at the spacing adept. But Garet wasn't fully back to earth, which in this case isn't good for his heath.
" DON'T HURT YOU KILLER HEALER!!!" Garet yelled making the room go quite. Garet finally came to his senses, a little to late though... " Um...did I say that out loud...?"
Isaac could've counted the vains on her head. Garet was going to get it. He wished that he had some popcorn to sit down the watch show, but he didn't so he though he'd make the most of it. He sat down on the floor and begain watching.
" Killer healer?! Thats the thanks I get for healing you?!! I WAS going to make Isaac be your punching bag for a whole week, but now... I'm going to make you and him MY punching bags!! For two weeks!!!" Mia yelled at Garet and then Isaac.
" Damnit..."
" Damnit..."
"WHAT?!"
" Yes ma'am...
" Yes ma'am!!"
" BETTER!!"
*~ Out in the hall were Ivan had desided that it was better for his heath and freedom to stay in the hall then go in the room with them.*~
" I'm going to go see Kokoay again...yeah...but I don't want to alone in the room with her...I know, I'll call a djinn to go with me... but which one..." But before he could decide, Gust, Breeze, Zephyr, and Smog appeared before him. ( You can find Smog in the evil dessert.)
" We'll all go with you!!!" Smog said. " YEAH!!! US ALL!!!" Breeze chirped. " Why not..." Zephyr stated. " We'll all go with you if you want us to.." Gust said. Ivan was happy that his dijnn were so loyal to him.
" Sure lets go." Ivan said as he let the way down the hall. " Is she the one who tried to kill Isaac?" Gust asked Ivan, flying infront of him. " Yeah..." Ivan said opening the door. Kokoay was sitting there looking out the window. " Hey did you get some-...WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!" Kokoay started but changed her sentence when she saw the dijnn.
" What the hell are we... how rude!" Smog said to her, flying up to her.
" AHHHHH!!! The freak talks?! This is not happening?! I'm going to wake up and this is just going to be a dream!!!" Kokoay yelled at them. The arent very happy with this, on no there not.
" FREAK!!!" They all yelled. Ivan started to watch the dijnn use their special attacks on her, but not a full power. Good or bad you decide...
They weren't making Kokoay happy, and she was just about ready to kill them. " AHHH!!! Make these freaks stop!!! Make them stop!!!" Kokoay yelled as she tried to bite them. Ivan just laughed.
" Hmmm...Maybe if you say your sorry, they'll stop on their own... but who knows..." Ivan said giving a wink to his djinn. They smiled ( if they can) at him and started talking to themselfs.
" ... ... ... ... sorry... ... ... ..." Kokoay said to the djinn who were conspiring something. " hehehe...Oh... Umm...Ok we forgive you... hehehehe..." Smog said to her while making the others laugh quietly. " Really?..." Kokoay asked the four djinn and one adept that were still laughing.
" NO!!!" They all said and they pulled out a big bucket of water and poured it on her. " GOD DAMNIT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL Y'ALL!!!" Kokoay yelled at the five things leaving the room. Ivan closed the door behind him.
" HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was a good one guys!" Ivan said to his djinn. " I know, wasn't?!" Zephyr said looking proud of himself. "...Can you tell that Zephyr was the one that came up with the Idea?" Gust asked Ivan, who nodded. " Zephyr as a really igo!!" Breeze said to the others. They all sweatdroped and then Smog asked Breeze, " Don't you mean 'ego'?" " Thats what I said!!" Breeze replied. They all did the anime drop thingy.
Then all of a sudden... " GOD DAMNIT YOU TWO!!! GET BACK HERE AND DO IT!!!" Mia's voice could even be heard in Lalivero with the pitch of her voice she was using.
Person in Lalivero: " What was that?!"
Another person in Lalivero: " I don't know sounds like someones mad at someone."
Back in Kalay. See? I wonder if Mia's going lose her voice... Maybe...
" IVAN SAVE US!!!" Isaac yelled at the wind adept as he ran down the stairs. " COME ON IVAN!!! GET THE KILLER HEALER OFF US!!!" Garet yelled as he followed Isaac, and they both jumped behind Ivan.
" Fine I'll do what I can... but if my freedom or heath becomes at stake, your on your own..." Ivan told the two older, cowering boys behind him.
" IVAN MOVE!!! OR ELSE!!!" Mia yelled as she came down the stairs. Ivan moved at once. " Sorry guys but my heath was at stake!!!" Ivan yelled at the two boys running from the killer healer. " DAmn you Ivan..." Was heard as they ran down the street. " ... I pray that you'll live..."
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Me: YAY!!! This is my longest chapter!!! Go me, Go me!!
Ivan: yeah go me, go me... * continues to mutter while emptying his pocket of all the gold coins he as* Do you really want me to repay you?!
Me: Yes... Now pay up!!!
Ivan: ... damnit...
Felix: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Ivan: ... Are you going to say anything?!
Felix: * holds up a sign* Nope
Alex: ... Stop talking....I'm ending this...
Me: NO!!
Ivan: NO!!
Garet: NO!!
Isaac: NO!!
Felix: *Holds up a sign* NO!!
Kokoay: NO!!
Random person who just showed up : NO!!
Alex:... ... REVIEW!!!
