A Funny Frontier Tale - Fwee~!
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I'm not responding to anymore reviews, but I have to respond to this one.
AhiFlame - I have changed my views on Micheal Reisz. Remember, that chapter was written a good while ago. I don't hate the dub THAT much anymore. Oh, and Takuya might sound like a girl because his Japanese VA is Takeuchi Junko, who is a woman. Oh, and my humor is exotic? ... Spiffy! *shakes maracas* Being mad's so much fun~
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- Disclaimer: Do you think I own Frontier? No? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!! MWAHAHA!! ... ... *runs*
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A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru [Who you all owe a lot of money to now. Who says fanfic writers don't get paid?]
Chapter 24: The League Of Extrordinary Insanity
Now onward to our tale!
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We open to the random place we open to where the recaps are!
The Ghost of the Narrator [GN]: ... Fitting Chapter title, Karoru.
Karoru: I know. Isn't it just so spiffy?
GN: ... Oh, and also mind explaining as to why we weren't in the last Chapter AT ALL?!
Karoru: I'm sure the readers - if we still have any after this eternity - needed a break from our recaping antics. Plus, who really wants to hear a self-inserting author talking to her imagnary muse?
GN: ... I AM NOT IMAGINARY!! *runs off sobbing*
Karoru: ... ... Err. *faces the readers*Well, you should figure out what happened last time on your own! Because... I forgot. So I'm not going to bother. *eats preztels, and continues listening to Ride on shooting star by the pillows* I LOVE THIS SONG!! *sob*
Whoosh!
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"Doo doo doo... DOOM DOOM! I am... the great... VRITRA!!"
The Chibi Beast Sensei's marched along through Happyville searching for the ever-famous Plot Device. And Vritramon was singing his lovely song which he wrote himself while marching along. But the only other person who thought it was lovely was Shutumon. The others just groaned as the Vritra-egomaniac continued singing.
"I am Vritra! Yes I am! Doo doo doo... AND YOU'RE NOT! SHUT UP! Oh, I'm so great, I'm so cool~ I'M MEEEEEEEE! ... On second thought..."
"YES? YES?" asked the others that were eagerly awaiting silence.
"... Hm. Should I sing as an alto like I am now, or maybe a soprano! Yeah!"
"... Oh no..."
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!" sang Vritramon in the soprano-est sporano voice ever. Several windows broke in the surrounding area, while numerous Happymon leaned out of their now-broken windows (careful to avoid broken glass shards) to throw tomoatoes and assorted shoes. The other Chibi Beast Senseis covered their ears, screamed in horror, and convulsed on the ground. ... Well, except for Shutumon, of course.
"Oh, come on!" said Vritramon, looking annoyed. "It wasn't THAT bad!"
Yes, it was.
"... Fine. I'll just go back to alto you party poopers."
"Please do." groaned the others.
Whoosh!
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"Hey guys?" asked Neemon to the others as they walked along.
"What?" retorted the others all at the exact same time - but with that tone in their voices so to that they KNEW Neemon was going to say something stupid and random... which he probably is... but I'm not saying 'cause you have to read to find out! [A/n: I AM THE MASTAH OF RUN-ON SENTENCES!!1]
"... Did you hear something?" he responded. "Like... really bad singing."
"Hmmmmmm." thought the others.
"You know," said Takuya, "I could've sworn I just heard something like that. But it sounded familiar... like... my voice... only DEEPER AND ROUGHER!"
"Gasp!" gasped Izumi.
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" Takuya and Izumi both exclaimed at the same time.
"..."
"... What?" asked Tomoki.
"Oh! Is it Yatta Time?!" asked Kouichi, bouncing around. "I love Yatta Time!"
"NO, NOT YATTA TIME!!" screamed Kouji. "I UTTERLY DESPISE YATTA TIME!!" He then began sobbing.
"..."
"... ... No, not Yatta Time." said Takuya. "It means... Um... What does it mean?"
"HAWHAWHAW." randomly guffawed Bokomon. "Well... this is quite pointless then."
"SANK YUU, CAPTIAN OBVIOUS!!" screamed everyone in the universe.
Whoosh! (This is fun!)
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"WOULD WOULD STOP WITH THE WINDOW SHOPPING, RHODOKNIGHTMON?!" screamed Lucemon.
"But... but... The pink... so pretty... ... Oh, look at that! Ensemble! Yes!"
Dynasmon groaned once again. But not knowing that with him as the guy, and RhodoKnightmon like he is, that they'd be perfect for... ya- OH, BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF!
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"You know... I've been thinking." said... Neemon!
Everyone in the universe gasped.
Haha, no it wasn't Neemon. If he DID say that, it would just be freakishly out-of-character. ... The REAL person who said it was... *randomly picks* Junpei!
"Yes, Junepi?" asked Bokomon.
"You know..." he began. "Don't you think it's a bit stale that we're STILL Spirit Evolving to kick bad guy ass?"
The others looked around at each other.
"I mean, you'd think by now we'd get a new act! Like... like..."
"SUPERHEROES!" shouted Neemon.
"... ..." Everyone blinked. "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" they all exclaimed.
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In Cherubimon's base thingy.
"Sigh... I haven't made an appearance in this fic yet. I'm so neglected." sighed Cherubimon while sitting atop his own little throne. He looked over to the Evil Hybrids. "And THEY of all Digimon get more spotlight than I! I'm Cherubimon! I should have more recognition than this! ... But... there's only one way to achieve that. ... Do what I didn't do in the anime! ... DEFEAT THE CHOSEN CHILDREN! MWAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA... *cough cough* I even need to work on my evil laugh. *hack*" He drank some water that was in his special mug on the coaster on the nearby table. He then cleared his throat. "SERVANTS!!" he boomed. "We've got other plans! We're going... to Happyville! MWAH HA HAH!"
"Aww, but our favorite show's coming on!" they reponsed. "... HAMTARO!"
Cherubimon twitched. "JUST SET THE VCR RECORDER AND COME ON!"
"But - !"
"DO IT!!" he sighed to himself. "What I have to go through..."
"Can we say the motto again?" they all eagerly asked.
Cherubimon fell over.
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Dun dun dun!
And so - right out in the middle of Happyville, no less - the Chosen Children prepared their new superhero costumes and alter egos! But it was pointless to cover up their "secret identities" since we all know who they are, but oh well! Dramatic hero-ish music started playing in the background. Then cheap-looking multi-colored backdrops appeared for them to jump in front of. And being the leader and all, Takuya jumped out first.
"Dun dun dun! I'm Pervert Man!" he annouced. And now wearing a mask, a spiffy cape, and... red spandex! We all certainly know where Izumi will be looking, ne? ;D
Izumi then jumped out. "And I'm PMS Girl! - SHUT THE HELL UP! - I love you all~... - I SAID SHUT UP!"
Junpei made his debut. "I'm the Phantom Nudist!"
Tomoki's cue. "I'm Big Hat Boy! PH34R!"
"And we're... THE YAOI TWINS!" screamed Kouji and Kouichi. Who were wearing quite fashionable matching blue spandex uniforms. The others stared in disbelief. Well, except Tomoki because he's too young to be thinking of such things.
"What?" asked the two, noticing the stares.
"Oh, nothing," responded the others.
'Yay! Yaoi!' Izumi thought to herself, being a yaoi fangirl. MWAHAH.
'... I don't get it!' thought Tomoki.
The music started up again as Neemon and Bokomon were about to jump out.
"I'm The Red Pants Wonder!"
"And I am Bookish Boy!"
"YAY!!" yelled everyone.
ACTION POSE! DAH DAH!
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"So... which way are we supposed to be going?" asked Garmmon.
Vritramon looked around. "To the Plot Deivce, of course! Silly goose!"
Garmmon blinked, then sighed. "But where is the Plot Device? ... Do you even know where it is, Vritramon?"
"Bah! Don't be ridiculous!" he retorted. "Of course I do!" He surveyed the area again. "It's... somewhere."
"NOW WE'LL NEVER GET A PLOT NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried Blizzarmon.
"Oh, pull yourself together, man!" said Bolgmon. "You're just as bad as your human counterpart!"
"Shut your mouth!"
"BUT I SPEAKTEH THE TRUTH!"
"PEOPLE, PEOPLE!" Vritramon shouted. "We're getting off the subject... again. Sigh." He turned to Shutumon. "You got any ideas?"
"Well... I forgot to mention that I was born with the gift to detect Plot Devices. Teehee, isn't that funny?" Shutumon giggled.
Everyone stopped. "... ... ..."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT BEFORE?!" Vritramon screamed.
"By jove!" exclaimed KaiserLeomon. He sipped some more of his tea. "Hehe, that's fun to say, chaps."
Okay, this is just turning into all dialouge so I'll just take it from here! Description-wise, that is.
"Bah! Let it be dialouge!" Vritramon annouced. "That way, more people will get to hear my lovely voice!" He flashed a lovely grin into a nearby camera, and posed.
"I AGREE WITH THAT!" said Shutumon, the poor obsessed fangirl. Little cartoon hearts popped up around her as she admired Vritramon some more.
The others sighed and sweatdropped.
Okay, so, anyway, Shutumon began to led them (if leading is what you could call her actions) to the Plot Device after a good while of Vritramon's posing. And the others (especially Bolgmon) felt he was about to lose his mind at any second.
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Hey, have you noticed, that I switch scenes too much? ... ... Well, too bad! HARHARHAR! ... *runs away from angry readers*
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DAH DAH DAH! We return to the Chosen Children.
"We are not the Chosen Children! We are the Non-Justised League!"
... Right.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji. "Can we go kick some bad-guy ass?"
"Of course not!" responded Takuya. "We may have our spiffy names and costumes, but we're still not done! We need spiffy gadgets, names for our spiffy gadgets, and not to mention - The Theme Song!"
"Gasp! You're right!" exclaimed the others.
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.....
"Uh, now," said Takuya.
"Oh, right!"
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The villians were making their way towards Happyville to the Chosen Children. Or should I say, the "Non-Justised League". Of course, they have no idea about *that* part. And the Evil Hybrids were discussing how they would dazzle everyone with their new dazzling entrance!
"I still vote for my Sailor Scout idea!" said Mercuremon.
"Hey, it's Sailor SENSHI! Not SCOUT! ARGH!" shouted Arbormon.
"But Scout is better!"
"Hey, didn't you hear?!" said Ranamon. "We need NEW ideas! And the Sailor Senshi idea is definately not new. That's EXACTLY what those blasted kids are expecting of us!"
"They are?" questioned Grottomon.
"B-bu-but, the Sailor Scouts is a classic!" argued Mercuremon. "AND YOU CANNOT DISS A CLASSIC!"
The others continued arguing, and Cherubumon was overhearing it all, and just twitching away.
"But, Grottomon, did you remember my special skirt?" asked Mercuremon.
"Eh, I just stuck it in the washing machine back at the base. It was flithy."
Mercuremon twitched. "YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOL! IT WAS DRY-CLEAN ONLY!!" He then began to sob.
"Oh dear sweet pieces of cherry pie..." Cherubimon cursed to himself, then threw his arms up at the sky. "SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
~*~
"Should we make it a lymeric, or a sonet?" asked Kouichi, holding a notepad. The new superhero league was discussing what should be their theme song. Since that was apparently the top priority at the moment. And oddly, no one seemed to argue on the matter. Except on the people who ARE QUESTIONING MY SENSE ON THE SUBJECT, BUT THEY'RE AREN'T ANY SINCE I BLEW THEM ALL UP, THOSE LITTLE BITCHES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The Chosen Children all looked towards me. "... ... ..."
Um, you can ignore that.
"Okay then."
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"I WANT MORE SCREENTIME!!" screamed Lucemon.
"I want this vest!" screamed RhodoKnightmon.
"I want some lovin'!" screamed Dynasmon, as he raised his eyebrows up and down.
"... ..."
"I'll just be quiet now."
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Oh, and no, I have NOT been always wanting to type that. Shush!
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ZOOBA DOOBA!!
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Okay, I'm just going to pause everything. *picks up a nearby remote, and presses the pause button on her fic* Now, let's look at the current fic situation, shall we?
- The Chibi Beast Senseis going to the Plot Device.
- The Chosen Children also going to the Plot Device, but now taking the time to become superheroes.
- Lucemon and the Royal Knights looking for the latest bargains in retail stores. [Lucemon: NO WE'RE NOT!!]
- Cherubimon losing his mind while leading the Evil Hybrids (who have already lost THEIR minds) towards Happyville to make the Chosen Children go boom.
- Me interrupting and being quite random.
That should make it all clear to what this chapter's about. Especially to you people out there reading this and losing brain cells by the second. Alright then! Back to ze fic. *presses play on her remote*
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The Chosen Children were sitting around in their new superhero garb, pondering about what to do next.
"Well. ... I still say it's Yatta Time." said Kouichi.
Kouji screamed.
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Then, all of a sudden, the Evil Hybrids and such arrived at Happyville! But they were all still arguing about their entrance. Then... they all stopped. Cherubimon turned around and raised an eyebrow, wondering why there was sudden silence.
"How'd we get here so fast?" asked Ranamon.
"Why, my dear friends, I can answer that perfectly!" popped up a random Happymon, who was wearing a suit, tie, and a VERY gelled-up toupe. He flashed a grin, and looked like a car salesman.
"It was another plot hole, wasn't it?" asked Cherubimon with a half-lidded stare.
"Oh, no, no, no," the suited Happymon responded, shaking his head. "You see, this area of the Digital World - Happyville - has completely lost its stability. Nothing makes sense anymore! You could say, um, anything could happen! It's unpredictable!"
"And where did you come up with THAT?" questioned Mercuremon.
"My friend over there told me." he motioned towards a very low-browed Happymon, wearing a very dirty lab coat. He then began to drool.
The others sweatdropped, and didn't believe this guy for a second. "So why are you telling us all this?" Cherubimon asked, growing impaitient.
"Weeeelllll..." said the Happymon, straightening his tie. "I have a product so you won't have to worry about things going boom, stuff falling out of the sky, or unpredictable nonsense!"
"WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!" boomed the dark bunny, now angered. He turned to his servants. "Come on! We've got work to do!" They all marched off, glaring at the Happymon very meanicingly.
The business-man Happymon watched them pass, with one eyebrow raised, and a smirk on his face. He was approached by the other Happymon wearing the dirty lab coat.
"Tsk, tsk. I feel sorry for the poor fools. No tellin' WHAT might happen to 'em in there without proper prepiration."
"Dur..." said the lab-coat Happymon. He then cleared his throat, pulled out a pair of spectacles, and placed them on his nose. "That shall teach them to judge merely on appearance!" he spoke in a British accent. "Oh ho ho ho!"
"Yeah, and plus, I wanted to sell 'em this magic vaccumm cleaner that just fell right-outta da sky near my house!" he motioned towards a blue-colored contraption that looked... very familiar.
"Ah, quite. And the thing is, the machine actually does work! Ah ha ha, see for yourself!"
They both turned towards another town oppsite of Happyville. The sign read: "Sadville. We may not have many people living here, but we sure do have a darn good plot!"
DUMM DUMMM DUMMMMM. DRAMATIC REVEEEERBBBBBBBBBB!!
- End of Chapter 24! Fwee! -
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A/n: And so, Karoru finally updates this fic again. ... Yay? Oh, and not to worry, I'll attempt to update a whole lot faster than I have been. And also, I will say the chapters 25 and 26 will be a lot more... "interesting". (Especially Takumi-wise. ;D) So, please review and give me your feedback on this chapter! That is all. *poofs away*
- Karoru
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I'm not responding to anymore reviews, but I have to respond to this one.
AhiFlame - I have changed my views on Micheal Reisz. Remember, that chapter was written a good while ago. I don't hate the dub THAT much anymore. Oh, and Takuya might sound like a girl because his Japanese VA is Takeuchi Junko, who is a woman. Oh, and my humor is exotic? ... Spiffy! *shakes maracas* Being mad's so much fun~
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- Disclaimer: Do you think I own Frontier? No? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!! MWAHAHA!! ... ... *runs*
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A Funny Frontier Tale
By: Cluehunter Karoru [Who you all owe a lot of money to now. Who says fanfic writers don't get paid?]
Chapter 24: The League Of Extrordinary Insanity
Now onward to our tale!
~*~
We open to the random place we open to where the recaps are!
The Ghost of the Narrator [GN]: ... Fitting Chapter title, Karoru.
Karoru: I know. Isn't it just so spiffy?
GN: ... Oh, and also mind explaining as to why we weren't in the last Chapter AT ALL?!
Karoru: I'm sure the readers - if we still have any after this eternity - needed a break from our recaping antics. Plus, who really wants to hear a self-inserting author talking to her imagnary muse?
GN: ... I AM NOT IMAGINARY!! *runs off sobbing*
Karoru: ... ... Err. *faces the readers*Well, you should figure out what happened last time on your own! Because... I forgot. So I'm not going to bother. *eats preztels, and continues listening to Ride on shooting star by the pillows* I LOVE THIS SONG!! *sob*
Whoosh!
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"Doo doo doo... DOOM DOOM! I am... the great... VRITRA!!"
The Chibi Beast Sensei's marched along through Happyville searching for the ever-famous Plot Device. And Vritramon was singing his lovely song which he wrote himself while marching along. But the only other person who thought it was lovely was Shutumon. The others just groaned as the Vritra-egomaniac continued singing.
"I am Vritra! Yes I am! Doo doo doo... AND YOU'RE NOT! SHUT UP! Oh, I'm so great, I'm so cool~ I'M MEEEEEEEE! ... On second thought..."
"YES? YES?" asked the others that were eagerly awaiting silence.
"... Hm. Should I sing as an alto like I am now, or maybe a soprano! Yeah!"
"... Oh no..."
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!" sang Vritramon in the soprano-est sporano voice ever. Several windows broke in the surrounding area, while numerous Happymon leaned out of their now-broken windows (careful to avoid broken glass shards) to throw tomoatoes and assorted shoes. The other Chibi Beast Senseis covered their ears, screamed in horror, and convulsed on the ground. ... Well, except for Shutumon, of course.
"Oh, come on!" said Vritramon, looking annoyed. "It wasn't THAT bad!"
Yes, it was.
"... Fine. I'll just go back to alto you party poopers."
"Please do." groaned the others.
Whoosh!
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"Hey guys?" asked Neemon to the others as they walked along.
"What?" retorted the others all at the exact same time - but with that tone in their voices so to that they KNEW Neemon was going to say something stupid and random... which he probably is... but I'm not saying 'cause you have to read to find out! [A/n: I AM THE MASTAH OF RUN-ON SENTENCES!!1]
"... Did you hear something?" he responded. "Like... really bad singing."
"Hmmmmmm." thought the others.
"You know," said Takuya, "I could've sworn I just heard something like that. But it sounded familiar... like... my voice... only DEEPER AND ROUGHER!"
"Gasp!" gasped Izumi.
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" Takuya and Izumi both exclaimed at the same time.
"..."
"... What?" asked Tomoki.
"Oh! Is it Yatta Time?!" asked Kouichi, bouncing around. "I love Yatta Time!"
"NO, NOT YATTA TIME!!" screamed Kouji. "I UTTERLY DESPISE YATTA TIME!!" He then began sobbing.
"..."
"... ... No, not Yatta Time." said Takuya. "It means... Um... What does it mean?"
"HAWHAWHAW." randomly guffawed Bokomon. "Well... this is quite pointless then."
"SANK YUU, CAPTIAN OBVIOUS!!" screamed everyone in the universe.
Whoosh! (This is fun!)
~*~
"WOULD WOULD STOP WITH THE WINDOW SHOPPING, RHODOKNIGHTMON?!" screamed Lucemon.
"But... but... The pink... so pretty... ... Oh, look at that! Ensemble! Yes!"
Dynasmon groaned once again. But not knowing that with him as the guy, and RhodoKnightmon like he is, that they'd be perfect for... ya- OH, BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF!
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"You know... I've been thinking." said... Neemon!
Everyone in the universe gasped.
Haha, no it wasn't Neemon. If he DID say that, it would just be freakishly out-of-character. ... The REAL person who said it was... *randomly picks* Junpei!
"Yes, Junepi?" asked Bokomon.
"You know..." he began. "Don't you think it's a bit stale that we're STILL Spirit Evolving to kick bad guy ass?"
The others looked around at each other.
"I mean, you'd think by now we'd get a new act! Like... like..."
"SUPERHEROES!" shouted Neemon.
"... ..." Everyone blinked. "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" they all exclaimed.
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In Cherubimon's base thingy.
"Sigh... I haven't made an appearance in this fic yet. I'm so neglected." sighed Cherubimon while sitting atop his own little throne. He looked over to the Evil Hybrids. "And THEY of all Digimon get more spotlight than I! I'm Cherubimon! I should have more recognition than this! ... But... there's only one way to achieve that. ... Do what I didn't do in the anime! ... DEFEAT THE CHOSEN CHILDREN! MWAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA... *cough cough* I even need to work on my evil laugh. *hack*" He drank some water that was in his special mug on the coaster on the nearby table. He then cleared his throat. "SERVANTS!!" he boomed. "We've got other plans! We're going... to Happyville! MWAH HA HAH!"
"Aww, but our favorite show's coming on!" they reponsed. "... HAMTARO!"
Cherubimon twitched. "JUST SET THE VCR RECORDER AND COME ON!"
"But - !"
"DO IT!!" he sighed to himself. "What I have to go through..."
"Can we say the motto again?" they all eagerly asked.
Cherubimon fell over.
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Dun dun dun!
And so - right out in the middle of Happyville, no less - the Chosen Children prepared their new superhero costumes and alter egos! But it was pointless to cover up their "secret identities" since we all know who they are, but oh well! Dramatic hero-ish music started playing in the background. Then cheap-looking multi-colored backdrops appeared for them to jump in front of. And being the leader and all, Takuya jumped out first.
"Dun dun dun! I'm Pervert Man!" he annouced. And now wearing a mask, a spiffy cape, and... red spandex! We all certainly know where Izumi will be looking, ne? ;D
Izumi then jumped out. "And I'm PMS Girl! - SHUT THE HELL UP! - I love you all~... - I SAID SHUT UP!"
Junpei made his debut. "I'm the Phantom Nudist!"
Tomoki's cue. "I'm Big Hat Boy! PH34R!"
"And we're... THE YAOI TWINS!" screamed Kouji and Kouichi. Who were wearing quite fashionable matching blue spandex uniforms. The others stared in disbelief. Well, except Tomoki because he's too young to be thinking of such things.
"What?" asked the two, noticing the stares.
"Oh, nothing," responded the others.
'Yay! Yaoi!' Izumi thought to herself, being a yaoi fangirl. MWAHAH.
'... I don't get it!' thought Tomoki.
The music started up again as Neemon and Bokomon were about to jump out.
"I'm The Red Pants Wonder!"
"And I am Bookish Boy!"
"YAY!!" yelled everyone.
ACTION POSE! DAH DAH!
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"So... which way are we supposed to be going?" asked Garmmon.
Vritramon looked around. "To the Plot Deivce, of course! Silly goose!"
Garmmon blinked, then sighed. "But where is the Plot Device? ... Do you even know where it is, Vritramon?"
"Bah! Don't be ridiculous!" he retorted. "Of course I do!" He surveyed the area again. "It's... somewhere."
"NOW WE'LL NEVER GET A PLOT NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried Blizzarmon.
"Oh, pull yourself together, man!" said Bolgmon. "You're just as bad as your human counterpart!"
"Shut your mouth!"
"BUT I SPEAKTEH THE TRUTH!"
"PEOPLE, PEOPLE!" Vritramon shouted. "We're getting off the subject... again. Sigh." He turned to Shutumon. "You got any ideas?"
"Well... I forgot to mention that I was born with the gift to detect Plot Devices. Teehee, isn't that funny?" Shutumon giggled.
Everyone stopped. "... ... ..."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT BEFORE?!" Vritramon screamed.
"By jove!" exclaimed KaiserLeomon. He sipped some more of his tea. "Hehe, that's fun to say, chaps."
Okay, this is just turning into all dialouge so I'll just take it from here! Description-wise, that is.
"Bah! Let it be dialouge!" Vritramon annouced. "That way, more people will get to hear my lovely voice!" He flashed a lovely grin into a nearby camera, and posed.
"I AGREE WITH THAT!" said Shutumon, the poor obsessed fangirl. Little cartoon hearts popped up around her as she admired Vritramon some more.
The others sighed and sweatdropped.
Okay, so, anyway, Shutumon began to led them (if leading is what you could call her actions) to the Plot Device after a good while of Vritramon's posing. And the others (especially Bolgmon) felt he was about to lose his mind at any second.
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Hey, have you noticed, that I switch scenes too much? ... ... Well, too bad! HARHARHAR! ... *runs away from angry readers*
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DAH DAH DAH! We return to the Chosen Children.
"We are not the Chosen Children! We are the Non-Justised League!"
... Right.
"So what do we do now?" asked Kouji. "Can we go kick some bad-guy ass?"
"Of course not!" responded Takuya. "We may have our spiffy names and costumes, but we're still not done! We need spiffy gadgets, names for our spiffy gadgets, and not to mention - The Theme Song!"
"Gasp! You're right!" exclaimed the others.
...
....
.....
"Uh, now," said Takuya.
"Oh, right!"
~*~
The villians were making their way towards Happyville to the Chosen Children. Or should I say, the "Non-Justised League". Of course, they have no idea about *that* part. And the Evil Hybrids were discussing how they would dazzle everyone with their new dazzling entrance!
"I still vote for my Sailor Scout idea!" said Mercuremon.
"Hey, it's Sailor SENSHI! Not SCOUT! ARGH!" shouted Arbormon.
"But Scout is better!"
"Hey, didn't you hear?!" said Ranamon. "We need NEW ideas! And the Sailor Senshi idea is definately not new. That's EXACTLY what those blasted kids are expecting of us!"
"They are?" questioned Grottomon.
"B-bu-but, the Sailor Scouts is a classic!" argued Mercuremon. "AND YOU CANNOT DISS A CLASSIC!"
The others continued arguing, and Cherubumon was overhearing it all, and just twitching away.
"But, Grottomon, did you remember my special skirt?" asked Mercuremon.
"Eh, I just stuck it in the washing machine back at the base. It was flithy."
Mercuremon twitched. "YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOL! IT WAS DRY-CLEAN ONLY!!" He then began to sob.
"Oh dear sweet pieces of cherry pie..." Cherubimon cursed to himself, then threw his arms up at the sky. "SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
~*~
"Should we make it a lymeric, or a sonet?" asked Kouichi, holding a notepad. The new superhero league was discussing what should be their theme song. Since that was apparently the top priority at the moment. And oddly, no one seemed to argue on the matter. Except on the people who ARE QUESTIONING MY SENSE ON THE SUBJECT, BUT THEY'RE AREN'T ANY SINCE I BLEW THEM ALL UP, THOSE LITTLE BITCHES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The Chosen Children all looked towards me. "... ... ..."
Um, you can ignore that.
"Okay then."
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"I WANT MORE SCREENTIME!!" screamed Lucemon.
"I want this vest!" screamed RhodoKnightmon.
"I want some lovin'!" screamed Dynasmon, as he raised his eyebrows up and down.
"... ..."
"I'll just be quiet now."
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Oh, and no, I have NOT been always wanting to type that. Shush!
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ZOOBA DOOBA!!
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Okay, I'm just going to pause everything. *picks up a nearby remote, and presses the pause button on her fic* Now, let's look at the current fic situation, shall we?
- The Chibi Beast Senseis going to the Plot Device.
- The Chosen Children also going to the Plot Device, but now taking the time to become superheroes.
- Lucemon and the Royal Knights looking for the latest bargains in retail stores. [Lucemon: NO WE'RE NOT!!]
- Cherubimon losing his mind while leading the Evil Hybrids (who have already lost THEIR minds) towards Happyville to make the Chosen Children go boom.
- Me interrupting and being quite random.
That should make it all clear to what this chapter's about. Especially to you people out there reading this and losing brain cells by the second. Alright then! Back to ze fic. *presses play on her remote*
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The Chosen Children were sitting around in their new superhero garb, pondering about what to do next.
"Well. ... I still say it's Yatta Time." said Kouichi.
Kouji screamed.
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Then, all of a sudden, the Evil Hybrids and such arrived at Happyville! But they were all still arguing about their entrance. Then... they all stopped. Cherubimon turned around and raised an eyebrow, wondering why there was sudden silence.
"How'd we get here so fast?" asked Ranamon.
"Why, my dear friends, I can answer that perfectly!" popped up a random Happymon, who was wearing a suit, tie, and a VERY gelled-up toupe. He flashed a grin, and looked like a car salesman.
"It was another plot hole, wasn't it?" asked Cherubimon with a half-lidded stare.
"Oh, no, no, no," the suited Happymon responded, shaking his head. "You see, this area of the Digital World - Happyville - has completely lost its stability. Nothing makes sense anymore! You could say, um, anything could happen! It's unpredictable!"
"And where did you come up with THAT?" questioned Mercuremon.
"My friend over there told me." he motioned towards a very low-browed Happymon, wearing a very dirty lab coat. He then began to drool.
The others sweatdropped, and didn't believe this guy for a second. "So why are you telling us all this?" Cherubimon asked, growing impaitient.
"Weeeelllll..." said the Happymon, straightening his tie. "I have a product so you won't have to worry about things going boom, stuff falling out of the sky, or unpredictable nonsense!"
"WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!" boomed the dark bunny, now angered. He turned to his servants. "Come on! We've got work to do!" They all marched off, glaring at the Happymon very meanicingly.
The business-man Happymon watched them pass, with one eyebrow raised, and a smirk on his face. He was approached by the other Happymon wearing the dirty lab coat.
"Tsk, tsk. I feel sorry for the poor fools. No tellin' WHAT might happen to 'em in there without proper prepiration."
"Dur..." said the lab-coat Happymon. He then cleared his throat, pulled out a pair of spectacles, and placed them on his nose. "That shall teach them to judge merely on appearance!" he spoke in a British accent. "Oh ho ho ho!"
"Yeah, and plus, I wanted to sell 'em this magic vaccumm cleaner that just fell right-outta da sky near my house!" he motioned towards a blue-colored contraption that looked... very familiar.
"Ah, quite. And the thing is, the machine actually does work! Ah ha ha, see for yourself!"
They both turned towards another town oppsite of Happyville. The sign read: "Sadville. We may not have many people living here, but we sure do have a darn good plot!"
DUMM DUMMM DUMMMMM. DRAMATIC REVEEEERBBBBBBBBBB!!
- End of Chapter 24! Fwee! -
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A/n: And so, Karoru finally updates this fic again. ... Yay? Oh, and not to worry, I'll attempt to update a whole lot faster than I have been. And also, I will say the chapters 25 and 26 will be a lot more... "interesting". (Especially Takumi-wise. ;D) So, please review and give me your feedback on this chapter! That is all. *poofs away*
- Karoru