A Funny Frontier Tale - *randomly dances with the Spanish Ham-Hams* XD Inside joke.
A/n: ... Oh my God. Look, everyone, look. You thought it wasn't possible. But it was possible! AN UPDATE!! OMG. LOL. WTF!!!111! AN UPDATE! WWWOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOW! OH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!1111oneoneonetwo!!!1 I ACTUALLY UPDATED THIS!! AHHHHH!!111! OMG. OMG. OMG. LOL. WTF!!
...
If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. Mwaha!
~Review Responses:
*whiny little kid voice:* But moooooommmy... I don't wanna do the review responses todaaaaaay!
Disclaimer: *fiesta music starts playing in the background as I shake a pair of maracas and sing:*
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Digimon Frontier doesn't belong to me!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
I don't own anything else, you see!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Neither does it belong to you!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
So now you can't sue!
Ariba!
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 22: The Magical, Amazing, and Kick-ass Plot Device!
~*~
Dur. Camera opens to wherever the Narrator and I are! And yes, peeps,this *is* a long-running joke.
The Ghost of the Narrator: I assume you got over your fear of ghosts?
Karoru: Hell no! o_o *hides*
The Ghost of the Narrator: -___-
Karoru: *from behind a chair* Just tell the peeps what happened last Chapter.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Sigh! Last Chapter, the CC's fought the writer's block, the Chibi Beast Senseis did some random stuff. And blah, blah, blah!
Karoru: That's it?
The Ghost of the Narrator: Yep.
Karoru: That sucks.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Well, you wrote it.
Karoru: ... Shut up.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Yo momma!
Karoru: o_O Mother? You have a mother? I thought you were adopted.
The Ghost of the Narrator: ... I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT! *runs out sobbing*
Karoru: o_o Uh... Onward to the Chapter?
Camera fades out.
~*~
"So what do...," began Wolfmon.
"SHUT YOUR TRAP, KOUJI!" exclaimed everyone else except Lowemon.
"What? What was he about to say?" he asked.
"-_- Nothing at all," Agnimon responded.
"Ph34r," said Chakmon.
"OMG. LOL. WTF!!!11111!" exclaimed Neemon.
Everyone looked at him oddly.
"^.^"
"-___-"
"Anyway...," began Blitzmon. "Weren't we looking for the magical, amazing, and kick-ass plot device?"
"I think we are... UNLESS WE'RE IN AN ALTERNATE DEMENSION! o_o" exclaimed Fairymon.
"..." said the guys.
"^^;; The Oreos still haven't worn off."
The others fell over.
"The Plot Device is very magical, amazing, and kick-@$$," said Bokomon, trying to sound smart while looking through his book.
"@$$?" asked Neemon.
"I do not swear. Only those with a poor vocabulary do as such," he responded.
"Well... SCREW YOU,BASTARD!!" exclaimed everyone else ['cept Chakmon]. Then they laughed like hyenas.
"... Anyway, instead of wasting time, we should get questing now!"
"Questing? A quest! Indeed!" commanded Agnimon.
In fact, they wanted to quest so bad, they felt like singing!:
"Oooooohhh... We are the Chosen Children!
That like to beat up villians!
Except this story has not plot!
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Stuff that ryhmes!
HAND OVER THE OREOS, BITCH."
... Anyway... This is going downhill fast. Scene switch?
~*~ --- The thingers that indicate a scene switch. Nifty, ne?
The Chibi Beast Senseis were walking, err- questing around for the Plot Device. For you see, it was very important to them. They wanted to be important to the plot. They need a plot to be important to. Without a plot, there is nothing to be of importance. Which is what they need to be important to. The plot. Therefore, the importance of questing for the Plot Device! To get a plot! So they can be important! And being important to that plot they shall! Go, Chibi Beast Seneis, go! You - can - do - it!
"... That was a bit much, Karoru," stated CBS Vritramon.
*shrugs*
"Anyway, oh, Vritramon, you're so smart! Leading us to the Plot Device!" flirted Shutumon.
"Well, uh, thanks. Heheh," responded Vritramon, feeling quite flustered.
"Oooooohhh...," Blizzarmon chanted like a little kindergartener.
"Shut up you," commanded Vritramon.
"Ahahaha! I sure wish I had some scones to bring along on this quest of sorts!" blurted out the British KaiserLeomon. "Or some more tea bags. Questing for fictional things that the author thinks of in the span of two mintues makes one so very thristy!"
"Hey, *we* were thought up in the span of two mintues too, you know," commented Garmmon.
"Aha, how very noticible of you, brother."
"Same with Happyville," said Bolgmon. "And The Happymon. And even CluehunterC Corporations, which she'll have to rename now..."
"My, Karoru doesn't think much into this fanfic, does she?"
"Ya think?" responded Garmmon sarcastically at his brother's n00b-ishness.
"Will you all shut up so we can just get to the damn Plot Device?!" asked/commanded Vritramon.
"Uh... YEAH YOU HEARD HIM,SO SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!" yelled Shutumon.
"Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" said the others.
"Good."
"So? =D" asked Garmmon.
The others looked at him weird. "So what?"
"So what... DO WE DO NOW? MWA HA HA HA HA."
"Grr! That does it!"
Then they all proceded to advance on Garmmon menacingly. Garmmon, now scared out of his wits, zoomed off.
"You'll never catch Garmmon Racer!" he yelled."Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh, yes we will!!"
They all ran after "Garmmon Racer" threatening to stab him with sharp, painful objects. Garmmon, needing a fast escape route took a shortcut into the town square. But along the way, he ran head-first into a tall metal object -
*CLONK!*
- Thereby, keeling over with large Anime swirls in his eyes.
"Err, Garmmon...?"
But upon closer inspection, the metal object was a huge *steel* tower that was... very, very tall.
Vritramon: "Woah..."
Shutumon: "Neaters..."
KaiserLeomon: "By jove..."
Blizzarmon: "Dude..."
Bolgmon: "The hell...?"
Garmmon: "Oww..."
Well put, Chibi Beast Senseis.
They all looked up at it. There wasn't really that much to it, though. That is, until they noticed what rested on top of the tower.
"GASP!"
Indeed, it was the magical, amazing, and kick-ass Plot Device!
"We finally found it!" exclaimed Bolgmon.
"Huzzah!" cheered Vritramon. "Happy dance!"
They all randomly danced where they were. Even the keeled-over Garmmon.
"Okay, stop!"
Then they stopped.
"I can't believe it," said Shutumon, as her eyes clouded with dramatic Anime tears. "This means we'll finally get a plot. And with a plot, we'll have something to be important to. So we can be important to the plot! Yayzies!"
"We've established that," stated Bolgmon.
"Oh, shut up, Bolgmon," said Vritramon. "Anyway, but *how* are we going to get the plot device if it's way up there?!"
Garmmon managed to get up. "How about you and Shutumon just fly up there?"
"... Good idea! I'm glad I thought of it!"
The others fell over.
"Uh, anyway... Come on, Shutumon!"
"Sure thing, Vritra-kun!" she said.
They both were airbourne heading for the top of the tower. That is, until a big boomish voice, um... boomed.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, HOODLUMS!!"
"AHHH!"
Yes,the tower could talk... o_o Don't blame me, blame me getting drunk and high off my allergy medications!
"THE TOWER CAN TALK!!" exclaimed Bolgmon from below.
"No shit, Sherlock," responded the tower.
"D00D!!" shouted Blizzarmon.
"What are you, a Digimon or something?" asked Vritramon.
"As a matter of fact... I am!" responded the tower. "I am... BIGTOWERMON!"
"Seriously?" asked Shutumon.
"No, well actually it's BTmon. Standing for the other."
"Oh, good. 'Cause that other name would've been unoriginal," said Vritramon.
The others on the ground fell over.
"Sigh!"... sighed Shutumon.
"Anyway," began BTmon, "you're probably wondering what my purpose is."
"To be a big tower?" asked Garmmon.
"No! I am... the keeper of... THE MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KICK-ASS PLOT DEVICE!!"
"SERIOUSLY?!" exclaimed the others.
"Yes."
"D00000000D!!!"
"Yep."
"OMG. LOL. WTF!!!1111!!"
"Uhh..."
"THIS IS LIKE SO F*CKIN' GREAT!!!111! OMG. OMG. OMG!!11oneone!!!"
"...."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"... Well... HAND OVER THE PLOT DEVICE, BITCH."
"... No."
"... YOU SUCK!!"
"You'll have to battle me for it!!" boomed BTmon.
"Alright! We shall!" said Vritramon as he and the others got into battle position... things.
"Say," began Bolgmon, "you know, BT could stand for Big Ti-"
- MEANWHILE!
~*~
"And *that* is why the chicken came before the egg," finished Kouji.
The others stared.
"I never knew you had such an apprehensive theory, Kouji," commented Kouichi.
Kouji shrugged.
...
Hey,waitjustafreakin'minutehere. I thought you guys were just in your H-Hybrid forms!
"Eh, we got bored with that," they all responded.
*falls over*
"Plus, it's getting a bit chilly around here...," said Izumi." And you know. I'm Fairymon. --;;"
"Oh no, she's going to start up again," grumbled Takuya.
"I am just a pawn for fanservice! This whole time! It's not like I want to get my ass kicked, - 'cause I don't - but why me?! Why?!Grah! Dammit all!"
"Are you done?" asked Takuya.
"Yes I am. ... NOW I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!"
They others backed away from her.
"Sigh. Tis' the Oreos again."
"... Blargh!"
Jeez, the CC's sure are boring today... Go back to the Chibi Beast Senseis.
~*~
"Guys, we need a plan!" exclaimed Vritramon.
"Noodle dance!" screamed everyone.
I've been watching too many kids shows. Curse that PB&J Otter.
"Do do do od dododdododoooodo! Noodle! Use your noodle! Noodle! Do the noodle dance!"
Noodle. *snickers with her dirty mind* XD
"... N00dle!!"
BTmon was very freaked-out by now. "o_o The hell...?"
"Boom shakalacka!"
"Did this chapter have any point?"
"NO! IT DOESN'T! ISN'T THAT FOONY?!"
... Yes, quite funny, I'm sure.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Lots of things exploded! And this chapter sucked! =D
Myself in Chibi-version suddenly appears from out of nowhere holding up a sign.
Chibi Karoru: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I will update soon! Forgive me! *waves around the sign reading the same thing, then runs out and another explosion is heard*
... Yeah. Why don't you go have some sugar until the next update?
But then... suddenly BTmon started glowing and stuff! Gasp!
Dun, dunn -! Eh, screw it.
~3/\c| 0f [h4pt3r 22!~
A/n: I ish not feeling well.I ish gots a headache and mah allergys and mah meds for mah allergys ish makin' me feel bad. And this damn-ded writer's block ishn't too good neither. I don't like tis' fic here. It should burn. I ish want to burn it. And I ish not makin' any sense, ish I? Anyway, I ish started on Chapter 23. I ish just want to finish tis' fic so I may not have to look at ish horrors eva again. Yayzers and stoof. So please review mah pathetic-as-hell chapta so I know you're actually still readin' mah fic. And if you're not...T hen ya wouldn't ish be readin' this right now, would ya? Meh. I ish promise... not, wait *hope* to update mah fic soon. ;P [Edit - What the hell am I talking about? o_O]
[An important note thingy: I ish plannin' to add Lucemon-sama and dem Royal Knights next chapta. May ya rejoice.]
~Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 4, 2003]
[Comment: POINTLESS! YAY!!!111]
A/n: ... Oh my God. Look, everyone, look. You thought it wasn't possible. But it was possible! AN UPDATE!! OMG. LOL. WTF!!!111! AN UPDATE! WWWOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOW! OH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!1111oneoneonetwo!!!1 I ACTUALLY UPDATED THIS!! AHHHHH!!111! OMG. OMG. OMG. LOL. WTF!!
...
If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. Mwaha!
~Review Responses:
*whiny little kid voice:* But moooooommmy... I don't wanna do the review responses todaaaaaay!
Disclaimer: *fiesta music starts playing in the background as I shake a pair of maracas and sing:*
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Digimon Frontier doesn't belong to me!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
I don't own anything else, you see!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Neither does it belong to you!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
So now you can't sue!
Ariba!
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru
Chapter 22: The Magical, Amazing, and Kick-ass Plot Device!
~*~
Dur. Camera opens to wherever the Narrator and I are! And yes, peeps,this *is* a long-running joke.
The Ghost of the Narrator: I assume you got over your fear of ghosts?
Karoru: Hell no! o_o *hides*
The Ghost of the Narrator: -___-
Karoru: *from behind a chair* Just tell the peeps what happened last Chapter.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Sigh! Last Chapter, the CC's fought the writer's block, the Chibi Beast Senseis did some random stuff. And blah, blah, blah!
Karoru: That's it?
The Ghost of the Narrator: Yep.
Karoru: That sucks.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Well, you wrote it.
Karoru: ... Shut up.
The Ghost of the Narrator: Yo momma!
Karoru: o_O Mother? You have a mother? I thought you were adopted.
The Ghost of the Narrator: ... I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT! *runs out sobbing*
Karoru: o_o Uh... Onward to the Chapter?
Camera fades out.
~*~
"So what do...," began Wolfmon.
"SHUT YOUR TRAP, KOUJI!" exclaimed everyone else except Lowemon.
"What? What was he about to say?" he asked.
"-_- Nothing at all," Agnimon responded.
"Ph34r," said Chakmon.
"OMG. LOL. WTF!!!11111!" exclaimed Neemon.
Everyone looked at him oddly.
"^.^"
"-___-"
"Anyway...," began Blitzmon. "Weren't we looking for the magical, amazing, and kick-ass plot device?"
"I think we are... UNLESS WE'RE IN AN ALTERNATE DEMENSION! o_o" exclaimed Fairymon.
"..." said the guys.
"^^;; The Oreos still haven't worn off."
The others fell over.
"The Plot Device is very magical, amazing, and kick-@$$," said Bokomon, trying to sound smart while looking through his book.
"@$$?" asked Neemon.
"I do not swear. Only those with a poor vocabulary do as such," he responded.
"Well... SCREW YOU,BASTARD!!" exclaimed everyone else ['cept Chakmon]. Then they laughed like hyenas.
"... Anyway, instead of wasting time, we should get questing now!"
"Questing? A quest! Indeed!" commanded Agnimon.
In fact, they wanted to quest so bad, they felt like singing!:
"Oooooohhh... We are the Chosen Children!
That like to beat up villians!
Except this story has not plot!
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Stuff that ryhmes!
HAND OVER THE OREOS, BITCH."
... Anyway... This is going downhill fast. Scene switch?
~*~ --- The thingers that indicate a scene switch. Nifty, ne?
The Chibi Beast Senseis were walking, err- questing around for the Plot Device. For you see, it was very important to them. They wanted to be important to the plot. They need a plot to be important to. Without a plot, there is nothing to be of importance. Which is what they need to be important to. The plot. Therefore, the importance of questing for the Plot Device! To get a plot! So they can be important! And being important to that plot they shall! Go, Chibi Beast Seneis, go! You - can - do - it!
"... That was a bit much, Karoru," stated CBS Vritramon.
*shrugs*
"Anyway, oh, Vritramon, you're so smart! Leading us to the Plot Device!" flirted Shutumon.
"Well, uh, thanks. Heheh," responded Vritramon, feeling quite flustered.
"Oooooohhh...," Blizzarmon chanted like a little kindergartener.
"Shut up you," commanded Vritramon.
"Ahahaha! I sure wish I had some scones to bring along on this quest of sorts!" blurted out the British KaiserLeomon. "Or some more tea bags. Questing for fictional things that the author thinks of in the span of two mintues makes one so very thristy!"
"Hey, *we* were thought up in the span of two mintues too, you know," commented Garmmon.
"Aha, how very noticible of you, brother."
"Same with Happyville," said Bolgmon. "And The Happymon. And even CluehunterC Corporations, which she'll have to rename now..."
"My, Karoru doesn't think much into this fanfic, does she?"
"Ya think?" responded Garmmon sarcastically at his brother's n00b-ishness.
"Will you all shut up so we can just get to the damn Plot Device?!" asked/commanded Vritramon.
"Uh... YEAH YOU HEARD HIM,SO SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!" yelled Shutumon.
"Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" said the others.
"Good."
"So? =D" asked Garmmon.
The others looked at him weird. "So what?"
"So what... DO WE DO NOW? MWA HA HA HA HA."
"Grr! That does it!"
Then they all proceded to advance on Garmmon menacingly. Garmmon, now scared out of his wits, zoomed off.
"You'll never catch Garmmon Racer!" he yelled."Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh, yes we will!!"
They all ran after "Garmmon Racer" threatening to stab him with sharp, painful objects. Garmmon, needing a fast escape route took a shortcut into the town square. But along the way, he ran head-first into a tall metal object -
*CLONK!*
- Thereby, keeling over with large Anime swirls in his eyes.
"Err, Garmmon...?"
But upon closer inspection, the metal object was a huge *steel* tower that was... very, very tall.
Vritramon: "Woah..."
Shutumon: "Neaters..."
KaiserLeomon: "By jove..."
Blizzarmon: "Dude..."
Bolgmon: "The hell...?"
Garmmon: "Oww..."
Well put, Chibi Beast Senseis.
They all looked up at it. There wasn't really that much to it, though. That is, until they noticed what rested on top of the tower.
"GASP!"
Indeed, it was the magical, amazing, and kick-ass Plot Device!
"We finally found it!" exclaimed Bolgmon.
"Huzzah!" cheered Vritramon. "Happy dance!"
They all randomly danced where they were. Even the keeled-over Garmmon.
"Okay, stop!"
Then they stopped.
"I can't believe it," said Shutumon, as her eyes clouded with dramatic Anime tears. "This means we'll finally get a plot. And with a plot, we'll have something to be important to. So we can be important to the plot! Yayzies!"
"We've established that," stated Bolgmon.
"Oh, shut up, Bolgmon," said Vritramon. "Anyway, but *how* are we going to get the plot device if it's way up there?!"
Garmmon managed to get up. "How about you and Shutumon just fly up there?"
"... Good idea! I'm glad I thought of it!"
The others fell over.
"Uh, anyway... Come on, Shutumon!"
"Sure thing, Vritra-kun!" she said.
They both were airbourne heading for the top of the tower. That is, until a big boomish voice, um... boomed.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, HOODLUMS!!"
"AHHH!"
Yes,the tower could talk... o_o Don't blame me, blame me getting drunk and high off my allergy medications!
"THE TOWER CAN TALK!!" exclaimed Bolgmon from below.
"No shit, Sherlock," responded the tower.
"D00D!!" shouted Blizzarmon.
"What are you, a Digimon or something?" asked Vritramon.
"As a matter of fact... I am!" responded the tower. "I am... BIGTOWERMON!"
"Seriously?" asked Shutumon.
"No, well actually it's BTmon. Standing for the other."
"Oh, good. 'Cause that other name would've been unoriginal," said Vritramon.
The others on the ground fell over.
"Sigh!"... sighed Shutumon.
"Anyway," began BTmon, "you're probably wondering what my purpose is."
"To be a big tower?" asked Garmmon.
"No! I am... the keeper of... THE MAGICAL, AMAZING, AND KICK-ASS PLOT DEVICE!!"
"SERIOUSLY?!" exclaimed the others.
"Yes."
"D00000000D!!!"
"Yep."
"OMG. LOL. WTF!!!1111!!"
"Uhh..."
"THIS IS LIKE SO F*CKIN' GREAT!!!111! OMG. OMG. OMG!!11oneone!!!"
"...."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"... Well... HAND OVER THE PLOT DEVICE, BITCH."
"... No."
"... YOU SUCK!!"
"You'll have to battle me for it!!" boomed BTmon.
"Alright! We shall!" said Vritramon as he and the others got into battle position... things.
"Say," began Bolgmon, "you know, BT could stand for Big Ti-"
- MEANWHILE!
~*~
"And *that* is why the chicken came before the egg," finished Kouji.
The others stared.
"I never knew you had such an apprehensive theory, Kouji," commented Kouichi.
Kouji shrugged.
...
Hey,waitjustafreakin'minutehere. I thought you guys were just in your H-Hybrid forms!
"Eh, we got bored with that," they all responded.
*falls over*
"Plus, it's getting a bit chilly around here...," said Izumi." And you know. I'm Fairymon. --;;"
"Oh no, she's going to start up again," grumbled Takuya.
"I am just a pawn for fanservice! This whole time! It's not like I want to get my ass kicked, - 'cause I don't - but why me?! Why?!Grah! Dammit all!"
"Are you done?" asked Takuya.
"Yes I am. ... NOW I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!"
They others backed away from her.
"Sigh. Tis' the Oreos again."
"... Blargh!"
Jeez, the CC's sure are boring today... Go back to the Chibi Beast Senseis.
~*~
"Guys, we need a plan!" exclaimed Vritramon.
"Noodle dance!" screamed everyone.
I've been watching too many kids shows. Curse that PB&J Otter.
"Do do do od dododdododoooodo! Noodle! Use your noodle! Noodle! Do the noodle dance!"
Noodle. *snickers with her dirty mind* XD
"... N00dle!!"
BTmon was very freaked-out by now. "o_o The hell...?"
"Boom shakalacka!"
"Did this chapter have any point?"
"NO! IT DOESN'T! ISN'T THAT FOONY?!"
... Yes, quite funny, I'm sure.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Lots of things exploded! And this chapter sucked! =D
Myself in Chibi-version suddenly appears from out of nowhere holding up a sign.
Chibi Karoru: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I will update soon! Forgive me! *waves around the sign reading the same thing, then runs out and another explosion is heard*
... Yeah. Why don't you go have some sugar until the next update?
But then... suddenly BTmon started glowing and stuff! Gasp!
Dun, dunn -! Eh, screw it.
~3/\c| 0f [h4pt3r 22!~
A/n: I ish not feeling well.I ish gots a headache and mah allergys and mah meds for mah allergys ish makin' me feel bad. And this damn-ded writer's block ishn't too good neither. I don't like tis' fic here. It should burn. I ish want to burn it. And I ish not makin' any sense, ish I? Anyway, I ish started on Chapter 23. I ish just want to finish tis' fic so I may not have to look at ish horrors eva again. Yayzers and stoof. So please review mah pathetic-as-hell chapta so I know you're actually still readin' mah fic. And if you're not...T hen ya wouldn't ish be readin' this right now, would ya? Meh. I ish promise... not, wait *hope* to update mah fic soon. ;P [Edit - What the hell am I talking about? o_O]
[An important note thingy: I ish plannin' to add Lucemon-sama and dem Royal Knights next chapta. May ya rejoice.]
~Karoru
[Chapter Edited: May 4, 2003]
[Comment: POINTLESS! YAY!!!111]