A Funny Frontier Tale - You came. I wrote. We all lost our minds.
A/n: Ahem.
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I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN LIKE FOREVER! ACK! Well, actually it was exactly 17 days, but STILL!
You see,I have some very good excuses - erm, reasons.
1) My computer wasn't working for a week. So I couldn't write! The horror!
2) After I got my computer back, my internet couldn't work. So now I couldn't update! The horror!
3) I had to upgrade my Windows Version to Windowsxp. Which is quite spiffy, I might add.
4) Then my internet worked! Yay!
5) But then I got extremely sick and was too lazy to update.
6) I had a couple of problems with Wordpad at first, but now I know what I need to do! Yay!
7) And there you have it!
But the thing is, I've had this Chapter finished for about 1 1/2 weeks. Lazy, lazy me! Clue no baka! Anyhoo, I'm happy with this Chapter. [I'm quite pleased with myself, actually. XD] So I I hope you enjoy. Mwaha!
~Review Responses: 300 REIVEWS! TAKE THAT, DEMOCRACY! - Thanks to my reviewers. =]
Terry-Bogard: I forgive you for your comment. I don't even care anymore. XD
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am merely a obbsessed fan making no profit from this whatsoever. The only profit I get is that warm fuzzy feeling knowing that I can make you people laugh and can bring a smile to your faces. =] And the fact that I can torture you all because I'm the author with the power! Mwahahaha!
Claimer: I think you'll know which Digimon I own. o_o
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 20: The Quest In The Quest To Find Out What The Damn Quest Is! Part 3
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The camera comes into clear view where we see the Narrator.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Well, Karoru doesn't remember anything she wrote for the last Chapter until she goes back and re-reads it, so let's just go from here!
The camera fades out.
~*~
The camera comes back into view wherever the CC's were last time.
"Okay! Now we are going to do something!" declared Takuya.
"What?" asked the others.
"... I have no idea..."
Everyone fell over.
Suddenly it started snowing!
"Snow?" asked the CC's.
To commemerate the fact that it snowed on Thursday night and Friday, January 16th and 17th,and on Thursday the 23rd, letting me get out of school, I'm letting it snow in Happyville!
"Yay! Snow!" yelled Tomoki as he ran around in circles because he likes ice, you know. He's Chakmon for Pikachu's sake!
"For Pikachu's sake?" asked Junpei.
NEVERMIND! JUST DO SOMETHING!
"O-kay!" yelled the CC's as they saluted me.
So they all started a snowball fight. But Happymon don't like cold!
"Happymon don't like cold! Happymon angry!" said some random Happymon as their eyes turned red and glared at the CC's.
"Ahhh!"
The CC's just threw some snowballs at them and they hit the Happymon. The Happymon fell to the ground twitching because they are just freakishly strange. They all blinked.
"Ooookay... o_o" said Izumi.
But then Takuya snuck up behind her and put a snowball down the back of her shirt.
"Ack! Cold! Gah!" she shouted while jumping around. "Takuya!"
"It wasn't me!" repsonded Takuya, trying to keep from laughing.
"Yes, it was!" she shouted as she grabbed a sharp icicle and started chasing him with it.
"Ahhh! Help me!"
"You won't escape The Wrath of Izumi!"
The others watched the scene and sweatdropped.
Kouji looked up and whispered, "Why me?"
"Why any of us," said Junpei.
"That makes no sense," said Kouji.
"Neither does this!" shouted Neemon. Then he fell to the ground and started break-dancing! o_o "Nee! Nee! Neemon's in the house! Nee! Nee!"
"o__o"
"Just cue the scene switch already -_-" said Bokomon.
Scene switch!
~*~
Hmmm. Where to go... Where to go... Maybe Isle Delfino? =D
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NOPE! MWAHAHAHA!
~*~
We see Kouichi on a nearby rooftop next to a giant machine spitting out some strange white powder.
"Wahaha! Those foolish Happyville... dudes! What they don't know is that I got another evil streak! Wahahaha!" laughed Kouichi, being completely out-of-character. "I present my "Fake Snow Machine"! Complete with fake snow and a semi-original name!"
He walked up to it and pulled some levers and stuff.Some more snow came out.
"You see, it looks like real snow and seems like real snow,but when you eat it... You explode! Wahahaha!... And why am I talking to myself? - Or am I?"
Kouichi looked around as some creepy music played in the background. He just shrugged and the music stopped.
"Anyway, now to see if anyone actually explodes after eating the snow! I must know!... And why am I rhyming? - Or am I? - Oh, nevermind!"
Kouichi went to the edge of the roof and leaned over, careful not to fall off, even though he wanted to. He pulled out some binoculars and looked at a huge pile of snow at the bottom that he purposely had planted there.
"Now I need some unsuspecting victims...," he whispered to himself.
A little baby Happymon, named LittleBabyHappymon walked up innocently to the huge pile of snow.
"Aha!"
Kouichi watched LittleBabyHappymon at the pile of snow.
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"Gah!" He fell over. "Curse that cur-sed yellow snow!" He shook his fist towards the sky. But then he quickly sprung up and looked frantically through the binoculars at the surroundings. "Now where's Kouji? O little brother, where art thou?"
~*~
Now on Isle Delfino... Just kidding! - With Takuya and Izumi.
"Ahhh!" yelled Takuya as Izumi continued chasing him with the pointy icicle. He eventually came to a dead end. Izumi was closing in! "Izumi! Stop!"
She stopped. "What?"
"Don't hurt me!"
"Why not?"
"Um, because!"
"Because why?"
"Because I love ya! ^^"
"Aww, Taku..."
[A/n: Awww... Isn't that sweet? =D *falls out of my chair*]
"Ahh, I feel like singing...,"said Takuya.
"Me too..."
NOOO!
Then a random elephant fell from the sky and crashed on top of them both, and pinning Izumi on top of Takuya.
"I am RandomElephantmon!" declared the random elephant. Then he jumped into a nearby plot-hole.
"o_o Well, *that* was random...," groaned Takuya and Izumi. Then they both passed out.
~*~
On Isle Delfino! ... Seriously!
All the authors were lying around on the beach, dehydrated and hungry.
Anime Master ZERO: *looking in an empty box* We're out of food and water...
The others: Ack...
Terry-Bogard: I still fear for our... Ahh, screw it.
Zappermon: HELP US, CLUEHUNTER KARORU! SAVE OUR POOR WRITER'S BLOCKED SOULS!
The Demented Fangirl: ... Gah... Must get off island...
Takumi Fan: And I don't even have the "makes you un-hyper sleeping gas" anymore...
Rukato Fan - Err, I mean Dejitaru_Yami: We're all gonna die, aren't we?
Tripmon: Probably.
Authors: Ahhh!
???: What the hell are you talking about dying?
All the authors looked over towards the voice and it was none other than me.
Authors: *happily* KARORU!
CK: Yeah?
Authors: You're here!
CK: Uh, yeah.
Dejitaru_Yami: Clue! First I was ticked, then I was sad, then I was mad, then I was sad again. But now I'm happy! You're here! ... But I'm not going to hug you.
CK: ... Please don't.
Takumi Fan: Yay! CK! You've come to save us! ... What took you so damn long?!
CK: What took *me* so damn long? What took *you* guys so damn long?!
The Demented Fangirl: But we were trapped on the island!
CK: But you see-
Digitaldog: *interrupting me* Where's the helicopter?
Everyone looks around, but they don't see any helicopter. They then look towards me, very freaked-out.
Authors: Where's the helicopter?!
CK: *slaps forehead* There is no helicopter!
Authors: What?!
CK: But we don't need a helicopter!
Authors: What?! No helicopter?! Are you crazy?!
CK: Maybe, but let me explain.
I walk out into the water about a couple of yards, but it only goes about up to my knees.
CK: For some unexplainable reason *coughanotherplotholecough*, the water receeded after the explosion. So now it's only about knee-high! And besides, the Happyville mainland is only about a couples of yards away, anyway. *points to the nearby land*
Authors: *jaws drop*
CK: *looking at the mainland* I'm surprised you guys didn't see it before.
Authors: ... *jaws are still dropped*
CK: I mean, it wasn't that easy to miss...
I slightly laugh and turn around, only to see the Authors glaring at me.
CC: *sweatdrop* Uhh... guys?
Takumi Fan: You mean... we were trapped on this island for who knows how long... And the mainland was right there?!
CK: *gulps* Pretty much.
They all facefault and then look down seriously.
Authors: ... Hmmm... GET HER!
CK: Ack! Damn!
I run towards the mainland with the angry Authors trailing behind me.
CK: *still running* Oops. I should tell them that there's a deep spot around here somewhere.
~~~SPLOOOSH!~~~
CK: Oop. They found it.
Authors: *glub glub*
I look toward the deep spot, but then I start walking toward the mainland again.
CK: Well, I guess that takes care of that!
But then while walking, I fall into another deep spot.
CK: Gah!
~SPLOOSH!~
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And that's how you all got off the island! *closes book* Now wasn't that fun, children?
~*~*
~The Commercials will be in every other Chapter. So that's next Chapter. Okay? Okay!
~*~
Back with Takuya and Izumi.
Takuya woke up and rubbed his head, then he noticed Izumi lying on top of him. He faced the camera [us] and raised his eyebrows up and down while grinning.
[A/n: *falls to the floor laughing after typing that sentence* XD]
But he tried to wake her up.
"Hey, Izumi!"
He shook her shoulder.
"I-zu-mi!"
Still unconsious.
"Hmmm..."
Then he got an idea.
"Ahhhhh! Izumi! It's the dub!"
"Nooo!"
Izumi sprung awake and slapped the crap out of Takuya.
"Gah!"
He got up off the ground and stood up.
"Can we stop it with the violence?!" shouted Takuya.
"Well, don't freak me out like that! The dub attacking is a serious issue!"
"Oh, jeez!"
"Ahem," said another voice.
"Huh?"
Takuya and Izumi looked up to find a strange-looking Happymon sitting on a ledge on the building and holding a video camera.
"And you two must be Takuya and Izumi?" asked the Happymon.
"Yeah...," responded Takuya.
"Well, I'm AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon! And I know you two have a secret! A secret relationship, that is!"
"What?!" they both exclaimed.
"I've got all the proof right here on video! Gwahahaha!" laughed AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon, waving the tape around.
"Gah! Give us that tape!"
"Nope! I think I'll just go tell your friends and give it to *them*! Ta ta!"
The Happymon bounded off, leaving two angry CC's behind him.
"No! Give *us* that tape,you moron!"they both shouted as they ran after him.
[A/n: I forgot to say that Takuya and Izumi are trying to keep their little 'relationship' a secret from the others. I sense a plot for once! Wowzers!]
~*~
The others were standing around doing nothing, still due to the fact that they don't know what the hell they're supposed to be doing in the first place.
"Gwahahahahaha!"
"Nooo! Give us the tape!"
"Huh?" asked the others.
AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon suddenly jumped in front of them.
"Hello! Hello! Hello!" he shouted. "Would you guys like a video? Specifically this one!"
He held it up for them to see.
"What's so special about it?" asked Kouji.
"Weeeellllll it has on it..."
"Nooooooo!" shouted Takuya and Izumi as they pounced on the Happymon.
"Gah!"
"You little son of a-"
They both were beating the crap of of the Happymon in a giant cartoon dustcloud. Then Takuya punted the Happymon over to the other side of Happyville.
"What was that all about?" asked Junpei.
"Nothing!" said Takuya and Izumi. "Nothing at all!"
Junpei blinked. "Hmmm..."
Tomoki was very confused.
"I'm very confused," said Tomoki.
Bokomon and Neemon were dancing the macerena for some freakishly random reason! o_o
"Uh oh," said Izumi.
"What?" asked Takuya.
"We forgot to get the tape!"
"Ahhh! Shimatta!"
They both ran off. The others shrugged and just followed them.
~*~
"No one has exploded yet!" cried Kouichi, still leaning over the edge of the roof. His Fake Snow Machine was still spitting out the fake snow.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Huh?" Kouichi turned around and saw the AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon flying through the air heading right towards him. But he just flew into an open vent on the fake snow machine.
"Gaaaaah!" cried AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon.
CLONG. CRINK. BOING!
The machine started going crazy and the opening that was shooting out the snow pointed right at Kouichi.
"Oh... damn...," swore Kouichi.
Then the Happymon shot right out of the machine and knocked Kouichi off the roof of the building and heading towards the pile of snow at the bottom.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
*CRASH! INTO THE SNOW!*
After landing, Kouichi quickly jumped out of the pile.
"Ack! Unsanitary! Stop! Drop! Roll!"
Kouichi was rolling around on the ground and when he stopped, he realized there was a Happymon on his head.
"There's a Happymon on my head," he said.
[A/n: *slaps forehead*]
Kouichi grabbed the Happymon by the collar and held him up. He grabbed the camera [with the tape now inside it] out of his hands and looked at it.
"Hmmm..."
"Kouichi's got the tape!"
"Huh?"
"Gahhh!" yelled Takuya and Izumi as they pounced on Kouichi and the Happymon and started beating the crap out of them in another cartoon dustcloud.
CRASH! BAM! WHAP! POW! PAIN! CHEAP SOUND EFFECT!
Kouichi managed to crawl out of the dustcloud and he saw the others coming. And that includes Kouji.
"Kouji!" he yelled to his brother happily.
"Oh, crap!" exclaimed Kouji.
The bandana-boy tried to run away, but Kouichi had jumped on him and hugged him.
[A/n: *coughIsupportKoukoucough* But don't worry, this is just *brotherly* love. XD]
"Gah!"
"Kouji! I was looking everywhere for ya!"
"Awww, bwotherly wuv...,"mocked Junpei.
"You be quiet!" said Kouji.
Takuya and Izumi were still pounding the whatzits out of the stupid Happymon. Then Takuya punted it away to wherever again. And Izumi now had the camera with the tape.
"Yay! We got the tape! Victory dance!" said Takuya and Izumi. Then they both started dancing around in a circle.
"Uhhh...," said the others.
"You two are starting to freak me out," said Tomoki.
"And what is on that tape anyway?!" demanded Bokomon, who has had barely any lines this Chapter!
"Uh... nothing!" they both said, as Izumi threw the camera to who-knows-where.
~*~
Over at who-knows-where.
You see me, soaking wet, limp up further onto the Happyville mainland.
CK: Phew! I finally lost those Authors! At least I hope I did, anyway...
Then that same camera flies out of nowhere and hits me in the head.
CK: Gah! *falls over*
I sit up and rub my head, then I notice the camera next to me.
CK: Huh?
I watch what's on the tape [You know, how you can from those viewing window things] and get a thoughtful look on my face.
CK: Hmmm. Interesting. Well, I already knew this being the author and all, but-
I jump up, holding the camera above my head with one hand.
CK: -can you say "blackmail material"? Mwahahaha!
I jump around some more with a devious grin on my face.
CK: Heehee! Finally! Those CC's - well, actually Takuya and Izumi - will listen to *me* and do what *I* want! Mwahaha!
A celestial choir sings in the background as a golden spotlight shines on me.
CK: And no one else will try to kill me or seriously hurt me! Oh, happy day!
"Did someone say 'happy'?!"
CK: Hmm?
I turn around to find three Happymon behind me.
"Well,did you say happy?"asked Happymon 1.
CK: Yeah...
"So are you happy?" asked Happymon 2.
CK: Well, not technically 'happy'. More like 'overjoyed'. ^^
"Overjoyed?!"
The Happymon then got into a huddle and were whispering to each other.
"Does overjoyed count?"
"I don't know. Does it?"
"Beats me."
They continued whispering and then they turned back around.
CK: *blinks* ...
"No. Overjoyed doesn't count. You must be happy. You burn!"
CK: Ahhh! Crap!
So the Happymon started chasing me with lighters and torches as I ran for my life.
CK: Ahh! So much for not being kiled and/or seriously injured! Nooo!
"Gwahahahahaha!"
~*~
Back with the CC's.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji.
They all blinked and fell over.
"WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT OUR QUEST IS! AHHHHHH!"
They all rolled on the ground, sobbing.
Then umm... erm... you see... uhh...
The CC's looked up.
"What?" they asked.
I... can't... think...
"Uh oh..."
Suddenly the sky turned dark as an even darker object lurked overhead. It was heading right for the CC's!
"What the fu-?!"
Duuunnn, duuunnn, duunnnnnn! Dramatic cliffhanger thinger!
~End of Chapter 20, *not* Chapter 21! Jeez!~
A/n: I hope you Authors are happy with how you got off Isle Delfino. XD You thought it was going to explode again, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?!
So review reading people who are about to review since you all care about my well-being, don't you? =D
SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER! MWAHAHA!
~Cluehunter Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 10, 2003]
[Comment: WHY THE COURIER NEW?! IT BURNS.]
A/n: Ahem.
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I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN LIKE FOREVER! ACK! Well, actually it was exactly 17 days, but STILL!
You see,I have some very good excuses - erm, reasons.
1) My computer wasn't working for a week. So I couldn't write! The horror!
2) After I got my computer back, my internet couldn't work. So now I couldn't update! The horror!
3) I had to upgrade my Windows Version to Windowsxp. Which is quite spiffy, I might add.
4) Then my internet worked! Yay!
5) But then I got extremely sick and was too lazy to update.
6) I had a couple of problems with Wordpad at first, but now I know what I need to do! Yay!
7) And there you have it!
But the thing is, I've had this Chapter finished for about 1 1/2 weeks. Lazy, lazy me! Clue no baka! Anyhoo, I'm happy with this Chapter. [I'm quite pleased with myself, actually. XD] So I I hope you enjoy. Mwaha!
~Review Responses: 300 REIVEWS! TAKE THAT, DEMOCRACY! - Thanks to my reviewers. =]
Terry-Bogard: I forgive you for your comment. I don't even care anymore. XD
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am merely a obbsessed fan making no profit from this whatsoever. The only profit I get is that warm fuzzy feeling knowing that I can make you people laugh and can bring a smile to your faces. =] And the fact that I can torture you all because I'm the author with the power! Mwahahaha!
Claimer: I think you'll know which Digimon I own. o_o
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 20: The Quest In The Quest To Find Out What The Damn Quest Is! Part 3
~*~
The camera comes into clear view where we see the Narrator.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Well, Karoru doesn't remember anything she wrote for the last Chapter until she goes back and re-reads it, so let's just go from here!
The camera fades out.
~*~
The camera comes back into view wherever the CC's were last time.
"Okay! Now we are going to do something!" declared Takuya.
"What?" asked the others.
"... I have no idea..."
Everyone fell over.
Suddenly it started snowing!
"Snow?" asked the CC's.
To commemerate the fact that it snowed on Thursday night and Friday, January 16th and 17th,and on Thursday the 23rd, letting me get out of school, I'm letting it snow in Happyville!
"Yay! Snow!" yelled Tomoki as he ran around in circles because he likes ice, you know. He's Chakmon for Pikachu's sake!
"For Pikachu's sake?" asked Junpei.
NEVERMIND! JUST DO SOMETHING!
"O-kay!" yelled the CC's as they saluted me.
So they all started a snowball fight. But Happymon don't like cold!
"Happymon don't like cold! Happymon angry!" said some random Happymon as their eyes turned red and glared at the CC's.
"Ahhh!"
The CC's just threw some snowballs at them and they hit the Happymon. The Happymon fell to the ground twitching because they are just freakishly strange. They all blinked.
"Ooookay... o_o" said Izumi.
But then Takuya snuck up behind her and put a snowball down the back of her shirt.
"Ack! Cold! Gah!" she shouted while jumping around. "Takuya!"
"It wasn't me!" repsonded Takuya, trying to keep from laughing.
"Yes, it was!" she shouted as she grabbed a sharp icicle and started chasing him with it.
"Ahhh! Help me!"
"You won't escape The Wrath of Izumi!"
The others watched the scene and sweatdropped.
Kouji looked up and whispered, "Why me?"
"Why any of us," said Junpei.
"That makes no sense," said Kouji.
"Neither does this!" shouted Neemon. Then he fell to the ground and started break-dancing! o_o "Nee! Nee! Neemon's in the house! Nee! Nee!"
"o__o"
"Just cue the scene switch already -_-" said Bokomon.
Scene switch!
~*~
Hmmm. Where to go... Where to go... Maybe Isle Delfino? =D
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NOPE! MWAHAHAHA!
~*~
We see Kouichi on a nearby rooftop next to a giant machine spitting out some strange white powder.
"Wahaha! Those foolish Happyville... dudes! What they don't know is that I got another evil streak! Wahahaha!" laughed Kouichi, being completely out-of-character. "I present my "Fake Snow Machine"! Complete with fake snow and a semi-original name!"
He walked up to it and pulled some levers and stuff.Some more snow came out.
"You see, it looks like real snow and seems like real snow,but when you eat it... You explode! Wahahaha!... And why am I talking to myself? - Or am I?"
Kouichi looked around as some creepy music played in the background. He just shrugged and the music stopped.
"Anyway, now to see if anyone actually explodes after eating the snow! I must know!... And why am I rhyming? - Or am I? - Oh, nevermind!"
Kouichi went to the edge of the roof and leaned over, careful not to fall off, even though he wanted to. He pulled out some binoculars and looked at a huge pile of snow at the bottom that he purposely had planted there.
"Now I need some unsuspecting victims...," he whispered to himself.
A little baby Happymon, named LittleBabyHappymon walked up innocently to the huge pile of snow.
"Aha!"
Kouichi watched LittleBabyHappymon at the pile of snow.
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"Gah!" He fell over. "Curse that cur-sed yellow snow!" He shook his fist towards the sky. But then he quickly sprung up and looked frantically through the binoculars at the surroundings. "Now where's Kouji? O little brother, where art thou?"
~*~
Now on Isle Delfino... Just kidding! - With Takuya and Izumi.
"Ahhh!" yelled Takuya as Izumi continued chasing him with the pointy icicle. He eventually came to a dead end. Izumi was closing in! "Izumi! Stop!"
She stopped. "What?"
"Don't hurt me!"
"Why not?"
"Um, because!"
"Because why?"
"Because I love ya! ^^"
"Aww, Taku..."
[A/n: Awww... Isn't that sweet? =D *falls out of my chair*]
"Ahh, I feel like singing...,"said Takuya.
"Me too..."
NOOO!
Then a random elephant fell from the sky and crashed on top of them both, and pinning Izumi on top of Takuya.
"I am RandomElephantmon!" declared the random elephant. Then he jumped into a nearby plot-hole.
"o_o Well, *that* was random...," groaned Takuya and Izumi. Then they both passed out.
~*~
On Isle Delfino! ... Seriously!
All the authors were lying around on the beach, dehydrated and hungry.
Anime Master ZERO: *looking in an empty box* We're out of food and water...
The others: Ack...
Terry-Bogard: I still fear for our... Ahh, screw it.
Zappermon: HELP US, CLUEHUNTER KARORU! SAVE OUR POOR WRITER'S BLOCKED SOULS!
The Demented Fangirl: ... Gah... Must get off island...
Takumi Fan: And I don't even have the "makes you un-hyper sleeping gas" anymore...
Rukato Fan - Err, I mean Dejitaru_Yami: We're all gonna die, aren't we?
Tripmon: Probably.
Authors: Ahhh!
???: What the hell are you talking about dying?
All the authors looked over towards the voice and it was none other than me.
Authors: *happily* KARORU!
CK: Yeah?
Authors: You're here!
CK: Uh, yeah.
Dejitaru_Yami: Clue! First I was ticked, then I was sad, then I was mad, then I was sad again. But now I'm happy! You're here! ... But I'm not going to hug you.
CK: ... Please don't.
Takumi Fan: Yay! CK! You've come to save us! ... What took you so damn long?!
CK: What took *me* so damn long? What took *you* guys so damn long?!
The Demented Fangirl: But we were trapped on the island!
CK: But you see-
Digitaldog: *interrupting me* Where's the helicopter?
Everyone looks around, but they don't see any helicopter. They then look towards me, very freaked-out.
Authors: Where's the helicopter?!
CK: *slaps forehead* There is no helicopter!
Authors: What?!
CK: But we don't need a helicopter!
Authors: What?! No helicopter?! Are you crazy?!
CK: Maybe, but let me explain.
I walk out into the water about a couple of yards, but it only goes about up to my knees.
CK: For some unexplainable reason *coughanotherplotholecough*, the water receeded after the explosion. So now it's only about knee-high! And besides, the Happyville mainland is only about a couples of yards away, anyway. *points to the nearby land*
Authors: *jaws drop*
CK: *looking at the mainland* I'm surprised you guys didn't see it before.
Authors: ... *jaws are still dropped*
CK: I mean, it wasn't that easy to miss...
I slightly laugh and turn around, only to see the Authors glaring at me.
CC: *sweatdrop* Uhh... guys?
Takumi Fan: You mean... we were trapped on this island for who knows how long... And the mainland was right there?!
CK: *gulps* Pretty much.
They all facefault and then look down seriously.
Authors: ... Hmmm... GET HER!
CK: Ack! Damn!
I run towards the mainland with the angry Authors trailing behind me.
CK: *still running* Oops. I should tell them that there's a deep spot around here somewhere.
~~~SPLOOOSH!~~~
CK: Oop. They found it.
Authors: *glub glub*
I look toward the deep spot, but then I start walking toward the mainland again.
CK: Well, I guess that takes care of that!
But then while walking, I fall into another deep spot.
CK: Gah!
~SPLOOSH!~
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And that's how you all got off the island! *closes book* Now wasn't that fun, children?
~*~*
~The Commercials will be in every other Chapter. So that's next Chapter. Okay? Okay!
~*~
Back with Takuya and Izumi.
Takuya woke up and rubbed his head, then he noticed Izumi lying on top of him. He faced the camera [us] and raised his eyebrows up and down while grinning.
[A/n: *falls to the floor laughing after typing that sentence* XD]
But he tried to wake her up.
"Hey, Izumi!"
He shook her shoulder.
"I-zu-mi!"
Still unconsious.
"Hmmm..."
Then he got an idea.
"Ahhhhh! Izumi! It's the dub!"
"Nooo!"
Izumi sprung awake and slapped the crap out of Takuya.
"Gah!"
He got up off the ground and stood up.
"Can we stop it with the violence?!" shouted Takuya.
"Well, don't freak me out like that! The dub attacking is a serious issue!"
"Oh, jeez!"
"Ahem," said another voice.
"Huh?"
Takuya and Izumi looked up to find a strange-looking Happymon sitting on a ledge on the building and holding a video camera.
"And you two must be Takuya and Izumi?" asked the Happymon.
"Yeah...," responded Takuya.
"Well, I'm AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon! And I know you two have a secret! A secret relationship, that is!"
"What?!" they both exclaimed.
"I've got all the proof right here on video! Gwahahaha!" laughed AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon, waving the tape around.
"Gah! Give us that tape!"
"Nope! I think I'll just go tell your friends and give it to *them*! Ta ta!"
The Happymon bounded off, leaving two angry CC's behind him.
"No! Give *us* that tape,you moron!"they both shouted as they ran after him.
[A/n: I forgot to say that Takuya and Izumi are trying to keep their little 'relationship' a secret from the others. I sense a plot for once! Wowzers!]
~*~
The others were standing around doing nothing, still due to the fact that they don't know what the hell they're supposed to be doing in the first place.
"Gwahahahahaha!"
"Nooo! Give us the tape!"
"Huh?" asked the others.
AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon suddenly jumped in front of them.
"Hello! Hello! Hello!" he shouted. "Would you guys like a video? Specifically this one!"
He held it up for them to see.
"What's so special about it?" asked Kouji.
"Weeeellllll it has on it..."
"Nooooooo!" shouted Takuya and Izumi as they pounced on the Happymon.
"Gah!"
"You little son of a-"
They both were beating the crap of of the Happymon in a giant cartoon dustcloud. Then Takuya punted the Happymon over to the other side of Happyville.
"What was that all about?" asked Junpei.
"Nothing!" said Takuya and Izumi. "Nothing at all!"
Junpei blinked. "Hmmm..."
Tomoki was very confused.
"I'm very confused," said Tomoki.
Bokomon and Neemon were dancing the macerena for some freakishly random reason! o_o
"Uh oh," said Izumi.
"What?" asked Takuya.
"We forgot to get the tape!"
"Ahhh! Shimatta!"
They both ran off. The others shrugged and just followed them.
~*~
"No one has exploded yet!" cried Kouichi, still leaning over the edge of the roof. His Fake Snow Machine was still spitting out the fake snow.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Huh?" Kouichi turned around and saw the AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon flying through the air heading right towards him. But he just flew into an open vent on the fake snow machine.
"Gaaaaah!" cried AnnoyingCan'tKeepASecretHappymon.
CLONG. CRINK. BOING!
The machine started going crazy and the opening that was shooting out the snow pointed right at Kouichi.
"Oh... damn...," swore Kouichi.
Then the Happymon shot right out of the machine and knocked Kouichi off the roof of the building and heading towards the pile of snow at the bottom.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
*CRASH! INTO THE SNOW!*
After landing, Kouichi quickly jumped out of the pile.
"Ack! Unsanitary! Stop! Drop! Roll!"
Kouichi was rolling around on the ground and when he stopped, he realized there was a Happymon on his head.
"There's a Happymon on my head," he said.
[A/n: *slaps forehead*]
Kouichi grabbed the Happymon by the collar and held him up. He grabbed the camera [with the tape now inside it] out of his hands and looked at it.
"Hmmm..."
"Kouichi's got the tape!"
"Huh?"
"Gahhh!" yelled Takuya and Izumi as they pounced on Kouichi and the Happymon and started beating the crap out of them in another cartoon dustcloud.
CRASH! BAM! WHAP! POW! PAIN! CHEAP SOUND EFFECT!
Kouichi managed to crawl out of the dustcloud and he saw the others coming. And that includes Kouji.
"Kouji!" he yelled to his brother happily.
"Oh, crap!" exclaimed Kouji.
The bandana-boy tried to run away, but Kouichi had jumped on him and hugged him.
[A/n: *coughIsupportKoukoucough* But don't worry, this is just *brotherly* love. XD]
"Gah!"
"Kouji! I was looking everywhere for ya!"
"Awww, bwotherly wuv...,"mocked Junpei.
"You be quiet!" said Kouji.
Takuya and Izumi were still pounding the whatzits out of the stupid Happymon. Then Takuya punted it away to wherever again. And Izumi now had the camera with the tape.
"Yay! We got the tape! Victory dance!" said Takuya and Izumi. Then they both started dancing around in a circle.
"Uhhh...," said the others.
"You two are starting to freak me out," said Tomoki.
"And what is on that tape anyway?!" demanded Bokomon, who has had barely any lines this Chapter!
"Uh... nothing!" they both said, as Izumi threw the camera to who-knows-where.
~*~
Over at who-knows-where.
You see me, soaking wet, limp up further onto the Happyville mainland.
CK: Phew! I finally lost those Authors! At least I hope I did, anyway...
Then that same camera flies out of nowhere and hits me in the head.
CK: Gah! *falls over*
I sit up and rub my head, then I notice the camera next to me.
CK: Huh?
I watch what's on the tape [You know, how you can from those viewing window things] and get a thoughtful look on my face.
CK: Hmmm. Interesting. Well, I already knew this being the author and all, but-
I jump up, holding the camera above my head with one hand.
CK: -can you say "blackmail material"? Mwahahaha!
I jump around some more with a devious grin on my face.
CK: Heehee! Finally! Those CC's - well, actually Takuya and Izumi - will listen to *me* and do what *I* want! Mwahaha!
A celestial choir sings in the background as a golden spotlight shines on me.
CK: And no one else will try to kill me or seriously hurt me! Oh, happy day!
"Did someone say 'happy'?!"
CK: Hmm?
I turn around to find three Happymon behind me.
"Well,did you say happy?"asked Happymon 1.
CK: Yeah...
"So are you happy?" asked Happymon 2.
CK: Well, not technically 'happy'. More like 'overjoyed'. ^^
"Overjoyed?!"
The Happymon then got into a huddle and were whispering to each other.
"Does overjoyed count?"
"I don't know. Does it?"
"Beats me."
They continued whispering and then they turned back around.
CK: *blinks* ...
"No. Overjoyed doesn't count. You must be happy. You burn!"
CK: Ahhh! Crap!
So the Happymon started chasing me with lighters and torches as I ran for my life.
CK: Ahh! So much for not being kiled and/or seriously injured! Nooo!
"Gwahahahahaha!"
~*~
Back with the CC's.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji.
They all blinked and fell over.
"WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT OUR QUEST IS! AHHHHHH!"
They all rolled on the ground, sobbing.
Then umm... erm... you see... uhh...
The CC's looked up.
"What?" they asked.
I... can't... think...
"Uh oh..."
Suddenly the sky turned dark as an even darker object lurked overhead. It was heading right for the CC's!
"What the fu-?!"
Duuunnn, duuunnn, duunnnnnn! Dramatic cliffhanger thinger!
~End of Chapter 20, *not* Chapter 21! Jeez!~
A/n: I hope you Authors are happy with how you got off Isle Delfino. XD You thought it was going to explode again, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?!
So review reading people who are about to review since you all care about my well-being, don't you? =D
SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER! MWAHAHA!
~Cluehunter Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 10, 2003]
[Comment: WHY THE COURIER NEW?! IT BURNS.]