Untouched Love

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu. That's what I call it now, so leave me alone.

Shikuma: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! I have been scared for life!

Hiei: By what?

Shikuma: Check my bio on my author home page!

Hiei: * checks bio ** eyes widen in horror* Did you really?

Shikuma: * nods*

Hiei: EWWWWWWWW! Not even I want to see a picture of me nude! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Shikuma: EWWWWWWW!

Hiei: Let's get on with the story.

Shikuma: O.K.

* Silence*

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Chapter 4
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I woke up next morning to Hiei saying my name in sort of a hurried tone.

"What is it Hiei?"

"Something that the others forgot to mention yesterday. You have to go to school."

* Groan * "I hate school."

"Well, Koenma says you have to go." (This entire school part is from another story that I read. It isn't copied down word for word, but it will be very similar. I want to thank Kurama1fangrl-Eiri for giving me this idea. I hope that you don't get mad at me for stealing a part of your story. But hey! At least I'm giving you credit!) I got up and ran down stairs.

"Where's my uniform?"

"It's in your closet." said Botan. I ran back up stairs and got into the uniform that was in my closet. I ran back down stairs, had a quick breakfast, grabbed the book bag that Botan was holding out for me, and set off to school with Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"Do I have to sign myself in or did Botan take care of it?"

"Botan took care of it." Yusuke answered. When we got there, Keiko took me up to the office to get my schedule.

"I would like the schedule for Ashotera, Shikuma please." Keiko asked the lady at the counter.

"I'm sorry, Keiko. There is not a file for a Shikuma. But there is a file for Shikumo Ashotera." Keiko's eyes widened.

"Oh! Right, I forgot! Shikumo was supposed to come to school! This is his sister, Shikuma! I'm sorry! I must have misunderstood! I'll come back with Shikumo." Keiko then grabbed my hand and ran out the door of the school.

"Where are we going?"

"To Yusuke's house."

"Why?"

"So that you can go to school dressed up as a guy."

"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!" We soon reached Yusuke's house. Keiko went to his room and rummaged through his closet for something. Finally she pulled out a blue school outfit.

"I'm not wearing that."

"Sure you are!"

"My secret will be given away!" I said gesturing toward my chest area.

"Oohh. I forgot about that. Well, it won't come through the jacket, but it will come through the P.E. clothes. I guess I could let you skip P.E. Yusuke always does that. You could talk to him while you were on the roof so that you wouldn't get board." I said that I guess that was O.K. She dressed me up and when she was done, I looked just like a boy.

"Now we need to work on that voice of yours. You'll have to make it sound more like a guys." Then I said, in the best boy voice I possibly could.

"How's this, Keiko?" She blinked.

"That's perfect!"

"Then let's get back to school!" I don't know why I was so excited to get back to school. I just was. Once I got there, Keiko took me to the office and got my schedule.

"You have all the same classes as me." Keiko said. She took me to my first class.

"Everyone, we have a new student. This is Shikumo. I would like you to be kind and helpful to him."

"We will!" all the girls said dreamily. I knew that I was at fate.

"Shikumo, can you go sit behind Keiko please?" I did as I was told and went to the desk and sat down. A lot of the girls stared at me all period. I was thankful when the class ended because next was P.E. I ran to the rooftop to find Yusuke already up there. Yusuke looked at me and said.

"You must be the new guy all the girls are talking about. I just wanted to tell you to stay away from Keiko Yukimura (Spelling?). She's my girlfriend and if you get anywhere near her, I swear that I'll hurt you so bad that you won't wake up for a week." I got a smirk on my face.

"Oh don't worry Yusuke. I don't plan on asking your girlfriend out anytime soon." Yusuke's eyes widened.

"SHIKUMA?!?!?!"

"The one and only." Yusuke then started laughing his head off.

"Why. are. you. dressed. up. as. a. GUY?! HAHAHAHA!" he said between laughs.

"Because a Botan accidentally signed me up as a guy." His laughter increased.

"That proves how little she knows about the real world!" His laughter stopped. But you could tell that he still thought it was funny. Then the bell rang.

"We better get to class." Yusuke said. I was surprised.

"You actually want to go to class?"

"Yeah! I want to see what all the girls think about the new guy."

"Yeah."

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At lunch, we went to get something to eat. When we went to sit down, we passed the girl table. One of them said.

"Today we open the newest club at our school. The Shikumo Club!" Many other girls clapped. 'Oh-no' I thought. After we passed the girl table, the girls noticed that I had passed.

"There's Shikumo!" one of the girls said.

"Hey Yusuke. Do you have a picture of Kuwabara on you?"

"Yeah, I do. Hear you go." He pulled the picture out of his pocket and gave it to me.

"I'm not even going to ask why you carry this around with you." I said while putting the picture in my pocket. He apparently knew that I would need it to keep the fan girls off. After lunch, we went to our next period.

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After school, I walked outside the school and started for Genkai's since that would be my new home. Then I heard giggling behind me. I turned around and saw just about every girl in the school. My eyes widened and I started to run. The girls started to chase me. I turned a corner and bumped into someone.

"Oh sorry. I didn't see-" It was Kurama.

"Kurama, I'm sorry."

"It's O.K. I just wanted to know. Why are you dressed-"

"No. I'm sorry." And I pointed behind me. I saw Kurama's eyes widen in horror. Behind me was every girl in both our schools. While I was running, I passed most of the girls that went to his school and they tagged along.

"I can't believe it! We get to see two really hot guys in one day! Are we lucky or what?" A lot of girls cheered at this comment.

"RUUUUUUUNNN!!!" Kurama and I said in unison. We got up as and ran as fast as our legs could carry us.

"MARRY US SHIKUMO-KUN AND KURAMA-KUN!!!" they chanted.

"Quick! This way!" Kurama then pulled me over and we hid in an alley. I found a fire escape and we began climbing up it. When we got to the top, I continued running. I looked behind me to see Kurama running as well. Since I wasn't looking where I was going, I ran into something.

"God. What is it with me and running into things today?"

"Shikuma?" It was Hiei.

"Hi Hiei. No time. Kurama and I gotta run."

"Why-"

"HEY! Who's that hot guy with the spiky black hair?" said a fan girl from behind us.

"Sorry Hiei." Kurama and I said.

"After all of them! WE LOVE YOU!!!"

"RUUUUNNN!!!" we all yelled this time.

We ran until I remembered something. I stopped in my tracks and got the Kuwabara picture out of my pocket. I waited for the fan girls to come closer.

"WE LOVE YO-" I then held up the picture.

"EWWWWWWW! That guy in the picture is so ugly! Get away from it!" and they all ran away.

"Well, waddya know. The baka actually has a use." Hiei said from behind me.

"Hehe. They were no mach for the ugliness of Kuwabara. Lets go home." And they followed me to Genkai's temple.

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Shikuma: I'm still grossed out from earlier.

Hiei: Yeah. Me too.

Shikuma: Review folks!

Hiei: How do you get happy so fast!?

Shikuma: I dunno. I just do!