Ivan: ...I'm sorry... My Kitsune is hiding from Dragon Empress...
Me:... I'm safe... I'm safe... I'm safe...
Felix: What happened?
Ivan: Dragon Empress is too attached to cakes... And made a threat...
Garet: What was the threat?
Ivan: ... Here, let me quote 'a Laser-powered rocket launcher, a X-42 blaster pistol, a Super-Cannon 3100, a pair of nifty little ninja swords and a great big broomstick' ... Thats one hell of a treat!
Me: ... I'm safe...I'm poor... I'm poor... I can't afford a cake...
Ivan: Believe me! She can't!
Mad reviewers that want a cake: WE DON'T CARE!!! GIVE US CAKE!
Me:... KOKOAY!!!
Kokoay: What?
Me: HELP!
Kokoay: Fine... let me go get something's...
Me: like what?!
Kokoay: You'll see!
*she goes and unplugs the T.V and pulls a video from she shelve, the part that you can tell that no ones used for a long time because of all the dust*
Garet: What are you doing?
Kokoay: Shhh!
* Goes into the bedroom and gets about five pairs of earplugs*
Kokoay: OK! Watch this! Ivan, Ivan's kitsune, Garet, and Felix, put these on now!
Me: OK! But get the reviewers away!
Mad reviewers that want cake: What are going to do with a T.V?!
Kokoay: THIS! *pushes the video in that puts on her earplugs. she turns the T.V away from the people that matter and makes it face the reviewers*
Mad reviewer that wants cake: Huh?
* The show comes on and... Theres a dinosaur with green spots!*
Evil being on the T.V: I love you...
You love me!
were a great big family,
with a hug and kiss
from me to you,
wont you say you love me to!
*Kokoay pulls the power plug out and goes to look at the reviewers*
Kokoay: Ummm... I think I over did it...
* the reviewers are either out cold or dead, except for one...*
The mad reviewer that was start enough to plug her ears: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: YOU MISSED ONE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ivan: OK, I'll just zap her out! * sparks start flying from his hands *
Kitsune: Why don't I just run my sword through her? * Pulls out her sword *
Tanuki: Ummm... because if the reviewers are dead then they wont review...
Kitsune: ... true... * puts sword away * You better not kill that last reviewer...
Ivan: Fine...
Random kid that over heard: I don't wont to be your only make-up muse! Make-up someone else!
Me:... all these orders... too many orders... orders... orders... orders...
Felix: It looks like she in a coma...
Ivan: DAMN YOU REVIEWERS!!! PUTTING MY KITSUNE IN TO A COMA!!
*leaves the room*
Garet: He pissed... I think that the reviews should be nicer from now on...
Kokoay: Lets do the disclaimer and the shout-outs!
Garet: UMMM... UMMM... THIS IS A DISCLAIMER... UMMM... WHATS A DISCLAIMER?
Everyone falls over...
Kitsune: Garet!!!!!!
Kokoay: HERES THE SHOUT-OUTS!!! TO DRAGON EMPRESS... YOU MEANIE!!! IF I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU CAKE I DON'T HAVE TO! BUT BECAUSE I'M SOOO NICE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CAKE, BUT TO BE MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE SUGER-FAT FREE! HAHAHAHA! NIGHT ANGEL, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TREATEN TO KILL ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A CAKE, BUT, IT'S GOING TO BE FAT FREE! AND, I THINK IF YOU WANT TO HAD A CHAPTER TO YOUR HARVEST MOON FANFIC, THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!!!
Tanuki: Well thats it...
Ivan: START THE DAMN FIC!!!
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*~ The back stabbing truth ~*
Kitsune and Tanuki walked right up to Kokoay and looked her in the eyes. It appeared that Kokoay wasn't to happy that they were here...
"What are you guys doing here?!" Kokoay yelled at the twins.
"Finding out why you haven't done your mission yet!" Tanuki yelled out.
"I think that you should us why?!" Kitsune barked at Kokoay.
Kokoay was about to say something but Garet had to but in...
"What the hell are you bitchs doing here! And, your going to give us the money to fix that window! If you don't then WE'LL have to pay, and we don't want to do that!" Garet yelled at the two of them, flames in his hands.
"GARET!!! CALM DOWN! BURNING THE INN DOWN IS GOING TO COST MORE THEN THE WINDOW!!!" Ivan said to Garet. Kitsune and Tanuki looked at them.
"What does he have a flame-thrower, or something?" Tanuki said looking around Garet.
"Yeah, And what with the weird pose for the hands, you look like your trying to hold something..." Kitsune said looking at his hands.
"Huh? I guess that their not adepts... thats one good thing..." Isaac said to the others.
"Whats a adept?" Tanuki said, with one of those questions marks over her head.
"Who cares!!! Let just find out why Kokoay hasn't done her job, and get her to do it!" Kitsune yelled, pulling out her short sword.
"NO WAY I'M I GOING TO LET YOU TURN THE INN IN TO A BATTLE ZONE!!!" Mia yelled. She was getting ticked at the twins. Mia pulled out her staff to try to fend off Kitsune.
"Your going to fight me? Ha! Go ahead a try!" Kitsune said holding her sword in front of her.
"Don't fight her Mia, your not going to win at your current level." A voice said. Everyone turned to see Kokoay had finally said something. She had her sword out as well, but it didn't look like she was going to fight with it.
"Well Kokoay, are you going to tell us why you didn't do what you were suppose to?" Kitsune said walking in front of Kokoay again.
"I don't know what your talking about..." Kokoay said looking the other way.
"Kokoay... are you hiding something from us?" Isaac said. The whole room looked at Kokoay. "Ummm...ahhh.... you see...." Kokoay started but, Tanuki butted in.
"Kokoay! You know that your job was to kill the blond one that had the power to stop master!" The whole room went quite, then Garet spoke up first.
"I TOLD THAT SHE WAS NO GOOD!!! SHE TRIED TO KILL ISAAC AND WE THOUGHT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, BUT SHE WAS ORDERED TO DO I!!!"
"Kokoay... I trusted you..." Mia said.
"Hmmm...." Isaac turned his back to Kokoay.
"I'm sorry... Ivan?" Kokoay turned to Ivan to see that he wasn't looking to happy...
"I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!!! I TRUSTED YOU WITH A SECRET BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON AT HEART!!! Ivan yelled at Kokoay, and left the room.
"Ivan..." Kokoay said trying to go after him, but the others stopped her.
"You've done enough Kokoay! leave us alone!" Garet said to her.
"Let us be Kokoay, let us be!" Mia yelled.
"... ..." Isaac still didn't say anything.
Tanuki and Kitsune were watching the little show that was going on. They thought it was funny. To them they were seeing three people fend out another, to protect someone else. Like was like watching a soap with a bit of Jerry Springer.
"Well Kokoay sense they don't trust you anymore, but now it you should be able to kill the blond without any trouble...Hmmm?" Kitsune started but Kokoay wasn't really listening to her at the moment...
"Let me go!" Kokoay said. She pulled Garet down out of her way, and jumpped over Mia and Isaac and jumpped out of the window that Kitsune and Tanuki had jumped through. Kokoay was gone.
"Well that went well... so lets go find Kokoay, Tanuki!" Kitsune said jumpping out the window, and Tanuki followed.
"Well... this is good... not..." Garet said to Mia and Isaac as they helped him up.
"Is she gone?" Ivan said from the door way. Ivan had went outside the room, but he didn't leave the Inn, he had just stood outside the door.
"Well theres no point staying in Kalay anymore... lets get going..." Isaac said leaving the room.
"NOW he says something..." Garet said following Isaac. "Well Ivan, lets get your stuff and head out!" Mia left the room as well.
Ivan went to the window and looked out it. He could of sworn that he saw something running away in the outskirts of Kalay, but at the moment he didn't care. "I'm going to go somewhere first... I'll be back in about 20 minutes... Get my stuff for me, will ya?!" Ivan yelled. He heard Isaac yell back, "SURE!!!"
Ivan left the Inn and was heading to the graveyard. *// Kalay... I will be strong, for you and for me... I will not forget what you did for me... never will I forget... //* Ivan was standing in front of a grave that was the only one that had fresh flowers on it. "It looks like her parents still vist her grave..."
"Ivan... is that you?" A voice said from behind him. He turned around and saw a middle-aged woman standing behind him. "Kalay's mom... what are you doing here at this time of night?"
"I could ask you the samething... We now own the graveyard, so will live near by. I saw you walk up to my daugters grave, and I thought that you were a grave robber." She said trailing off.
"... I have to go... my new friends are waiting for me... we've got to cross th sea..." Ivan said turning around.
"Are your new firends like you?"
"...Yes... different, but the same..."
"I see... birds of a feather... Well I got to go back to bed, see you Ivan..." She left.
"IVAN!!!!" Garet yelled. Ivan turned around to see everyone waiting for him.
"Sorry! lets get going!!!" Ivan jumpped down the ledge.
"Here we go!" Mia yelled as the four of them ran out of the town.
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Me: I this chapter done at last! I'm so happy!!!
Ivan: Why did it take so long?!
Me: Ummm... I had the finals of hell and I got in trouble, so I thought that it'll be best to take a while off the computer...
Felix: For you reviewers that don't now the code of a kid that as a gpa of 2.7 that means that she was to lazy and didn't want to do it.
Me: ....
Kokoay: What happened to me?
Kitsune: And me?!
Tanuki: And me?!!
Me: Your going to be gone for a while... people will talk about you, but you wont be in it for a while...
Garet: Didn't you ask the reviewers somethings, bur did any of them answer you?
Me: OK reviewers... I have two questions about the story and one questions that as nothing to do with golden sun.
1) do you reviewers want their to be lovey dovey crap in the story, and if you do you can tell me what couples you want. But I most likely wont use them, but I might...
2) Do you reviewers care about why I named Kitsune and Tanuki?
and...
1) Does any one know at what level does Aron ( a pokemon that is a steel type) change shape, or what make it change shape. My Aron is at level 31, and it hasn't changed yet!
Ivan: OK... REVIEW!!!
Me:... I'm safe... I'm safe... I'm safe...
Felix: What happened?
Ivan: Dragon Empress is too attached to cakes... And made a threat...
Garet: What was the threat?
Ivan: ... Here, let me quote 'a Laser-powered rocket launcher, a X-42 blaster pistol, a Super-Cannon 3100, a pair of nifty little ninja swords and a great big broomstick' ... Thats one hell of a treat!
Me: ... I'm safe...I'm poor... I'm poor... I can't afford a cake...
Ivan: Believe me! She can't!
Mad reviewers that want a cake: WE DON'T CARE!!! GIVE US CAKE!
Me:... KOKOAY!!!
Kokoay: What?
Me: HELP!
Kokoay: Fine... let me go get something's...
Me: like what?!
Kokoay: You'll see!
*she goes and unplugs the T.V and pulls a video from she shelve, the part that you can tell that no ones used for a long time because of all the dust*
Garet: What are you doing?
Kokoay: Shhh!
* Goes into the bedroom and gets about five pairs of earplugs*
Kokoay: OK! Watch this! Ivan, Ivan's kitsune, Garet, and Felix, put these on now!
Me: OK! But get the reviewers away!
Mad reviewers that want cake: What are going to do with a T.V?!
Kokoay: THIS! *pushes the video in that puts on her earplugs. she turns the T.V away from the people that matter and makes it face the reviewers*
Mad reviewer that wants cake: Huh?
* The show comes on and... Theres a dinosaur with green spots!*
Evil being on the T.V: I love you...
You love me!
were a great big family,
with a hug and kiss
from me to you,
wont you say you love me to!
*Kokoay pulls the power plug out and goes to look at the reviewers*
Kokoay: Ummm... I think I over did it...
* the reviewers are either out cold or dead, except for one...*
The mad reviewer that was start enough to plug her ears: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: YOU MISSED ONE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ivan: OK, I'll just zap her out! * sparks start flying from his hands *
Kitsune: Why don't I just run my sword through her? * Pulls out her sword *
Tanuki: Ummm... because if the reviewers are dead then they wont review...
Kitsune: ... true... * puts sword away * You better not kill that last reviewer...
Ivan: Fine...
Random kid that over heard: I don't wont to be your only make-up muse! Make-up someone else!
Me:... all these orders... too many orders... orders... orders... orders...
Felix: It looks like she in a coma...
Ivan: DAMN YOU REVIEWERS!!! PUTTING MY KITSUNE IN TO A COMA!!
*leaves the room*
Garet: He pissed... I think that the reviews should be nicer from now on...
Kokoay: Lets do the disclaimer and the shout-outs!
Garet: UMMM... UMMM... THIS IS A DISCLAIMER... UMMM... WHATS A DISCLAIMER?
Everyone falls over...
Kitsune: Garet!!!!!!
Kokoay: HERES THE SHOUT-OUTS!!! TO DRAGON EMPRESS... YOU MEANIE!!! IF I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU CAKE I DON'T HAVE TO! BUT BECAUSE I'M SOOO NICE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CAKE, BUT TO BE MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE SUGER-FAT FREE! HAHAHAHA! NIGHT ANGEL, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TREATEN TO KILL ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A CAKE, BUT, IT'S GOING TO BE FAT FREE! AND, I THINK IF YOU WANT TO HAD A CHAPTER TO YOUR HARVEST MOON FANFIC, THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!!!
Tanuki: Well thats it...
Ivan: START THE DAMN FIC!!!
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*~ The back stabbing truth ~*
Kitsune and Tanuki walked right up to Kokoay and looked her in the eyes. It appeared that Kokoay wasn't to happy that they were here...
"What are you guys doing here?!" Kokoay yelled at the twins.
"Finding out why you haven't done your mission yet!" Tanuki yelled out.
"I think that you should us why?!" Kitsune barked at Kokoay.
Kokoay was about to say something but Garet had to but in...
"What the hell are you bitchs doing here! And, your going to give us the money to fix that window! If you don't then WE'LL have to pay, and we don't want to do that!" Garet yelled at the two of them, flames in his hands.
"GARET!!! CALM DOWN! BURNING THE INN DOWN IS GOING TO COST MORE THEN THE WINDOW!!!" Ivan said to Garet. Kitsune and Tanuki looked at them.
"What does he have a flame-thrower, or something?" Tanuki said looking around Garet.
"Yeah, And what with the weird pose for the hands, you look like your trying to hold something..." Kitsune said looking at his hands.
"Huh? I guess that their not adepts... thats one good thing..." Isaac said to the others.
"Whats a adept?" Tanuki said, with one of those questions marks over her head.
"Who cares!!! Let just find out why Kokoay hasn't done her job, and get her to do it!" Kitsune yelled, pulling out her short sword.
"NO WAY I'M I GOING TO LET YOU TURN THE INN IN TO A BATTLE ZONE!!!" Mia yelled. She was getting ticked at the twins. Mia pulled out her staff to try to fend off Kitsune.
"Your going to fight me? Ha! Go ahead a try!" Kitsune said holding her sword in front of her.
"Don't fight her Mia, your not going to win at your current level." A voice said. Everyone turned to see Kokoay had finally said something. She had her sword out as well, but it didn't look like she was going to fight with it.
"Well Kokoay, are you going to tell us why you didn't do what you were suppose to?" Kitsune said walking in front of Kokoay again.
"I don't know what your talking about..." Kokoay said looking the other way.
"Kokoay... are you hiding something from us?" Isaac said. The whole room looked at Kokoay. "Ummm...ahhh.... you see...." Kokoay started but, Tanuki butted in.
"Kokoay! You know that your job was to kill the blond one that had the power to stop master!" The whole room went quite, then Garet spoke up first.
"I TOLD THAT SHE WAS NO GOOD!!! SHE TRIED TO KILL ISAAC AND WE THOUGHT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, BUT SHE WAS ORDERED TO DO I!!!"
"Kokoay... I trusted you..." Mia said.
"Hmmm...." Isaac turned his back to Kokoay.
"I'm sorry... Ivan?" Kokoay turned to Ivan to see that he wasn't looking to happy...
"I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!!! I TRUSTED YOU WITH A SECRET BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON AT HEART!!! Ivan yelled at Kokoay, and left the room.
"Ivan..." Kokoay said trying to go after him, but the others stopped her.
"You've done enough Kokoay! leave us alone!" Garet said to her.
"Let us be Kokoay, let us be!" Mia yelled.
"... ..." Isaac still didn't say anything.
Tanuki and Kitsune were watching the little show that was going on. They thought it was funny. To them they were seeing three people fend out another, to protect someone else. Like was like watching a soap with a bit of Jerry Springer.
"Well Kokoay sense they don't trust you anymore, but now it you should be able to kill the blond without any trouble...Hmmm?" Kitsune started but Kokoay wasn't really listening to her at the moment...
"Let me go!" Kokoay said. She pulled Garet down out of her way, and jumpped over Mia and Isaac and jumpped out of the window that Kitsune and Tanuki had jumped through. Kokoay was gone.
"Well that went well... so lets go find Kokoay, Tanuki!" Kitsune said jumpping out the window, and Tanuki followed.
"Well... this is good... not..." Garet said to Mia and Isaac as they helped him up.
"Is she gone?" Ivan said from the door way. Ivan had went outside the room, but he didn't leave the Inn, he had just stood outside the door.
"Well theres no point staying in Kalay anymore... lets get going..." Isaac said leaving the room.
"NOW he says something..." Garet said following Isaac. "Well Ivan, lets get your stuff and head out!" Mia left the room as well.
Ivan went to the window and looked out it. He could of sworn that he saw something running away in the outskirts of Kalay, but at the moment he didn't care. "I'm going to go somewhere first... I'll be back in about 20 minutes... Get my stuff for me, will ya?!" Ivan yelled. He heard Isaac yell back, "SURE!!!"
Ivan left the Inn and was heading to the graveyard. *// Kalay... I will be strong, for you and for me... I will not forget what you did for me... never will I forget... //* Ivan was standing in front of a grave that was the only one that had fresh flowers on it. "It looks like her parents still vist her grave..."
"Ivan... is that you?" A voice said from behind him. He turned around and saw a middle-aged woman standing behind him. "Kalay's mom... what are you doing here at this time of night?"
"I could ask you the samething... We now own the graveyard, so will live near by. I saw you walk up to my daugters grave, and I thought that you were a grave robber." She said trailing off.
"... I have to go... my new friends are waiting for me... we've got to cross th sea..." Ivan said turning around.
"Are your new firends like you?"
"...Yes... different, but the same..."
"I see... birds of a feather... Well I got to go back to bed, see you Ivan..." She left.
"IVAN!!!!" Garet yelled. Ivan turned around to see everyone waiting for him.
"Sorry! lets get going!!!" Ivan jumpped down the ledge.
"Here we go!" Mia yelled as the four of them ran out of the town.
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Me: I this chapter done at last! I'm so happy!!!
Ivan: Why did it take so long?!
Me: Ummm... I had the finals of hell and I got in trouble, so I thought that it'll be best to take a while off the computer...
Felix: For you reviewers that don't now the code of a kid that as a gpa of 2.7 that means that she was to lazy and didn't want to do it.
Me: ....
Kokoay: What happened to me?
Kitsune: And me?!
Tanuki: And me?!!
Me: Your going to be gone for a while... people will talk about you, but you wont be in it for a while...
Garet: Didn't you ask the reviewers somethings, bur did any of them answer you?
Me: OK reviewers... I have two questions about the story and one questions that as nothing to do with golden sun.
1) do you reviewers want their to be lovey dovey crap in the story, and if you do you can tell me what couples you want. But I most likely wont use them, but I might...
2) Do you reviewers care about why I named Kitsune and Tanuki?
and...
1) Does any one know at what level does Aron ( a pokemon that is a steel type) change shape, or what make it change shape. My Aron is at level 31, and it hasn't changed yet!
Ivan: OK... REVIEW!!!