A Funny Frontier Tale - A N3W CHPTUR?!1 OMG LOL WTF!!!111!!
A/n: Damn it all! I haven't updated since Jan 30th. Gah, curse this fic and all the evil writer's block it brings me. XP
But I swear, if anyone else mentions a cliche "Izumi-gets-kidnapped-by-an-evil-entity-and-Takuya-has-to-go-save-her" idea, I'm going to strangle them. Literally. I don't know how. I just will. Okay? Jeez!
Oh, and since Epilson asked and since I'm tired of the dubbies making a fuss, I'll talk about the Takumi moment in Episode 37 and also - because some other people asked - the "supposed Takumi-ness" in Movie 7. Yep. *points to the end Chapter A/n* Heh, I feel so "powerful" knowing stuff like this. XD
Hey,what about the review responses?: I don't feel the need to respond right now.
Disclaimer: I own what own. I am who I am. I own this fic,but I don't own the stuff in it! 'Kay?
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 21: =Insert Nifty Chapter Title Here.=
~*~
The camera opens to wherever the Narrator and myself are at the beginning of the Chapter.
The Ghost of the Narrator: When we last left the CC's, they were about to be attacked by the wr- *gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner*
Karoru (Me, if you're still confused.): *holding the vacuum cleaner* You, moron! Don't ruin the cliffhanger!
The Ghost of the Narrator: *from inside:* But I think the readers already know what it is.
Karoru: Well, they better not.
I put the vacuum in reverse and shoot the Narrator out the window.
Karoru: *faces the readers* Onward to the Chapta!
~*~
"What the fuzz?!"
A huge, and I mean, HUGE dark stone block loomed over the unsuspecting Chosen Children. Little did they know that it was evil, bad, and wasn't too good for us authors. It was... dunnn, dunnnnnnn, duuuunnnnnn!
THE WRITER'S BLOCK!
=Inserts screams, gasps, and cries of "No!" and "The horror!" here.=
"YOU CAN'T THINK!" boomed the thinger.
"Uhhhh,"said the CC's.
"YOU CAN'T WRITE!"
"Errrr..."
"YOU CAN'T LIVE!"
"Hmmmm..."
"SHUT UP! FEAR ME!"
"Why?"
"Because... I'M EVIL! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, okay."
If writer's blocks could fall over, I'm sure it would have.
"GRRRRR! FIGHT ME!" boomed the writer's block.
"Why?" asked Izumi.
"Because I'm evil, you're good. It just goes together that way!"
Kouichi thought, 'Sure. They may think *I'm* good... But I still have the evil streak!' "MWAHAHAHAHA~!"
Everyone looked oddly at Kouichi.
" o_o Did I just laugh out loud?" he asked. [A/n: Laugh-out-loud! LOL-ing! PH43R!! XD]
"Yes, Kouichi. Yes you did," responded Kouji.
"^^;; Uh..."
"You thinger!" Takuya shouted dramatically while pointing at the writer's block. "You die!"
"NO! YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME! FOR I AM EVIL AND FEARED AND TALK IN THE CAPS LOCK!"
"Whatever! Wee! Let's kick ass!" shouted Tomoki.
Takuya started to freak out.
"Ass?! Where have you heard this damn language from?!" demanded Takuya.
"Hell if we know," said Izumi.
"YOU'VE BEEN CORRUPTED! NO!" shouted Takuya.
"o_O" was everyone else's reponse.
"Uh, Takuya?" asked Junpei.
"Oreos are good. ^.^" he responded.
"Where did you get Oreos?!" asked Bokomon.
"PLOTHOLE!"
"Um, hello...?" asked the writer's block.
"I want some Oreos!" said Neemon.
"No, no. You don't need any Oreos," repsonded Bokomon.
"A-hem!" the writer's block cleared his "throat".
"I like Oreos too. ^.^ The double stuffed kind," said Izumi.
"Bleh! Oreos are nasty!" said Kouji.
"Why are we talking about Oreos?"asked Junpei. "Although, I'd want some."
"I'm hungry!" Kouichi blurted out.
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME, DAMMIT! QUIT STALLING!!"
"Stalling...?" asked Takuya in a creepy-crazy-guy-voice. "Stalling? Who's stalling?! MWAHAHAHA~!"
"Great. Not only do we have to fight a giant block, but Takuya's lost it," said Kouji.
"He has not lost it. It is merely the effects of sugar," Bokomon said.
"YESH! IT IS TRUE!" exclaimed Izumi. Everyone looked weirdly at her. "Oreos are good. ^.^"
"... -___-"everyone else responded.
Then suddenly another big scary voice boomed out out of nowhere, "STOP!"
"- In the name of looove!" sang a high-pitched female voice.
"SHUT UP, RANAMON!" yelled some other voices.
Then a... beer drinking song started playing? o_o
Cherubimon walked out on top of the writer's block - followed by his "lackies", supplying the music - wearing a completely green Irish-looking outift. He cleared his throat. "Give mah all o' yo Spirts, so that I mah summon tha powa of me blarney!" Cherubimon shouted in an Irish accent.
... The CC's just stood there, blinking,a nd staring.
"..." Cherubimon waited.
Still blinking.
"..." Still waiting.
Stare.
"..." Cherubimon turned to the Evil Hybrids. "That entrance didn't go so good, did it?"
"I TOLD you we should've done the Team Rocket entrance again. It's nifty!" whined Grottomon.
"Actually, *I* suggested we did the Sailor Moon entrance again," said Mercuremon.
"Sure, you just want to wear a skirt!" said Arbormon.
Ranamon rolled her eyes. "As long as *I'm* the star."
"Oh, it's always about YOU, isn't it?" asked Grottomon.
Cherubimon twitched. "Shut up! We have to steal the Spirts!"
"NO YOU DON'T, DAMMIT! THE KIDS ARE FIGHTING ME!" boomed the writer's block from underneath them, scaring the crap out of all of them.
"AHHHHH!"
They all fell off.
"AHHHHH!"
And they crashed.
BOOM.
" o_o Well, that was uh, "interesting"...," said Kouichi.
"Interesting isn't the word for it o_o," said Kouji.
"Yeah, it's actually a phrase," added Junpei. "That's some messed up sh-"
- MEANWHILE!
~*~
Da da da da da daaaaaa!
"We will be important to the plot!" exclaimed Chibi Beast Sensei [CBS] Vritramon, dramatically pointing a claw into the air. CBS Shutumon, Garmmon, Bolgmon, Blizzarmon were standing around him.
"Plot? Plot? Where?! Where?!" Shutumon frantically looked around. "We have a plot?!"
"Well, of course we have a plot! It's elementary, my dear Shutumon," he responded, speaking in a British accent.
"Hahahahahaha!" laughed Blizzarmon for no real reason.
"But how exactly are we going to be important to the "plot"?" asked Bolgmon.
"Well, we are an important plot element, after all," responded Vritramon. "Except no one seems to care about us. ;_; All the reviewers seem to care more about Kouji's damn catchpharse than us! o_o"
"So what do we do now?" asked Garmmon.
"-___-"
"So?" asked Shutumon.
"So what?" asked Vritramon.
"So what are we going to do?"
"So what are we going to do now?" asked Garmmon.
"So what are we going to do now that we need to be important to the plot?" asked Blizzarmon.
"JOLLY GOOD!" screamed another voice.
"What the hell?!" exclaimed the others.
And now, making his "interesting" debut - CBS KaiserLeomon!
"Isn't this a jolly good day, jolly good?" asked KaiserLeomon in a British slur as he slid up, wearing an eye spectacle and somehow carrying a glass of tea. He addressed Garmmon. "Good day, dear brother."
"Brother? o_o;; But you're a cat... thing!"
"Ahh, but technically we are brothers," he said as he just poured the tea into his mouth because KaiserLeomon's mouth is always open. It's just stuck like that. "I do believe I have some kind of lock jaw," KaiserLeomon commented as he dabbed the tea away from his mouth with a napkin.
"Well, I only open my mouth every now and then, yet I can talk without moving my mouth," said Garmmon.
"Same here... o_o ," said Vritramon.
"My mouth is covered up," said Shutumon. "Yet I can breathe just fine."
"Hey, I don't even HAVE a mouth," commented Bolgmon. "I have a big cannon... thing."
"Haha! I talk while moving my mouth!" Blizzarmon grinned.
The others glared at him.
"I'll blow you up with my eye beam - nyo!" threatened Vritramon.
"Yeah - gema!"added Shutumon.
"Nyu!" shouted Garmmon.
"Uh, you guys, I don't think that many people watch Di Gi Charat," said Bolgmon.
"Oh, shut up," commanded Vritramon.
"You guys, we're getting a bit off-topic," claimed Blizzarmon.
"FOOOAM!!" randomly screamed everyone.
...
They all blinked. Shrugged. Then Vritramon pulled a holy-looking map out of somewhere.
"Guys, this is the key to getting a plot," he said pointed to a spot on the map.
"What? What?!" demanded the others.
"We must quest... FOR THE HOLY - Um, wait - FOR THE MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KISS-ASS PLOT DEVICE!"
He stood up and held his arms high to the sky as an image of the Holy Grail - erm, Plot Device [Patent pending.] appeared above their heads as golden spotlights shone around it as a celestial choir sang in the background.
"Nifty...," they all said in a zomblie-like-trance.
"And... yep. ^^"
"So where is it?" asked the others.
Vritramon blinked. "I have no idea."
They all fell over.
~*~
~Whee! Commercial time! My favorite part! ;D
Commercial #1:
Scene opens to a bright studio place. It's in front of a blank backdrop. On a small table is a cereal box. Suddenly, Kouji steps out into camera view.
Kouji: Hello, everyone. You know me as Kouji. Yep. Aka: The fangirl magnet! ;)
Several Kouji fangirls squeal in the background as Kouji smiles.
Kouji: So I'm promoting my, um..."Koujiness" with my new product which I am endorsing! Presenting: "Bishounen Flakes!"
Kouji holds up the box as the camera does a close-up on it. The Kouji fangirls get louder as they squeal some more at the image of Kouji on the box looking very "bishie-like".
Kouji: So you fangirls love me, right?
Kouji fangirls: *in EXTREMELY high-pitched voices:* Yes, we love you, Kouji!
Kouji: Then buy my cereal! *winks*
The Kouji fangirls snap and then procede to glomp the hell out of Kouji. The camera goes into static as Kouji screams for dear life.
...
*scoffs* Those immature Kouji fangirls. *looks at Takuya pics* LOOK IT'S TAKU!1 OMG!11! *goes crazy*
Commercial #2:
Deep-voiced Narrator: Coming soon to a ff.net near you!
Ever wonder what the Frontier crew is like *behind* the scenes?
Technical difficulties?
Outtakes?
Costume problems?
Any "off screen relationships"?
Well... TOO BAD!Haha!
...
Just kidding.
Behind the Scenes of Digimon Frontier!
By: Cluehunter Karoru [Yep! ^^... Unfortunately.]
Rating: PG-13 [*evil grin*]
Documented By: You'll see soon enough.
Coming... sometime - to a ff.net near you! Oh, but if I see anybody write something like this first, I'll rip their throat out. ;D
Commerical #3:
~*Presenting: Another Test of the Randomness Network.*~
FOAM!
WAKA!
WHEE!
W00T!
PURPLE BUNNIES EAT BRAINS!
THE SQUISHY DINOSAUR SLIPPERS ARE ATTACKING YOU!
CAFFIENE AND BOREDOM ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
KARORU IS AN IDIOT!
... Thank you.
~Now back to this fic.
~*~
Now the Chosen Children had Spirted Evolved to their H-Hybrid forms. [Yes, even Kouichi into Lowemon.]
And now... THEY SHALL FIGHT DA WRITA'S BLOCK! YEAH! KICK ITS ASS!
"Yeah! Ass-kicking time! w00t!" exclaimed Fairymon.
"w00t? o_o" asked the others.
But then Fairymon flew up to the writer's block and proceeded to kick the crap out of it. It had no effect, unfortunately.
"Uh oh."
Then with some mental power stuff, the writer's block blasted Fairymon back against a random building.
"Gah!"
"Um, Izumi, you okay?" asked Agnimon.
"Grrr! No! I am not okay! I am tired of being worthless and getting my ass kicked all the time!"
Some women activists in the background went, "You go,girl!"
"I will not be a toy for fanservice ANYMORE!"
"Yeah! Preach it, sista!"
Fairymon smiled and pointed at the writer's block. "You die!"
"Uh..."
Then Fairymon pulled a mallet out of Hammerspace and hit the writer's block at one spot.
...
Then it exploded.
"The hell-?! o_o" asked the guys.
" Yep! I killed the writer's block!"
"Uh... WOMAN WINS AGAIN!"
Fairymon walked up to the camera and shouted, "GOT THAT RIGHT! BOOYAH!"
"Okay, so now that the writer's block is gone, now what?" asked Chakmon.
"Don't you see!" began Agnimon as his hair waving dramatically in a convient Anime wind. "We now have to find the plot. By... the... MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KISS-ASS PLOT DEVICE!"
"Yay!" said everyone else.
"Well, slap a sticker on it and call me nanny!" randomly exclaimed Blitzmon.
The others looked at him strangley. "..."
"Oh, shut up! I just always wanted to say that!"
"Anyway, onward!" pointed Agnimon.
So they all treked toward the Plot Device, not knowing the Chibi Beast Sensei's were heading for the same thing.
~End of Chapter 21! w00t!~
A/n: Odd. I was listening to rap music [Eminem] while writing this Chapter and it was oddly motivating. o_o
*sighs* Anyhoo, to you dubbies -or anyone else- who wants some spoilers and whatnot:
Q: Karoru-san, what hapened in the Takumi moment in Episode 37? *tugs on my sleeve*
A: The Takumi moment was not *real*. It was in Takuya's dream. So technically, Izumi had nothing to do with that scene. Cherubimon blasted the hell out of Manga Garurumon and Kaiser Greymon and temporarilly knocked them out. Takuya had a dream that he woke up on Izumi's lap and that they were on their "day date" [because Izumi promised Takuya and Kouji each a "day date" if they defeated Cherubimon]. So in other words, Taku had a wet dream 'bout 'Zumi. XDXD But Izumi did look VERY happy to see Takuya when he came back from the battle. ;)
Q: But what abou Kouji running from the others? o_o
A: They were trying to get him to wear a pink belt because that's what Bokomon promised them.
Q: Karoru-san? What about the supposed Takumi-ness in Movie 7? Did Izumi tell Takuya how she felt about him?
A: Damn those rumors. No. There was no "Takumi scene" whatsoever.
Anyway, expect the next Chapter up soon. Hopefully. ;P
~Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 3, 2003]
[Comment: Izumi says - GIRL POWA!]
A/n: Damn it all! I haven't updated since Jan 30th. Gah, curse this fic and all the evil writer's block it brings me. XP
But I swear, if anyone else mentions a cliche "Izumi-gets-kidnapped-by-an-evil-entity-and-Takuya-has-to-go-save-her" idea, I'm going to strangle them. Literally. I don't know how. I just will. Okay? Jeez!
Oh, and since Epilson asked and since I'm tired of the dubbies making a fuss, I'll talk about the Takumi moment in Episode 37 and also - because some other people asked - the "supposed Takumi-ness" in Movie 7. Yep. *points to the end Chapter A/n* Heh, I feel so "powerful" knowing stuff like this. XD
Hey,what about the review responses?: I don't feel the need to respond right now.
Disclaimer: I own what own. I am who I am. I own this fic,but I don't own the stuff in it! 'Kay?
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 21: =Insert Nifty Chapter Title Here.=
~*~
The camera opens to wherever the Narrator and myself are at the beginning of the Chapter.
The Ghost of the Narrator: When we last left the CC's, they were about to be attacked by the wr- *gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner*
Karoru (Me, if you're still confused.): *holding the vacuum cleaner* You, moron! Don't ruin the cliffhanger!
The Ghost of the Narrator: *from inside:* But I think the readers already know what it is.
Karoru: Well, they better not.
I put the vacuum in reverse and shoot the Narrator out the window.
Karoru: *faces the readers* Onward to the Chapta!
~*~
"What the fuzz?!"
A huge, and I mean, HUGE dark stone block loomed over the unsuspecting Chosen Children. Little did they know that it was evil, bad, and wasn't too good for us authors. It was... dunnn, dunnnnnnn, duuuunnnnnn!
THE WRITER'S BLOCK!
=Inserts screams, gasps, and cries of "No!" and "The horror!" here.=
"YOU CAN'T THINK!" boomed the thinger.
"Uhhhh,"said the CC's.
"YOU CAN'T WRITE!"
"Errrr..."
"YOU CAN'T LIVE!"
"Hmmmm..."
"SHUT UP! FEAR ME!"
"Why?"
"Because... I'M EVIL! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, okay."
If writer's blocks could fall over, I'm sure it would have.
"GRRRRR! FIGHT ME!" boomed the writer's block.
"Why?" asked Izumi.
"Because I'm evil, you're good. It just goes together that way!"
Kouichi thought, 'Sure. They may think *I'm* good... But I still have the evil streak!' "MWAHAHAHAHA~!"
Everyone looked oddly at Kouichi.
" o_o Did I just laugh out loud?" he asked. [A/n: Laugh-out-loud! LOL-ing! PH43R!! XD]
"Yes, Kouichi. Yes you did," responded Kouji.
"^^;; Uh..."
"You thinger!" Takuya shouted dramatically while pointing at the writer's block. "You die!"
"NO! YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME! FOR I AM EVIL AND FEARED AND TALK IN THE CAPS LOCK!"
"Whatever! Wee! Let's kick ass!" shouted Tomoki.
Takuya started to freak out.
"Ass?! Where have you heard this damn language from?!" demanded Takuya.
"Hell if we know," said Izumi.
"YOU'VE BEEN CORRUPTED! NO!" shouted Takuya.
"o_O" was everyone else's reponse.
"Uh, Takuya?" asked Junpei.
"Oreos are good. ^.^" he responded.
"Where did you get Oreos?!" asked Bokomon.
"PLOTHOLE!"
"Um, hello...?" asked the writer's block.
"I want some Oreos!" said Neemon.
"No, no. You don't need any Oreos," repsonded Bokomon.
"A-hem!" the writer's block cleared his "throat".
"I like Oreos too. ^.^ The double stuffed kind," said Izumi.
"Bleh! Oreos are nasty!" said Kouji.
"Why are we talking about Oreos?"asked Junpei. "Although, I'd want some."
"I'm hungry!" Kouichi blurted out.
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME, DAMMIT! QUIT STALLING!!"
"Stalling...?" asked Takuya in a creepy-crazy-guy-voice. "Stalling? Who's stalling?! MWAHAHAHA~!"
"Great. Not only do we have to fight a giant block, but Takuya's lost it," said Kouji.
"He has not lost it. It is merely the effects of sugar," Bokomon said.
"YESH! IT IS TRUE!" exclaimed Izumi. Everyone looked weirdly at her. "Oreos are good. ^.^"
"... -___-"everyone else responded.
Then suddenly another big scary voice boomed out out of nowhere, "STOP!"
"- In the name of looove!" sang a high-pitched female voice.
"SHUT UP, RANAMON!" yelled some other voices.
Then a... beer drinking song started playing? o_o
Cherubimon walked out on top of the writer's block - followed by his "lackies", supplying the music - wearing a completely green Irish-looking outift. He cleared his throat. "Give mah all o' yo Spirts, so that I mah summon tha powa of me blarney!" Cherubimon shouted in an Irish accent.
... The CC's just stood there, blinking,a nd staring.
"..." Cherubimon waited.
Still blinking.
"..." Still waiting.
Stare.
"..." Cherubimon turned to the Evil Hybrids. "That entrance didn't go so good, did it?"
"I TOLD you we should've done the Team Rocket entrance again. It's nifty!" whined Grottomon.
"Actually, *I* suggested we did the Sailor Moon entrance again," said Mercuremon.
"Sure, you just want to wear a skirt!" said Arbormon.
Ranamon rolled her eyes. "As long as *I'm* the star."
"Oh, it's always about YOU, isn't it?" asked Grottomon.
Cherubimon twitched. "Shut up! We have to steal the Spirts!"
"NO YOU DON'T, DAMMIT! THE KIDS ARE FIGHTING ME!" boomed the writer's block from underneath them, scaring the crap out of all of them.
"AHHHHH!"
They all fell off.
"AHHHHH!"
And they crashed.
BOOM.
" o_o Well, that was uh, "interesting"...," said Kouichi.
"Interesting isn't the word for it o_o," said Kouji.
"Yeah, it's actually a phrase," added Junpei. "That's some messed up sh-"
- MEANWHILE!
~*~
Da da da da da daaaaaa!
"We will be important to the plot!" exclaimed Chibi Beast Sensei [CBS] Vritramon, dramatically pointing a claw into the air. CBS Shutumon, Garmmon, Bolgmon, Blizzarmon were standing around him.
"Plot? Plot? Where?! Where?!" Shutumon frantically looked around. "We have a plot?!"
"Well, of course we have a plot! It's elementary, my dear Shutumon," he responded, speaking in a British accent.
"Hahahahahaha!" laughed Blizzarmon for no real reason.
"But how exactly are we going to be important to the "plot"?" asked Bolgmon.
"Well, we are an important plot element, after all," responded Vritramon. "Except no one seems to care about us. ;_; All the reviewers seem to care more about Kouji's damn catchpharse than us! o_o"
"So what do we do now?" asked Garmmon.
"-___-"
"So?" asked Shutumon.
"So what?" asked Vritramon.
"So what are we going to do?"
"So what are we going to do now?" asked Garmmon.
"So what are we going to do now that we need to be important to the plot?" asked Blizzarmon.
"JOLLY GOOD!" screamed another voice.
"What the hell?!" exclaimed the others.
And now, making his "interesting" debut - CBS KaiserLeomon!
"Isn't this a jolly good day, jolly good?" asked KaiserLeomon in a British slur as he slid up, wearing an eye spectacle and somehow carrying a glass of tea. He addressed Garmmon. "Good day, dear brother."
"Brother? o_o;; But you're a cat... thing!"
"Ahh, but technically we are brothers," he said as he just poured the tea into his mouth because KaiserLeomon's mouth is always open. It's just stuck like that. "I do believe I have some kind of lock jaw," KaiserLeomon commented as he dabbed the tea away from his mouth with a napkin.
"Well, I only open my mouth every now and then, yet I can talk without moving my mouth," said Garmmon.
"Same here... o_o ," said Vritramon.
"My mouth is covered up," said Shutumon. "Yet I can breathe just fine."
"Hey, I don't even HAVE a mouth," commented Bolgmon. "I have a big cannon... thing."
"Haha! I talk while moving my mouth!" Blizzarmon grinned.
The others glared at him.
"I'll blow you up with my eye beam - nyo!" threatened Vritramon.
"Yeah - gema!"added Shutumon.
"Nyu!" shouted Garmmon.
"Uh, you guys, I don't think that many people watch Di Gi Charat," said Bolgmon.
"Oh, shut up," commanded Vritramon.
"You guys, we're getting a bit off-topic," claimed Blizzarmon.
"FOOOAM!!" randomly screamed everyone.
...
They all blinked. Shrugged. Then Vritramon pulled a holy-looking map out of somewhere.
"Guys, this is the key to getting a plot," he said pointed to a spot on the map.
"What? What?!" demanded the others.
"We must quest... FOR THE HOLY - Um, wait - FOR THE MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KISS-ASS PLOT DEVICE!"
He stood up and held his arms high to the sky as an image of the Holy Grail - erm, Plot Device [Patent pending.] appeared above their heads as golden spotlights shone around it as a celestial choir sang in the background.
"Nifty...," they all said in a zomblie-like-trance.
"And... yep. ^^"
"So where is it?" asked the others.
Vritramon blinked. "I have no idea."
They all fell over.
~*~
~Whee! Commercial time! My favorite part! ;D
Commercial #1:
Scene opens to a bright studio place. It's in front of a blank backdrop. On a small table is a cereal box. Suddenly, Kouji steps out into camera view.
Kouji: Hello, everyone. You know me as Kouji. Yep. Aka: The fangirl magnet! ;)
Several Kouji fangirls squeal in the background as Kouji smiles.
Kouji: So I'm promoting my, um..."Koujiness" with my new product which I am endorsing! Presenting: "Bishounen Flakes!"
Kouji holds up the box as the camera does a close-up on it. The Kouji fangirls get louder as they squeal some more at the image of Kouji on the box looking very "bishie-like".
Kouji: So you fangirls love me, right?
Kouji fangirls: *in EXTREMELY high-pitched voices:* Yes, we love you, Kouji!
Kouji: Then buy my cereal! *winks*
The Kouji fangirls snap and then procede to glomp the hell out of Kouji. The camera goes into static as Kouji screams for dear life.
...
*scoffs* Those immature Kouji fangirls. *looks at Takuya pics* LOOK IT'S TAKU!1 OMG!11! *goes crazy*
Commercial #2:
Deep-voiced Narrator: Coming soon to a ff.net near you!
Ever wonder what the Frontier crew is like *behind* the scenes?
Technical difficulties?
Outtakes?
Costume problems?
Any "off screen relationships"?
Well... TOO BAD!Haha!
...
Just kidding.
Behind the Scenes of Digimon Frontier!
By: Cluehunter Karoru [Yep! ^^... Unfortunately.]
Rating: PG-13 [*evil grin*]
Documented By: You'll see soon enough.
Coming... sometime - to a ff.net near you! Oh, but if I see anybody write something like this first, I'll rip their throat out. ;D
Commerical #3:
~*Presenting: Another Test of the Randomness Network.*~
FOAM!
WAKA!
WHEE!
W00T!
PURPLE BUNNIES EAT BRAINS!
THE SQUISHY DINOSAUR SLIPPERS ARE ATTACKING YOU!
CAFFIENE AND BOREDOM ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
KARORU IS AN IDIOT!
... Thank you.
~Now back to this fic.
~*~
Now the Chosen Children had Spirted Evolved to their H-Hybrid forms. [Yes, even Kouichi into Lowemon.]
And now... THEY SHALL FIGHT DA WRITA'S BLOCK! YEAH! KICK ITS ASS!
"Yeah! Ass-kicking time! w00t!" exclaimed Fairymon.
"w00t? o_o" asked the others.
But then Fairymon flew up to the writer's block and proceeded to kick the crap out of it. It had no effect, unfortunately.
"Uh oh."
Then with some mental power stuff, the writer's block blasted Fairymon back against a random building.
"Gah!"
"Um, Izumi, you okay?" asked Agnimon.
"Grrr! No! I am not okay! I am tired of being worthless and getting my ass kicked all the time!"
Some women activists in the background went, "You go,girl!"
"I will not be a toy for fanservice ANYMORE!"
"Yeah! Preach it, sista!"
Fairymon smiled and pointed at the writer's block. "You die!"
"Uh..."
Then Fairymon pulled a mallet out of Hammerspace and hit the writer's block at one spot.
...
Then it exploded.
"The hell-?! o_o" asked the guys.
" Yep! I killed the writer's block!"
"Uh... WOMAN WINS AGAIN!"
Fairymon walked up to the camera and shouted, "GOT THAT RIGHT! BOOYAH!"
"Okay, so now that the writer's block is gone, now what?" asked Chakmon.
"Don't you see!" began Agnimon as his hair waving dramatically in a convient Anime wind. "We now have to find the plot. By... the... MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KISS-ASS PLOT DEVICE!"
"Yay!" said everyone else.
"Well, slap a sticker on it and call me nanny!" randomly exclaimed Blitzmon.
The others looked at him strangley. "..."
"Oh, shut up! I just always wanted to say that!"
"Anyway, onward!" pointed Agnimon.
So they all treked toward the Plot Device, not knowing the Chibi Beast Sensei's were heading for the same thing.
~End of Chapter 21! w00t!~
A/n: Odd. I was listening to rap music [Eminem] while writing this Chapter and it was oddly motivating. o_o
*sighs* Anyhoo, to you dubbies -or anyone else- who wants some spoilers and whatnot:
Q: Karoru-san, what hapened in the Takumi moment in Episode 37? *tugs on my sleeve*
A: The Takumi moment was not *real*. It was in Takuya's dream. So technically, Izumi had nothing to do with that scene. Cherubimon blasted the hell out of Manga Garurumon and Kaiser Greymon and temporarilly knocked them out. Takuya had a dream that he woke up on Izumi's lap and that they were on their "day date" [because Izumi promised Takuya and Kouji each a "day date" if they defeated Cherubimon]. So in other words, Taku had a wet dream 'bout 'Zumi. XDXD But Izumi did look VERY happy to see Takuya when he came back from the battle. ;)
Q: But what abou Kouji running from the others? o_o
A: They were trying to get him to wear a pink belt because that's what Bokomon promised them.
Q: Karoru-san? What about the supposed Takumi-ness in Movie 7? Did Izumi tell Takuya how she felt about him?
A: Damn those rumors. No. There was no "Takumi scene" whatsoever.
Anyway, expect the next Chapter up soon. Hopefully. ;P
~Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 3, 2003]
[Comment: Izumi says - GIRL POWA!]